listen to me im funny

  • lance pointing to a trophy: what's that for
  • keith: oh i did trick riding when i was a kid
  • lance: trick ri- like what?
  • keith: like handstands and stuff, i guess.
  • lance: ...handstands. i've never seen you do a handstand in your life.
  • keith, shrugging: it's easier to do on a horse.
  • lance:
  • lance: who are you
  • Klaus: That's not what *insert word here* means
  • Count Olaf: You think you're smarter than me/ with all your bad poetry/ fuck all your abc's/ alphabet boy
  • Klaus:
  • Count Olaf:
  • Lemony Snicket: WHY

neil josten: andrew?? nah what an asshole what a— [trips] [hundreds of photos of andrew minyard spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole hes my enemy we hate each other okay these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of andrew minyard scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

hc that Tim will start using song lyrics/titles during patrols and such. like, say, in a high-stress situation Jason hears Tim quietly sing, “under pressure…”

a plan had to be abandoned and quick, crazy improvisations had to be made and all the Bats hear Tim humming Crazy Train through the comm link.

one of his siblings gets back from a pretty bad patrol and Tim’s over by the computer, innocently singing, “‘cause you had a bad day, you’re takin’ one down…”

every time Tim’s in the batmobile with Bruce, he’ll get this crazy smile and Bruce doesn’t understand why Tim keeps saying “they see me rolling they hating”? that doesn’t even make sense?? who’s hating??? no one can see them anyway Tim please explain I don’t get it

i like alexander mostly because i imagine him making a smug >:3 face quite a lot while listening to the soundtrack


P: you eat to much, maybe you should cut down a little?
Me: ok linda, listen. When did I ask?