literal band names

riverdale: all the girls are gay: a summary:

  • veronica “that isn’t the first time she’s kissed a girl” lodge, walking into pop tate’s like nobody’s business and making eyes at betty cooper like she wants to eat her with a spoon
  • gay betty cooper who kisses gay veronica on her gay mouth
  • queen of the gays cheryl blossom, who exists within some sort of gay barter system where tokens of approval/leading spots in pep rallies are achieved through girls kissing
  • ethel muggs, who is played by barb from stranger things need i say more??????
  • and of course, josie of the pussycats, gay rock star of riverdale, literally named her band after pussy, showering the school with her beautiful voice and the gayest rendition of sugar sugar that i have ever mcfreaking experienced (”she’s got this body that’s driving me insane”? that’s not even in the original song josie!!! you just added it!! added it to be gay!!!!!!)
If the Hetalia characters got tattoos
  • America: American flag/bald eagle chest piece, McDonalds tramp stamp.
  • Italy: Gorgeous watercolors on his sides, something cutesy like a cat on his leg/arm.
  • England: Skulls and flames and stuff, and probably even some band names, literally everywhere too, probably a guitar on his dick, basically permanent regret all over his body from his punk phase.
  • Germany: Portraits of his three dogs, one on each arm and then one on his calf.
  • Japan: Some weeb shit don't even lie, fucking anime character on his ass or something.
  • France: Really beautifully done roses... on his penis.
  • Russia: Sunflowers around the back of his shoulder.
  • China: A traditional chinese dragon on his back or arm, Hello Kitty tramp stamp.
  • Canada: Maple leaf on the back of his wrist, cute little polar bear on his leg.
  • Prussia: Huge Prussian eagle that covers his whole back, sleeves that are mostly black and white, and a little Gilbird on his left buttcheek.
  • Austria: Blank sheet music staffs on the back of his forearm in case he needs to write some music down real fast. Also probably the sheet music of some of Mozart's Requiem or something on his back.
  • Romano: Tomato tramp stamp.
  • Spain: Turtle on his booty, tomato tramp stamp that matches Romano's.

“whats a good name for our band?” “ummm how about i wrote haikus about canniballism in your yearbook” “oh yreah thats literally the best band name ive ever heard i would listen to that a lot”

Yesterday my sisters and I went to this small music thing and before the show we ran into one of the musicians that was playing. he asked us who we were…as in like, what our band name was. 

he assumed we were a group that was also playing at this event. 

SO here we are with our outfits from yesterday and our fake band name