lilo imagine

The Tale of How JungKook did not end up dead for calling Jin old so many times.

Jin: *dragging JungKook out of this house cause he is evil as fuck.*

Taehyung: *not gonna let this shit happen.* 

Taehyung: You can’t do this, he is ohana!

Jin: *sighs and closes the door.*

JungKook: *confused as fuck.*

Taehyung: Ohana is family and family means nobody gets left behind-

Jin: or forgotten. yeah yeah i know.

JungKook: *still trying to understand what the fuck is going on.*

*Callux, standing next to Calfreezy an inch from touching him*
Calfreezy: He’s touching me. He’s touching me!
Callux: I’m not touching you.
Calfreezy: You’re touching me!
Callux: Not touching you.
Calfreezy: Touching me!
Callux: It’s free air, Calfreezy.
Calfreezy: *slaps Callux*
Tobi: *holding the two back while they yell at each other*
DQW: Lilo and Stitch

Disney Quote Writing

Request: “Hello!!! I was wondering if I could request a Spencer Reid x Reader imagine with the lilo and stitch quote about about how lilo read nanis diary and tells the guy Nani likes about it? I can’t give u the direct quote ATM😂😂😂 THANKS AND I LOVE THIS DISNEY QUOTED THINGS” - @kzizzle1905 

“Number 3 from lilo and stitch with Spencer Reid where the readers friend/roommate is talking to Reid and he says he doesnt think the reader likes him??????” - anon

Quote: “Don’t worry. She likes your butt and your fancy hair. I know, I read her diary.” -Lilo

(A/N): I am so happy I got a request for this! I thought everyone just ignored it ;). I’m happy to work on this, it works really relaxing. So, thank you for your request! 

Originally posted by hisirishsoufflegirl

Y/n sighted as she ran a hand through her damp hair, glancing over at Sophie. Sophie wiggled her eyebrows and smirked. 

“No, I am not ‘trying to have sex’ with Spencer.” 

“Come on, don’t lie! He is super hot and smart. I bet he’s good in bed.” Her smirk reformed. “Besides, I know you like him.” Y/n raised an eyebrow, she couldn’t know. 

“You haven’t even met him.” Sophie shrugged. 

“I know you do, you think he is hot.” Y/n chuckled and shook her head. However, a knock on the door prevented her from answering. Y/n gave Sophie a look before getting up. She knew it had to be the food. But it was Spencer. A blush rose to her cheeks. 

“Hello, come in.” Spencer smiled awkwardly when he noticed he was early. 

“Just get the food, God damnit!” Sophie shouted. Y/n could hear her getting closer. When her head poked around the corner, she grinned. 

“Oh, it’s the famous Spencer.” She stepped in the hall. “I’m Sophie. I’m sure you’ve heard a lot about me.” 

“I actually haven’t.” Y/n shoved Spencer. Sophie looked at Y/n. 

“Well, in that case I have to tell you a lot. Y/n, go fix your hair. And your clothes. You look like a garbage can.” Spencer looked weirdly at Sophie, he was about to tell her she couldn’t really look like a garbage can. Y/n chuckled, knowing what he wanted to say. 

“Come on, Spencer. Let the lady dress herself properly and brush her hair or something. We need to talk.” Sophie was a really social and talkative girl, Y:n wondered if Spencer could handle her. 

Sophie had already grabbed Spencers wrist, something Y/n was sure that made him uncomfortable. However, he didn’t say anything and followed the wave of jumping, short, blonde hair. Y/n followed them, just to go to the bathroom. 

“So, Spencer. Tell me, what are your plans for today?” Sophie asked as she placed down a glass of water for him. 

“Didn’t she tell you? JJ’s surprise party. It’s at the beach, so we will have to drive a little bit longer.” Sophie smiled. 

“That sounds fun.” She waited for a few seconds and grinned, leaning in. “Now, tell me, what do you think of Y/n?” Spencer grew red, and Sophie didn’t seem to notice that. 

“She is kind and really good at her job.” Spencer stuttered, leaning a little bit back. 

“Is that everything?” 

“No, she is funny and has more water in her blood than the average person.” Spencer followed. Sophie giggled. 

