lilly--evans

Sirius Black was the calm before the storm, that sharp intake of breath, the intoxicating feeling of euphoria as you throw your middle finger up in the air and scream fuck the world! He was leather jackets and bruised knuckles. The telltale muted thrum as you pass a concert venue. He was all about soft moans and gentle touches behind closed doors. The pale curve of a back against worn out sheets, innocent and challenging at the same time. Grey eyes that could burn your eyes and lips that could soothe the aches of a bad night. He was dangerously proud and confident but ridiculously understanding and loyal. Sirius Black was a contradiction in every sense of the word.

Remus Lupin was the smell of earth after rain, the warmth you feel when you hold a cup of cocoa on a cold night, the thrill that runs down your spine each time you enter a library and the comfort of sweater paws. He was also a hurricane when he was writhing in the sheets, silver scars glowing something fierce against soft skin. A mouth full of lightning that looks like sin but feels like heaven, with fingertips that drew lines of fire down a lover’s throat, thin hips with edges that could cut but instead, tasted of the sweetest things and a smattering of freckles in between his shoulder blades that spelled out hope, love and something that was a little too wild to comprehend. Remus Lupin was the boy who refused to give up on a world that gave up on him.

4

this is the family harry deserved.

no if’s, and’s or but’s. 

harry deserved to watch his dad cheer from the crowd at his quidditch championship game 

harry deserved to visit sirius’ house on the nights when he felt like he couldn’t escape the stress of growing up and being a wizard 

harry deserved to gather ron and hermione for after curfew study sessions in remus’ classroom where they tried different types of chocolates 

harry deserved to pack up the baked goods his mother had made the night before to take on the hogwarts express to share with his friends 

harry deserved to see something as simple as riches and candy when he looked into the Mirror of Erised

mbti celebrity types

INFJ

Hugh Grant - Carl Gustav Jung - Niels Bohr - Ryan Gosling - 

 Andy Samberg - Enya - Jamie Bell - Larry Page - J.K. Rowling - Nicolas Cage 

- Florence Welch - Heath Ledger - Chris Martin - Jim Sturgess - 

Emma Watson - Martin Luther King, Jr. - Simone de Beauvoir - Agatha Christie

- Marilyn Manson - Al Pacino - Adrien Brody - Cate Blanchett - Blake Jenner

- Michelle Pfeiffer - Rooney Mara - Carey Mulligan - David Schwimmer - 

Tilda Swinton - Joanna Newsom - Sufjan Stevens - George Harrison - 

Jennifer Connelly - Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Michelle Williams - Zoella -

