lisa dates

Last night I parked down a dark country road and watched the meteor shower by myself. I had such a nice night, I wasn’t lonely, there was no guy I was missing or wishing could be there with me. I was perfectly fine just laying there by myself, looking at the stars, thinking about life. I wanna make it very clear that I’m not glorifying eternal singleness. If that’s what you’re after then go for it but personally I would be sad to be on my own for the rest of my life. I believe humans need each other and that emotional connection is the fuel of a meaningful life.
But where I’m at right now, I’m staying connected with my friends and family. I’m helping people through what I do and the message I share in my career. I’m not desperate, I’m not sad, I’m not waiting around for someone to come make my life enjoyable. I LOVE my life the way it is. I guess now that I’m closer to 25 and my brain is almost fully developed I can just feel myself becoming more responsible with my choices.
It used to be that if I was attracted to someone I HAD to talk to them. It didn’t matter if I knew it was a bad idea, I couldn’t help myself. I’ve grown up so much in the last year and a half since I really started dating and let myself go down that road finally. I woke up and realized that yeah, if someone is blowing you off they’re probably just gonna keep blowing you off. If someone’s not giving you their time, they probably don’t really wanna be with you. If someone is putting in minimal effort, they’re probably not serious about you. I always wanted to be able to change people or “figure them out” and just say and do the right things and then hoped that somehow I could make them come around. I’m so done being that control freak. I can’t change anyone. I can accept people for who they are but I don’t have to let things drag on when they start to get stupid.
Things don’t feel like the end of the world anymore, I don’t feel like I’m gonna die alone and I’m finally starting to appreciate myself. I know I’m a catch. I know I’m a good person. I know I’m not some worthless lowlife who’s too crazy for anyone to love (literally how I used to see myself HAHA). I know I have a ton of good traits and a fascinating mind and a lovable personality, along with plenty of flaws that someone else will learn to accept as I learn to accept theirs in return.
I’m just at a place where I’m good. I don’t have a huge void to fill. If I don’t enjoy hanging out with someone more than I do spending time with myself, I’m out. I can take myself to the movies, I can look for shooting stars alone, I can take care of things just fine on my own. I have great friends and an incredible family and I don’t need someone else coming along and screwing up my life just so I can feel the “magic” of being jerked around and mislead for a month or two. That’s not worth my time anymore.
I’m looking for stability, dependability, loyalty and someone who’s actually serious about me. Someone who is going to for real take the time to get to know me and THEN decide if they want to date me.
I’m so sick of guys blowing me up cuz they think I’m cute and then peacing out once we actually start to get close. I used to take that so hard and think there was something wrong with me, like “once people get to know me they just leave 😪😪😪”. No Lisa, that’s called people who never wanted to know you, or anyone else for that matter, and can’t handle being close with other people in general. The only way I was the problem in that situation was the fact that I let them move in way too fast and act like a crazy person and take up so much of my time without ever even trying to be my friend. I’m finally over that game.
So yeah, that’s where I’m at right now! Haha I’m realizing the error of my ways, I’m feeling good about myself and I’m PERFECTLY fine enjoying my life on my own. If a real opportunity presents itself to get to know an amazing guy in a good situation, I will gladly take it. In the meantime I have an amazing opportunity to get to know myself and I am enjoying every second :)

Adult World (Jungkook smut)

Originally posted by nochuie

Description: You reveal to your friends that no one except yourself has ever made you cum. Jin in particular finds this interesting and dares you and Jungkook to go to the sex shop down the street and purchase a sex toy, for your own benefit of course.

Pairings: You x Jungkook, You x Taehyung, Jungkook x Taehyung (you know how truth and dare goes)

Basically: Taehyung is a cocky lil shit who features quite a lot. Jin is a mean lil shit and Jungkook is a very helpful lil shit ;)

Genre: Smut, Angst, Fluff (so much smut, like damn this was hot to write)

This fic includes: A brief boy on boy scene, swearing, alcohol, sex toys, explicit smut

Word count: 6k

“You’ve got to be kidding!” Jin practically howls with laughter, doubling over himself and nearly falling off the couch with laughter. You’re about to tell him off but Jungkook beats you to it.

“Shut up. It’s not that big of a deal.”

Jin sits up straight, looking down at Jungkook, who sits next to you on the floor, opposite Jin. He wipes the tears from his eyes, his laughter finally dying down. “Hey, don’t you think you should talk to me with a bit more respect?” He prods teasingly, but Jungkook doesn’t seem in the mood, his previous lighthearted spirit vanishing upon Jin’s insensitive comment.

