A Little Help From Some Very Nice People I Know
I can’t do everything alone. So sometimes I call in some of my friends.
Agent Triple Ex She came from beyond the stars, to spread love and carnage and big bold new ideas. She carries a sword named “Götterdämmerung”, and she wears big shiny rings on her toes. She’s got long orange hair that shimmers like it’s all on fire when she’s in the air, and a well-tied tie. She’s got insatiable appetites for humanity and nachos and an affinity for cosmic justice and oral sex.
The Unknown Cunt A masked bastard who protects the streets with steely fists and steely resolve and a total lack of respect for… well, pretty much everybody, but specifically she likes going off on real assholes. You know the types. Genocidal madmen with laser-cannons are one thing; The Unknown Cunt also enjoys breaking the thumbs of people who talk in movie theatres.
Y The Not Man A genderless being, possibly some sort of futuristic robot that was organically grown with little clockwork parts for organs, with the ability to see around people and through strange, invisible concepts. As funny as it is deadly, The Not Man enjoys stand-up comedy, fruit pies, and crushing the heads of repeat offenders.
Talla-Eel, The Girl With Five Extra Brains Smarter than smart, this prognosticating teen can’t just see the future, she can influence it - with fashion. A complicated girl making her way through an alarmingly simplistic series of worlds.
Cup Master A cup of tea! A cup of coffee! A cup of sugar! A cup of flour! A cup of time! A cup of dreams! What do all of these things have in common? If it can be held in a cup, it’s within the domain of the Cup Master! And the fight for freedom will never be the same!
Veggiebond, The Homeless Stalk Of Celery From Another Dimension! Another sword-wielding space-warrior, this one capable of photosynthesis and ballroom dancing as well. She’s smooth, she’s charming, she’s killed over a billion sentient beings!
They weren’t much, but they were all I had - all the world could count on - when the chips were down, and something needed to be done.