“How do you know that?” She shook her head. “Never mind. But funny? She isn’t funny.” Spencer shrugged. 

“Sometimes she is.” Sophie grinned. 

“You like her, don’t you.” She didn’t even ask it, she just knew. 

“It doesn’t matter. She probably doesn’t like me.” Sophie grinned and leaned back in her chair. 

“Don’t worry. She likes you butt and fancy hair. I know, I read her diary.” Sophie winked as Spencers eyes grew wide. 

Before he could answer, a smirking Y/n stood in the door opening. Her hair fell natural and her eyes were defined by light make-up. Her lips were vibrant red, something that fit well with her black dress and just as red shoes. 

“I’m sorry it took me so long, I’m ready now.” The smirk changed into a smile when her eyes shifted to Spencer. She took her small bag and nodded. 

“I am ready to go.” Sophie patted Spencers shoulder. 

“Good to meet you. Enjoy the party.” She smirked at Y/n. “And you, be a good girl, okay?” Y/n rolled her eyes and blew a kiss to Sophie. 

“Whatever you say.” 


Spencer was driving, since he knew the way. He felt slightly awkward, knowing Y/n liked him, but she had never given him hints, her body language never really changed. 

“Why are you so quiet?” Y/n asked. When Spencer glanced at her, he saw the smile that made his knees weak. 

“Just thinking about the party.” Spencer was a pretty good liar, but he knew Y/n was a profiler, and he suspected she knew he was lying. 

“Right. Well, can we make this less awkward, please?” She chuckled. “I’ll put on some music.” She took her phone out her bag and grinned widely as she pressed the play button. Spencer chuckled when he heard the disney song. He shook his head. 

“I thought you were supposed to be an adult, grown up and stuff.” Y/n rolled her eyes. 

“Like you are. Liar.” She grinned. “Besides, something needs to be fun this ride.” 


The party was really going, drinks were spilled everywhere, people were getting drunker with the minute. Y/n felt herself loosening up as she danced. She was getting really drunk. 

“Spencer!” She called out over hiccups. “Come dance with me!” Spencer himself was pretty drunk, too. He didn’t understand why, since it was supposed to be a classy party. Things went wrong when Derek gave JJ a whole lot of booze. 

Spencer moved to Y/n. “You know I can’t dance.” 

“Do I look like I care?” She grinned as she started to move her body, tugging Spencers arm, making him at least move a little bit. “Work that fine ass!” She laughed, the filter over her mouth gone. Spencer blushed. 

“Fine ass?” 

“Don’t act like you didn’t know that.” 

“Do you think my hair looks fancy, too?” He grinned, loosening up, the alcohol taking over. 

“How do you know?” Y/n sounded surprised as she danced a little bit less aggressive. 

“I talked to Sophie, and she can read.” 

Y/n blushed and stopped dancing. “Oh gosh, she didn’t.” Spencer smiled. 

“Yes she did. But I don’t mind.” He whispered, leaning in. Y/n giggled. 

“Why don’t you show me, then?” For once, the no filter worked in her advantage. Spencer did. He led her away from the improvised dance floor. 

“Now, what do you want me to show you?” Y/n smirked, taking the lead. She wrapped her arms around his neck, pulling him a closer, his ear by her lips. 

“Why don’t we start with some lip action?” She whispered, pulling back and slamming her lips against his. He didn’t gasp in surprise, like she had expected, he grabbed her face and let a hand run through her hair. Y/n lost control when Spencer lightly grabbed her bottom lip with his teeth. A moan left her lips, her knees felt weak and she almost fell. Spencer seemed to notice, and not breaking the kiss, he pulled her waist closer to his body. 

Both of them were short of breath when they pulled away. 

“You know, I didn’t expect that.” Spencer breathed. They both felt much more sober now. 

“I hope it was better.” She mumbled, pulling him in for another kiss. 

So sometimes, it is good to read someones diary and tell. Sometimes being drunk ends good. And sometimes roommates can be a pain in the butt. But in the end, love finds it way. 

Another day in the BTS House...

Jimin: *Touches JungKook.*

JungKook: He’s touching me!

Jimin: *still touching JungKook.* I’m not touching you!

