literally anybody that has ever read a 'the next morning' fic

anonymous asked:

Hi! So I know you don't have a tag for it but I've one through all the podfics you've listed on the blog and I'm in need of some more! Is there anyway you can do another list? They're great for work

DAMN SON!  That was a lot of podfic to get through, I salute you  ;)  Anything for a fellow connoisseur, here’s part 2!  These are all on my ipod, and ones I’ve enjoyed.  Again, this means they’re all rated mature at a minimum so lots of porn, lol.  Enjoy!  -Emmy

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Monday I Can Fall Apart But By Friday I’m in Love read by RsCreighton 

(30-45 Minutes I Mature I Sterek)  *mpreg, a/b/o, modern au

It’s just past five in the morning and Stiles is barely awake, wearing only sleep pants that hang low below his pregnant belly, and he can’t get the damned brand new jar of decaf coffee open. But he has a neighbor, and he’s too tired to think that waking someone else up at this hour might not be the best (or politest) of ideas.

Boy Next Door Nice read by RsCreighton 

(30-45 Minutes I Explicit I Danny/Stiles)

Saying Stiles was weird was like saying space was big. It didn’t nearly do it justice. But he was the sort of weird that knew Danny could be bought. So what if his excuses were terrible, his hands were warm and his mouth literally begging to be shut up? Danny can deal. Right?

Let the Cameras Roll read by chemm80 

(30-45 Minutes I Explicit I Danny/Stiles)  *porn au I LOVE THIS FIC!!

Danny adjusted to college life quickly, eventually working his way into the amateur porn industry. Things are going great until he unwittingly books a shoot with Stiles.

The Alexandrian Solution read by Hananobira  

(30-45 Minutes I Explicit I Sterek)  so cute omg

“I accept your body!” Stiles says hurriedly. “I accept you. Sexually.”

There is a pause. Derek says, “Thanks.”

A surprise comedy knotting story. You have a lot to answer for, Twitter fandom.

Touchpaper read by dodificus 

(45-60 Minutes I Mature I Sterek)  *voyeur Danny

Danny is bruised. Their werewolf drama has officially bruised Danny. This is the worst day ever.

Our Imperfect World read by readbythilia (thilia) 

(1-1.5 Hours I Explicit I Steter)  *agoraphobia

Not long after his eighteenth birthday, Peter wakes up with a small, white scar on his finger. Most people are born with scars that match their soulmate’s, or get one in their early childhood. Peter thought he just wasn’t meant to have anybody. The sudden arrival of his soulmate (in Beacon Hills, no less) is just the beginning of his life’s complications. After the fire at the Hale House, Peter’s subsequent coma, and death, he comes back to life to find that his mate has developed a crippling case of agoraphobia. Will he learn to be the sort of person a scared young man could love, or will he remain a monster?

Podfic of taylorpotato’s Our Imperfect World

(Not So) Pure Imagination read by readbythilia (thilia) 

(3-3.5 Hours I Explicit I Sterek)  *dubcon

“There is a world where whenever someone fantasizes about you, you can physically feel it, but you have no idea who is thinking it about you.”

Stiles knows it’s wrong, but he’s been Fantasizing about Derek and he can’t bring himself to stop. Derek doesn’t know who’s taken an interest in him, but he’s enjoying it way more than he probably should.

By and By (series) read by dodificus

(4-4.5 Hours I Teen-Explicit I Sterek) *dubcon, underage  Heed the warnings, this is a twisted but really good fic, and the companion of seeing it from the Sheriff’s and then Derek’s POV is a trip

Part 1: creepy never looked so cute - or, how Sheriff Stiles accidentally adopted a juvenile offender. (another) pyromaniac au. 

Part 2: Derek isn’t exactly like other people. Stiles doesn’t say that because he’s in love with him, or whatever. He’s not like Scott, who thinks Allison hung the freaking moon, or was the first girl to ever let a guy under her bra. Derek isn’t like other people. Sometimes he’s not exactly sane.psychopaths in love - the story from Derek & Stiles’s side.

Stand Fast in Your Enchantments read by chemm80 

(7.5-8 Hours I Explicit I Sterek)  *forced shift!derek, kidnapping, au, spark!stiles

“Stiles knew damn well what a pissed-off wolf sounded like, and every hair on the back of his neck was telling him that somewhere in this room was a very pissed-off werewolf.” An AU in which Derek is feral, Stiles is magical, and they eat a lot of fast food.

Cornerstone read by Jinxy 

(10-15 Hours I Explicit I Sterek)  *blind!stiles, human au, marine!derek, ptsd

Suffering from PTSD, ex-Marine Derek Hale moves back to Beacon Hills to open a bookshop and find a calmer life. That’s where he meets Stiles, completely by accident. Stiles is talkative, charming and curious. Somehow, despite the fact that he’s blind, he’s able to read Derek like no one else.

