Yesterday my 9 year old and I were going through J-14 for a school assignment of hers (seriously) and she insisted on listing One Direction in order of preference and after lengthy consideration came out with

  1. Niall
  2. Zayn
  3. “before it was [Liam], but now with that hair he’s so bad,” so: Harry
  4. Liam
  5. Louis

her other thoughts on the matter included “why do they all have ugly tattoos?” and “did [Louis] quit? because he’s playing soccer in these pictures”