list of pretty movies

Things I'm happy they changed for the Harry Potter movies/added

I always see posts about what we wish was in the movies/they didn’t change, and there are SO MANY THINGS THAT FIT THAT LIST. But honestly the movies did a great job and stayed pretty true to the books. SO, here’s a post to point out the great things the movies did! Please add on and let’s celebrate the movies that brought these amazing books to life!

  • Adding the word Potter to… “Scared Potter?” “You wish.”
  • Showing us what Neville forgot was to wear his robes
  • Bellatrix torturing Hermione by carving the word mudblood into her arm
  • Barty Crouch Jr. licking his lips (good job David)
  • Amos Diggory’s reaction to his son dying
  • “Look at it this way: every great wizard in history has started out as nothing more than we are now – students. If they can do it, why not us?” 
  • In the OotP when they’re in the Hog’s Head a goat walks by… Aberforth owns the Hog’s Head/is the barman
  • Slughorn’s story about Lily and the fish
  • Voldemort hugging Draco
  • Showing Lupin and Tonks reaching for each other and just not touching. It killed me, but I loved it.
  • Continually having Seamus blow up things through out the movies
  • “I’ve always wanted to use that spell!”
  • Showing them just being kids and having fun! PoA scene where the boys eat the candy and make the animal noises

shes done, Veronica out. time to pretend she never murdered anybody and watch a movie with Martha. then move on and work on stealing everyone’s girl. bye.

anonymous asked:

top 10 horror films

  • alien
  • the blair witch project
  • carrie (1976)
  • the evil dead (1981) + evil dead 2 (1987)
  • halloween (1978)
  • house (1977)
  • the house of the devil
  • inland empire
  • the shining
  • the texas chain saw massacre (1974)
💖Nymphet Movie Masterpost💖

Ive been getting asked to do a master post of nymphet movies so here it is!!! I’m sorry it doesnt have links, (I buy all my movies on iTunes) but I’m sure if you google the title you’ll find them online! I’ll also put (Netflix) next to the ones on Netflix!! Enjoy💖

Heres a list of nymphets and the movies theyre from:


Dolores - Lolita 

Violet - Pretty Baby

Adrienne - The Crush 

Angela - American Beauty 

Mathilda - Leon: The Professional (Netflix) 

Jenny - An Education

April - Palo Alto

Sophie - Breathe In (Netflix)

Jennifer - The Babysitter

Mia - Fish Tank (Netflix)

Luli - Hick (Netflix)

Rosie & Violet - Ripe (Netflix)

Iris - Taxi Driver

Astrid - White Oleander

Cher - Clueless (Netflix)

The Lisbon Sisters - The Virgin Suicides (Netflix)

Marion - Beau Pere

Anita - Anita: A Swedish Nymphet

Twinky - Lola

Shirley - The Babysitters (Netflix)

Caroline - Daydream Nation

Layla - Buffalo ‘66

Isabelle - Young & Beautiful (Netflix)

Raquel - Confessions of a Brazilian Call Girl (Netflix)

also, @ tmfu fandom!!!

there’s a book i discovered this week, called the love interest, a YA spy novel with an interesting twist. description reads as so:

There is a secret organization that cultivates teenage spies. The agents are called Love Interests because getting close to people destined for great power means getting valuable secrets.

Caden is a Nice: the boy next door, sculpted to physical perfection. Dylan is a Bad: the brooding, dark-souled guy who is dangerously handsome. The girl they are competing for is important to the organization, and each boy will pursue her. Will she choose the Nice or the Bad?

Both Caden and Dylan are living in the outside world for the first time. They are well-trained and at the top of their games. They have to be—whoever the girl doesn’t choose will die.

What the boys don’t expect are feelings that are outside of their training. Feelings that could kill them both.

entertainment weekly even compared this to the man from uncle. i mean, does it not sound like a napollya au?

List of fucked up movies i've seen/ still need to watch and review

A list of movies I’ve watched, reviewed, or am hoping to watch and review. I’m just making this list so I can save it for when I move because I’ll be starting my film review channel back up after the move!

Also I added the Butters system, so here’s a guide

0 Butters: I can’t believe this is an actual movie that actually got made. Someone actually took the time to create this. Why.
1-2 Butters: Don’t.
2.5-3 Butters: Go ahead. It’s entertaining enough. I guess.
3.5-4 Butters: Oh shit
4.5-5 Butters: Damn that was good as fuck. 

  • Martyrs (2008)

I actually really liked this one. It brought up some really good points about life and death and the acting was incredible. The English dub actors are like painfully American at some points, but it’s still a pretty good movie. 

