listen to me im funny

  • lance pointing to a trophy: what's that for
  • keith: oh i did trick riding when i was a kid
  • lance: trick ri- like what?
  • keith: like handstands and stuff, i guess.
  • lance: ...handstands. i've never seen you do a handstand in your life.
  • keith, shrugging: it's easier to do on a horse.
  • lance:
  • lance: who are you
  • Taehyung: this is all not a coincidence
  • Jimin: What isn't?
  • Taehyung: all of this
  • Jimin: What do you mean by 'all of this'?
  • Taehying: THIS IS THE LYRICS OF OUR SONG HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

ARE YOU SERIOUS? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?

  • Klaus: That's not what *insert word here* means
  • Count Olaf: You think you're smarter than me/ with all your bad poetry/ fuck all your abc's/ alphabet boy
  • Klaus:
  • Count Olaf:
  • Lemony Snicket: WHY

Being a Best Friend and a Lo/\e means you’re crying. Every day. 24/7. Like your house is just flooded with your tears. Your parents swim by as you reach for another tissue box. Its just a normal day at this point