Obviously as a person of refined and elevated tastes, I am ruefully conscious of just how bland and vanilla are the lives of the vast majority of all you cattle out there. I mean you, dear reader. I see you, every day, walking about in your Gap hoodies, drinking your “java”, and listening to Top 40 radio. And it makes me sad. Thus, from time to time, I like to give you access to the fruits of my more cultivated and enriched life: my connoisseurship, if you will pardon the verbiage. And so to expand your horizons for today, here are my reviews of several delightful intoxicants, which you may wish to sample the next time you are in an adventurous and bold mood. Bon appetit!