literal and actual boyfriends

Some Klunk Headcanons

Lance making Hunk carry hum everywhere because he’s “too lazy to walk” when really he just loves it when Hunk carries him

Hunk is the only one that can successfully calm Keith down other than Shiro

Hunk is the only person Keith actually really enjoys hugging

Hunk literally having to pick his boyfriends up to kiss them

Keith and Lance try to cook him breakfast in bed one day and they actually do a really good job cause Lance surely knows how to cook really well too

Hunk and Lance sharing cooking tips and stories

Belly kisses for Hunk! Because let’s face it that is an adorable idea! He’s got so much belly to kiss all over!

Lance and always cuddling Hunk for warmth but Keith doesn’t like cuddling sometimes, so he often lays across his boyfriends’ laps, laying his head on Hunk’s soft belly and his feet over Lance. Sometimes he refuses to get up because he’s “too comfy” and they just, push him off after a while. He pouts.

Keith trying to help his boyfriends cook but let’s face it this kid’s diet was probably just cups of Ramen so he’s just, lost. They try to let him help and he’s not very good at it, but he does try and they like having him around.

Lance and Hunk learning what textures Keith doesn’t like eating (Keith is autistic.) Keith tries not to complain about textures cause he doesn’t want to worry whoever cooks but they notice and start subtly avoiding those textures when cooking.

Lance and Keith bonding over stim toys.

Hunk making them Stim toys since they left theirs on earth.

Hunk doesn’t really make out much but instead he loves giving lots of little gentle smooches everywhere.

Lance and Hunk asking Keith every day what level of touching he feels comfortable with that day cause it varies.

Hunk is polyamorous and pan as hell. He can have other significant others, but his main two are Lance and Keith since he sees them every day and is their teammate. And he always makes sure they are comfortable with him having other significant others.
-Lance is just like jealous because why does Hunk get ladies and guys and enbys so easily??? Teach me your ways sensei damn.
-Keith didn’t really like it at first but he eventually came around seeing how happy Hunk was when talking about any of his significant others and Keith realized Hunk probably talks so sweetly and happily about him to his other SO’s. So he came around.

Hunk talking to Lance and Keith about science stuff and Keith gets kind of lost halfway in because he doesn’t understand but so much, whereas Lance gets lost even though he understands because ADHD.

Keith finding special interests and infodumping the fuck out of Lance and Hunk and they’re always so happy for him and do their best to listen and support him.

Imagine the flirting. So much blushing.

Whenever Keith gets confused about a joke or something Lance does, Hunk understands and explains.

My boyfriend and I are literally (actually figuratively) Robbie and Sportacus.

Me/Sporto:
- Eats healthy
- Literally almost always active
- Exercises often
- Pretty social
- Short
Bonus: I sorta have an accent (my native language isn’t English)

Luke/Roberto:
- Can eat sugary shit for days
- Literally can lay in bed all day every day
- Doesn’t like exercise
- Bit of an introvert
- Hella tall
Bonus: He does the weird smiles just like Robbie.

The only difference is that he’s a lot stronger than me.

The year is 2015. Owl City is back.

when your otp does this thing:

and it forever MESSES YOU UP, BC ONE’S SO SHORT AND THE OTHER’S SO TALL, AND ONE’S DRUNK LEANING FOR SUPPORT ON HIS EX, AND HIS EX COMES AT THE RIGHT PLACE AND RIGHT TIME TO SUPPORT HIM.

AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW AARON’S HOLDING ONTO ROBERT AND ROBERT LITERALLY GIVES IN TO HIM AND RESTS HIS HEAD ALONG THE SIDE OF AARON’S.

No but really. A whole movie where Tony and Bucky fight over who gets to be Steve’s boyfriend? I’m 110% there for this.

Though I also want a scene of Bruce being like, “Tony. Tony. HEY TONY. I’m right here, you know. Remember me? Fuck Steve and his new-old boyfriend. Well, not literally, of course. Well, actually … Hey. How about we wrap up the jealous rages and go have a foursome instead? I’ll make mimosas in the morning.”