Summary: Fashion designer, or rather fashion student, Dan Howell has just moved to NYC and meets Phil Lester, an aspiring advertising major. Success seems like an easy task but will Dan’s ambition and trips to the other side of the world interrupt his life too much?
Author’s Notes: o wow i meant for this fic to be 20k at the most. hah. this is my first pbb and i just have to say this has been an amazing experience. just a big shoutout to my beta, Dawn, who has been so lovely and supportive. also all my love to @danschode who has been checking up on my fic since the beginning and pressed me to keep going even if i thought i didn’t want to. this fic really has taken up a majority of my year and i’m so incredibly proud of it and i just hope you all enjoy <3
Experinences w/ ADHD by your resident inattentive type
I realized I hated – no, despised – school when I was in third grade. I had already been marked by all my teachers as either lazy or stupid by the middle of that winter, but I had yet to acknowledge the general awfulness of the situation. At the time, I still saw the world through the distorting lense of an oblivious, optimistic nine year old. That changed the day that my homeroom teacher, Ms. Burke, became frustrated with me handing in crumpled pieces of paper from the bottom of my backpack. She marched over to my cubby, unzipped my lime green, rolling bag, and dumped its contents onto the floor. I tried to repress the tears as she barked, “You need to keep your backpack more organized. Clean this up.” I stared down at the pile of unfiled paper, pink Legos, Ticonderoga pencils, and unidentifiable gray powder. I squatted down towards it, letting my tears fall upon the already overflowing mess.
My classmates, who were disgusted by what they had seen, stopped talking to me after that. I felt like an alien, a distractible puppy in a world of sensible cats. My teachers, of course, were cat people, so they continued to punish me, doubting both my dedication and intelligence. I was a bit indignant; I was trying hard, and – for a time – I thought I was smart. Despite my distractibility in the classroom and the fact that I couldn’t add single digit numbers, I was able to read books far above my grade level and had taught myself basic programming language. Still, in the scheme of things, the ability to get a mark other than “needs improvement” on a report card seemed far more impressive to me than anything I had ever done.
My sixth grade geography teacher, Mr. M, was the strikingly intelligent and well-spoken principal of the school. He intimidated me at first, but I began to feel excited at the prospect of going to his class each day, wanting more than anything to learn. On my report card, he described me as a bright, strong student, words that I had never before heard in combination with my name. For once, I felt like there was a chance that I might succeed.
That spring, my friend, Sidney, bragged to me that she had been accepted to CTY, explaining that it was an academic camp that admitted students based on their standardized test scores. Boosted by Mr. M’s confidence in me, I decided that if she got into the program then so could I. When I approached my parents about the camp, they agreed to let me try out. About a month later, I received a letter from CTY informing me that I received their award of high honors and was admitted to the program. I returned to school feeling more self confident than ever.
My confidence, however, was short lived. A few weeks into seventh grade, my advisor and history teacher, Mr. O told me to stay after class. “I need to call your parents,” he informed me. “Your science teacher is complaining that you laugh too much in class and take everything as a joke. Your math teacher tells me that you never pay attention in class. Your French teacher says that you never appear to be listening when she speaks, but always know the answer when she calls on you. You always talk to other students during class during Latin. You are one of the best students in my class, but it seems that it is the only one you are trying in.”
I felt so horrified that I couldn’t swallow for the rest of the day. I told Sidney what had happened, and she said, “You might have ADHD.”
When I got home that night, I googled the symptoms. “Forgetful, misses details, difficulty focusing on one thing, unorganized, seems not to listen when spoken to,” I read. That’s so me, I thought.
My mom, on the other hand, did not think that was me at all. “Are you kidding me?” she rolled her eyes. “You don’t have ADHD. Those kids really can’t sit still. I have seen you spend the entire day reading Harry Potter. Of course, it is hard for you to focus on things you’re not interested in.”
“I don’t think you have ADHD,” my dad agreed with her.
I was nothing if not persistent, so by the time I went for my annual check up in June, my dad agreed to ask the pediatrician about how I could get tested.
“Educational testing is expensive,” she informed us, “so I wouldn’t do that unless you really think you have it. I can give you some forms to hand in to your teachers. They can evaluate you, then we can diagnose you if you have it.”
The next September, I handed the forms into the administrative assistant at my school, Ms. Blackman. The leaves turned red and orange, then fell off trees as September turned into October, then November, then December. Winter break neared, and I would be moving to California in a few weeks. Finally, I asked Ms. Herlein, the academic resource coordinator, what had happened to my forms. “Your teachers have them,” she snapped angrily at me. “We will return them to you when they’re done.” They never gave them to me or my pediatrician.
