literally anything at this point

Ex Aid has reached a point where it can do literally anything and I won’t care or be surprised. “Dan is alive again and he’s a good guy” sure man whatever sounds good to me nothing matters in ex aid anyway and the story is made up on a scene by scene basis so why the fuck not.

pitch meeting at the CW

cw studio exec #1: hi peyton take a seat we’re so glad you’re here

cw studio exec #2: so why don’t you give us an idea of what you’re thinking

me: okay. so. the success of riverdale has told us two very important things: first, there is tremendous money to be made in taking beloved fictional characters for children and placing them at the centre of a grimdark fuckfest. and second - your target demographic will watch anything. literally anything. 

cw studio exec #1: excellent points. what are you proposing

me: you’re targeting the millennial demographic. kids who grew up in the late 90s, early 2000s. so let’s capitalize on that. let’s bank on their nostalgia. let’s take the most beloved saturday morning cartoon of that era, the longest-running children’s cartoon of all time - and let’s update it. let’s make it sexy. ladies and gentlemen, i give you The CW’s Arthur.

cw studio exec #1: brilliant

cw studio exec #2: i can’t believe we’ve never thought of this before

me: arthur read and his friends are all grown up… and they are discovering sex. and drugs. arthur will be played by tyler posey and he will have six-pack abs. he’s romantically involved with muffy crosswire, the undisputed head bitch in charge of elwood city high. this doesn’t sit well with his best friend, buster baxter - who is gay - or muffy’s best friend francine frensky - who is a lesbian - because diversity. 

cw studio exec #1: nice

me: meanwhile young d.w. read, at just 15 years of age, has become the kingpin of a deep web drug empire and the mastermind behind elwood city’s burgeoning crisis in organized crime. but when mr. ratburn is busted with a large shipment of cocaine, everything will change.

cw studio #2: love it

me: and d.w. must go on the lam. but can she run forever… even after she discovers she is… teen pregnant?

both cw studio execs: are literally crying and throwing money at me

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∙ He (D. Pedro I) could not help but respond to her great love for him, her good nature, sweetness, and considerateness (…) From the voluminous and frank correspondence that Dona Leopoldina carried with her relatives in Europe, it appears that Dom Pedro gave up tavern hopping and womanizing for some time after the consummation of their marriage. She begged her father not to believe the scandalous tales that he might hear about her husband. (…) He could be sharp-tongued and mean, but normally he was good humored and generous. (Dom Pedro: The Struggle for Liberty in Brazil and Portugal, 1798-1834 //  Neill W. Macaulay) 

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On Alisha Diphda

I love Alisha. I really do. In fact, she might actually be my favourite female character in Tales of Zestiria (it’s so hard to pick favourites in Zestiria, since everyone’s so amazing and lovable). She’s kind, responsible, and fully capable of standing up for her morals and doing what she believes is right. Her strength and resolve are truly inspiring, and despite everything she goes through, she somehow manages to keep pushing forward for what she believes is important to her and the people she cares about. I actually see a lot of myself in Alisha–her idealism and slight naivety are things I can relate to, and her strength and persistence remind me to keep my head up and never give up on the things I value and believe in.

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optimisticcandydream  asked:

Can I share the reason why I ship Molly and Lestrade? When I first watched Sherlock I ended up randomly watching The Sign of Three and l thought that Molly and Lestrade were together and were worried about Sherlock like they were his parents lol - I was surprised when I learned that they weren't together (l wasn't even aware of tjlc or anything at this point)

This is LITERALLY the scene that made me ship them SO HARD. They are SO precious together, OMG <3 I’m so sad that they completely disregarded this little relationship they were building on since ASiB for…destroying Molly’s character completely.

The Lesson of Endurance

Alright so I really enjoyed that last chapter for several reasons, but I really loved the lesson that it brought to light.

Kirishima, feeling like he doesn’t have any particular techniques that put him on level with the other students, remembers the advice All Might gave him. Kirishima’s quirk is essentially the ability to harden his skin, making him very difficult to injure. There isn’t much room for variation. 

It’s Bakugou who tells Kiri that there’s more than one type of strength. There’s more to being a hero than being able to just power through situations.

There is strength in enduring.

All Might’s story, and Toshinori’s story, is one of endurance. He endured being a quirkless boy, he endured the brutal training Gran Torino gave him, he endured the aftermath of his first fight with All For One, he endured watching his health and ability to be a hero deteriorate, he endured that final fight at Kamino Ward, and now he’s enduring his physical weakness and the prediction of his death hanging over his head.

Whether or not he meant to, Toshinori taught his students the strength that is inherent in just getting through a bad situation. And because he was able to endure, he won. That’s what Bakugou was trying to tell Kirishima, in his usual Bakugou way.

Kirishima takes it to heart …

… and pushes himself to the limit, surpassing what he had been capable of previously, and becomes nigh-unbreakable. His quirk is literally ‘endurance,’ from a certain point of view. He can endure anything, and come out the other side. 

