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Some neighbor aus for ya guys

“Listen, I really don’t like you, but you have kittens, so I’m going to be over a lot.” au

“Would you STOP coming in through the WINDOWS, it scares the hell out of me every TIME!” au

“Listen, we have very thin walls and I heard you crying in the shower, are you okay?” au

“I was very good friends with the guy that lived here before you and basically I was over here a lot and… well old habits die hard, can I stay?” au

“If you set the alarm off in the middle of the night ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I WI- wait why were you even cooking at 3 am?” au

“You burst through the door because you thought you smelled smoke but it was just incense, listen you’re paying for that buddy.” au

“You locked yourself out too?” au

“Hey, I locked myself out, can I use your phone?” au

“You bake when you’re stressed and sometimes you give me cookies, but recently you’re giving me whole baskets each day, now I’m not complaining but are you okay?” au

“I don’t mean to sound paranoid but I’m pretty sure you’re a serial killer.” au





Yurio knows Victor isn’t returning to the ice. He knows he’s properly retired and plans to stay with Yuri forever and he also knows that VICTOR HASN’T TOLD YURI THIS. Victor hasn’t learned his lesson from episode 7 properly and is still using himself as a weird motivational tool.

The thing is Yurio understands that this not a good plan and he’s giving a warning here albeit via angsty teen speak.

Which is why Victor does the face squish.

This is a “don’t fucking tell my fiance shit about this” exchange.

Just fucking what.


Yuri isn’t the shit in this moment. It’s Victor and it’s Yurio calling him OUT ON HIS BULLSHIT.

Listen to the kitten Victor! 

Worried Kitten...
  • Kitten: *laying in a ball with stuffie*
  • Daddy: what's wrong there my Kitten?
  • Kitten: *sniffles* w-what if one day... Daddy... y-you leave me?
  • Daddy: *lifts kittens chin* you listen hear, I will never leave you. You are my Kitten, you won't ever be replaced.
  • Kitten: o-okay Daddy... *covers face* I-I love you Daddy!
  • Daddy: I love you too Kitten, now lets go cuddle, bring all the stuffies you want.

Who summons Azazel?
                                       I do. Magnus Bane.

“Meeting At Work” AUs
  • “I work at a department store and when I was closing the bedding section, I found you sleeping in the display bed. How long have you been in there?” AU
  • “Every Friday, I ring up your groceries consisting of a pack of RedBull, pantyhose, and turnips. This time, I’ve gotta ask what they’re for” AU
  • “Hey, you tattooed a name on my drunken ass last night and I want to know if you remember whose it is? Oh shit, it’s yours???” AU
  • “The first few times you’ve called my taxi company drunk for a ride home, I was the closest available taxi. But now I know your drinking habits, so same time next Saturday? 4 AM? Great.” AU
  • “Today was both our first day working at Walmart and incidentally it was Black Friday, we’ve both seen some shit today so let’s go grab a drink or five and compare stories” AU
  • “We both work at different fast food restaurants in the mall food court so let’s trade: a burrito from your place for a slice of pizza from mine?” AU
  • “Listen, I found these kittens abandoned and they’re not old enough to be on their own yet so I had to bring them to work with me, but management can’t know, so we have to keep them moving them to different cubicles so no one finds out” AU
  • “My coworker and I always make up backstories for people in the diner, but I could never figure yours out, so care to tell me the real story?” AU
Simple Little Things In Life