My closest friend in California, Mia, had ADHD, dysgraphia, and dyslexia. She was a member of SAFE (student advisors for education), which aimed to “educate, mentor, and support students, parents, and teachers regarding the challenges and strengths of learning disabled (LD) and ADHD students.” Convinced that I had ADHD, she brought me to a few meetings. The members of SAFE discussed ways to change the educational system to make it more LD friendly. At the time, I felt awkward because I didn’t know if I had an LD. If I could rewind time, I would share what I know now: that teachers should recommend students for testing, respect accommodations, and listen when a student comes for help.
The next fall, I moved to DC and started at a new high school. Since I did well on the placement test and in my eighth grade science class, I was recommended for Honors Biology. I got a 56% on the first test, so I asked my mom to get me a tutor. She agreed and asked the teacher, Mrs. C, if she had any recommendations at Back to School Night. “No,” Mrs. C responded, “students in this class don’t need tutors. Lauren belongs here, she will be fine.” Unfortunately, she was wrong, and my performance in the class only went downhill from there. Guiltily, Mrs. C agreed to meet with me every day in order to help me review the material we learned in class. She was able to help me raise my grade to an 80%, but my confidence was severely depleted.
That summer, we moved back to Baltimore, and I started at another school the next fall. It was an easy transition socially, and I quickly fit in with my classmates, who invited me to parties, sleepovers, and hangouts almost immediately after meeting me. However, although there was decidedly less work at my new school, I still felt hopeless. My worst class was Ecology, which everyone else claimed to be an easy A. The first quarter, I got a 70% in that class. I’m glad I like partying so much, I thought bitterly, because that’s all the college I’m getting into will be good for. I complained to my friend Maria about my poor performance, and she responded, “What do you expect? You never pay attention. It’s your own fault for not trying.” Her comment made me feel sick to my stomach, and I started spending much of my free time in the library after that, wanting to prove that I could succeed.
The time spent studying, however, did not seem to help. Near the end of the year, math became particularly challenging for me, as I still struggled with adding and multiplying. Furthermore, I always felt especially distracted in that class. I tried to listen to my teacher, Mr. F, but somehow - driven by some subconscious force that I was unaware of - I always found myself talking to whatever student sat next to me. I began to get C’s on all my tests, so I met with Mr. F after class to ask for help. After getting one test back, I apologized to him, wanting him to know that I really did care about his class. “I know, Lauren,” he said. “Your focus just isn’t always there. Just work hard, we’ll get those grades back where they should be.” I thanked him and quickly ran out of his classroom, trying to hide the tears. As soon as I reached the hallway, I started to bawl.
That night, I told my mom that I wanted to be tested for ADHD again. “I don’t think you have it,” she said, “but if you think you do, then let’s get you tested.” She emailed my dad that night, and - although he was still skeptical as well - he agreed to set it up.
HP, a thin, Asian woman with distinct cheekbones, was a psychologist who would determine what learning disabilities I had (if any). She administered the WISC, an IQ test with problems ranging from adding basic numbers to completing high level math, assembling blocks in patterns to defining the relationship between two words, naming all the foods you can think of in two minutes to remembering pictures and words. The test was a grueling, five hour long process. After we were finished, Dr. P gave me forms for my teachers to fill out about my behavior in the classroom. That night, when I got home, I kept thinking, what if nothing’s wrong? What if this is how I’m supposed to feel? I tried to push the thoughts from my mind, but I couldn’t wait to meet with her in two weeks.
The same night, convinced that the bottle read detergent, I put soap in the dishwasher. I had already done it twice before. My mom tiredly came to my room, telling me to clean up the kitchen full of bubbles. “I’m sorry,” I cringed. “It was an accident.”
“No, Lauren,” she sighed. “You were just being careless.” She then proceeded to explain the difference between making a mistake and being careless. Mistakes are hiccups of fate, things you never could have predicted. Carelessness, on the other hand, is synonymous with negligence. She was right, I could have prevented it … or at least, someone else could have. I felt incompetent and disgusted with myself.
When we returned to Dr. P’s office, she explained the WISC results, “The test has four sections: verbal, nonverbal, working memory, and processing speed. Lauren scored highly in both the nonverbal and verbal section and exceptionally in the working memory section. Her processing speed, however, was very low - only in the 20th percentile. She’s been compensating for this with her high scores in the other areas. Even with the low processing speed, her IQ is 117, which means she is bright. Still, she just processes things more slowly than other people. For example, Lauren, what’s 3 x 4?”
“See how she needed a second to answer the question even though she already knew the answer?” Dr. P asked my mom. “It’s just that second that makes the difference.”
“What’s 5 x 4?” my mom tried me.
“20,” Dr. P interrupted. “See what I mean? We would be able to answer that just off the top of our heads, but she needs a bit longer”.
