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Patiently waiting for the day someone treats Mickey Milkovich the way he’s supposed to be treated

Originally posted by ffs-janiel

Iconic™ Kaz Brekker Moments

-’Kaz was just glad he used the damn door.”

-“You can put him in a coffeepot for all I care.”

-”Even worse, if I fail, I don’t get paid.”

-”You might actually have had to uncurl that lip and treat me with something closer to respect.”

-Ripping Oomen’s eyeball out and shoving his handkerchief in the socket.

-”I’ll just hire Matthias’ ghost to kick your ghost’s ass.”

-”Hold the book up so we don’t have to look at your ugly face.” (Kaz, be nice to Jesper)

-Nina: “And I can tell you’ve never given enough thought to your haircut.”

Kaz: *runs a self-conscious hand through his hair*

(only Nina. Only Nina can make Kaz in to a seventeen year old, concerned about his haircut)

-”Jacob fucking Hertzoon”

-Talking tree jokes??????

-Matthias: “We go from aspirant to novice drüskelle in the ceremony at the sacred ash.”

Kaz: “Where the tree talks to you.”

-Kaz: “The Dregs need a better initiation (I’m over here wondering what the Dregs’ initiation is)”

Matthias: This is only one part of Hringkälla.”

Kaz: “Yes, I know, then the tree tells you the secret handshake.”

-”Of course you don’t [like speculation]. You like things you can see. Like piles of snow and benevolent tree gods.”

-Or you were dead wrong about Matthias and you’re going to pay for all those talking tree jokes

-’They blew up the lab. I definitely did not tell them to blow up the lab.’

The Real Godsend: Almond Oil

Coconut oil? Nah, man, fuck that. Okay, coconut oil is pretty great, especially for whitening teeth, but let’s talk almond oil.

Benefits and Uses:

This is a perfect face moisturizer if you have dry skin. Unlike coconut oil, this won’t clog your pores. It leaves your skin glowing and even makes it softer, since it contains vitamin E. It also lightens acne scarring.

Almond oil can be used to remove makeup, especially eye makeup and liquid lipsticks. No more rubbing your eyes!

Massage a bit under your eyes before bed. It will reduce dark circles, as well as fine lines.

Use it to treat chapped lips! Personally I prefer to use rosehips oil on my lips, but almond oil works well too.

Use it on your body! Moisturize your hands, feet, and elbows with it. It’s a light oil, so it won’t leave you feeling greasy and it absorbs easily. Almond oil can help prevent and lighten stretch marks too!

Almond oil also promotes hair growth! Use it on your lashes and brows. You can also use castor oil - castor oil is a little heavier than almond oil, so it’s just a preference thing, they work about equally well for me.

Use it in your hair! 1-2x per week, massage a bit into your scalp. It will make your hair more lustrous and it’ll look healthier! Replace any leave-in conditioners with this. Pro-Tip: Try mixing it with olive oil and castor oil in equal parts.

The scent is very light too, it doesn’t even smell like almonds, so don’t worry about the smell. It’s also super affordable. You can buy a 16oz bottle on Amazon for around $10.

Do NOT use if allergic to nuts.

Note: Make sure you are using sweet almond oil.

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That One Gay Cousin™

Arising Arousal

Just a lil Newt smut for you guys since you seem to love it ;)

Pairing: Newt Scamander x Reader

Word Count: 1.6k

Warnings: SMUT!

It’s hard to explain the kind of bliss you receive from being able to wake up next to the person you love. For Newt, it was as if every morning he was reborn, in love and in light, and any evil, any bad in the world, was incomprehensible. When it was just your sleeping face, resting with your mouth slightly agape and a soft snore escaping you, it was impossible to think that anything apart from utter peace existed. When he looked at you, he always became aware of his heartbeat. It no longer sped upon sight of you, but rather he realized it had relaxed, as if knowing that it didn’t have to squeeze in more beats, knowing it now belonged to you and didn’t have to try. And his cheeks no longer turned ruby red, instead settling for a healthy pink glow that ran along the tip of his nose as well.

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Jealousy 

Summary: You’re dared to go skinny dipping with Steve and Bucky gets jealous. 

Warnings: Steve x Reader (minimal) and Bucky x Reader, Smut

A/N: My own request that I decided to write while taking a from studying and because it made me really happy while writing it. 