Most fucked up part: A 10 minute montage of a girl getting the shit beat out of her

I have reviewed this

4
/5 Butters

  • Audition (2001)
  • Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
  • I Spit On Your Grave (1978)
  • A Clockwork Orange (1971)*

It’s a classic, but it’s a little older so it’s not quite as “edgy” as some of the newer movies on the list, but it tells a great story and Malcolm McDowell plays and excellent Alex DeLarge

Most fucked up part: There’s a moderately graphic rape scene in the beginning

I still need to review this.

4/5 Butters

  • Irréversible (2002)
  • Men Behind The Sun (1988)
  • Salò, Or The 120 Days Of Sodom (1975)
  • The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)*
  • The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011)*

When the first one came out there was so much hype. “Omg this is the most fucked up movie ever!!!” And then I watched it, and, while the concept is disgusting, it’s kind of boring and the acting is terrible. I didn’t even really feel bad for the girls because their characters were so unlikable.

The second one at least lived up to the gross-ness, but it was still fucking terrible.

Most fucked up part: A naked pregnant woman gives birth in her car and then squashes the baby’s head with her foot.

I still need to review this.

1/5 Butters

  • Aftermath (1994)*

It’s only a half hour and there’s no plot. I mean you can go ahead and watch it because it’s only a half hour of your life, but it’s pretty meh. Basically a doctor fucks a dead body during an autopsy and then gives some human meat to his dog

The most fucked up part: A doctor fucks a dead body during an autopsy and then gives some human meat to his dog. that’s literally the whole thing. 

I still need to review this. 

1/5 Butters

  • August Underground’s Mordum (2003)
  • This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. 20 minutes in I checked the time and died a little inside because there was an hour left. After it was over I just sat there and ate nutella out of the jar because life is too short to waste an hour and twenty minuted of it on this movie. I guess they met their goal though because it actually did make me physically nauseous, and every time I thought it couldn’t possible get more gross, it did. So I mean I guess if you wanna watch an hour and twenty minutes of shaky cam, yelling, and way more vomit than you were expecting, then knock yourself out. It’s not even worth it for the gore. I would watch any other movie that I’ve seen on this list 94 times before I watched this again. If the other 2 August Underground movies were on this list, I would take them off, but fortunately this was the only one that made it on here in the first place.  

    The most fucked up part: The whole thing.

    0/5 Butters 

  • Guinea Pig: The Devil’s Experiment (1985)
  • Guinea Pig: Flowers Of Flesh And Blood (1985)
  • A Serbian Film (2010)

I’ve never been more conflicted with a movie in my life. This movie is well shot, the acting is amazing, the premise is interesting, there are twists and turns along the way, I never lost interest, and yet this is the most sickening, infuriating film I have ever watched in my life. It’s awful, but I just can’t call it a bad movie.

Most fucked up part: I can’t even pick there’s like 5 that stand out and I don’t even want to repeat them.

I have reviewed this 

4/5 Butters

  • Cutting Moments (1997)
  • The Bunny Game (2010)
  • Frontière(s) (2007)
  • Gummo (1997)
  • Nekromantik (1987)
  • Teeth (2007)*

I actually love this movie. It’s the story of a teenage girl with teeth…in her vagina….and they bite down whenever something goes in there without her consent. I feel like us women should evolve to that at some point.

Most fucked up part: Lots of severed dick. Lots. 

I still need to review this

3.5/5 Butters

  • Grotesque (2009)
  • The Girl Next Door (2007)*

A lot of people have been telling me to watch “The Girl Next Door” because it’s “So much more disturbing than *insert any movie on this list*, but I’ve seen it, and I disagree. Don’t get me wrong, the movie is horribly disturbing, but compared to some of its gorier brethren, it’s pretty tame. It’s the concept that fucks you up as opposed to actually showing blood and gore.

Most fucked up part: Implied blowtorch to the vagina

I still need to review this

2.5/5 Butters

  • Dogtooth (2009)*

A satirical foreign film about a father who keeps his family inside for their entire lives. He keeps them under the impression that outside is horrible and evil, and that they can never leave (think Tangled, but with a fuckton of incest.)

Most fucked up part: A girl bashes one of her teeth out with a handweight (if I remember correctly)

I still need to review this

2.5/5 Butters

  • Eraserhead (1977)
  • Slaughtered Vomit Dolls (2006)
  • Melancholie der Engel (2009)
  • Megan Is Missing (2011)

This movie fucked me UP. I couldn’t sleep for days after watching it. I mean I knew it wasn’t a great movie, but about 2/3 of the way through this movie goes from laughably bad to straight up terrifying in 0.1 seconds. Of course, the YMS review cured my fear of it almost entirely, but the concept of what happened in the movie is still absolutely horrifying.