So, yeah, Toshinori has taught his students that it’s important to further yourself in order to get past any obstacle, but at Kamino Ward he also taught them the importance of being able to endure something you can’t change. 

That’s probably one of the most important things he could have taught them.

anonymous asked:

Top 5 best sexual tension in hq??

This is the best top 5 for Valentine’s Day, isn’t it? ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

Warning: this top 5 is heavily influenced by my experience as a smut writer. 

1. Oikawa and Iwaizumi. The iwaoi royal deluxe ship wins by a landslide. You can either have sweet sweet loving or hardcore sex, it doesn’t matter because they can make anything work. Every single kink, every single au. Oikawa is flirty and seductive while Iwa is extremely strong and passionate (harsh Iwa and Oikawa who lets him dispose of his body as he pleases always a big yes), together they’re an explosive mix and overall a blessing for every single smut writer out there. 

Originally posted by oikahwatooru

The subtitle is wrong, he said: I’m going to make you scream my name later, Shittykawa

2. Kuroo and Tsukishima“They kinda share that really” aka the only couple that I can make work both ways, if you know what I mean. Actually, Kurotsuki is the pair I have most fun with when it comes to kinks (especially with bsdm). They are equally teasing and dominant, but at the same time they like when the other is in charge. They’re the worst when it comes to fluff, but if you’re in the mood for an insanely intense and deep smut scene, they’ll never ever let you down. Hottest couple, hands down. 

Originally posted by uver-chin

3. Bokuto and Akaashi. Ah, Bokuaka. These two are an interesting couple, too bad it’s really hard for me to find smut that I enjoy writing due too the characterization problems. They have a unique sexual tension, fueled by Akaashi’s glacial sex appeal and by Bokuto’s heat that can make him melt in a moment. My Bokuto treats every single kink like it’s the most natural thing, he’s not embarrassed by anything (literally, anything), he’s impulsive, playful and powerful to the point of not being able to handle his strength properly, but at the same time is extremely selfless and aware of Akaashi’s needs. And Akaashi…well, he likes to be controlled, played and spanked by him…so much. A+ awkward after sex fluff. 

Originally posted by silvermusichunter

Thirsty, Akaashi?

4. Daichi and Sugawara. Finding characters to make the domestic-long-term-boyfriends sex work is incredibly difficult (established relationship is the hardest au in my opinion), so thank you very much for them. It’s a couple that gets off on how much they love each other, spiced it up with the fact that our beloved Suga is a sinnamonroll personified.They win the best fluff award, but this goes without saying. They’re a classic and, like all the classics, their perfect sexual tension immortal. 

Originally posted by vikuuri

5. Hinata and Kageyama (eventually). I’m not a fan of Kagehina smut. At all. I can’t read it, I can’t write it. I’m still in the stage where my favorite boys just kiss, cuddle and hold hands, but I can’t deny that the tension is there and more they’ll grow, the more the bond they already have is going to grow deeper and deeper and would probably explode into some mind blowing smut. I’m gonna let them explore while I wait for them to reach their 3rd years, then we can’t talk about this more. 

Originally posted by craziiwolf

Thank you for your message and happy Valentine’s Day to you and to all the OTPs! 

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Allies, listen up.

When a trans person writes a post about wanting more trans characters who have plotlines, character arcs and experiences that aren’t about being trans, don’t tag it “trans rights” and “politics”.

This post isn’t about our rights and it sure as fuck isn’t political. It’s about being treated in narrative and representation the same way cis folk take for granted. These tags demonstrate the spectacularly high degree of not getting it: you have literally turned an expression for normalisation, which is not inherently political at all, into something political by tagging it this way.

Wanting to be treated just like you isn’t political and it says something profoundly dangerous that too many societies do regard this as a political statement.

When an ace/aro/a-spec person writes a post about ace/aro/a-spec positivity, don’t tag it “discourse”.

Positivity isn’t discourse. We’ve literally reached a point on this site where anything that talks a-spec anything is treated as discourse, and given that the word “discourse” itself sanitises and excuses open hate, this is incredibly dangerous.

A-spec folk see discourse as either “hate for a part of my personhood” or “having to justify for the thousandth time why I’m part of my own damn community” and we don’t need that reminder of the precariousness of our identities here intruding into something that is literally meant to help us survive.

(Right now our identities have become discourse. Right now speaking about who we are means knowing that there’s a vocal community of people ready to negatively comment, harass or vaguepost in response, even if it’s simple positivity that has nothing to do with the broader issues supposedly being debated about - even though it’s clear by now that those broader issues are often the justification for hate. This is incredibly effective scapegoating - the act of hating on the subset of a broader community as a means of disguising and avoiding problems within the larger community space, creating an artificial sense of unity and connection via the bonds of hate - and, like scapegoating in general, it doesn’t require the participation of the majority of the community to work. That there is even the word “discourse” to describe this “debate” is frightening when you look at global history and the many ways hate has been reframed and labelled to justify it, especially when you look at where this hate always leads.)