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Basic Makeup For New Gurls

I’ve been getting a lot of messages recently asking about how I ‘look so pretty’. Believe me, I love compliments as much as the next gurl but trust me when I say this; it’s the watercolours, not the canvas.

I don’t have a naturally pretty face. I don’t say that in a “I’m ugly, please tell me otherwise” way… I simply have a blokish face. It really is the makeup that makes all the difference.

I started this blog all those years ago to do two things:

1. Be accepted as a crossdresser genderfluid individual.

2. To help others with the same goal.

It’s been a long time since then, and I like to think that the first is complete and the second is ongoing. At the same time, it’s really easy to forget how much I had to learn when I started out. Everything that comes naturally to me now would’ve been alien to Jess 7 years ago.

With that in mind, I thought I’d compile a handy guide to getting started with makeup. I’ve written similar posts before but I feel like it’s worth going more in-depth for such a key subject.

This week I’m going to cover the base parts; concealer, foundation and powder. I’ll go into detail about lips, eyes and others over the coming weeks.


The Canvas

Ask any artist and they’ll tell you the same thing; you can’t paint on a spoiled canvas. The same goes with your face; if it isn’t clean and ready to paint on then the final effect isn’t going to look as good as it could.

Start by throwing some aftershave (yes, aftershave) on around your beardy areas. This helps to close up your pores after you’ve shaved and means you won’t get oily foundation underneath your skin. It won’t make too much of a difference to the final look but you won’t get a rash/spots afterwards!

Concealer

If, like me, you’re an extremely hairy individual, then you’ll need to add a little bit extra to your makeup routine. If not, just skip the first step. 

Take a concealer stick and apply it in tribal marks across your beard shadow; make sure to remember the neck as well! Blend it in with your skin until it’s all even; It should look like your chin, cheeks and neck are a slightly lighter colour than the rest of your face.

After this, take another concealer stick (you can use the same but I prefer using two different brands) and apply it in the same fashion to your whole face. Use your fingers to blend this in the same manner as before.

The reason you add two layers of concealer is because you need to hide your beard shadow. Adding the single layer just to your bearded areas will make your face look slightly unbalanced, whereas adding two layers will hide the shadow and then match the new tone with the rest of your face.

Foundation

There are plenty of tutorials online on ‘How to apply foundation’. I’m going to cover something a bit more specific: How to get the right foundation for YOUR skin.

Applying foundation is the same as concealer, apply to face and blend together, nice and simple… as long as it’s the right colour.

I know there’s going to be a fair few people who don’t like my solution, but it’s worked for me time and time again. 

Go to your local makeup shop and speak to an adviser. When they ask who you’re buying foundation for tell them “YOURSELF”. Yeah I know, it’s probably a bit scary, but it’s the best way to get the foundation that will best suit your skin colour. Don’t hide behind a girlfriend/friend, tell them it’s for you. They don’t need to know you’re a crossdresser; you could be an actor or it could be for a fancy dress party. As long as they know you’re the one using it then they’ll get you the best foundation for you.

Powder

You will be applying your powder on last. I don’t mean after your foundation and concealer, I mean after literally everything else. But seeing as it’s part of the canvas, it’s getting mentioned here (also there are a lot of gurls who can get away without doing the lips/eyes/others).

Treat your powder like your foundation, you need to get the right colour. Fortunately there aren’t as many powder colours so you can usually do it by sight without having to ask anyone (although if you’ve already asked about the foundation then you might as well ask about the powder).

Once the rest of your makeup is done, take a large brush and swirl it into the powder in circles. When you apply it, brush it lightly over your whole face. You’ll probably need to do this a few times to make everything look even.

The purpose of powder is to hold your makeup in place and to give your face that matte finished look; it’s also one of the steps that a lot of crossdressers miss out on.


Sorry that I don’t have any pictures to go along with the makeup routine! Once I’ve written all the makeup posts I’ll put them together as a ‘quick-guide’ with pictures and everything!

Make sure to come back next Monday where I’ll be covering Eye Makeup!