The most fucked up part: Probably when a girl gets buried alive in a plastic barrel….along with the corpse of her best friend.

I have reviewed this.

2
.5/5 Butters

  • Threads (1984)
  • Pink Flamingos (1972)
  • À l'Intérieur (2007)
  • Happiness (1998)
  • Funny Games (1997)*

This is one of my favorite horror movies of all time. What sets it apart from the others is the complete lack of blood and guts, and the fact that the villains break every single classic horror movie rule. It also explores the idea that we have become desensitized through the media. Also the main villain is scary as FUCK (in the Dutch version, although he’s fairly horrifying in the American remake as well.) What’s nice is that the American version is frame-by-frame the exact same movie, so you can watch either version and still get the full effect. No movie has ever made me lock my doors quite so quickly.

Most Fucked Up Part: I mean it’s kind of a spoiler but they kill the dog and then make the mom find it by playing "hot” and “cold.” Some other fucked up shit happens but I don’t wanna ruin it for you guys because it’s that good. 

I still need to review this. 

5/5 Butters

  • Faces of Death (1978)
  • Requiem For A Dream (2000)

It’s not even really a horror movie at all, but it’s one of my favorite movies of all time. It explores several types of addiction- drugs, love, food- and what they can make people do. If you’ve ever considered trying herion, watch Requiem For A Dream and I can almost guarantee you you’ll change your mind.

Most Fucked Up Part: Jared Leto’s gross elbow infection. 

I have reviewed this.

5
/5 Butters

  • Visitor Q (2001)
  • Eden Lake (2008)
  • Philosophy of a Knife (2008)
  • Snowtown (2011)
  • Taxidermia (2006)
  • The Green Elephant (1999)
  • Cannibal (2006)
  • Man Bites Dog (1992)
  • American Mary (2013)

Pretty good if you don’t mind a little gore. It’s about a driven medical student who takes up doing body modification to pay her way through school. Then, when she’s date raped by her professor, she gets some pretty sick revenge and becomes one of the best body mod artists in her area. Girl power! (I think)

The Most Fucked Up Part: I mean there’s a dude with no arms and legs hanging from a meathook at one point. Girl Power!

3.5/5 Butters

  • Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
  • Vase de Noces (1975)
  • Feed (2005)
  • Subconscious Cruelty (1999)
  • Where the Dead go to Die (2012)
  • Murder-Set-Pieces (2004)
  • Bad Boy Bubby (1993)
  • The Theatre Bizarre

A collaboration of 6 (I think) different directors put together 6 short films lazily strung together with some plot about a haunted movie theatre. It’s not really fair to judge the movie based on the “theatre” concept seeing as the theatre only exists to get the next short film rolling.
I’ll give you a hint: The first one is stupid, the second one is okay, the third one is disturbing as fuck, the fourth one is so fucking boring, the fifth one tries too hard to be “deep” and “artistic” and the sixth one is disgusting but the main chick’s nose is a fucking work of art and I need to know who her plastic surgeon is.

The most fucked up parts:
Short Film 1= A woman covered in frog slime
Short Film 2= Just lots of blood. 
Short Film 3= Lots of severed dick. Again. 
Short Film 4= A guy kills a deer who’s already dying
Short Film 5= Fetus juice in your eye can’t feel good
Short Film 6= Cannibalism and vomit. 

I have reviewed this.

2
/5 Butters

  • Snuff 102 (2007)
  • In A Glass Cage (1987)
  • Mum & Dad (2008)
  • I Stand Alone (1998)
  • Imprint (2005)
  • Come and See (1985)
  • Niku Daruma (1998)
  • Tetsuo (1989)
  • Angst (1983)
  • The Skin I Live In (2011)
  • Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975)
  • Calvaire (2004)
  • Hard Candy (2005)
  • This movie is good as fuck and makes you cringe a shitload even though theres barely any blood, and the thing about Ellen Page is that I love Ellen Page

  • The most fucked up part: Homeboy gets castrated.