“So what does that mean?” my mom asked her. “Does she have ADHD?”
“Considering her scores and the forms filled out by her teachers,” Dr. P responded, “I would be inclined to make a diagnosis. I will be writing up an official report with accommodation recommendations, but right now I will go over some options as for what you can do to help her. One option is tutoring and counseling, which means that someone would teach her strategies for dealing with some of the issues that come up with ADHD. The other is medication”.
“I don’t want her medicated,” my mom decided.
That day, on the car ride home, I started crying. Would things be different for me if I had known this years ago? I wondered bitterly.
For the next few weeks, I continually begged my mom to put me on medication. Each time I brought it up, she told me it was not an option. Finally, some time in early-October, I got a text message from my mom, saying that she had spoken to a nurse who put her son on medication. “You can try medication,” she told me later that night. “But if it doesn’t go well, then we’re taking you off of it”.
Even though my mom had agreed to let me try medication, the problem of getting an appointment with a child psychiatrist, which are in high demand, remained. Finally, after two weeks, my mom managed to schedule an appointment with BK. When I met her, she told me, “There are non-stimulant medication options, but they take awhile to build up in your system. You’ve waited long enough already, I don’t want you to have to wait one more day”.
That night, she sent me home with a prescription for Concerta (extended release Ritalin). The pill has a colorful coating (cream at 18mg, gray at 27mg, white at 36 mg, red-brown at 54mg) of fast-acting medicine. This layer dissolves within an hour of being exposed to a wet environment (the gastrointestinal tract). That exposes a semi-permeable membrane, which slowly - over the course of 7 or 8 hours - allows water to enter the core of the pill. The liquid displaces the drug, thus releasing it into the system.
I always hear people talking about the awful side effects of Ritalin, but I don’t really feel that different. The first few times I took it, I felt sick to my stomach, and it still makes me feel less hungry. I do not, however, feel antisocial or aggressive, and I certainly have not slipped into psychosis. Yet, it is not a solution to every problem either. My processing speed is still slow, I’m still a bit careless, and I continue to have impulsive moments. It does, however, make a difference. I can choose what I want to focus on. I can think more clearly. I can succeed, but I still feel the effects of my learning disability.
A few weeks ago, I was sitting in my science teacher’s classroom, finishing up a test when another student asked, “Do you have ADHD?”
“I don’t particularly believe in ADHD,” he responded slowly and deliberately. Ugh, I thought, he doesn’t understand. There are so many more levels - the processing speed, the uphill battle, the pain - that he just doesn’t understand. I felt like I was going to throw up knives, but I just sat there quietly and tried to focus.
Today was hell, first my last customer called me a bitch and left without tipping. That’s what I get for being a waitress in Gotham, to make money out here, you gotta be evil and I simply can’t hurt anyone, so I deal with assholes to pay my rent. Finally crashing down onto my bed, staring up at the ceiling.
“I need someone to hangout with”
Looking over at my passed out cat , I decided to get up and go somewhere. Walking out the door in my yoga pants and crop top with my big black coat, I walked to the liquor store buying myself a bottle of tequila. Walking outside the cold wind blew past me, making my legs shake. Walking down a bit I saw I was on Grundy St. So I went to see if ed was still awake. Knocking on his studio door, I could hear muffled voices. Sounded like they were arguing, the door slid open with ed popping his face out.
“hey sorry am I intruding?”
“no, never its just 2 am.”
“bad day, wanna help me make it better?”
Holding up the bottle of tequila shaking it , ed’s face looked like he was about to say no.
“I mean if you don’t wanna , ill leave.”
“only if you can answer this.”
’‘often mixed with lemon in a refreshing cold drink. You don’t eat them ever, unless your drinking this drink, what am I?”
“limes, and yes I have some.”
Ed smiled moving so I could come in, slipping past him, I could see the green lights from the billboard lighting up his kitchen.
“green suits you ed.”
He smiled, his cheeks getting red. Ed was my first friend when I moved to Gotham as a kid, we were at elementary school and a boy was kicking dirt at ed for telling riddles, running up I boot kicked the boy in the groin making him never hit puberty. Edward and I have been friends ever since, I remember the first time I called him ed, he blushed saying that “ he liked It when I called him a nickname.” sitting down on ed’s bed, crossing my legs throwing him the bag of limes.
“you cut, ill pour.”
Ed sliced the limes and I poured two shots, we clicked out glasses taking the shots back.
“what made you think to come here y/n?”
“ you always make me smile ed, I needed that.”
“what happened to your boyfriend Derek.”
Ed’s lip curled while he spoke his name.
“wells turns out I was girlfriend number 3”
Ed poured the next shots, we went a few more without speaking. Finally ed turned to me smiling.
