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l0chn3ss asked:

Soma- 97 :D

97. Dealing

(aka bittersweet slice-of-life au)

give me a number and i’ll give you a story

The sky is blue, blue, blue, and if you didn’t know better you’d think it was the ocean, so vast and incomprehensible you think you just might drown. But no, there’s a gentle squeeze to your palm and you turn and there’s Soul, pale as paper with razor edges to match, this sharp and distant boy who nonetheless has twined your fingers with his. He doesn’t say a word, crimson eyes fixed on the cloudless sky, and he doesn’t look at you, even though you know that he can feel your gaze. 

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There’s this derpy fish at the Thai restaurant that we visit. We named him Carl. He’s that dum-dum on his side. Usually he’s floating upside down, and we decided he definitely has a lisp.

You know what? I think it would be really, really important for Dean Winchester to be openly bisexual and in a relationship with a man.

Why?

Because he doesn’t fit the stereotype that the media sticks on anyone who isn’t straight. I’m tired of the media portraying men that aren’t straight as feminine guys that have lisps and sashay around, because that’s not the case. Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You can be bisexual or gay and be the baddest badass mother fucker in the universe.

You can be a bisexual hunter that’s in love with an angel, but still chops off vampires heads and stabs demons dead because hey! Guess what? Your sexuality doesn’t limit you!

And guess what? Representation matters.

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I did an accent challenge because I think maybe 15 people who follow me know what I sound like! I apologize for my lisp, it’s very heavy at times so I’ve included the text of the words I was pronouncing/questions I was answering for clarity:

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

anonymous asked:

Teeny!batkiddos and Alfred's door frame growth chart

Oh my gosh, cute! But for serious, this is the last one.


Tim sucks contentedly on a thumb, staring up with big eyes as Alfred painstakingly etches a red line (Tim’s assigned color) into the door frame. The fresh line is worryingly close to the previous red marker, and Alfred sighs. Master Timothy is small for an almost four-year-old, and Bruce does fret so about sending him to preschool with the new school year.

The man himself enters then, frowns at the newest mark on the wall, and catches Tim up under the arms, cuddling him close. Jason and Dick, next in line, crouch comically low to launch themselves into the air, trying to outdo each other. Dick wins, but only by the slightest bit.

Alfred draws the next two lines, clucking as the boys jostle each other over the outcome. In Bruce’s arms, Tim finally removes the appealing thumb and says in his soft, lisping voice, “Can we has peas for dinner? Please and thank you.”

Bruce smacks the toddler’s cheek with a kiss, and Alfred replies with utmost certainty, “Indeed.

anonymous asked:

You come of as a bottom, sorry, if that is not your intention, but you totally do. Love and hugs sweetypie!

Yea its tru im just really not surprised at all

My ass is gonna have a lisp by the age of 25 tbh

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Guy that’s self-conscious about his lisp

[Person: (outloud) Hey, do you want a… (internally) Fuck. I have a lisp. I can’t just say Rice Krispies Treats outloud. (outloud) …Blue bar?]

Ryden fic drinking game

Take a shot every time you read about:
Spencer’s bitch face
Jon’s lisp
Jon’s flip flops
Ryan’s eyeliner
Brendon’s glasses
How hyper brendon is
Ryan/brendon’s tight clothing
Brendon showing ryan he can sing
Brendon “not knowing” he could sing
Ryan showing brendon his lyrics
Brendon accidentally finding out that Ryan writes lyrics
A Pete wentz cameo

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Guys I got my first tattoo!!! I’m so happy!! 😍😍

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i totally have a slight lisp. now u kno