JungKook: *screaming* AAAH HE IS TOUCHING ME!

Jimin: Not touching. *actually still touching the maknae.*

JungKook: *screaming more*  TOUCHING ME!!

Jin: *almost killing himself for some peace.*

anonymous asked:

How would UT and UF bros react to going over to his crush's house and they don't answer the door so he gets worried and just walks in bc it's unlocked and they're just... sitting in the floor smoking a bunch of weed and listening to Elvis Presley's heartbreak hotel and the look at the skel and say "Leave me alone to die" (sorry for this lilo and stitch reference)

UT!Sans

He actually finds the situation mildly hilarious. Maybe he’s just laughing from relief. He’s not sure, but he goes over and joins his crush in their Presley melancholy. He won’t do much, just hang around, crack a few jokes, show em some memes, steal some weed… by the end of it though, he’s sure he made his crush feel better. Admittedly, he’s kind of worried so he stays with them longer after the song had been put off and the weed all smoked. He brings them out for dinner and won’t stop his shenanigans until he’s sure they’re laughing for real.

UT!Pap

He goes into instant mothering mode. He’s extremely worried and he outwardly shows it. Obviously he’s not leaving them now! He won’t let them die!! He has to save them!!!!! The first thing he does is take away their weed because he strongly disapproves of smoking of any sort. He’d change their music to something… less depressing… and drag em to the kitchen for some cooking. They don’t have to participate. Pap knows from experience that people cheer up immensely just by watching him cook. Though he can’t figure out why, he thinks, as he flips a pancake onto the ceiling and tries to scale the window to get it down while his crush giggles. He knows why, he might be overdoing things just to make them laugh.

UF!Sans

Honestly, he kind of busted in there in a panic when they wouldn’t answer the door. He sees them on the floor and he kind of just full on smacks himself in the face. But honestly, same. He relates. He ends up stealing a blunt then chilling with them for a good ol depression party. He honestly sucks at cheering people up, but he’s not leaving his crush alone by a long shot. Just in case. Maybe he can’t pull them into a good mood, but the next best thing is feeling like trash together. Just invite Napstablook and Burgerpants and you’ve got a full out Depression Disco Party.

UF!Pap

He scoffs at them, thinking they’re acting ridiculous. Though he is kind of worried about their wellbeing. He’s not sure what to do. He can’t exactly comfort them all soft and cuddly like. No, he’s got to stay cool and tough if he’s ever going to win their favour. He ends up just sticking around their house instead of leaving, maybe would put the TV on. He’d try to snap them out of whatever they’re in by telling them they’re acting irrational and ridiculous, which of course does not help. If things escalate, he’d try awkward there, theres and stiff patting. In the end he’ll just get them a gift hoping it would cheer them up.

The Marauders + Disney quotes
  • The group: "'Ohana' means 'family',and 'family' means that no one gets left behind or forgotten." -Lilo,Lilo and Stitch
  • The group: "To infinity and beyond." -Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story
  • James: "Sometimes the right path is the easiest one." -Grandmother Willow,Pocahontas
  • James: "When I look at you, I can feel it.When I look at you,I'm home." -Dory,Finding Nemo
  • Sirius: "But, oh, to be free! To be my own master.Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world." -Genie,Aladdin
  • Sirius: "Ah yes, the past can hurt.But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it." Rafiki,The Lion King
  • Remus: "You don't have to be timid.You must be bold and daring." -Lumière,Beauty and the Beast
  • Remus: "If you're scared, just be scarier than whatever is scaring you." -Thumper,Bambi
  • Peter: "Our fate lives within us;you only have to be brave enough to see it." -Merida,Brave
  • Peter: "How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard." -Winnie The Pooh
  • Severus: "Some people are worth melting for." -Olaf,Frozen
  • Severus: "It never hurts to keep looking for sunshine." Eyeore, Winnie The Pooh
  • Lily: "The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all." -The Emperor, Mulan
  • Lily: "Do you stop believing in the moon, just because the sun comes up?." -Jack Frost,Rise Of The Guardians
  • Regulus: "A true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart." -Zeus,Hercules
  • Regulus: "You can leave.I'll remember you,I remember everyone that leaves." -Lilo, Lilo and Stitch