- Jessica Blaise x x

Dating Sirius Black Would Include

Request: (Anonymous) Hey, could you please do a Sirius dating a Hufflepuff would include please? thanks in advance :)))

Sirius Black x Hufflepuff reader

MASTERLIST

  • Being friends with James Potter who you occasionally helped with Care of Magical Creatures homework
  • Him introducing you to his friends because you are shy and have always found it difficult to talk to people who you don’t know
  • Having a crush on Sirius since the first conversation you had
  • But as Sirius was always chasing after older Gryffindor girls you thought you never stood a chance
  • Surprisingly it was Peter who first figured out that you liked Sirius
  • He promised to kept it a secret but the next day James and Remus knew and they were planning how to get the two of you together
  • You, however, were still convinced he could never like you
  • Sirius stopping you in a hallway before class the day after, pushing you against the wall and making out with you
  • Being an introvert you didn’t like the idea of PDA but the entire world disappeared when his lips touched yours
  • He would treat you like the princess you are
  • Him always wanting your attention if it were focused elsewhere - which made studying near impossible
  • James telling you that Sirius talks about you all the time
  • Lots and lots of snogging
  • Being the only girl allowed to sit on the Marauders couch in the Gryffindor common room (that is until Lily and James started dating)
  • Sending secret notes in class which you’d keep
  • Helping the marauders with pranks
  • When you weren’t together he would watch you on the Marauder’s map to make sure you’d get back to your dormitory safely
  • So, so protective
  • That one time where he threatened to hex the guy who was flirting with you at the Three Broomsticks
  • Hickeys 
  • Helping with Remus’ transformations
  • Cheesy pickup lines, even though you were already dating
  • Him being naturally a lot more confident than you but some of that confidence rubbing off on you
  • “Stop looking at me like that!”
  • “Looking at you like what?” he says while staring at you like a heart faced emoji 
  • Occasionally having a heated discussion where the other would storm out
  • But there would always be a sincere apology a couple hours later
  • Not being able to go for more than a couple hours without his touch
  • It was like a drug
  • Him adoring your laugh
  • And attempting to braid your hair
  • Moving in together after graduating
  • Hating the smell of his breath after he smoked and refusing to kiss him until he quit
  • Him being James’ best man and you being Lily’s maid of honour
  • Matching leather jackets
  • Being the best godfather and godmother the world has ever seen
  • Comforting him when Dumbledore tells you of the prophecy
  • Him coming home from Godric’s Hallow and crying when telling you of what happened to James and Lily
  • You being the reason he did not go after Peter
  • Still feeling guilty as you were the one who persuaded him to let Peter be Lily and James’ secret keeper
  • Dumbledore still insisting Harry live with his aunt and uncle for the bond of blood charm
  • But also requesting that Petunia and Vernon allow you, Sirius and Remus be part of Harry’s upbringing
  • Holding his hand the entire time through James and Lily’s funeral as one year old Harry sat on the other side of him
  • Spending every weekend with Harry and him becoming best friends with your and Sirius’ oldest child, who was a boy
Disposable pt 17

Being friends with benefits with Min Yoongi can be complicated (at best) by itself. But when you accidentally tell your family (and his boss) that the two of you are dating, things get messy. It only complicates things more when you blackmail Yoongi into pretending to date you, and neither of you can quite keep your feelings separate, no matter how much you try.

Angst, fluff, slight smut at times.

Yoongi x Reader

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16


The chatter of the crowded cafe surrounded you, but at the small table you found in the far corner, it all seemed to fade away. You had no idea how Yoongi had actually talked you into coming, no idea why you weren’t running away–that was all you really wanted to do. There were a million reasons you could think of for Yoongi to be there, and not one of them good. 

It didn’t help that every time you looked at him you were reminded of just how much you cared about him, and just how much you had hurt each other. There was no recovering after what had happened, but Yoongi’s uncharacteristically shy smile gave you butterflies and a hope that you knew was stupid.

You weren’t sure how long the two of you had been sitting there, avoiding the other persons eyes and busying yourselves looking at the table or the floor, but your large coffee was nearly empty and Yoongi had pushed his aside a while ago.

Part of you wanted to keep the silence. It was nice (even if painful) to be around him again, and as long as neither of you said anything, you could pretend that everything was fine, and this wasn’t the last time you would probably ever see him. Even though you knew that the longer it went on, the worse it would be when he was gone, you wanted to live in the moment a little longer. 

But the rational part of you knew better. You needed to get this over with, to rip it off like a bandaid. Maybe today would give you some closure, there was at least a small chance. But either way, the sooner you were out of this cafe and back at your desk, the sooner you could go back to pretending that everything was fine.

