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Comments from Skam’s official website under some of the clips in season 3.

okay i found this kinda funny. since we’re in the beginning of a new season and we speculate on what’s gonna happen next, i went back to read the comments on some of the early clips on season 3 and thought i’d translate some. (if you don’t bother to read the long comments i’ve bolded the best part.) btw my absolute fav is X’s comment on the Ikke vær frekk clip omfggg


CLIP 3 EPISODE 1: Går ned på chicks:


hvor er først? (where is first?) wrote:
Sana and Eva seems hostile? Wonder what Isak used his rent on. Why doesn’t Jonas try to get an entry pass to try and look, (for the weed at eva’s) since Isak is met with an icefront. The season opens with so many questions that i’m going insane. Anyone else got the impression that Eskild was keen on Isak, but Isak wasn’t on Eskild?

Mari wrote:
handsome guy Isak spotted!!!

Ole Brum wrote:
I think Isak is actually not gay

gjesp wrote:
hope it doesn’t get this boring the whole season

Selima wrote:
OMG ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BET THAT ISAK’S BOYFRIEND IS GONNA BE NAMED JULIAN DAHL!!!!!!!!!!

Noen (somebody) wrote:
Isak looked at a boy. HE’S IN LOVE OMG.

randomhoe wrote:
bruh, Isak is booooooring, this whole season is gonna be boring, think about it. William quit and now “ISAK” that little cute guy has the main role?

CLIP 4 EPISODE 1: Kose-gruppa:

Evak 4 life wrote:
I bet that Isak and Even are gonna get together, I ship them, Evak (heartemoji). But I swear if Even is using Isak to get to Vilde then I swear I’ll be really mad. They are so cute together.

Mari wrote:
what was the deal with the paper towels Even took?

Kjedelig bruuuh? (boring bruuuh?) wrote:
I honestly think season 3 has been boring, I miss Noora and William.

CLIP 5 EPISODE 2: Grindr:

Hei wrote:
Now I think some of these comments are being too negative. This season is probably gonna be just as good or even better than season 1 and 2.

Zwup wrote:
Isak is bi and unsure, he’s curious about boys.

Anna wrote:
am I the only one who deep inside hopes Isak and Emma are gonna end up together?

Cath wrote:
I think it’s building up to that Isak is gonna believe/think/hope Even is gay, with support from Eskild’s comment on blowjob. And then Isak dare to either fall in love or hit on Even. Then he’ll be rejected and hurt and it’ll be stress and drama, cause Even isn’t gay. The moral to Andem must be to show that no hints can show who a person truly are, and through Isak we’ll learn this. I think Even and Emma are gonna fall for each other, and Isak will get a real downfall before he falls for another boy.

slitsomt wrote:
(some stuff about how boring it was that people loved Noora and William the instant they talked, and doesn’t like that people did the same with Isak and Even and) I rather hope that Isak “thinks” he likes Even and that Eskild supports Isak both against his christian parents and so on, and in the end they’ll fall in love because Eskild was always there for Isak. If Even and Isak ends up together it’ll be to obvious.

Snopet wrote:
I think Eskild and Isak will end up a couple. In the end Noora probably comes home from London and it’s over between her and William.

vet ikke (don’t know) wrote:
is Isak gay? or does he like girls?

Nila wrote:
the show sets up to that Isak is gonna come out of the closet, but I guess Julie Andem is gonna fool us all in the end. He’s not gay after all.

CLIP 6 EPISODE 2: Even:

lille my wrote:
I think they are charging up to season 4 already, sana <3<3

H wrote:
already better than season 2, feels good to finally have the real Skam back on after the Sahara of dry excitement last season.

UREALISTISK (unrealistic) wrote:
who the FUCK is dumb enough to take it (the weed) with them to school? not sana at least. Skam seriously?

Even er ikke intr (Even is not interested) wrote:
I think Even seems slick…. I’m sure he’s just gonna get Isak in trouble… and IT’S NOT gonna be Isak and Even.. Even seems obviously interested in girls,,, the way he looks at them and dig. It looks like he’s more interested in Vilde, nobody has noticed or commented on this? (and that thing about that somebody is gonna die.. Skam is going to a new level.. GOOD episode!)

Isak, Emma, Even :) wrote:
anyone else who thinks Isak should go down on chicks? maybe Emma?