Jena Malone - Logan Lerman - Noah Taylor - Dylan Minnette - Justin Long -

Ginnifer Goodwin - Chiwetel Ejiofor - John Boyega - Shawn Mendes - 

Nick Jonas - Hilary Duff - Liam Hemsworth - Mike Bailey - Danielle Panabaker 

- Rupert Grint - Britt Robertson - Millie Bobby Brown - Shannon Purser -  

Mara Wilson - Tessa Violet - Alexis Bledel - Mark Ferris - Cory Monteith - 

Kevin McHale - Aurora Aksnes - Felicity Jones - Allison Raskin - 

Tegan Rain Quin - Dan Howell - Jack Harries - Scott Hoying


ENFJ 

Zooey Deschanel - Nelson Mandela - Oprah Winfrey - Nigella Lawson - Bono -

Helena Bonham Carter - Bradley Cooper - Jennifer Lawrence - 

Dakota Fanning - Michael Moore - Zack de la Rocha - Chris Hemsworth - 

Chris Evans - Chris Pratt - Nat Wolff - Rachel Weisz - Jack Black - 

- Anjelica Huston - Jessie J - Gabbie Hanna - Eddie Vedder - Avi Kaplan -

Demi Lovato - Peter Jackson - Sam Claflin - Geena Davis - James Corden 

- Drake - Nina Dobrev - Victoria Justice - Gaten Matarazzo - Bridgit Mendler 

- Kirsten Vangsness - Bernie Sanders - Mike Shinoda - Serj Tankian - 

Hannah Hart - Chester See - Jonghyun ( Shinee ) - Eddie Murphy - 

Thomas Sanders - Nicholas Hoult - Ella Henderson - Ashlee Simpson - 

Kelly Rowland - Hayden Panettiere - Chord Overstreet - Kate Winslet - 

Emily VanCamp - Saoirse Ronan


INTJ

Jude Law - Friedrich Nietzsche - Mark Zuckerberg - Isaac Newton -

Nikola Tesla - Stephen Hawking - Jean-Paul Sartre - James Cameron -

Annie Clark - Ashley Olsen - Jay-Z - Patrick Stewart - Daniel Day-Lewis -

Jason Bateman - Lucy Liu - Demi Moore - Simon Cowell - Kate Bosworth -

Cillian Murphy - Orlando Bloom - Ludacris - Hugh Laurie - Adam Brody -

Zedd - Frankie Muniz - Douglas Booth - Tom Felton - Joe Sugg - Krystal Jung

- Minho ( Shinee ) - FKA Twigs - Melanie Martinez - Eugene Lee Yang - 

Jordana Brewster - Adam Levine - Zendaya - Maggie Q - Sinéad O'Connor - 

Jeremy Irons - Christina Ricci - Kevin Spacey - Michael Pitt - Wes Bentley


ENTJ

Denzel Washington - Pink - Macklemore - Bill Gates - George Clooney - 

Charlize Theron - Adele - Tea Leoni - Katharine Hepburn - Cobie Smulders -

Prince William - Idris Elba - Ben Affleck - Casey Affleck - Zoe Saldana - 

Ryan Reynolds - Chris Pine - Jamie Foxx - Jason Lee - Lenny Kravitz -

Fairuza Balk - Kate McKinnon - Rose Byrne - Penn Badgley - Leighton Meester

- Chad Kroeger - Aaron Taylor-Johnson - Elizabeth Olsen - Miles Teller 

- Camila Cabello - Calvin Harris - Peter Dinklage - Annette Bening - 

Kat Dennings - Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Willa Holland - Lzzy Hale

- Brendon Urie - Naomi Scott - Lilly Singh - Philip DeFranco - Evan Edinger - 

Melanie Lynskey - Safiya Nygaard - Anton Yelchin - Sharon Stone - 

Kate Middleton - Naya Rivera - Jennifer Lopez - Annie Lennox


INTP

Steven Spielberg - Albert Einstein - Charles Darwin - Robyn - Dan Fogler

- Sergey Brin - Jesse Eisenberg - Charlotte Gainsbourg - Sigourney Weaver - 

Tina Fey - Andreas Scholl - George R.R. Martin - Nicolas Winding Refn - 

Adam Driver - Louis C.K. - Emily Blunt - Anna Kendrick - Josh Radnor - 

Sandra Bullock - Daniel Radcliffe - Dylan O'Brien - Emma Roberts - 

Sara Paxton - Jonah Hill - Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Seth Rogen - 

Michael Cera - Kristen Wiig - Kaley Cuoco - Emma Stone - Asa Butterfield 

- Piper Perabo - That Poppy - Jim Chapman - Amber Liu - Link Neal - 

Dakota Blue Richards - Alexander Arnold - Ashley Tisdale - Patrick Fugit 

- Shawna Howson - John Cusack - Meg Ryan - Paul Dano - Emile Hirsch - 

Zach Galifianakis - Jason Biggs


ENTP 

Barack Obama - Robert Downey Jr. - Stephen Fry - Amy Poehler - 

Gillian Anderson - Rose McGowan - Paris Hilton - Robbie Williams - 

Mads Mikkelsen - Jessica Chastain - Ellen DeGeneres - Jack White - 

Shia LaBeouf - Amy Schumer - Julia Roberts - Colin Farrell - Samantha Morton

- Philip Seymour Hoffman - Amy Poehler - Jason Sudeikis - Sia - Kerli - 

Ian McKellen - Elizabeth Banks - Natalie Dormer - Eva Green - Mia Kirshner - 

Katherine Moennig - Judi Dench - Glenn Close - Paul Bettany - Kim Basinger -

Alan Rickman - Mark Pellegrino - Matthew Modine - Traci Lords - 

Grace Helbig - Victoria Song - Debbie Harry - Andrew Scott - Lee Pace - 

Bill Nighy - Rebel Wilson - Julie Benz - Jonny Lee Miller - Onision - Markiplier - 

Shane Dawson - Gene Wilder - Rory Cochrane - Laura Pergolizzi - 

Patrick Wilson - Kaya Scodelario - Tom Hanks - Steve Martin - Lauren Jauregui

- Jonathan Rhys Meyers - Peter Sarsgaard - Dustin Hoffman - Lena Olin -

Mikael Persbrandt - Katherine Waterston - Kiefer Sutherland - Tim Robbins - 

Tana Mongeau - Kate Beckinsale - Frank Langella - Mena Suvari - Jim Carrey

- Kevin Costner - Iggy Azalea - Karina Lombard


INFP

 George Orwell - J.R.R. Tolkien - C.S. Lewis - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

