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  • Randal Graves:Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
  • Elias:Well, we can't because of Pillow Pants.
  • Randal Graves:What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
  • Elias:Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy.
  • [Randal stares]
  • Elias:Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
  • [scoffs]
  • Elias:Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
  • Randal Graves:...Sure.
  • Elias:Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
  • Randal Graves:[floored] And Myra told you this?
  • Elias:Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
  • Randal Graves:Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
  • Elias:We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend.
  • Randal Graves:[beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
  • Elias:[shakes head] Women.
Song Review: The Stratagem - "Vicious Retribution"

Song: Vicious Retribution Band/Artist: The Stratagem Location: Brisbane Date of Release: 11/02/2015 Genre: Deathcore/memecore/jizzfilledundiescore Reviewer: Listerfiend! Bruh For Fans Of: Shitting your pants, breakdowns and hating people Why They Aren’t Famous: Because Senpaii hasn’t notcied them This is my second review in 24 hours. Let’s just say this is truly affecting my sex life. I…

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