CLIP 7 EPISODE 2: Ikke vær frekk:

X wrote:
This is starting to look more and more like Twilight. The stare between Isak and Even. Even’s hairstyle. The music that is being used. And even tho Even’s stare lasted to long I have to say that the director is getting some “inspiration” from the Twilight-movies. It’s like they met at the writers table and said “what if Twilight was about two boys instead of a boy and a girl?”. because Even is almost pale enough to play a metrosexual vampire.

lol wrote:
I thought season 3 was gonna be shit actually. but it’s alot better than before tbh XD

M wrote:
if Skam keeps this up Baz Luhrmann is gonna be able to sue NRK for copyright infringement. Fair enough with some Romeo and Juliet references but yeez, calm down.

Some wonderful rp’ers to follow

((ooc: So I one of my friends ( @deerest-marauder) just decided to give hp rp a try (yeeey!). She wanted to know who she should follow so I made her a list with some of my favorite rpers and with a little bit of information that she needs to know about them. And I thought, whey not share it with everyone?

  • TT (Everyone has/should have a tumblr crush on them): @asktheboywholived
  • Kapitan (A cutie that must be protected at all cost, also plants and Arin): @kapitan5o 
  • Andy (Looks really badass and awesome, is in a relationship with KP): @siriusly-not-over-remus
  • Paige (Is TT’s Lily, TT wants to see Paige everyday but can’t because they live too far away): @potterdeer
  • AkumaPheles (My fav nonbinary frensh trash and THEY LIVE IN LILLE WHICH IS LIKE 2 HOURS AWAY OR SOMETHING): @akumapheles
  • Jess (Loves Great British Bake Off, too many Tonks feels): @sirussly 
  • Gia (My Veela feminist aunt): @femme-fatality 
  • Jamie & Becci (2 amazing people, they are really nice and sweet): @ask-themaraudersmap
  • Laina (Actual Helga Hufflepuff or a Disney princes, not sure yet): @ohtheclevernessofme1972
  • Arin (They film the dreams people dream of them, they are my fav Draco): @space-marauder
  • Emily Grace (better Pantsy than book Pantsy): @egdramaqueen 
  • KP (another cutie that needs to be protected, in a relationship with Andy): @whompingwillovv
  • Ara (Hates Snape, loves tea, is amazing and really sweet): @son-0f-a-snitch
  • Syd (Another cutie (we have so many of those), loves plants, needs to make a new Sam x James II thread with Andy asap): @lupinaesthetic 
  • Nay (Has cheeks for days, gilderoy lockhart): @gee-wizard 
  • Sam (Looks like a real life Disney princes who disguises herself as hp characters): @masksofmickey 
  • Tahlia (Makes the best fairybread, really cute Teddy, really nice voice): @a-smol-snake
  • Erika (My Veela mom, look how beautiful she is!): @positivity-and-possibilities 
  • Beth (A really friendly bro, makes wonderful aesthetics): @sadnessandteabiscuits
  • Elby (My platonic soulmate): @ravenclawsticrambles 
  • Tara (Go vote for her fanfic so it can win an award, she’s amazing and I love her new tattoo): @captofthesswolfstar

I probably forgot way to many rp’ers (I’m sorry). Also, I’m so sorry if I wrote someone’s name wrong. If, for some strange reason, someone isn’t following one of the rp’ers on this list I highly recomand you to follow them and all the other rp’ers in the community because everyone is really amazing and sweet and they are just all wonderfull human beings.))

Quincy as taxi drivers


As requested by anon. :)


As we’ve previously done with the espada, we’re going to imagine that the Stern Ritter work as taxi drivers. How would they be rated by their human passengers?


1. As Nodt: 1/5 stars

Pretty sure this guy was *trying* to scare me, what with all of the “ooh I can make this yellow light!” and “hold on I’m gonna take this turn fast” and “oops I think the brakes just failed we’re probably going to die.” Kinda the worst ride ever.


2. Meninas: 5/5 stars

She was a great driver and all - very professional and friendly - but that’s not why I am leaving this review. No I just have to talk about how she lifted all THREE of our suitcases AT ONCE and lifted them ALL INTO THE TRUNK. It was AMAZING. She is SO STRONG

I think I love her


3. Bazz-B: 4/5 stars

I have to admit, when this punk guy pulled up I was a little nervous, but I shouldn’t have been! He was so wonderful! He told me he liked my hair and my eyebrows and my shirt and basically just made me feel so validated. I mean, it was kinda weird the way he only used one finger to drive and bragged about it constantly, but on the other hand he was such a sweet little punk dude


4. Giselle: 1/5 stars

There was blood in the back seat of her cab. I did not get in, but I did tell her. As I left, I am pretty sure I saw her in back seat licking it up. I think she’s a serial killer


5. Ishida: 5/5 stars

His cab was so clean! You know how I know? Well partly because it smelled really good, but mostly because the driver knitted seat covers for the backseat. Yeah, he knitted them himself (he told me). And they were white! White seat covers in a cab, and they were clean. I have no idea how he manages it. He must clean them so well.