    5/5 Butters

  • The Life And Death of a Porno Gang (2009)
  • I Saw The Devil (2010)
  • Dumplings 
  • A Tale of Two Sisters 
  • The Skin I Live In (2011)
  • Angst (1983)
  • Mum & Dad (2008)
  • Kill List (2011)
  • It was so fucking British. This is what I basically got from it

    Dude 1: nkaihhipgagigsnwhrn pip pip soirgioegiogrs cheerio opsiphgihg0ihgbbige 
    Dude 2: oieudnfkjsngwinpnpno loo hiosi0heobnespnsphig ello govna

    *they kill a guy*

    I was probably just high but I legitimately couldn’t understand a fucking word that was being said. Sorry.

    Also it’s not even a horror movie so what the fuck?

    The most fucked up part: Idk a guy gets his head bashed in with a hammer.

    1/5 Butters

  • Snuff 102 (2007)
  • I Stand Alone (1998)
  • In A Glass Cage (1987)
  • Imprint (2005)
  • Come And See (1985)
  • Shogun’s Sadism (1976)
  • Stoic (2009)
  • Sweet Movie (1974)
  • Singapore Sling (1990)
  • Suspiria (1979)
  • The Seasoning House (2012)
  • When They Cry (2007)*
  • Elfin Lied (2004)*
  • Deadman Wonderland (2011)

If there’s any I need to add, feel free to let me know.

anonymous asked:

have u seen Letter to momo?! i think ud love those little forest sprite dudes

oooo what ? that sounds so cute?   i jsut looked it up and all the screenshots are so pretty too? def adding this to my movie list :0

anonymous asked:

Where can I begin to learn about film??

- Watch older movies like A Trip to the Moon, Metropolis, Battleship Potemkin, The Passion of Joan of Arc, Un Chien Andalou, Modern Times, M

- Find out the movies that inspired your current favorites and watch them.

- Learn about the different aspects of cinema, read about the history of cinematography, the history of editing, etc.

If you want a list of all the movies you need to watch to get a pretty full understand of cinema, shoot me another ask?

anonymous asked:

Make a list of your favourite movies plz📽 (love your blog)

Pretty sure i forgot some but yea here u go:

Pan’s labyrinth
Lord of the rings
Mr Nobody
Harry potter (only 6th & 8th movie)
Donnie Darko
Spirited away
Fight club
Memento

Good Omens is my favorite book of all time but all the posts acting like it would even be possible for them to get Benedict Cumberbatch are pretty lame. Never fear people, he’s booked up for like the next two years being one of the most in-demand actors in the world right now. The GO cast will mostly include just a bunch of B-C list British tv actors, being like “omg I hope they don’t cast this A-list Hollywood movie star in this tv show” is pretty unnecessary. So you can stop now.

materiaman  asked:

Rise of the Guardians Please :)

ah, okay :) Sure! :D (i love that movie but oh geez is there a story from when i went to see it i’ll put it in the tags)

  • i’m the guardian of halloween and i love causing mischief but you hate it
  • i’m the guardian of valentine’s day no i’m not cupid do i look like a baby wearing a diaper and wings??
  • i’m the guardian of hanukkah and me and santa don’t get along
  • i’m that weird teen/adult that still believes in everyone
  • i’m a new guardian and you help me out to figure out what i’m supposed to do
  • we were going out and then i died and you think you keep seeing a ghost but i’m actually a guardian now

I hope these are okay! I tried to keep them open for pretty much any pairing :)

~Karissa

here’s a list of some of my favorite movies (more movies will probably be added to this later) ❀

Trainspotting (1996)*

Clueless (1995)*

Dream a Little Dream (1989)

The Departed (2006)

The Breakfast Club (1985)*

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)*

The Basketball Diaries (1995)

Titanic (1997)*

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)*

Romeo + Juliet (1996)*

Love & Basketball (2000)

Coach Carter (2005)*

Running Scared (2006)

She’s All That (1999)*

The Fast and The Furious Franchise (2001-?)

Space Jam (1996)

White Men Can’t Jump (1992)

Varsity Blues (1999) *

Eight Below (2006)

A Clockwork Orange (1971)

Stuck in Love (2012)*

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)*

Holes (2003)*

City of God (2002)* *Not in English*

Forrest Gump (1994)*

Mean Girls (2004)*

Spring Breakers (2012)

Footloose (2011)

Zombieland (2009)

Fear (1996)

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)*

Edward Scissor Hands (1990)

The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)

Saving Private Ryan (1998)

The Help (2011)

Heathers (1989)*

The Craft (1996)

SLC Punk! (1998)

Prayer of the Rollerboys (1991)

Pretty In Pink (1986)

Marvin’s Room (1996)

Inception (2010)

In Time (2011)

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Kids (1995)

The Outsiders (1983)

Stand By Me (1986)*

8 Mile (2002 ) 

The Lost Boys (1987)*

Cherrybomb (2009)

Django Unchained (2012)*
 

* movies marked with asterisks can also be found on netflix

Caught in a Web Part 2

Summary: Dan was offered to join Willow Grove Academy, Britain’s most prestigious and renowned private school, on a full scholarship. All of the other students are rich, unlike Dan who comes from a modern lower class society. Things become complicated when he lies about his background to Phil Lester, the most popular and richest boy in the school.

