listen to me im funny

  • Klaus: That's not what *insert word here* means
  • Count Olaf: You think you're smarter than me/ with all your bad poetry/ fuck all your abc's/ alphabet boy
  • Klaus:
  • Count Olaf:
  • Lemony Snicket: WHY

P: you eat to much, maybe you should cut down a little?
Me: ok linda, listen. When did I ask?

hc that Tim will start using song lyrics/titles during patrols and such. like, say, in a high-stress situation Jason hears Tim quietly sing, “under pressure…”

a plan had to be abandoned and quick, crazy improvisations had to be made and all the Bats hear Tim humming Crazy Train through the comm link.

one of his siblings gets back from a pretty bad patrol and Tim’s over by the computer, innocently singing, “‘cause you had a bad day, you’re takin’ one down…”

every time Tim’s in the batmobile with Bruce, he’ll get this crazy smile and Bruce doesn’t understand why Tim keeps saying “they see me rolling they hating”? that doesn’t even make sense?? who’s hating??? no one can see them anyway Tim please explain I don’t get it