“So how have you been?” You asked finally, and Yoongi’s eyes snapped to yours so fast you nearly jumped. 

“Really good, actually.” He said, and you tried to smile. You genuinely were happy to hear this, but it made your heart sink none the less. It was selfish, you knew, but you would be lying if you said you weren’t hoping to hear that he had missed you. “I started playing the piano again, even called my parents last week.”

“That’s great.” You said, broadening your smile. You wondered briefly if you would ever have the chance to hear him play again, but knew that it was unlikely. Even so, the fact that he was doing something he loved again made you more than happy for him.

“What about you?” There was a hesitant concern in Yoongi’s eyes, and you did your best to brush it off. You didn’t know quite how to answer his question, knowing that telling him the whole truth would be pointless.

“I’ve been staying out of trouble.” You said with a smile, wanting away from the subject as soon as possible. “Your new job’s been okay?”

“Yeah.” Yoongi nodded. “I’ll be honest, my boss isn’t as cool as Namjoon, but it’s been going really well.”

“I’m happy for you.” You said, unsure of what else to say, but you meant it. At least one of you had moved on and was happy. 

“Thanks.” It was a simple phrase, but there was something genuine about Yoongi’s smile that made your heart skip a beat. “Look, about what happened…” Yoongi started, and you shook your head. You knew this was going to happen, and you didn’t really want to hear whatever it was Yoongi had to say. It was just going to make all those emotions resurface, and you didn’t know how you were going to deal with it all again. 

“Yoongi…” You started, but he cut in.

“You said you’d hear me out.” He said, his eyes determined. “And I’m afraid if I don’t hurry up and say this, I never will. So I need you to just listen for a bit.” 

You nodded reluctantly, eyes flicking to him before settling on his hands. His nails were bitten down to the quick, and you wondered if it was from nerves at the thought of seeing you. You immediately scolded yourself, there was no reason for you to believe that. 

“I never wanted to care about you.” Yoongi began, and already you were wishing he hadn’t. “Not that it was just you, I kept my distance from everyone for years–I had about a million reasons that I used to rationalize it. I thought I could keep feelings out of it, but you’re just so…” His voice trailed off, and you could have sworn his cheeks had a hint of pink. You could tell he wasn’t having an easy time saying any of this, but you didn’t want to interrupt. “You scare me.” He said after a second, and you couldn’t help a laugh.

“Thanks.” You snorted, playing with a bracelet on your wrist. Yoongi shook his head, giving you a half-smile.

“I said that wrong.” He muttered. “I meant, the way I feel about you scares me.”

You looked up at him slowly to find that his eyes were locked on yours. “What’s that supposed to mean?” You asked, that same flicker of hope leaping into your throat. 

“That I care about you more than I was willing to admit, even to myself. And I treated you like crap for it. I guess I thought maybe if you hated me, I could get over you or some shit.” Yoongi’s eyes dropped, and you opened your mouth to say something. No sound came out however, and you shut it again. 

Could Yoongi be serious? You almost thought that maybe it was some kind of cruel joke, but you were fairly sure even Yoongi wasn’t that good of an actor. You went over his words in your head, biting your lip. 

“I treated you like shit for so long that by the time I finally realized what an idiot I was being, it was too late. So I left.”

“Yoongi–” You tried again, but he interrupted. 

“But I shouldn’t have.” He said firmly. “You didn’t deserve to suffer because I couldn’t be an adult about my feelings. Not a day has gone by since then that I haven’t wanted to tell you, I just couldn’t figure out how. And I can’t tell you how sorry I am for it–for everything.”

You hated that his words were causing your eyes to pool with tears, and you sniffed while trying to blink them away. What were you supposed to say to all that? 

“I guess that’s all I wanted to say.” Yoongi said with a somewhat nervous laugh. “I don’t expect you to give me a second chance or anything, I could never ask for that, I just thought you should know. I should probably go now.” He said as he began to stand. “I just–I didn’t want you to think that it was something you did, or–”

“Don’t go.” You snapped. “You can’t just say all that shit and leave, fucking asshole.” Yoongi sank back down in his chair, looking completely bewildered

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Right - Lip Gallagher Imagine

Originally posted by ianmickgallagher

Warning: Swearing, sexual tension???

