Bee tee dubs, Zooey Deschanel is cute I guess, but you are quirky, cute and have great hair. Zooey Deschanel should want to be YOU. Mostly because I really dig you, and I really hate her. You are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay cuter.
I usually do private inbox-to-inbox replies but this needs to be at home on my blog forever, so I can reference it after I watch every episode of The New Girl, or 500 Days Of Summer, or the Cotton commercials, and pout about how Zooey Deschanel is infinitely better than me in all ways possible.
THANK YOU, LINDSEY.
Would it weird if I said I loved you and wanted to give you an internet hug right now?
Fact: They don’t work. Magnets are faking it. When you leave the kitchen all of your fridge magnets run around the house and then jump back to cover their tracks. The reason they hide it is because they hate people and are plotting to destroy us.