'i’m a form of exercise, where you have fun, some people get paid to do it, some do it for fun, what am I?“
I had to think about this one, the tequila making me a bit loopy.
’'oh oh dancing.”
Ed grabbed my hand spinning me around and landing into his chest. Picking at a remote, ed turned on the stereo where the song like im gonna lose you started to play. Ed spun me around his room, helping me keep in step with him.
“how are you able to do this drinking ed?”
“luck I guess.”
Pulling me to his chest I could hear him hum along to the song.
'i’m gonna hold you like im saying goodbye , I’m gonna love you like im gonna lose you.“
The song ended and ed, looked down at me, the tension getting greater. I could see the panic in ed’s eyes start to approach when he shouted.
Running over to his kitchen his grabbed the bottle pouring four more shots.
“yea, I figured why not.”
A nervous smile spread across his face.
“one , two.”
We took them down bam, bam. Ed sat down on his bed laying back covering his face with his arm. Walking over I sat by his side.
“a terrible feeling, sometimes thought to be paranoid, but all it is, is care, mothers do it the most, but none more than me, what am I?”
Ed lifted his arm up, so I could see his eye.
He sat up, placing his hand on my knee.
’'why did you chose Derek?”
“what does that have to do with anything ed?”
“ I don’t know ed, in his arms I felt safe. Like Gotham wasn’t outside that door.”
Ed shifted in his seat.
“we need to lighten the mood.”
Ed grabbed my bottle, that still had a good 6 shots each in it. Lifting it too his lips, he took two big gulps. Passing it to me, I copied right behind him. Next thing I know ed and I have his music blasting and are sitting on his bed going back and forth with riddles.
“worshied once, but no belittled, some are feral and some are royal?”
Thinking I shouted the answer.
“CATS, my turn.”
“said to be myth, but bodies have been found, you will never find this creature on ground?”
“a giant squid, please y/n challenge me.”
This went on for a few moments back and forth of riddles and mad libs.
“I got one more for you y/n.”
“never been said, most likely never should, felt it since grade school and adulthood, the pain is beared to show they care. Tear after tear, they never did part, all because of a feeling from the heart.”
I was stumped, maybe it was the booze but I was about to guss when banging came from the door. Ed got up answering the banging when I could hear a man start yelling at him.
“what the fuck nygma, why is your shit so loud, not like your banging a chick right.”
I hated when people treated him like he was a little bitch, walking over I swooshed my hair around and pulled my top down just a little so it looks like he interrupted. Walking over I dropped my arms around ed, resting my cheek on his shoulder swaying my butt side to side.
“eddy come back to bed.”
Ed’s face went bright red, glancing back from the neighbor to me. The neighbors looking more confused than embarrassed seemed to have no shame.
“who are you and how much?”
“fuck off .”
I glanced up at ed, I had never heard him be so hard with his words
“the fuck you say nygma?”
“I told you to fuck off, now are you done or is there something else you wanna bark about?”
With that he slammed the door, walking over to the bathroom he slammed the door shut. I walked over tapping the bottle against the door.
“4 more shots eddy.”
He came out of the bathroom, still red in the face but not from anger. Sitting down we took a few more swings killing the bottle.
’t-t-tttt tell me eddy , whhhere did that fuck off come fffrom?“
’'The other voice …shhhhh”
We were laying on his floor looking up at the ceiling watching the green light flicker.
“oh oh oh eddy, I know your riddle.”
“yes, its love.”
He didn’t say anything just sat propped up on his elbow, staring at me.
“you are so beautiful, you know what let’s call Derek and tell him to fuck off.”
He got this excited look on his face, running for my phone. Trying to steal my phone back he dialed Derek, jumping on the bed I heard Derek answer.
“hello y/n? , listen I’m sorry.”
“im sorry this isnt y/n.”
“who is this?”
Snatching my phone from his hand, I hung up quickly.
“what the hell?’
He just smiled at me, he fell back onto his bed patting the area next to him.
’'lay with me y/n”
Walking over I laid next to him, reaching over I took off his glasses and placed them on my face.
“look eddy ”
Giving my best dork smile, I could see his smile, the brightest smile I have ever seen. He stared at me for a moment. His hand came up to my face brushing my hair away from my neck. His face looked so gentle, like the eddy I have known for so long, no matter how evil Gotham was, eddy always stayed good. giving him back his glasses, he placed them on the table, his hand never leaving my chin. Looking up at him as he smiled over me, made me never want to be sober again. Ed leaned down pulling my chin up with his hand. His lips landed on mine, his kiss gentle like he wasn’t sure. Once I kissed back, he put more into it. Deepening the kiss, his hand never leaving the side of my face. Once we broke for air, he kissed my forehead before pulling the pillows down to us.