Word Count: 2670

Note: The first conversation between Lip and Kevin is literally from season 2 episode 2… I just changed the context.  There’s also a part where it shifts from present to past tense, and then back to present, but it should be pretty easy to pick up on.



The oppressive summer heat caused the sundress you were wearing to stick to your skin as you briskly walked through the park. Your eyes were set on the run-down ice cream van in the parking lot beside the baseball field.  You had been perfectly content laying around in your air-conditioned room just ten minutes before, but Lip had texted you to meet him at the park.

Lip.  What was there to say about him?  No explanation to describe the relationship between the two of you would be adequate.  There simply was not a word to define your “thing”, as you two had been referring to your connection lately.  To be completely honest, it was starting to upset you.  Your relationship had begun as a friendship many years in the past. Over the years, both of you had been in your fair share of bad relationships.  After you had both been devastated by your last relationships, Lip’s with Karen and yours with another guy from the neighborhood, you found solace in each other.  It was nothing like your past relationships.  You never felt pressured into doing anything you were uncomfortable with too soon.  In fact, you and Lip hadn’t even taken your relationship all the way over the couple months you had developed into a “thing”.  It was very unlike him.  It was actually very unlike you, too, but your last relationship had you taking things slow.  You wanted this to be different.  You wanted it to be special.  If it was special you were willing to fully commit, but the ambiguity of the relationship left you hesitant.  Recently, you had been fearing that this was not to Lip’s liking.

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{ first and foremost }

prompt: could you possibly write some poly!southern mf democratic republicans xreader

summary: each of your partners have been elected into the white house. you are now the first lady of the united states of america.

t/w: none! fluff mostly.

a/n: yes!! of course! i’ve been waiting to do this for the longest time lol i just really love poly ships. 

i have never been inside the white house so i must say thanks to google images. i just thought this idea would be really cute. i also had to google a ton of stuff about what a first lady/vice president/chief of staff does. i just hope i got everything right! hope you like it!

inbox || masterlist


“Thomas?” You knocked softly on the door to his office. You stepped inside, opened the door with a little smile before looking around the room. 

Thomas was already smiling at you, sitting behind his desk at the Oval Office. You weren’t sure if you’d ever get used to seeing him sitting there. 

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FEEL THE RAIN ON UR SKIN NOONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR U ONLY U CAN LET IT IN NO ONE ELSE NO ONE ELSE CAN SPEAK THE WORDS ON UR LIPS TREAT URSELF WITH WORDS UNSPOKEN LIVE UR LIFE WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN 😜😜🤓🤗😇😅😄😊
A Lacklustre Day

Request: “Can I request Percival Graves x reader, where she has a terrible, stressful day at work and she comes home late and in a really bad mood, so Percy comforts her as much as he can and it leads to a gentle, loving smut and after that she just drifts off to sleep peacefully in his arms? I love your writing so much, you are EXCEPTIONALLY amazing”

Pairing: Percival Graves x Reader

Word Count: 1842

Warnings: smut

Originally posted by talking-limbo


Have you ever had one of those days where you felt like the world was targeting all its anger on you? That some higher power was accumulating every negative experience and throwing it directly your way? Well, today was one of those days.

Firstly, you had woken up late and missed the bus to work. Next, because you were late to work by a mere 5 minutes, your boss had wasted 10 more minutes yelling at you for your incompetence, although you had never been late before. Just about every customer seemed to have taken out all their frustration on you, as well as your lazy co-workers. You had to stay back an extra hour, finishing up work that others had been charged with overseeing. The cherry on top was that, when you had gone to get a quick dinner before heading home, you had found that your favourite little café was shutting down. It took all your strength to stay strong as you walked home, not having the energy to even get frustrated with a group of men catcalled you as you walked round the last corner to your apartment. Your feet were heavy as you pulled your empty shell of a body up the endless flight of stairs. The elevator chose the worst day to break.

As you shut the door behind you, you spotted Percival sitting at the dinner table, waiting for you. He stood up, coming over to you with a concerned frown as he watched the blank expression on your face.

“(Y/n), what’s wrong?”

As his words came out so did your tears. You crashed finally, not pushed over the edge by another annoyance, but rather pulled into reality at the first act of kindness you had experienced all day. Percy brought you to his chest, coaxing you into a calm state with a steady, gentle hand rubbing your back as he shushed you quietly.

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