- Edgar Allan Poe - Franz Kafka - Vincent van Gogh - William Shakespeare -

Jim Morrison - Kurt Cobain - Ian Curtis - Robert Smith - Johnny Depp -

Tim Burton - Bill Watterson - Bjork - Fiona Apple - Thom Yorke - Morrissey

- David Lynch - Andy Warhol - Andrew Garfield - Mia Wasikowska -

Mary-Kate Olsen - Regina Spektor - Lana Del Rey - Julianne Moore -

Carly Rae Jepsen - Winona Ryder - Freddie Highmore - Emilia Clarke -  

Elle Fanning - Christina Hendricks - Jaden Smith - Elijah Wood -

Dominic Monaghan - Emilie de Ravin - Hannah Murray - Bonnie Wright 

- Natalia Dyer - Charlie Heaton - Noah Schnapp - Troye Sivan - 

Matthew Gray Gubler - Princess Diana - Audrey Tautou - Sara Bareilles

- Lee Tae-min - Marzia Bisognin - Hank Green - Dodie Clark - Sara Quin

- Savannah Brown - Chandler Riggs - Bill Kaulitz - John Legend - 

Emily Browning - Audrey Hepburn - Matthew Morrison - Birdy - Igor Hiller - 

Hugh Dancy - Gregory Smith - Jen Ruggirello - Tracy Chapman 



ENFP

Claire Danes - Will Smith - Jennifer Jason Leigh - Gwyneth Paltrow - 

Oscar Wilde - Aldous Huxley - Umberto Eco - Anne Frank - Walt Disney - 

Osho - Salvador Dali - George Carlin - Ricky Gervais - Robin Williams -  

Gwen Stefani - Brittany Murphy - Brie Larson - Portia de Rossi -  

Ewan McGregor - Jamie Lee Curtis - Kate Hudson - Jimmy Fallon - 

Kristen Bell - Minnie Driver - Melissa Benoist - Stanley Tucci -

Willow Smith - Lorde - Susan Sarandon - Alfie Deyes - Steve Carell

- Luna ( f(x) ) - Janis Joplin - Alanis Morissette - Martin Freeman - 

Calista Flockhart - Jane Lynch - Gaby Dunn - Mary Steenburgen - Lili Taylor - 

Shakira - Caroline Dhavernas - Elisabeth Shue - Diego Luna - Amanda Peet - 

Julie Delpy - Louise Pentland - Elise Bauman - Bette Midler - Paul Giamatti - 

Sally Field - Emmy Rossum - Ryan Seacrest - Louis Tomlinson - Leisha Hailey


ISTP

Trent Reznor - Robert Pattinson - Steve Jobs - Clint Eastwood -

Stanley Kubrick - Frank Zappa - Harrison Ford - Eminem - Christian Bale

- Scarlett Johansson - Ellen Page - Kristen Stewart - Snoop Dogg -

Bruce Lee - Daniel Craig - Kate Mara - Ralph Fiennes - Alexander Skarsgård -

Keanu Reeves - River Phoenix - Zayn Malik - Avicii - Paul Walker -  

Milo Ventimiglia - Sehun ( EXO ) - Patti Smith - Max Thieriot - Jodie Foster -

Jennifer Carpenter - Chyler Leigh - Missy Peregrym - Teresa Palmer - 

Ethan Hawke - Erika Linder - Phil Lester - Kevin Bacon - Matt Bellamy - 

Tom Cruise - Avril Lavigne - Robert Redford - James Dean - Finn Harries - 

Shannon Beveridge


ESTP

Lady Gaga - Mel Gibson - Evan Rachel Wood - Malcolm X - Andy Biersack -

Angelina Jolie - Ryan Murphy - Helen Mirren - Mila Kunis - Julia Stiles -

Chloe Grace Moretz - Megan Fox - Agnes Bruckner - Kevin Zegers - 

Dave Franco - James Franco - Alison Pill - Billy Corgan - Léa Seydoux -

Seann William Scott - Ashley Benson - Jared Leto - Dita von Teese -

Khloé Kardashian - Halsey - Josh Holloway - Lana Parrilla - Clea DuVall -

Madonna - Amy Lee - Jensen Ackles - Ian Somerhalder - Finn Wolfhard - 

Gerard Way - Jackson Wang - Dido - Skylar Grey - Kelly Clarkson - 

Abbie Cornish - Mandy Moore - Taylor Swift - Elisha Cuthbert - Theo James - 

Bradley James - Jenny Shimizu - Mitch Grassi - Jenna McDougall 


ISFP

Mahatma Gandhi - Thich Nhat Hanh - Michael Jackson - Paul McCartney - 

Kate Bush - David Bowie - Nicole Kidman - Jessica Biel - Steven Tyler

- Britney Spears - Rihanna - Leona Lewis - Jayma Mays - Kesha -

John Travolta - Liv Tyler - Drew Barrymore - Prince Harry - Christina Aguilera -

Skrillex - Katy Perry - Leonardo DiCaprio - Justin Bieber - Lindsay Lohan - 

Jennifer Garner - Selena Gomez - Ariana Grande - Tori Amos -  