6. Gerard: 3/5 stars

“Miraculously, I’ve never hit a red light,” he told me when I got into his cab. I started to ask how that was possible, but then he started driving, and I didn’t stop screaming for the next twenty minutes. It was a miracle we survived. As he said. While laughing.

But three stars because it was pretty fast I guess 


7. Bambietta: 1/5 stars

This driver is a totally f*cking rip-off!!!!!! I got in and she asked me in this sultry voice if I wanted to “help make her day really good” and I was like f*ck yeah I do and then she started driving around forever and racked up this giant tab and I had to pay like fifty dollars to go three miles and I was so f*cking mad and she was all, “thanks I feel great” f*ck that


8. Askin: 2/5 stars

Do not use this driver unless you’re okay with coffee fumes so thick that it’s almost poisonous. Only not poisonous because the driver “knows what sort of fumes it takes to kill a person” as he told me. Like wtf dude. Wtf


9. PePe: 1/5 stars

Look, I hate chatty cab drivers. I just do. I know some people like it or whatever, but I don’t. And frankly I think that if the passenger doesn’t seem to want to talk then the driver should respect that. But this guy kept going on and on about how love is the most important force in the universe and it was just so irritating. Certainly wasn’t feeling love by time I got to my destination let me tell you!


10. Mask de Masculine: 4/5 stars

There was a small man in the front seat who clapped whenever the driver did anything. Just sat there and clapped. A tiny man. Can’t make that shit up.


11. Lille: 2/5 stars

Look, buddy, don’t proselytize. I sure you are the messenger of god or whatever but also you’re driving a cab. So just give it a rest already. 


12. Haschwalth: 5/5 stars

I always worry when I have to take a cab in the middle of the night - will I be safe? Will the driver be awake enough to drive? Well, you don’t have to worry about any of that if you have Haschwalth as your driver! He was an excellent driver. Very alert. Very professional. He shares his cab with his partner, Yhwach, who drives during the day. Haschwalth then drives at night. From the way Haschwalth went on and on about him, I can tell they’re very much in love. So sad they work opposite hours. I gave him a big tip. I hope he finds happiness. He just, he had such good hair.

anonymous asked:

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12. Har du nogle tatoveringer? Af hvad, og symboliserer det noget? Vil du have nogle (flere)?

På min ankel har jeg et lille hus med et 2-tal indeni, som er for min tid på Efterskolen Smededal, hvor jeg havde det niceste hus, seriøst. Det år ændrede mig og hele mit liv fuldstændigt 

Så har jeg fået tatoveret omridset af Island fyldt ud med nordlys, en vulkan, en hval og et isbjerg, fordi jeg (sjovt nok) er islænding

Så har jeg fået tatoveret en tegning som Picasso har lavet, som skal forestille en guitar, men jeg ser det som en bas lol. Jeg vil selv gerne lave noget med kunst i fremtiden og Picasso er min yndlings kunstner. Og så har jeg spillet bas de sidste 10 år, så ja

I sidste uge fik jeg lavet det her symbol på min ringefinger, som er løvens stjernetegn. Går ret meget op i stjernetegn 

Og så vil jeg gerne have lavet en tatovering af Frida Kahlo, en lavendel for min mor, en tatovering med min bedste veninde og så et eller andet for min far også 

Ishida judges the Stern Ritter uniforms


As requested by anon. :)


Ishida probably has strong opinions about each of the Stern Ritter’s uniforms. Here’s what he might say about each of them!


1. Giselle

“Too many buttons, of course. Do you need six buttons, just to close one coat? I don’t think so! But I’m willing to let this pass because Giselle is a sadist. Of course she injures the eyes of those who look on her with her needless extra buttons.”

Ishida: It’s kinda cool that her bangs look like antennae, though.


2. Lille

“If I had arms and legs like that, I’d show them off too!”

Ishida: Although the hat is a bit….extreme. 


3. Nianzol

“No shoes and no collar? It’s like he left the house while still half-dressed.”

Ishida: This is why I always carry extra collars and extra shoes, myself!


