please do more of actor taehyung and beauty guru yoongi dad <3
(there was actually like over 10 request for this Au but if i put them all here the ask would be a mile long lolz Just everyone who requested it know i saw them!)
Although he acts like he’s this really mysterious “hard” actor to the public, when it comes to Yoongi, Taehyung is just soft. The beauty guru just brings out this playfulness Taehyung’s never really shown before and Taehyung fans are actually thankful for Yoongi because of it.
Yoongi likes to upload teasing snapchats videos of him laying in bed in his cute lace panties and too big tee shirt and he’ll zoom in enough so people can notice the rose tattoo that everyone knows is Taehyung’s before moving the camera back up to wink.
One time he even uploaded a video of his head resting on someone’s stomach and he laughs as he lifts the shirt up to kiss against the lipstick kiss mark Taehyung has tattooed on his hip. Of course fans go crazy and love it because that’s another tattoo Taehyung is well known for.
Taehyung himself loves just watching his baby. He loves waking up early in the morning, before he has a recording somewhere, and watching the way Yoongi sits at his vanity and ties up his hair so he can begin doing his makeup. Yoongi can totally tell Taehyung is staring and he makes sure to lock eyes with Taehyung in the mirror as he applies some light lip gloss so he can blow Taehyung a kiss after. Taehyung literally hides his face in the blanket because Yoongi is so cute.
Taehyung himself isn’t really big on PDA but when people suddenly start accusing him of using Yoongi as a way to boost his name in the media since he has a new movie coming out he really pulls out all the PDA just because he’s annoyed. His favorite thing to do is grab Yoongi’s ass because he loves the way Yoongi acts like he hates it but at the same time blushes and pushes his cute lil tush into Taehyung’s hand more. They’ll be out on a date and Yoongi will be wearing something tight and body hugging and Taehyung just can’t help gripping that precious peach in his hands and giving a nice grope while kissing Yoongi’s cheek. (YOONGI LATER SMACKS HIM FOR FUCKING UP HIS HIGHLIGHT WITH THAT KISS)
They are actually #couplegoals af though even the media makes a post about how cute Yoongi’s habits are when he’s with Taehyung. The fans and reporters have noticed when they are at award shows and sitting together, Yoongi will run his long nails gently up the side of Taehyung’s neck and through the baby hairs on the back of Taehyung’s head while they chat quietly. Taehyung grins and leans closer into the soothing scratching because his BABY IS THE CUTEST OKAY. Fans scream over the way Taehyung’s tattooed hand looks as he grips onto Yoongi’s thigh even when he’s talking to someone else or doing something he keeps one hand firmly on his babe’s thigh because he needs to hold Yoongi always.
Yoongi does hella bomb fashion vlogs and hauls videos and some really super detective fans notice Taehyung wearing some of the shirts Yoongi’s shown off in his videos and later ask Taehyung about them. Taehyung just grins.
“Yoongi likes to pick my outfits because he’s picky.”
Yoongi rolls his eyes.
“Because if i let Taehyung dress himself he’d look like a grandpa who got dressed int he dark.”
You all know when Yoongi gets acknowledged for all he does in breaking gender roles and being proud of who he is, Taehyung is the first one right there cheering his baby on and clapping the loudest. He does’t care about his “mysterious” image at that moment all he cares about is clapping and screaming Yoongi’s name and making sure Yoongi knows how proud he is of him.
Remember all those times i said you literally were not ready to talk luke hemmings and my love for him with me? Well. I think nows a better time than ever. Here we go..