“stay the night, I don’t want you to leave.”
I snuggled closer giving him my answer. Looking up I gave him one last kiss before slipping off into sleep. Waking up to ed making coffee. He was mumbling to himself.
'what if she doesn’t remember, then let it go, tell her.“
Without saying a word, I walked over.
’'good morning ed.”
Ed jumped startled by my voice.
I kissed him before he could even finish, his arms wrapped around my waist.
Clear, concise and to the point. She thought this was just meant to be cute and posessive, then she saw the shovel and bag of lime in My trunk.a mysoginist prick I may be, but I take the protection of My property very seriously.
Summary: You were an avid party goer, no surprise there. Moving out to LA at 18 was a decision your parents hated but there was no stopping you. Now 19, you were accustomed to waking up in a strangers house hungover, but you never regretted a single night in your life. When you met a lad by the name of Luke Hemmings and were introduced to his band; 5 Seconds of Summer, the parties became all the more interesting. Especially with his best mate, Ashton Irwin.
Tonight was no different than any other typical Friday night. The streets of LA were buzzing with excitement of various sorts. Everyone and anyone was out tonight without a care in the world looking to spend their money and night away with whoever volunteered. You included. Luke had invited you over to a giant house party he and his bandmates were hosting. You were excited to say the least. You and Luke had met through a mutual friend at a party around a year ago, ever since then you’ve maintained friendship with not only him, but his bandmates too. Michael, Calum and of course Ashton. There was no denying that you had a thing for both Ashton and Luke, them being the closets to you.
“Look who finally made it.” Luke greeted as you walked through the door, giving him a hug. “I’m literally an hour early.” You laughed as you greeted the three other boys, giving all of them a hug. Luke requested that you came over to help them set up since Cal and Mike would just “dick around the whole time” instead of actually setting up. Of course you agreed, happy that Luke thought of you. “So, where do I start?” You asked as you crossed your arms in front of you awaiting the task you have to tackle. “You can help me with the liquors.” Luke smirked as you began following him into the large kitchen, heading to the island that was situated in the middle. It already had a various array of different poisons along with a few cups scattered, packages on the ground. “There’s more in the basement of course.” He spoke as if he read your mind. “You know me too well, Hemmings.” You laughed as you picked up a few bottles quickly inspecting them and then arranging them neatly. Luke had gone over to the fridge to grab a bag of limes, and then fetched some salt. You chortled at him as he placed them down in front of you. “These are staple ingredients for every party.” He commented as you rolled your eyes playfully. “Whatever Hemmings.” You commented but proceeded to place the salt near the cups.
As the night went on, you became more and more tipsy having the time of your life with all the people who attended. It was only around eleven-thirty five at night when a giant group of you sat down in a huge circle, an empty beer bottle in the middle. Spin the bottle. You laughed to yourself at the childish game, but didn’t object. You were situated beside some random girl and Ashton on the other side while Luke was sitting directly across from you. “You sure daddy won’t mind if you play this?” You heard Ashton whisper in your ear as someone spun the bottle. You smirked as you looked over at him, “you know I’m not a good girl.” You said, fluttering your eyelashes, making him groan. See, you and Ashton had become more than friends per say. You were both lonely one night and decided to cheer each other up. Accidentally, you let it slip as you two were fore playing. Embarrassed at first, but Ashton had welcomed the term so skilfully, as if he had previous encounters with it. Although he enjoyed it just as much as you did, he would constantly tease you about. Subtly of course, none the less it was still prominent. You never minded it though, it was something the two of you shared making it your own. A wave of ‘ooo’s’ broke you out of your trance as you focused your attention on the bottle that had just landed on you, Luke being it’s spinner. You smirked as you cleared your throat, the two of you crawling into the middle of the circle as the game instructed. He wore a smug smirk on his face as he was now just an inch away from your lips. “What are you waiting for Hemmings?” You quietly teased before he connected his lips to yours in a deep kiss, earning various cheers and claps from the audience. When he pulled away you were left with the subtle taste of spearmint and vodka and lime, a weird but wonderful mixture. Retreating, he made sure to drop a quick wink before you gripped the bottle giving it a quick spin as it landed on a random guy, quickly kissing him you made your way back to your spot beside Ashton. The rest of the game you couldn’t keep your eyes off of Luke, him catching you a few times but he never seemed to mind. “Got your eye on lover boy?” Ashton smirked as he spun the bottle. “Maybe.” You said slyly as the bottle landed in between you and Ashton as he smirked. “Pucker up.” You teased as he pulled you in, a hand on your cheek another on your waist. His kiss was much more passionate than Luke’s, but equal in length. Him on the other hand, tasted like whiskey and salt more than anything else. The game continued for a few more spins before horny angsty teens went their own ways with their own intentions, leaving you with Luke, Ashton and a few other random people. You stood up to grab yourself another drink, Ashton following you. “So, Luke?” Ashton asked as he reached over you for the rum. “I never placed you as a Luke girl.” He commented as he placed the rum bottle down, now reaching for the Coke. “Oh really? Which girl did you place me as then?” You challenged as he finished mixing his drink. “Me.” He smirked as he took a sip of his drink, licking his lips. “Never said I wasn’t.” You winked before walking back over to where Luke was sitting with a few other girls.