Jungkook’s tone is excitingly stern, but not rude, “Yeah, I’ll show more respect when you show more respect to Y/N.”

You laugh, “Don’t worry about me, Jungkook. I don’t think I can take Jin very seriously, not when I highly doubt he’d even know how to make me or any other girl cum.”

The circle of friends in Taehyung and Jungkook’s apartment erupt into comical ‘oohs’ and ‘ahhs’.

“You got damn burned!” Jimin says, leaning over the bottles in the center of your various seated positions to high five you.

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The Jealousy’s Evening

for the anon who sent in this amazing prompt, thank you! 

Today wasn’t Castiel’s favorite day. The past few days hadn’t been his favorite day. A lot of things were currently not okay and all he could do was fake a smile and get on with school, with life.
It wasn’t that he was allowed to complain - in the end Dean had never been his in the first place. But seeing him kiss Lisa… it hurt. It hurt seeing them together, so close and happy. 

Of course, Castiel didn’t have any feelings for Dean, he was just upset that he was losing his best friend. They had been close for a long time, stayed over at each other’s houses a lot, slept in the same bed, shared clothes and did everything together. They were inseparable, until Dean started dating Lisa. 

For Castiel it had been out of nowhere when Dean had told him he and Lisa were a thing. At first, he’d just been slightly annoyed, but when days passed he began to realize how much it influenced him and his friendship with Dean. Way more than he wanted to admit. 

He just wanted the old Dean back, spend time with him doing nothing- hang out on the roof and talk about school or Dean’s father being a dick and Gabriel who’d stolen from the candy shop. That was ages ago and Cas was probably never getting that back.

Dean never wanted to hang out and ‘do nothing’, had not once suggested to take a ride with the Impala and watch the sunset while sipping beer as they sat on the hood of the car. The only thing that was the same, were them staying over at each other’s houses, doing homework together and their movie night on Friday. 

At least, Castiel thought.

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Summary: YN is teamed up with her former best friend, Dean Winchester to do a project. How will things go with between Y/N and her fuck boy partner? Will it be awkward, or will there be that sense of familiarity? 

Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Jessica Moore, Lisa Braden, Bobby Singer, Reader

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader (College AU)

Warnings: Language, NSFW, smut, dirty talk, public sex, protected sex

Word Count: 5,530

Request:  Hi!! Do you think you could write me a fic with college!dean x reader where dean is the troublemaker fuqboi and reader is someone who’s really responsible (not really a nerd, she just doesnt like to procrastinate) and they need to complete a project together? Like maybe they’re in the library or computer lab trying to work on it but dean keeps flirting with reader and it ends with smut? Thanks! Xx ~Anonymous 

A/N: I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Thanks @eloginore for editing this for me. As always feedback is always welcomed!

Originally posted by dean-sam-winchesterbros

Originally posted by perfectfeelings

“You son of a bitch!”

You immediately looked up from the book you were reading to see whom was yelling. It was no surprise that you saw Lisa Braeden, standing in front of Dean Winchester. She had her hands on her hips, as he leaned back in his chair, watching her.

“What was it you were telling me last night? Oh yeah, ‘I’m sorry, babe, I’m helping Sam with a project,’ and Cassie Robinson tells me you took her to the movies last night!”

“Yeah I did.”

“So you admit you’re cheating on me?!”

“Cheating?” he laughed, tilting his head back, as he sat up straight in his chair. “Lisa, we’re not even dating. How is that considered cheating?”

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Dating Lisa Would Include...

I saw your reaction of black pink and i was curious if you could do a what dating Lisa would be like?

Note: Black Pink are amazing right? and you requested for my bias so thank you, I fee very happy right now ^_^ I hope you enjoy this, I certainly enjoyed writing it! Fighting! ~Mami x 

Disclaimer: I don’t own the gifs/ images used.