- his singing (obviously): luke’s singing was the first thing to draw me in with this kid i remember watching his old fetus covers and absolutely falling in love with fetus luke’s voice (like honestly fetus luke has my heart) and now that he’s grown into his voice more and has learned how to use it he’s honestly one of my favorite voices in music in general. Aside from his stage and recorded singing that video of him singing in 5sosonthewall????? Like that was just his normal, casual, singing-for-no-reason voice and wowowoww it literally gave me chills i can listen to that boy sing for days
- his sense of humor: anyone who knows me knows i love lame jokes that people normally respond to ‘shut up’ with and luke is full of those types of jokes! Which he clearly gets from equally adorably lame parents. But he’s not only lame nacho cheese jokes and bad puns, he can also be quite witty and it all comes natural so much so that he doesn’t even realize he’s being funny half the time until someone laughs (then he gets all proud and cute and in his head is probably like ‘damn hemmings, you are one funny guy’ like please i love him hes such a dork)
- he’s so smart!: he likes to downplay it a lot which i honestly will never understand but it’s okay because the other boys do enough bragging for him they love making sure everyone knows their little brainy boy is the smartest in the band and he likes documentaries and he managed to finish his schooling all while this big life changing career started to build around him and wow im honestly in such awe of him and his character as a person which leads me to my next one..
- his personality: he’s literally one the sweetest most gentlemanly-est teenage boys you’ll come across. It’s literally just in his nature to be nice to everyone and kiss boys cheeks no hesitation because they’re fans too and why wouldn’t he kiss their cheek? I bet not kissing that fans cheek hadn’t even crossed his mind for even a second. He also does this thing where he tries to make fans feel a little more at ease when they’re especially emotional with like little jokes and hugs and aws and are you okays and hes just so sweet please bless liz and andy because they raised such a lovely boy
- his laugh!!!!: there’s laughs where he throws his head back squeezes his eyes shut and sounds like a loser and there’s laughs that are more giggles and i dont know which i love more because both are so adorable to encounter and you cant help but fall a little harder for the nerd every single time
A few more lil things:
- his cute feetsie thing he does
- his literal ocean of eyes
- the cute lil white spot on his front tooth
- his cute lil boopy nose
- his adorable knobby knees
- his cute lil tush
- not necessarily his beard but his proudness about about it
- ..ok the beards pretty nice
- the cute pout he does in selfies
- the lil one eye squint he does when he sticks his tongue out
- hiS dIMPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- the way his hair curls when it grows out!!!!
- his cute lil tummy
- his super broad swimmer shoulders
- his chest freckles!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡!!!!
- the crack in his voice when he sings with everything he has
- his general stage presence
- his growing confidence 😍
- his love for his family and the way he’s super family oriented
- his love for his old pup molly!
- his music taste
- his really weird faces he likes to randomly make
- the fact that he’s literally those huge dogs that think they’re tiny lap dogs
Got a bit carried away but how someone could literally hate this boy is absolutely beyond me????? Feel free to add some of your own favorite luke things!!!! (:
guys nto to be extra but lance is so beautiful? like… what kind of ethereal star magic?? from the tip of his cowlick to his skinny lil hips to the soles of his pristine kicks… i love his lil swoopy nose with the perky tip and his equally perky flat lil tush.. i love his skyscraper legs and the shoulders that are too big for the rest of his body + are probably responsible for 90% of his balance….. i love that his cheekbones are so #sharp they could kill me and no oen would ever get arrested because they’d never find the murder weapon… i love rhat he moisturizes and that he gets his beauty sleep but he doesn’t NEED beauty sleep because he’s already the prettiest boy in space. i even love his anemic eyebrows???? everything he does is special
Can you post or repost some pictures of your birbs being poofs or general goofballs? My dad just came home from a business trip, and I'm always so scared of him. I'm having a mini breakdown right now.
Look at this lil poof
lil poof gonna comfort you
and she’s gonna make you smile because she can puff up SO MUCH
and if that doesn’t work look at this borb
How about an extra wide tush?
lil poof says things are looking up and it’s going to be okay!
cause lil poof went to assassin school and she’s trained to keep you safe!
and if that doesn’t work I bet you this lil goof can make you laugh
alright? She’s going to take good care of you
lil poof’s birb wink promise
everything posted today is going to be dedicated to making you have a good day, okay? If you want to request a beeb you let me know and we’ll make it happen. I’m out of here in a few hours but when I’m back I’ll be sure to post as many comforting and silly birbs as I can!