Now one in the morning you were only just beginning to have fun. Teasing both Luke and Ashton and stringing a few other boys on, just for the fun of it. “Can we have a word with you?” Luke spoke from behind you, making you turn around to face him and Ashton. “’course.” You giggled a little too tipsy, grabbing your cup they set it down on the counter and made you follow them upstairs. The alcohol pumping through your veins made this all the more intense as they led you into Ashton’s room. “Have a seat.” Ashton said, motioning to the bed. You did as you were instructed, having to jump a little to get onto the large bed. You were confused at what they were about to say but that didn’t lessen the excitement you had. “So,” Luke began as he paced over to where you were sitting, “Ashton here, has told me something about you I never would’ve guessed.” He smirked as he went to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear. “Some very naughty things.” He added as he bent down to whisper in your ear making you breath hitch. “Turns out, you and Ashton have been indulging in behaviour I feel as though I should’ve been included in.” He explained as he turned around to Ashton, who was now coming over to stand beside Luke. “Did he now?” You smirked your sudden burst of confidence coming solely from the alcohol you been consuming. “It’s about time.” You said as you stood up, wrapping your arms around Ashton neck, pulling him into a kiss. Surprising him at first but his arms wrapping around your waist soon after. Without saying a word you stepped back turning your head in the direction of Luke, stepping over to him and doing the same to him as with Ashton. “Let’s get the party started.” You smirked as you removed your shirt and helped yourself onto the bed. “Oh no baby girl, you don’t make the rules here.” Ashton growled as he got up onto the bed, Luke following. Luke on the right and Ashton on the left. “Fine.” You said defeated. “What are the rules?” You questioned, propping yourself on your elbows. “Well first off, you will only refer to us as daddy. Understood?” Ashton asked as you looked between him and Luke, nodding your head. “Good.” He commented. “Second, no coming unless we say so.” Luke added with a smirk as you nodded your head. “And lastly, the safe word is red.” Ashton said, stressing the word ‘red’ so you were aware of it. “Okay.” You said quietly. “Say the safe word.” Luke asked nicely making sure you really knew it. “Red.” You said as they both nodded. “Now can we start?” You begged as they both let out a chuckle. “Looks like someone’s a little needy, don’t you think?” Luke said to Ashton who was eyeing your breasts. “I think someone needs to learn some patience.” He smirked at Luke, who agreed. As Luke reconnected your lips in a kiss, Ashton’s hands travelled down to your pants unbuttoning them and sliding them off of you. “Would you look at that, she’s already soaking.” Ashton praised as Luke pulled away smirking. “Baby girl just couldn’t stop thinking of us.” He teased as he pulled of his shirt, Ashton following. You felt Ashton’s fingers come in contact with your clothed clit as you let out a gasp, your hands flying to Luke’s arms. “So responsive.” Luke humbled as he connected his lips with your neck, sucking harshly, sure to leave marks. You let out a moan as Ashton moved your panties to the side, running a finger through your wetness, collecting it. Luke’s hands moved to unclasp your bra, freeing your breasts. “You’re so fucking beautiful.” He admired as he attached his lips onto your right nipple, sucking at it harshly making you squirm. “Oh god.” You breathed as Ashton continued to stimulate your clit. Luke now switching to the other breast. “She tastes so fucking good.” Ashton commented as Luke’s head shot up, looking down to where Ashton was. He slowly turned all his attention to your core as Ashton switched spots with him. Ashton went back to massaging your breaths and leaving marks all over them making you hiss as he bit at the sensitive skin. Your hips bucked at the sudden pleasure Luke had caused you. Pushing two fingers in as he rubbed lazy circles on your clit with his thumb. “You like that?” He teased as you let out a moan, relishing in the feeling of his fingers. “Oh god yes, god yes daddy.” You groaned as he began curling his fingers as Ashton squeezed your breasts. Your hands reached out to Ashton’s thigh as you squeezed it lightly, making your way up to where a tent was forming. He let out a groan as you lightly squeezed him. Ashton’s hands left your breasts as he quickly unzipped his pants and shimmed out of them, leaving him in only his boxers. “Fuck I need to taste you.” Luke said as you felt his warm tongue lick a stripe up your core, his cool lip ring making you shiver slightly. His strong hands held your thighs apart as he continued eating you out, his tongue flicking over your clit. Your hand was still gripping Ashton’s thigh, leaving little crescent shapes all over it. You opened your eyes to meet Ashton’s closed ones as his hand pumped his member slowly. “No, no, let me.” You moaned as he opened his