- Bruce Willis - Dalai Lama XIV - Bill Murray - Ashton Kutcher - Ruby Rose -

Shailene Woodley - Amy Adams - Lily Collins - Kyle Gass - Taylor Lautner - 

- Big Sean - Tove Lo - Rachel Bilson - Michael Bublé - iJustine - Prince -

Jared Padalecki - Vic Fuentes - Jimi Hendrix - Frank Ocean - Jonsi -  

Caspar Lee - Ingrid Nilsen - Rosanna Pansino - Xiumin ( EXO ) - Ryan Higa -

Lindsey Stirling - Jake Gyllenhaal - Macaulay Culkin


ESFP

Desmond Tutu - Beyonce - Marina Diamandis - Cameron Diaz -

Hugh Hefner - Jessica Alba - Daisy Ridley - Woody Allen - Amy Winehouse -

Miley Cyrus - Keira Knightley - Alicia Silverstone - Marilyn Monroe - 

Lea Michele - Eva Mendes - Octavia Spencer - Kourtney Kardashian -  

Cara Delevingne - Ringo Starr - Pharrell Williams - Robert Sheehan -  

Hayley Kiyoko - Tyler Oakley - G-Dragon - Alexis Knapp - Brad Pitt - 

Benedict Cumberbatch - Jenna Marbles - China Anne McClain - 

Michelle Trachtenberg - Samm Levine - Linda Cardellini - Camilla Belle - 

Elton John - Harry Styles - Janelle Monae


ISFJ

Justin Timberlake - Paulo Coelho - Julian Casablancas - Richard Gere -

John Lennon - Chloe Sevigny - Rosa Parks - Mother Teresa - Naomi Watts 

- Katie Holmes - Kirsten Dunst - Alicia Vikander - Nicole Richie - Cher

- Renée Zellweger - Taissa Farmiga - Eddie Redmayne - Alyson Hannigan -

Ben Stiller - Owen Wilson - Emily Osment - Connor Franta - Sam Tsui -

Matthew McConaughey - Tobey Maguire - Tony Revolori - Kiesza - 

Michelle Rodriguez - Matthew Lewis - Bruno Mars - Jason Mraz - 

Rami Malek - Tyler Posey - Tyler Joseph - Sigmund Freud - Niomi Smart 

- Michael Keaton - Antonio Banderas - Dakota Johnson - Dev Patel - 

Ollie Barbieri - Lucas Grabeel - Brittany Snow - Darren Criss - Chris Colfer 

- Billy Crudup - James McAvoy - Lizzy Caplan - Isla Fisher - Sofia Coppola 

- Zac Efron - Nina Nesbitt - Jennifer Beals


ESFJ

Che Guevara - Nicki Minaj - Francis (Pope) - Penelope Cruz - Anne Hathaway

- Whitney Houston - Mariah Carey - Celine Dion - Shania Twain - 

Hugh Jackman - Woody Harrelson - Adam Young - Courtney Love - 

Randy Jackson - Ed Sheeran - Jason Segel - Vin Diesel - Ezra Miller -

Alicia Keys - Tyra Banks - Victoria Beckham - Vanessa Hudgens -  

Sarah Jessica Parker - Milla Jovovich - AnnaSophia Robb - Fran Drescher -

Rashida Jones - Jennifer Aniston - Sarah Michelle Gellar - Amanda Seyfried -

Charli XCX - Evan Peters - Melissa McCarthy - Robin Thicke - Mark Ruffalo - 

George Michael - Adam Lambert - Hayley Williams - Jeffrey Dean Morgan 

- Kellin Quinn Bostwick - Kanye West - Kim Kardashian - Joey Graceffa - 

Tanya Burr - Rhett James McLaughlin - Laci Green - David Beckham -

Laura Jane Grace - Nelly Furtado - Mark Salling - Toby Turner - 

Miranda Cosgrove - Natasha Lyonne - Rosie O'Donnell - Jessica Simpson - 

Pam Grier


ISTJ

Christopher Walken - Anthony Hopkins - Halle Berry - Robert De Niro - 

Sean Connery - Morgan Freeman - Nick Offerman - Natalie Portman - 

Matt Damon -  Uma Thurman - Emma Thompson - Maggie Smith - 

Mark Wahlberg - Patricia Arquette - Mary J. Blige - Liam Payne - Kate Moss 

- Christopher Lee - Naveen Andrews - Kit Harington - Diane Keaton - 

Jeremy Renner - Helen Hunt - Sharon den Adel - Kat Von D - 

- Caleb McLaughlin - Marcus Butler - PewDiePie - Donald Sutherland - 

Kina Grannis - Kurt Hugo Schneider - Leelee Sobieski - Ben McKenzie - 

Joaquin Phoenix - Parminder Nagra - David Suchet - Agyness Deyn - 

Marion Cotillard - Diane Kruger - Ben Chaplin


ESTJ

John Malkovich - Courteney Cox - Alec Baldwin - Jenny McCarthy - 

Judy Davis - Meryl Streep - Jack Nicholson - Ansel Elgort - Amber Heard -