Read part one HERE


During second period French class the next day, Louise attacked Dan for answers.

“You totally lied to me, you are from a family of billionaires!” She accused him. “The whole school’s been talking about you. I feel so stupid now!”

“Oh great,” Dan muttered under his breath, and then said louder, “Look Louise, we’re not friends because of wealth or anything. Phil’s actually a really nice person, and so are Chris and PJ.”

Keep reading

dietink  asked:

fav movies go

Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
No Country For Old Men
There Will Be Blood
Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life
Terminator 2
Pulp Fiction
Hobo With A Shotgun
The Witch
The Room
Ghostbusters
A Bronx Tale
All three Godfathers
Eraserhead
Forrest Gump
Friday
Akira
Shindler’s List
Trainspotting
Edward Scissorhands
The Big Lebowski
Reservoir Dogs
Saving Private Ryan
Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
Hard Candy
Silence of the Lambs
Boogie Nights
Goodfellas
Taxi Driver
Full Metal Jacket
28 Days Later
Antichrist
The Lion King
Aladdin
Jurassic Park
Predator
E.T.
Back to the Future
The Thing
Aliens
Poltergeist
Gremlins
Airplane
Naked Gun
UHF
SLC Punk
Jaws
The Exorcist
A Clockwork Orange
Rocky
Halloween
Blazing Saddles
Willy Wonka


I could literally list movies I love forever, but my taste is pretty basic so I’ll stop here.

theboneshack  asked:

What horror movies do you absolutely recommend? Also, what are your favorite movies available on Netflix instant streaming (if you even use Netflix)?

Ten on Netflix:
+ Starry Eyes ***
+ Creep (July 14th)***
+ The Taking of Deborah Logan
+ Dead End***
+ The Canal
+ Pontypool ***
+ The Sacrament
+ I Saw the Devil
+ Honeymoon
+ Housebound 
+ The Babadook
+ Let the Right One In ***
+ Dead Snow: Red vs. Dead
+ Wolf Creek 2
+ Proxy
+ Faults (17th)

these are some that i’ve watched recently!

*** = top five

I was about to type out my ten always recommended but it was pretty much identical to this list.

thecommandercosmo  asked:

Salted caramel and birthday cake!

  • salted caramel: favorite movies?

Ahhh I have way too many to list!!! pretty much any horror movie because there’s no way I can pick a handful of movies as my favs ;w;

  • birthday cake: favorite books?

Hmm…Well I’d say The Wizard of Oz is my favorite book I practically grew up reading it nearly every day and it’s still a wonderful read! ^^Aside from that I do quite like Hollow Pike! a friend recommended it to me and I really liked it!

tagged by @someonestolemyanime2 eyy thanks, these are fun

Rules: Tag 20 people and answer these questions

Nickname: Papa Franku {My actual names Frankie}, Shanky, Papa Josuke, Morgo.

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

Height: Around 5′8 or 5′9

Last Thing You Googled: Star Platinum. I needed a refrence.

Favourite Music Artist: Knife partys pretty good, Gorillaz, P!ATD. Dude the list goes on.

Last Movie You Saw: XX, a finally good horror movie that Netflix shat out {Hush is pretty good too}

Why You Chose Your URL: It was based off the fact that some people don’t know what my face is and Tabitha from ORAS which is the team Magma admin.

Do you have any other blogs?: Yeah, one I was gonna renovate but never finished, an RP blog, and my side blog @ass-matsu which I have no idea how to use.

What did your last relationship teach you?: I’m a terrible person and no one wants to be near me?

Religious or Spiritual?: Spiritual?

Favourite Colour: Black and White, blues also good. and Purple…. And pink.

Average Hours of Sleep: Depends man, depends.

Lucky Number: I’m not lucky therefore no lucky number. Maybe 18? {my birthday added together}

Favourite Character: Karamatsu, Josuke, Jotaro, Joseph and Jonathan Joestar, Kakyoin, Okuyasu, Enoch, Zacharie- dude the list goes OOOONNNN

How many blankets do you sleep with?: One or none

Dream job: Cartoonist or a voice actor or an author. That or an Actor.

Now i tag

WHoever the fuck cares