eyes as soon as your hand covered his. Letting go he moved closer to your face as you slowly began pumping him again, as he let out small whimpers. You licked the tip as he elicited a loud growl before taking as much of him into your mouth. “Fuck just like that baby girl.” He praised as you began bobbing your head. Luke’s tongue mixed with his fingers now as he curled them, hitting your g-spot making your hum around Ashton’s throbbing cock, sending waves of pleasure through him. It wasn’t long before Ashton had pulled out of your mouth, panting and on the verge of coming. “Not yet baby girl.” He panted as you frowned but gripped his hand as Luke began edging you closer to your climax, then ceasing all his movements making you whine. Luke was still dressed from the waist down, erection evident. You sat up and crawled over to him, undoing his buttons and pulling his pants down for him along with his boxers. Luke wasn’t nearly as wide as Ashton, but he was longer which was no surprise to you. He sucked in a breath as you moved your hand along his shaft, tilting his head back. You kissed his tip before licking a stripe from the base all the way back to the tip and putting him into your mouth, earning a loud groan from him. “Oh god, yes.” He moaned as you felt Ashton’s fingers inside you making you groan. You felt your release come once again, as your legs began to tremble before Ashton stopped his actions, just like Luke did. Pulling off of Luke you looked up at him with doey innocent eyes before Ashton flipped you over. “Don’t think for one second you can fool us baby girl.” He smirked as he peppered kisses over your breasts as Luke grabbed a condom from one of the drawers. “Hands and knees princess.” Luke instructed as you did what you were told. Without warning Luke slid into you making you groan at his length while Ashton tapped your mouth with his cock, as you opened it taking him into your mouth once again. Luke started off slow but picked up his pace as Ashton began fucking your mouth, the two of them groaning. Luke moved his hand to your clit, massaging it quickly, the knot in your stomach forming once again. Ashton pulled your hair in a makeshift pony tail as you continued to suck him off. “Such a slut.” Luke moaned as he thrust into you deeper. “Taking two daddies at once.” Ashton commented as he let out a moan with your name. “Bet you dream about this every night.” Luke teased as you felt the knot grow bigger and bigger. “And now you’re gonna come, all for us.” Luke chuckled, “isn’t that right?” He teased, pushing you over the edge as you let out a groan, which pushed Ashton over the edge. Spurting hot loads down your throat as Luke quickly came after with a loud groan. The three of you collapsed sweating and breathless.
“That’s gotta happen again.” You laughed as you all began redressing yourselves. “God yes.” Ashton and Luke agreed at the same time making you laugh a little. “I’ll tell you, that was by far the best sex I’ve ever had.” You admitted as you examined your neck. “Luke, Ashton!” You groaned as you turned back to them snickering. “How am I supposed to cover this up?!” You asked rhetorically at the hickey’s that littered your neck, trailing down to your breasts. “Not our problem.” Luke smirked as he did the last button of his jeans. “Kinda is yeah.” You chided as you crossed your arms over your chest. “Relax baby, think of it as a memoir of this night.” Ashton joked and as mad as you may have been you couldn’t help but let out a chuckle. “Whatever, I’m getting the both of you next time.” You warned as you all stepped out of the bedroom and joined the rest of the party downstairs, earning a few high fives.
The story of Relisha Rudd has haunted Washington, D.C., for more than two years. On Feb. 26, 2014, the 8-year-old disappeared from the homeless shelter where she was living with her family, and she still has not been found.
She was last seen in March 2014 in the company of Kahlil Malik Tatum, a 51-year-old janitor who worked at the shelter and was known to frequent the company of other small girls living there.
Tatum’s body was found in a D.C. park on March 31, 2014, apparently having died by suicide after killing his wife. He had recently been spotted at a nearby store buying industrial-size garbage bags and lime, which can be used to decompose dead bodies, according to the New York Daily News.
For some inexplicable reason, I decided to walk the six miles home from Central London yesterday along the riverside. By the time I was two miles away, legs seizing up (I am very unfit) there was only one thing I wanted when I got home - a large glass of freshly made sweet lime. If you haven’t had the pleasure of trying this on a visit to India, I strongly urge you to make it next time you pass a bag of limes at the supermarket. It’s the most refreshing drink you can think of, which is probably why it’s so popular in India, and like lassi, you can have it sweet or salted (though you’d put a good pinch of salt in the sweet version too). My grandmother makes an excellent version of this, which I’ve adapted to the recipe below.