In the Daytime

Originally posted by blckspink

  • She is literally going to be the most fun and amazing girlfriend in the whole world because she is caring, talented and loves you more than words can describe
  • So many dates
  • Even when she’s busy working on her music and filming, she’s always going to make time for dates and down time because she can barely function without you
  • Her always trying to make you smile whenever she can because she just can’t get enough of it
  • Her always treasuring her days off because spending time with you is what keeps her going and what keeps her motivated to keep going.
  • When you do spend days off together she’s going to want to spend a lot of time just being lazy and lying around the house
  • Watching movies and binge watching dramas
  • Or she might get a lil’ frisky, if you know what I’m saying
  • God help the other members in the dorm
  • Because Lisa isn’t going to give a fuck, if she wants you, the others are either going to have to leave or put up with the noises coming from her room.
  • Her constantly touching you
  • Not always sexual
  • But a lot of the time sexual
  • Sometimes she just needs reassurance, like before a show or an interview, she’ll grab onto your hand and give it a squeeze, or she’ll pull you into a hug, resting her face in the crook of your neck as she rids of her nerves.
  • Her dancing and rapping for you when she’s in the mood.
  • Sometimes these skills will lead you both to the clubs
  • Her taking photos with you for lock screen material
  • But she always chooses a photo of just you in the end because she thinks you’re beautiful enough on your own and she can’t compare to your beauty.
  • “You’re beautiful, {y/n}, I just ruin the photo.”
  • “Don’t you dare, Lisa, you’re stunning.”
  • Lots of kisses
  • And PDA
  • Does she care what people think about PDA? No chance. If she wants to hold your hand or kiss you, then she doesn’t care who sees, you’re her girlfriend, and the two of you have the right to do whatever you want - she doesn’t really mind if the fans dislike it, because the haters don’t matter to her.
  • Her being incredibly supportive

At Nighttime

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

  • It’s what makes it all worthwhile.
  • She will literally be so excited to sleep with you. And not in a dirty sense either. For her, just sleeping is the best - especially when you’re wrapped up in her arms.
  • She likes being the little spoon, but she likes being the big spoon even more.
  • So many kisses.
  • You’ll probably fall asleep with her kissing your cheek, or your forehead, because she can’t get enough of it.
  • But she isn’t always this cute before bed
  • Sometimes she’s way too hot to handle
  • Especially after an argument
  • She can be incredibly fiery when she’s in the mood for it, but that always makes up for a good time.
  • Her touching you
  • But like before, it isn’t always going to be sexual
  • But a lot of the time it will be
  • When she isn’t in bed or working though, she’s taking you out somewhere
  • It might be clubbing, or a simple drive in the car to wherever the roads take you.
  • Because she loves these intimate bonding times with you
·  .  ·  *  ˚ blackpink as girlfriends


  • literally the fluffiest and timidest bean there ever was when she asked you out
  • like she had this whole speech planned and when she asked to talk to you privately she could barely get the words out but you understood lmao
  • being in a relationship with jisoo is adorable bc 24/7 pictures of you. on her phone on a polariod camera whatever she has and she thinks you look aesthetic it has to be taken
  • probably gloating about you to the members and they eventually get sick and tired of it they actually have to call you to get her to shut up lol
  • lots and lots of dates involving food. picnic? mcdonalds? fakinga proposal at restaurants to get free cake? she does it. and she always always buys. no argument.
  • spams you with pictures of dogs!!!
  • she likes to stay over at your apartment or what not since she lives in a dorm with 3 other hyperactive girls who scream at the littliest things
  • she likes to sing to you!! a lot!! you get to hear this angel faced touched by god goddess sing??? like idk abt u but i’d d i e
  • she’s too shy to talk to you in english, but she’ll probably like to hear you talk about your day in english (or your mother tongue) because it relaxes her for some reason
  • nose kisses
  • cheek kisses
  • cute kisses in general


  • is attached to your side 24/7 begging for cuddles
  • shes either a big spoon or a little spoon is depends on how her day went.
  • shes like to tell you stories about her life in new zealand and trainee life, etc.
  • she acted really confident when asking you out, but she was probably like omg theyre gonna reject me n i fucked up the friendship, blah blah. but when you said yes to her offer to go on a date, her smile was so cute aw
  • her phone lockscreen is probably you as cheesy as it sounds
  • coffee dates where you dont really drink your coffee, because you’re too busy staring at her
  • random talks in english
  • ok but dont imagine jennie telling you she loves you in many languages dont imagine jennie telling you she loves in many languages ihoKDJKHKJHDSKLJGHSUILHAIIIIIIAK
  • subtle matching clothing. like rings or wearing the same colour or shoes.
  • probably writes stupid songs about all the things she loves about you
  • probably wrote a list and sang it lol


  • confesses to you with a song while shes playing guitaaaaar!!
  • buys you flowers and shows you cute pictures of dogs
  • little spoon 
  • cute dog cafe dates and dates in the park 
  • buying you random gifts and things that remind her of you
  • takes secret photos of you on her phone and she has a gallery of 100+ photos of just you,,, doing random mundane tasks.
  • you want her to read to you because you love her accent
  • probably wants to impress your parent(s)/career(s)
  • compliments from her 24/7
  • writes small songs about you and plays guitar while singing but will never show you them unless you accidentally catch her doing it
  • bc then she will be all shades of red
  • shes pretty romantic. she’ll take you out to fancy restaurants and probably taken you out on 218912 candle lit dinners.
  • but those aren’t always your dates!! you go to amusement parks, museums, concerts, etc!! all that fun weird stuff!
  • yall probably went laser tagging once lol