When an ace/aro/a-spec person writes a discourse post in answer to the hate, don’t tag it “positivity”.

Justifying our identity and our presence in the community isn’t positivity. It’s more tiresome, exhausting work done for the new aces and aros and a-spec folk that come after us. There’s nothing positive about picking up a sword, just desperation and fear for a-spec folk, and people in the positivity tags are there because they want a break from the hate. A break that is a requirement to survive - the same needs had by any and every minority group. Someone in the positivity tags does not need to see a discourse post. They’re not there for that.

These are all things allies do and these are all things allies need to stop doing.

you can take literally anything shirou/archer has done at any point in his life and turn it into a “self care” post

self care is getting stabbed in the chest and then summoning a girl with a sword to be your gf

self care is having a swordfight with your future self who travelled back in time to kill you in an abandoned castle

self care is fistfighting a corrupt priest in front of all the world’s evils

self care is selling your soul to the planet and becoming an abstract concept made of swords

self care is traveling back in time to have a swordfight with your past self in an abandoned castle

shit I’ve said and that has been said to me through tumblr IM starters.

“arson should not be a source of arousal!!!!”
“everybody wants his booty.”
“i now pronounce you the prettiest booty in the court.”
“you can’t fight this face. it’s too pretty.”
“be my pretty boy.”
“you get that booty and you never let it go.”
“so that’s when I figured ‘oh this is my son’s boyfriend’”
“That’s pretty cute not gonna lie.”
“and just it got really gay really fast.”
“a lot of what he said was kinda ominous.”
“we’re just all prepared for anything at this point lma o.”
“literally every scene they had together I was just like ‘GAAAYYY’”
“brother why. why are you licking me”
“I’m ten chapters in and I’m 100% trash for him.”
“seriously like just the smallest things that he does make me legit squeal and scream”
“he’s apparently got a thing for dark hairand a royalty kink but we don’t talk about that.”
“okay i’ll make out with you.”
“you’re just like ‘haha what if’ and then it suddenly becomes ‘oh no.’”
“…………..that wasn’t planned.”
“you could knock………..or you could join.”
“follow ur heart.”
“as in the heart in his pants or actual heart”
“I mean the fact that he’s bffs with 2 of the finest booties at court probably doesn’t help.”
“gayer than gay.”
“…are you looking at his butt?”
“no way I’m gay … I just … none of these girls interest me.”
“Smooth as gravel, that’s me.”
“I can’t even apologize I have no shame.”
“give me the angst. give me the regret and the pining and the hurt.”
“PLUS: it was very selfish.”
“I am ready for death.”
“That essay, that I stayed up until 4 am to finish, is due next monday.”
“I have a thing for pretty boys”
“good night! good luck getting the booty!”
“et tu?”
“he needs a little thirst in his life.”
“just embrace your ho life.”
“okay no blame will be placed as long as it is recognized that I am the most good looking.”
“kissing my brother I see how it is. I thought we had something special.”
“wink wonk.”
“e x cus e me ??”
“a blog called horny-sluts0 just started following me.”
“I’m not saying he isn’t kinky, I’m just not saying he has a royalty kink.”
“#dO NOT.”
“what’s the haps my dudes”
“(name) I do not think that 'what’s the haps my dudes’ is a correct way to engage with youths.”
“are you trying to put me in a bad mood because it’s working.”
“i shall corrupt this one.” *fixes cleavage*
“bet your pretty ass i am.”
“I’m gonna fucking punch something.”
“i will torture u softly.”
“how is walking in front of someone entirely naked cryptic?”
“she’s my child now don’t upset my child or i will eat u.”
“stop that.”
“Is this what a break up feels like?”
“i’m irresistible it’s my best character flaw.”
“i mean, i am irresistible, we established that.”
“i’d rather stick my hand in a scorpion’s nest if it’s all the same.”
“where are you going to find a scorpions nest in New York?”
“please don’t break into the bug house at the Zoo oh my god.”
“fine then, i’ll feed the ducks ALONE. UNPROTECTED. VULNERABLE. ALL BY MY SELF.”
“is that why I found jello in my shoes???? you’re buying me new boots.”
“little brothers are not secret weapons.”
“this is just making me MORE SAD”
“literally 80% of my decisions are made to spite someone.”

i haven’t played Kingdom Hearts, and at this point, I will believe literally anything about the series

you could be tell me, “Yeah, that pop star from The Goofy Movie is actually the source of all evil in the universe and Rikku has to sacrifice Baloo–the Talespin version of Baloo, not the Jungle Book one–on an altar to defeat him, but it’s okay because Baloo reincarnates as that parrot from Aladdin” and I’d be like ‘okay sure yeah that sounds legit.’