Don’t be put off by the sugar free label at the top of this post - I dislike artificial sweeteners intensely, but am a complete convert to xylitol after cooking with it on a shoot for Daisy Lowe last year. Xylitol is natural birch sugar, and very good for your teeth - who knew? And best of all, you’d never know it wasn’t real sugar from the taste of it, which is more than you can say for aspartame based products. So if you want to guzzle litres of this without fear for your teeth, or are making it for a diabetic friend, do get hold of the xylitol, which is readily available from Sainsbury’s, otherwise just substitute sugar.
Start off by juicing 7 limes over a sieve into a measuring jug - you should have about 160ml. Weigh out 100g xylitol (or sugar) into a saucepan along with the zest of one lime, and add enough water to just cover the xylitol. Stir the mixture on a low heat for about 4 minutes, until the crystals have dissolved completely into a syrup. Let the syrup cool down a bit, then pour almost all of it into the lime juice, along with ½ pint cold water and a large pinch of salt. Give it a good stir, and add more salt and syrup to taste. Chill and serve over ice. You will want more than one glass….
“…what about one where Meryl is pregnant and in labor but Maks is away on a promotional trip.” Anon
Man y’all are baby crazy lately! Don’t drink the water! lol. I decided I would have treat you to another baby fic especially with the amount in my ask! This could be considered the follow up to “Like Us” as well! I hope y’all enjoy! Love you! Always- J.
It’s come to my attention via an anon post on shitmeateaterssay that the vegan diet is looked at as too expensive and that posting/spouting plant-based propaganda could be considered offensive as it shames poor people for not being able to afford to be vegan. Apparently, us tree-hugging hippie types are all up in Whole Foods buying $15 faux chicken and driving off in our BMWs. MAKE IT RAIN, AMIRITE?
I’d like to speak to this because I feel that 1. Many people don’t even consider becoming veg because they think they can’t afford it and 2. These people are so wrong it hurts my brain a little.
Let’s do a price break down on the recipe I posted yesterday, as an example:
1 Sweet Potato = $.50 1 Onion = $.50 1c of Quinoa = $.25 1 Poblano = $1.25 1 clove of garlic = (oh shit, there’s so much math happening) $.10 1 pineapple = $2.50 ½ bunch of cilantro = $.98 1tsp vinegar = $.05 ½ lime = $.25 1tsp tajin = $.05 1 bag yellow corn tortillas = $3.50
GRAND TOTAL = $9.93 This batch made roughly 4 meals for 2 people = $2.48 per meal, $1.24 per person. And what’s more? The nutritional bang for your buck here is OUTRAGEOUS, quinoa alone is packed with protein, it’s got amino acids for days, that shit has anti-inflammatory properties like BAM.
Now let’s compare that to the taco yo average American momma makes you:
GRAND TOTAL = $15.85 (DAMN, SON! I didn’t even include sour cream) Assuming that’s 4 meals (I doubt it would be more than 2, but I’ll humor you) for 2 people = $3.96 a meal, $1.98 a person. So here’s the thing about these, they are PACKED with bad fats, sodium, cholesterol, etc. and the protein (that everyone is always raving about in meat) is the same (14g per 100g) as quinoa. There is absolutely NO nutritional bang for our buck here, anything gained from your added veg is wiped away by your greasy meat and cheese. Sad day.
If I went out and bought fake meat, fake cheese, fake sour cream, etc. would my tacos have been catastrophically expensive? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS, but they would also be mad unhealthy.
When we’re talking about nourishing people on a budget a plant-based diet is the way to go. This notion that vegans are all preachy, holier-than-thou assholes who just get off on making omnivores feel like shit about themselves is beyond erroneous, this (seemingly) new argument that we are out “poor-shaming” people is just offensive and, in my opinion, is just a way for people to hate vegans for a “good reason” when in reality this argument is almost sadder than “I didn’t climb to the top of the food chain just to eat cabbage."
The build up to the big New Year’s party had been great. Coming back to Buxton from Christmas in Tallahassee with his family was a relief and a half. His first high after returning to the campus had felt like heaven - it’s not that he didn’t love spending time with his family, it was the emotions that the Christmas season brought to the surface about his brother. That, mixed with having to remain sober was never something he could out and enjoy.
By the time it had gotten dark and every one were in their various places around the building - around the bonfire outside, in the kitchen, the living room and undoubtedly, a few would be upstairs occupying the bedrooms - Jude was floating on a clouded high and half way through his bottle of tequila. It’s not that he’d been having it alone. He was carrying around a bag of limes and a salt shaker for a fun little game called lick-sip-suck. When Jude turned a corner he almost ran straight into Julian, though it took him a moment to realise who it was.