ok this my list of hoe tips and life tips in general
- can’t get ur pussy smooth?? always prickly?? shave diagonally and horizontally instead of up and down, and always use a new blade
- can’t get ur pussy soft?? shave with hair conditioner and massage it in for like 30 seconds before. after u shave, massage with baby oil, and lotion after a shower
- EXFOLIATE. exfoliating is the key to life. mix used coffee grounds with a moisturizing oil (olive or coconut is best). rub that shit all over your legs before you shave until ur hands start to feel funny
- dry feet?? bih me too. rub a fuck ton of regular lotion (or foot cream if u fancy, even Vaseline works) all over your feet and put double socks (or fuzzy socks) on before bed. yass
- this one is the most basic but pls drink water. it’ll clear ur skin, flush out your kidneys to prevent bladder infections, and ur pussy gonna be wet asf
- salt, fat, caffeine, dairy, etc. r gonna make u taste all funky down there. fruits, veggies, and anything w high water content is gonna make u taste fresh/sweet
- smoking and drinking also gonna make u taste funky. and smoking is especially bad for u, so put out the cig babe
- using soap on ur pussy gonna fuck up ur pH bad. the vagina is a self cleaning device, and all u need is a really soft washcloth (or even a cotton shirt) and some water, let ur body do ur thing
- if ur used to wearing tampons and that’s what u find comfortable, use a menstrual cup! very sanitary and will save u a TON of money in the long run
- want a natural lip plumper?? mix a lil bit of cinnamon and honey, and gently rub it into your lips w a soft toothbrush n leave it on for a min. slather on some chapstick n ur plump n soft
- BUY A VIBRATOR. please do it. it will save ur fucking life
- cotton panties or no panties sis. ur kitty needs to breathe and cotton/no panties will prevent bacterial and fungal infection
- got hair on ur face? got rough skin? GURL SHAVE IT! wash your face as normal and pat dry, gently run a clean razor over any areas (cheeks, chin, neck). tone and moisturize like a motherfucker. smooth!
- pubic hair is healthy and good and keeps ur vag clean! don’t shave it unless YOU want to, don’t leave that decision up to ur nasty man
- allow urself junk in moderation. it’ll make making healthy choices easier if u allow urself a little treat every once in a while
- a simple equation for a good meal: vegetable + grain/carb, protein
- do ur fucking homework and do it on time
- rubbing a little bit of petroleum jelly on ur pressure points before spraying perfume will make it last longer
- hair holds onto scents v easily. wanna smell like a goddess????,,, spritz that hair
- kat von d everlasting liquid lipstick is blowjob proof. get messy n be on point!
- urban decay all nighter setting spray is gonna save ur life. it’ll keep ur shit in place when u getting dicked, if u cryin, chokin on dick, w/e u like to do
- if ur having trouble getting wet even after sufficient foreplay, a little bit of water based lube does WONDERS. also won’t deteriorate condoms (oil) or get gritty (silicone)
- need to stretch out ur shoes?? fill two ziploc bags with water and put them in ur shoes. put shoes in the freezer until water freezes solid, and dethaw with a hairdryer. especially effective on leather!
- having problems deepthroating? make sure ur throat is in line with ur mouth, if it’s not the dick won’t go down
- can’t deepthroat at all? cover ur teeth with ur top lip and press ur tongue to the roof of ur mouth while he thrusts. 10/10!
- communication w ur partner during sex will make it a trillion million times more satisfying
- frizzy hair? put conditioner on the tips of your hair (nape of the neck and down) and shampoo right on ur scalp. volumizes without frizzing!
- this one kinda weird but don’t hold ur pee unless u wanna mean bladder infection/UTI
- pee after u masturbate please. u never know what can shimmy up ur urethra, even when ur playin w the little man in the sailboat
- keep a pair of spare glasses with u for when ur contacts dry out. lifesaver
- always keep extra undies, an extra shirt, makeup remover, moisturizer, and comfy shoes in ur car/bag if u can fit all of it
- apply dry shampoo the night before ur gonna need it. it’ll soak up the oil before it sits on ur hair. reapply in the morning n style accordingly
- apple cider vinegar mixed with water works as a good toner if u ain’t got no moneyyyy
- castor oil on ur brows and lashes every night will make them thicker and longer. even just one day will help (bc they will be shiny and moisturized)
Day 2: Experimentation
Here’s day 2 of egotober with lil Ravenclaw Jack mixing some potions in potions class with a recipe by Stan Petiec??
I wonder who it could be??
Who knows 👀👀
Anyway hope you enjoy @therealjacksepticeye