4. Gremmy

“Gremmy can make his uniform look any way he wishes, and he chose THAT? A hood and a bunch of buttons?”

Ishida: Seriously, why is everyone in this army so into buttons??


5. Candice

“She ripped her coat. Ripped her coat! Why would she do that to her uniform? Doesn’t she have an extra coat?”

Ishida: At least she has a cool hat, though.


6. Mask de Masculine

“……I don’t have words.”

Ishida: But at least the mask distracts from the belt.


7. Meninas

“Not gonna lie, Meninas’s improvements on her uniform are true improvements! The ruffles, the bow, the belt - it all works together as a theme!”

Ishida: And i just - I have a soft spot for ruffles.


8. Gerard

“His pants are black. It’s like he doesn’t even want to be a Quincy.”

Ishida: He thinks his helmet will distract people from the pants. But he is wrong.


9. PePe

“His regular uniform is a bit….sloppy. But at least it isn’t a diaper.”

Ishida: I just don’t feel like sweatshirts or diapers have a place in the army.


10. BG9

“I’d be more excited about the armor if it weren’t for the giant codpiece.”

Ishida: Or whatever that large bulbous thing over his crotch is.


11. Cang Du

“Black gloves AND a black sash? What is he, a shinigami?”

Ishida: Also, I’ve just never seen the point of fingerless gloves.


12. Bazz-B

“I know Bazz-B is impetuous, but why crop your pants to show off your boots? Why don’t you just, I don’t know, tuck the pants INTO the boots?”

Ishida: He must look so silly when he takes his shoes off.


13. Liltotto

“She made patterned leggings herself. I support that.”

Ishida: Still too many damn buttons, though.


14. 
As Nodt

“WHY WOULD YOU PUT BUTTONS ON THE SLEEVES?! JUST - WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??”

Ishida: But I guess he makes that spiky mask work for him. Not what I would have chosen, though.


15. Bambietta

“Fighting in a miniskirt must be hard. I love the hat, though.”

Ishida: Sure don’t approve of black stockings, though.

 
16. Askin

“Way too distracted by the Aizen-style hair lock to pay any attention to his uniform, tbh.”

Ishida: Which is exactly why hair is so important!


17. Ishida

“Sure, my uniform has a few too many buttons. But the cape is awesome. And I do look damn good in it.”

Ishida: Evil has a few perks.

Day 12 -A GW2 Giveaway!

Woop woop! Don’t think I forgot about you guys who aren’t here for weird sims shenanigans!

Wintersday is coming, so Gwyn even got dressed up like a candy cane for the occasion!

Now, what is there to win? I have 1 BL ticket to spare, so if nothing changes you can get either 1 Merciless Weapon Skin or 1 Plasma Weapon Skin or 1 Timekeeper Weapon Skin of your choice! And possibly random Wintersday stuff, if I get something nice. Will update once I know. Wooo possible random shinies!

To enter, just reblog or like this post and I’ll do the fancy random thing once it’s over. No need to be following me or anything. I just want to give people free stuff that’s not junk because fun things!


I’ll keep this open until 25.12.2015 and then contact the winner via tumblr, and deliver the prize asap, which means by the 28th/29th because that’s when I’ll get back to a pc that can actually run this game. And then you can have fancy things! WOO! Everyone is happy!

BRANLE BAS L’COMBAT les baguettes j’ai besoin d’aide

Pour des raisons alambiquées, mes parents ne sont pas au courant de l’existence de mon chat

cette bête-là.

Sans compter que ma mère est de toute manière allergique.

Ne retournant pas à Lille avant le 2, mais ayant un asile où échouer avec mon bébé à partir du 26, je ne pouvais pas le laisser chez moi, dans mon appart dans le Nord. J’avais donc trouvé une amie pour le garder, malheureusement, en toute urgence, je me retrouve à devoir le récupérer cette après-midi, sans trop savoir comment faire pour qu’il ait un toit de cet après-midi à demain matin!

Si une Parisienne ou un Parisien pouvait me dépanner par solidarité baguette-énne, je te serai extrêmement reconnaissante et je t’offrirai des rouleaux de printemps fait maison la prochaine fois que j’en ferai QAQ

s’il vous plaît, c’est la Nowel, il s’appelle Kafka, il a bientôt 7 mois, c’est un amour schlag, qui est pucé, castré, vacciné, identifié, propre, vermifugé et qui fait beaucoup de bisous et parle beaucoup.