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̵̶̢I ͜҉I͘͡NV̸̧͠OKĘ ̧̀TH̵Ȩ́ ̧͡À͘N̸͠C̢̧͞I̷̛E̸͢N͘͜T̸ P͡͡O̧͢W̡ER TH͘A͝T̵͜͜ ̧͘I͜͠ M̕A̡̡Y R̢͘͜Ę͡T̶ÚR҉҉N̸

Ok ok but have you ever realized….

Twilight Princess and the Emperor’s New Groove have basically the same plot

I mean, think about it. Midna is Kuzco, Link is Pacha, Ganondorf is Yzma, and Zant is Kronk. It all makes so much freaking sense! 




Copper Canyon.

Original Link By The_Dalek_Emperor


Transcript of call from witness R.L.
1:20 p.m.

Dispatcher: 911, what’s your emergency?

Caller R.L.: I need to report an accident. Somebody- a car just went over the barrier on the I-17. Northbound.

Dispatcher: Sir, do you see a mile marker?

Caller R.L.: Yeah, we’re, ah, we’re outside of Camp Verde in Copper Canyon. I’m walking towards the mile marker. There’s- it looks like 282.

Dispatcher: How many vehicles are involved?

Caller R.L. I think it’s- oh fuck, did you hear that? Whatever ran off the cliff just exploded. There’s smoke coming up over the side of the mountain.

Dispatcher: We’ve got someone on the way.

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The Afterlife Experiment.

Original Link By The_Dalek_Emperor

I’ve always felt a little lost in life, like I never received complete instructions on who I’m supposed to be. Everyone else around me seemed to know exactly who they were. Their lives would fly right by me; their GPS’s locked on to destinations while I just sat idling in the street. In high school I never did any extracurricular activities because I couldn’t figure out if I was a sports person or a music person. And it was no different in college. I wandered through four different majors, unable to decide who I wanted to be. I just felt like a blank slate.

And if I was a blank slate, Micah York was The Starry Night - authentic, beautiful, perfect. He was my exact antithesis which is what attracted me to him in the first place. He was born knowing exactly who he was and what he was about. His confidence and certainty in himself was an all but tangible element of him.

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