lindsaurrrrrrrrrr  asked:

Bee tee dubs, Zooey Deschanel is cute I guess, but you are quirky, cute and have great hair. Zooey Deschanel should want to be YOU. Mostly because I really dig you, and I really hate her. You are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay cuter.

I usually do private inbox-to-inbox replies but this needs to be at home on my blog forever, so I can reference it after I watch every episode of The New Girl, or 500 Days Of Summer, or the Cotton commercials, and pout about how Zooey Deschanel is infinitely better than me in all ways possible.


Would it weird if I said I loved you and wanted to give you an internet hug right now?