-clothes fresh out of the dryer
-singing in the rain
-a perfectly popped bag of popcorn
-a good hair day
-waking up before the alarm goes off
-birds chirping for the first time since winter
-dancing when nobody’s watching
-waking up early & falling back asleep
-watching the sun rise/set
-starbucks spelling your name correctly
-finding money in your pocket
-listening to a favorite song on repeat
-puppies & kittens
-being outside when the weather is /just right/
-the smell of rain on pavement
-twinkle lights
-getting retweets
-cute sweaters
-popping bubble wrap
-raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens
-scribbling out words when you mess up
-writing in pen
-the perfect drinking temperature for tea
-wearing cute little mittens
-getting into bed with fresh sheets
-singing along to the radio
-the first day of spring & not having to wear a jacket
-rainy days
-watching the snow fall
-cute dreams
-classical music
-heavy thunderstorms
-fall leaves
-walking on pavement
-your favorite t-shirt
-disney movies
-a cold shower on a hot day
-fresh flowers
-apple cinnamon candles
-handwritten letters
-receiving mail
-chipped nail polish
-on sale items
-city lights on the street after the rain
-roasting marshmallows over an open fire
-the calming pitter-patter of the rain
-not being able to put a book down
-getting a text from an old friend
-the feeling you get after a workout
-that certain bookstore smell
-the smell of old books
-buying school supplies
-warm towels
-sunlight shining through the trees
-genuinely feeling happy
-planning a party
-summer breeze
-getting enough sleep
-the feeling of sand between your toes
-waves crashing on the shore
-the sweet smell of the ocean
-proving yourself wrong
-proving others wrong
-big, warm hugs that make you feel loved
-making lists
-letting go of the past
-the word “serendipity”
-learning another language
-fresh air
-the window seat
-rereading your favorite book
-gel pens
-deep red lipstick
-hair bows
-glitter & sparkles
-flea markets
-cute lil antique shops
-pocket watches
-fine art
-poetry, tea, & over-the-knee socks
-random acts of kindness
-freshly baked cookies
-photo booths
-freshly cut grass
-happy tears
-catching up with an old friend
-seeing someone light up when they talk about their favorite thing
-sitting by a lake
-looking at the stars
-getting a pair of new shoes
-jumping on a trampoline
-elevator music
-blue eyes
-cursive writing
-when a cat sneezes
-falling asleep
-toaster waffles topped with fresh fruit
-the smell of lavender
-coffee ice cream
-bakery muffins
-walking in the woods during the summer
-apple picking
-squinting when the sun is too bright
-crossing things off your list
-saying hello
-deep city lights
-rainbow sprinkles
-old couples
-being sleepy & having messy hair
-forehead kisses
-swing dancing
-sugar cookies
-apple blossoms
-cute outfits
-aqua, light green, & purple
-mint green tea
-short stories
-iced tea with honey
-long necklaces and gold rings
-quoting your favorite movie
-hot cocoa, fuzzy pajamas, & a roaring fire in the winter
-snowball fights
-having a ton of pillows
-going out to eat

Yurio's Taste in Music
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Yurio:</b> *listening to music*<p/><b>Beka:</b> *taps his shoulder*<p/><b>Yurio:</b> What?<p/><b>Beka:</b> What do you even listen to all the time?<p/><b>Yurio:</b> Uhhh... *shows his phone it's Nyan Cat for 10 Hours*<p/><b>Beka:</b> Of course kitten~<p/></p><p/></p>
“Do you think she‘ll like it?“

Request: “Cute imagine idea: Tyler playing ukulele for your pet“

(A/N): Simple but effective. I like your thinking, thank you for submitting x (Y/F/N) stands for (Your/Full/Name)

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Originally posted by twenty-one-and-dun

It‘s not an usual thing to come back home from work to your boyfriend sitting on the floor, with his ukulele in his hands and your little kitten across from him, attentively listening to every word that‘s coming out of his mouth. The two of them are on the marble floor even though they‘re surrounded by couches and chairs. It‘s not normal but the again, it‘s not odd. Actually, the situation seems utterly pure. They probably didn‘t hear you entering the house, so neither of them pays attention to your presence. Just when you were about to say set a foot into the living room, Tyler speaks up so you stop in your tracks.

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Shiro gets two cats, but for some reason he lets Matt and Keith name them. They name the cats Neil Armstrong and Bigfoot. 

Shiro: Neil, Neil come here
Matt: He’s not listening to you because you’re not calling him the right name
Shiro: Matt no
Matt: Neil Armstrong? 
The cat: *listens*
Shiro: literally how. teach me your secrets

Keith: Look, Bigfoot is real. See *holds up cat*
Shiro: for the last goddamn time Keith stop using my cat to prove your conspiracy theories
Keith: if you were really my brother you’d support me and Bigfoot.