Frances McDormand - Sasha Grey - Taylor Momsen - Ed Westwick - 

J. K. Simmons - Christopher Lloyd - Jada Pinkett Smith - Connie Nielsen -

Elsa Pataky - Eva Longoria - Lena Headey - Kathy Bates - Jessica Lange - 

Mark Ronson - Michael Angarano - Katie Cassidy - Diane Lane - 

Joseph Morgan - Joe Keery - Quentin Tarantino - Lyndsey Gunnulfsen - 

Michelle Obama - Anna Akana - Yixing Zhang - Kathleen Turner - Dave Grohl

- Freya Mavor - MØ - Lykke Li - Michael C. Hall - Jaime Murray - 

Katherine Heigl - Mel B - Vera Farmiga - Marcia Gay Harden - Tara Reid -

Charlotte Sullivan - Elizabeth Perkins - Catherine Zeta-Jones

BUT GUYS

Imagine an au where everyone survived and wolfstar was cannon

  • like imagine Lilly and James have a wedding to go to and everyone else is busy and Lilly is freaking out because “James we have no one to look after Harry and it’s been three months since I’ve had a night off dammit I’m going to this wedding!”
  • and James being like “well we do have two people we haven’t asked….”
  • and Lilly groaning bc last time they watched Harry, they came home to a sugar high baby with purple hair and the house looked like it had had a party of giants in it but Lilly and James need a break so she reluctantly lets him call them…..
  • not twenty minutes later Sirius and Remus burst in the front door shouting “PARTY AT THE POTTERS”
  • and Lilly just sighing bc she knew this would happen and to try and control the damage she gives Remus (the slightly more responsible one) a detailed list of all the things to do (put Harry to bed no later than 7:30, don’t give him more than 4 sweets please, make sure he brushes his teeth) and not to do (no teaching Harry any bad words, no dance party’s at midnight because damn boys we have neighbours and UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO YOU INVITE OVER THE ORDER AND HAVE A PARTY AT THE POTTERS THANK YOU)
  • Sirius and Remus assuring them that all will be fine and practically pushing them out the door
  • then Harry appears at the bottom of the stairs with a devilish smile and asks “party at the potters”
  • and Sirius just picks him up and is like “that’s right Harry, party at the potters”
  • anyway they spend the next few hours teaching harry how to play gobstones and running round the house with pot-shields and wooden spoon swords playing battles
  • and when they’ve all calmed down THE TWO SPOIL HIM ROTTEN
  • like Sirius pulls practically the entire contents of Honeydukes out of his bag and Harry’s eyes just light up
  • and Sirius teaching him little spells as long as he “promises not to tell mummy and daddy because they’ll be very unhappy with uncle Sirius”
  • AND REMUS MAKING HIM HOT CHOCOLATE AND SNUGGLING ON THE COUCH WITH HIM AND SIRIUS WATCHING SILLY MOVIES
  • and Sirius suggesting they bake cookies and Remus is all “Sirius it’s nearly 9 o'clock! It’s already an hour and a half past Harry’s bedtime we can’t bake cookies now!”
  • and Sirius just grins at him and kisses him telling him to “lighten up Mooney, we hardly ever get to babysit!”
  • and Remus smirks like “this is why we never get to babysit” but the three of them bake cookies anyway
  • which actually turns into a food fight with Harry and Remus teaming up to see who can pour the most flour over uncle Sirius
  • and then it’s a full scale war and before they know it its 11:30 and Jesus Christ Lilly and James will be home soon!
  • so they convince Harry to be a good boy and let uncle Remus bath him and put him to bed while Sirius cleans up the massive mess they’ve made
  • and after half an hour Remus runs downstairs because “oh merlin Sirius this boy is too adorable come see!”