Tiny Houses read by Jinxy 

(10-15 Hours I Explicit I Sterek)  *mpreg, rape/noncon. dubcon

 “So this is what Stiles does. He lies in Scott’s bed and waits for Melissa to say she’s found someone to get it out of him, to cure him of the wrongness and the bad, and he dreams.

 God, he dreams.

 He dreams of fire and swollen bellies and that scene in Alien, of giving birth to jackals through his urethra, the whole horrific nine yards. His head is a terrible place to be, he can’t imagine his stomach is much better, why anyone would want to put a thing inside of it.”

Okay here’s my promised Hamilton headcanons:

1: Alexander has severe ADHD. Like, this is supported by most of the fics I’ve read. Hyperfocusing on one thing to the point that he forgets to take care of himself. Unable to only do one thing at a time and jumping back and forth so he can get work done. Being generally loud so everyone hears what he has to say because if they don’t they never will because he’ll forget what it was in the next twenty minutes. Wanting to repeat stories over and over and over again because he loves telling them and wants to share etc. etc..

2: Alexander Hamilton has like no self control when it comes to the things he loves. Writing a passionate thirty page essay for a paper that was supposed to be like four pages. They’re all front and back too because the topic was corruption in the American Government how can he NOT make this long cause he has so much to say? AND THEN IN COMES AARON “WAIT FOR IT” BURR AND HE’S SO CONFUSED BECAUSE LIKE WTF. YOU LOVE IT GO GET IT DON’T WAIT FOR IT TO SLIP AWAY???

3: Aaron Burr loves to listen to Alex rant to the point that he does things he knows Hamilton can’t stand just to get the man talking. This frustrates Alex because dude if you want me to talk just ask you don’t need to piss me off.

4: JOHNBURR IS THE BEST SHIP EVER BECAUSE CAN YOU IMAGINE THE TWO JUST HAVING THIS QUIET MORNING ROUTINE WHERE THEY CUDDLE IN SILENCE UNTIL THE COFFEE KICKS IN SO THEY CAN GET READY FOR THE DAY?

5: Aaron needs one cup of coffee every morning. John Laurens needs three. Alex needs six.

6: These three would have a great poly relationship tbh, they work so well together. John and Aaron are able to take care of Hamilton when he hyperfocuses because dude it is really hard to get a person to stop when they start trust me. Hamilton, being the hypocrite he is, is a huge worrier when it comes to his boyfriends.

7: Aaron, despite his beliefs, also struggles with self control. Yes he’s pretty good at not impulsively buying shit or something, but tell the man to go to bed at ten on a weekend? It’ll be three in the morning before he realizes it.

8: John actually is not a big fan of violence. Sure, he’ll fight for Hamilton but that’s because he cares about the shorter man. If a random guy in a random bar decided he wanted to try to goad Laurens into violence the most he would get is an angry glare and silence.

9: Hamilton will literally fight anybody for anything. This is where Laurens’ dislike of violence and Burr’s calm demeanor help to restrain him. Really the only time they restrain him tbh.

10: Aaron Burr does not allow cigarettes in his home. Hamilton has tried to change his boyfriend’s mind but gave up when he found out John shared the sentiments.

11: Burr struggles with GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder) and the biggest thing that makes him panic is loud bangs i.e. balloon pops, gunshots, slammed text books.

12: Hamilton only once considered cheating. The sickening guilt he felt when he thought of his boyfriends faces made him decide against it and firmly told the person no.

13: John loves to bake. Hamilton will fight anyone who insults his boyfriends cookies.

okay that’s it for now, if you want more shoot me an ask, yeah?

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Part 2. Click here for all the other parts.

It’s a long shot, Dean knows. But hot-jogging-guy-with-sex-hair is the one who started it, so whatever. He’s not just going to sit around and twiddle his thumbs waiting for the dude to run past him and maybe stop to talk to him.

He had to be diligent on Thursday night to even get his kvetch into the paper. Sure, he’s the very last person to read the paper before it’s sent to the printer, but that doesn’t mean he can just change whatever he wants.

Lucky for him, the Managing Editor, Charlie, is a hopeless romantic.

“Hey, Charlie, did you read the kvetches last week?”

“Uh, probably, why?”

“Remember the one where the guy was begging for some stranger to be gay?”

Charlie actually leaned around her computer to look at Dean. Rare thing to happen while they’re working this close to deadline. “Oh my god, yeah. That was so cute.”

“Yeah, well, that was about me I think.”

“Are you fucking kidding me?”

Everybody in the office was listening now, and Dean could feel heat rise to his cheeks. He really wished this office wasn’t set up like a damn fishbowl.

“Um, no. Can I, um, kvetch back?”

“Dean Winchester, I would kill you if you didn’t kvetch back. Put it in right now.”

Dean had been thinking about it all day and all day yesterday, too, so he knew exactly what to write. Now all he had to do was wait until Monday.

Hopefully hot-jogging-guy-with-sex-hair would get the message.

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anonymous asked:

I was surprised you actually wrote a fic (or summarized one lol) but I don't read things that are tiggering like child abuse or any kind of abuse, so I'd like to request another (that can be a summary, you don't have to write it obviously) but pairing: Dean and Cas (ofc) AU: University AU in which one of them loses their student ID card in the library and the other finds it and is like 'hot diggity'

[No problem - it’s totally understandable as a trigger~ Unfortunately, for me when Cas is put into human high school AUs I pretty much automatically think “abusive family” because that’s pretty much what the equivalent to canon is and I’m incapable of writing Cas in happy situations lmao]

It all starts because Dean procrastinated his essay on narrative technique in As I Lay Dying until the very last fucking minute (um, it’s not his fault, he had a project due in his fluid dynamics class, and of course he’s going to put more effort into the class that’s for his engineering major rather than his English minor, fuck you very much). His school’s main library is pretty damn big, and hardly anybody goes to the third floor, where it’s so quiet you could hear a bug fart from across the building. So 9PM on a Thursday night, Dean rushes up there with his book and his notes and his laptop, and he works for a solid six hours straight, turning out a shitty first draft and then a significantly less shitty second draft. By the time it’s about 3, he figures he’d better get back to his dorm before they completely lock up the library. As he’s heading down the stairs, yawning into his hand, he realizes that somebody’s ID has been sort of kicked off to the side, lying all forlorn and abandoned-looking under a board that’s practically suffocating under a layer of campus posters. 

Because Dean is such a swell guy, he leans down to pick up the ID - he’ll drop it off at the lost & found at the circulation desk - and thinks: Holy shit. Maybe it’s because he’s sleep-deprived and has caffeine instead of blood running through his veins, but practically the first thought that pops into his head is that this person is literally an angel, because nobody’s eyes are that blue. Dean usually goes for people of a more feminine persuasion, but this “Castiel Novak”, with his sharp, scruff-lined jaw and soft, wide mouth and blue, blue eyes has Dean reeling - and it’s literally just a picture.

Dean doesn’t care how creepy it is, he’s looking this guy up on Facebook when he gets the chance.

So he gets down to the main floor, and he tries to open the door, but - well. Shit. Looks like the library’s locked. So he’s stuck here. For the second time. So Dean kinda throws a mini bitch-fit before rolling his eyes dramatically and sighing like his breath is being punched outta him, and then he calls up Security - feeling like a goddamn idiot - and tells the poor security guard on the other side that he’s stuck in the library. He has to wait fifteen minutes for the dude to arrive to let him out, and by the time that the door’s unlocked and Dean is heading back to his dorm, he’s completely forgotten he meant to drop the ID off in the library lost & found.

He remembers it when he’s getting undressed for bed and it falls out of his pocket. He tells himself he’ll do it in the morning, after he prints out his essay and hands it in. 

So there he is, twelvish hours later, heading into the library after lunch, when who else does he see but Mr. Lost ID at the circulation desk, fretting at the assistant there, saying in a low voice, “Are you sure you haven’t seen it? I just lost it yesterday, I think, I was putting up posters in the stairwells - ” and the librarian is just shaking her head, looking sympathetic.

Because Dean is an asshole, he waits until Castiel Novak says goodbye to the librarian, shoulders slumped in defeat, and starts walking away before he clears his throat, holding up his ID. “Um,” Dean says. “Hi. I think this is yours. Castiel?”

He’s even better-looking in person than he is on the ID, all rumpled hair and those vivid blue eyes and high cheekbones. His gratitude is practically overwhelming - he doesn’t gush, or anything, but the sincerity rolling off the guy is stunning. Dean doesn’t think he’s ever heard a guy speak with that much honest gratitude in his voice. When he asks for Dean’s name, Dean actually has to remind himself how to speak.

Turns out, Cas is friggin starving because he couldn’t get into the dining halls without his ID, so Dean offers to come with him - hey, he’s hungry, too! Just ‘cuz he just ate doesn’t mean he can’t have another slice of pie, or something. As they’re walking to the dining hall, Dean asks him what kind of posters he was putting up. “They’re for a Queer Beers event,” Castiel says, very seriously, “It’s for all queer students - with a valid ID - and there’s going to be live music, we’ve got three bands signed,” and Dean’s cheeks almost break from grinning so hard. 

“So,” Dean says, “Queer Beers, huh? Don’t suppose you’ve got a date to go with, do you?” and Cas says, “What? No, I usually go alone, why do you - oh. Oh!” and turns this lovely shade of pink and Dean says, “So, um, is that a yes?” and Cas huffs a little laugh behind his hand before looking at Dean sideways, an embarrassed, lopsided grin on his face, and says, “That is most definitely a yes.”

Spoiler alert: They have a really good time at Queer Beers. They have a really good time at the next one, too, at the end of the semester. And after they graduate and get a crappy little apartment together, once a month they get shitty beer and listen to live records and sway together in their socks, just to keep up with the tradition.