  • brings you flowers on the first date!!!!!!!!
  • listen to her talk in thai (and having conversations in thai if you know it)
  • she sends you pictures of dogs she sees
  • and as well as memes
  • cool, chic couple selfies and alWAYS ALWAYS has to send them to the group
  • because she cant post them on instagram because she’s under a “dating ban”
  • matching hoodies!! 
  • takes you on dates to the randomest places. the aquarium, carnivals, conventions…. ya
  • buys you tickets to go to your favourite group’s fansign/concert because she loves you THAT much. and she goes with you but she’s always like, in a mask and hat and sunglasses n shit
  • reading fanfiction of her and she’s always says “i would never say that” but your argument is “you would. you’ve said it to me before.”
  • “you did. when we played mario kart that one time and i sent a blue shell at you lol”
Appreciate The Art

Pairing: Kim Taehyung x Reader

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 2.3k

Summary: You and Taehyung are on a museum date because you’re both art geeks but for some reason, the Mona Lisa doesn’t seem to take his breath away

Note: I’m an art freak and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t imagining myself on a museum date with Taehyung ever since those Van Gogh photos came out. 

Originally posted by toughchim

“Look! It’s the ‘Portrait of Patience Escalier 1888’! Oh the colour is so much more vibrant than the pictures!”

“They’re duller due to old age, actually.”

“Holy shit! It’s his ‘Portrait as an Artist 1888’! And the ‘Peasant Woman Portrait of Gordina de Gredoot 1885’! And the ‘Portrait of Adeline Ravoux 1890’!”

“Honestly, Jagi. You’ve been here a thousand times, do the paintings really still amaze you that much?” Taehyung asked, watching you fret over the various Van Gogh paintings positioned on the pristine walls of the museum.

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No You’re My Bitch {Lisa Drabble}

114 (No, you’re MY bitch) and Lisa from bp

Note: Gahh my bias of black pink slays me! Thank you anon for all the feels! Hehe~ anyway, enjoy! ♥

  • Warning: This is smut, it also contains swearing. Read at your own risk.

Disclaimer: I don’t own the gifs/images used.

Originally posted by blckspink

It’s that time of year again where people put up the Christmas decorations too early, and pound your head with Christmas songs while you’re still recovering from bonfire night. Being in the Black Pink dorm room is no exception to the rule.

Jisoo, however lovely, can be the most annoying person at Christmas because she gets so excited. You may sound like the Grinch, but you really couldn’t care less, especially when all you can hear is the reciting of each and every word of ‘home alone’ from the living room.

But on this fine evening, you’re not getting away from it all so easily as you find yourself underneath a fluffy blanket beside your girlfriend on the sofa, watching an over sized man in tights prance across the TV screen.

“I just love elf.” Jisoo sighs happily.

Though you’re not concentrating on her words. You don’t have the willpower to retaliate with a smart ass comment, not when Lisa’s hand in trailing along your thigh, smirking as if she’s doing something to be proud of. Any moment, one of the other members could clock onto what she’s doing, and that would cause more chaos than Christmas in November.

“I can’t believe this.” You commented, biting the inside of your cheek as Lisa’s hands slid underneath the waistband of your jeans, still looking smugly at the TV screen.

“I know right, Christmas is just amazing.” Jisoo continued, not at all getting what you were truly implying.

“You’re my bitch.” Lisa whispered suddenly, winking at you as her thumb rubbed against the soft skin of your thigh.

You swallowed hard, trying to concentrate on the film, but that was becoming increasingly difficult now her fingers were brushing inside of you. It took everything in you not to moan, or make any noise at all.

“Are you okay, {y/n} you look a little flushed?” Rose questioned, somewhat worrisome.

“Well actually, I’ve just thought, I need to finish off some work for college tomorrow. Mind coming to help me Lisa?”

“Not at all” Lisa shrugged, pulling herself away and standing up. Smiling, because she knows what she’s getting once the two of you were out of there.

Once the door was securely closed behind the two of you, Lisa smirked at you, pulling you in. “What did I say? My bitch”

“Just shut up and kiss me.”

“As you wish, Jagiya.”

Steady Breathing | M

Originally posted by bobhwa

Summary: There’s not much point in Lisa trying to keep things from you, especially when it’s her crush on you that’s she’s trying to hide.

Word Count: 6,803

Whenever Lisa wants something, really wants it for herself and no one else, she’s stubbornly obtuse about it in the most obvious sort of way. As her best friend, you know this better than anyone else.

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