  • and Remus taking his hand and them quietly going into Harry’s room and their hearts bursting because their Godson is the most precious thing in the world
  • ten minutes before Lilly and James come home, Remus and Sirius are snuggled up on the couch with a blanked draped over them quietly talking about how much fun they’d had when Sirius just
  • “Remus I want one”
  • “hmm?”
  • “I want a kid. I want us to have a kid”
  • AND REMUS ALMOST TEARING UP BECUASE HE’S WAITED SO LONG TO HEAR HIM SAY THAT
  • and now they’re excitedly talking about visiting an orphanage soon and arguing over the colours of the baby’s room because “goddamnit Sirius I will not subject my child to having orange walls
  • them falling asleep together, still smiling, and James and Lilly coming home to an unexpectedly tidy house, Harry in bed and no obvious signs of damage
  • however Remus and Sirius are woken up early the next morning by an angry Lilly in her dressing gown and slippers demanding how Harry managed to learn a spell to turn himself blue because “for Merlin’s sake you the the boy is only 6!
  • and Remus and Sirius just giggling because even an angry Lilly Potter couldn’t take away from their happiness right now
The one where Lily walks in on Remus and Sirius, but it's not as bad as you think.

“Shit, Moony! I think someone’s comming!”
“Well fucking hide - everyone thinks you’re at the library!”

“Where the fuck is Rem?!” Lily’s on a warpath, and no one can stop her.
“Remus is in his room - no, Lils, you can’t go up there, you know that!” She pushes past, not caring. “I can go and get him if you want! Nothing Snivillus did could have been that bad, could it?” Lily sticks her finger up at the group of Gryffindors all watching in astonishment as she gets to the boys stairwell. Even that seems pretty scared of her at this point, and let’s her up, to everyone’s amazement.
“Good to know…” James smirks from his place at the window.

The door is jammed, and Lily rattles the handle hard before it gives way, and let’s her in. “Remu- oh!”
She stops in her tracks, startled by the mess that was the boys room. “Your room is so gross, Rem, don’t you pick your clothes up? And what’s that sme-”
She pauses again as her eyes travel towards Remus, who hasn’t moved an inch since the door opened. His hair is matted and sweaty, and his shirt seems to be one of the discarded items of clothing on the floor.
“Shit, Rem! Are you?” Lily bursts out laughing, whilst Remus just awkwardly runs his hand though his hair.
“It’s not what it looks like! I was just…taking a nap, honest! You can’t tell anyone, okay?”
“Why wouldn’t you want me to tell anyone about a nap?” Lilly grins, boldly striding towards his bed, basking in his discomfort. Just then the bedcover moves, and Lily’s eyes grow wide. In a jolt of confidence, She grabs the duvet, and pulls it back, to reveal-

“You have a dog?!” Lily squealed in glee, soaking in the sight of Remus, in his pyjama bottoms, his free arm draped around a drowsy black hound. “No wonder you didn’t want me saying anything!”
“Yeah…” Remus nods slowly, his brain calculating the situation. “That’s what I didn’t want you to know…” Lily was already on the bed stroking him, and Remus decided it was probably best to save that conversation for another day.

  • Lily: Did you turn the lights off?
  • James: Yes.
  • Lily: Did you turn the stove off?
  • James: Yes! Lily, we're on vacation! Let's just relax
  • Lily: You're right, I'm sorry
  • [One hour later]
  • James: So it turns out that I didn't turn the stove off.
  • Lily: How do you know?
  • James: Our neighbor called, our house is on fire
  • Lily: