lil ol ladys

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Kid-quisitor
★  Tamveer

Sheena is the First to her clan who later then becomes the Keeper. She’s very talented in her magic, especially fire, and would often play pranks on her fellow Clansmen even when she became the responsible Keeper. Not many enjoy her trickster ways, but her only and true friend Vaheer does; and that’s enough for her to keep on doing it. She also likes to collect and make clothes on the side.

Vaheer, though a mage himself, prefers the life of a Hunter. Practicing on perfecting his aim with a bow and arrow while prowling the forested lands of The Emerald Graves in the form of a brown Wolf. Not many of the Clan enjoy his company as his interests delved heavily to what would be considered outlandish and dangerous behaviour yet also reminiscent behaviours of the Dread Wolf. He also loves to make puns.

They’re still alive, and waiting for the forest to give them back their little Tammy.

TEW2 WILD THEORY GAME

Since we’re all in this place now of knowing a little while not actually knowing anything at all, I thought it might be fun to wrack our brains for the weirdest, most unlikely theories we can.  Then when the game finally comes out, we can look back and say, “HOLY SHIT, USER JIMENEZ’S BUTTHOLE CALLED IT BACK IN JUNE!! AMAZING!!!”

And not “i think we’re gonna see a zombie 0u0″ but like if someone four months ago had said “I bet Lily is alive and is the current host of STEM” because MAN, didn’t see that coming!!

So REBLOG WITH YOUR 3 CURRENT TOTALLY UNFOUNDED HEADCANON PREDICTIONS and hell, maybe if something really random comes true I’ll buy you a shirt off the store or something, you crazy awesome future-seer.

So here’s mine:

1)  The only way to escape STEM is with a body, so Seb is gonna have to give his up for Lily, trapping his teen daughter in the body of a 40 year old alcoholic.

2)  Juli isn’t really Juli, Juli is dead and it’s actually Myra pretending to be Juli to coax Seb back to STEM.

3)  One of the “several antagonists” in the game is going to be a lil’ ol’ farm lady and the enemies in her area are crazed farm animals, COME BACK TO US, GIANT PIG!!

Your turn :D~

The new fifth vital sign

Wayfaring to lil ol lady: Did you enjoy your visit with your family?

LOL: All my family wants to do is f***, f***, f***!  (Each F* punctuated with pelvic thrusting, of course)

Wayfaring: Oh….kay. Um…

LOL: They’ll f*** you too. They’ll f*** you and you’ll like it!

Wayfaring to nurse: Uh, it looks like Ms. T has another UTI.

I have over 1000 pictures of my cats/my families cats so it was hard to pic favs. We got my lil ol lady (but also my baby) Rainbow, both an angel and a dope. My exes darlings Ted and his brother Joker, the sleeping beauties. Last but not least, Blaze, my friends cat. Blaze is only a few months old and NEVER that calm, what a sweetie.

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YOLO 

Designer Julie Katrine Andersen aka Lil’ Ol’ Lady has spelled YOLOU out as food items using 26,000 beads. This piece won her an Outstanding Achievement Award at the HOW International Design Awards and a Best in Class Award at the PRINT Typography and Lettering Award.

anonymous asked:

17, 32, 41, 94 B-)

17) Do you smoke? If so, what? 

NOPE! I tried it for awhile when I was a kid (curiosity *cough*) but did not enjoy it.

32) Are you single?

Single, BUT NOT AVAILABLE?! :O I mean, I don’t think anyone would be interested in an ol’ lil lady like me haha.

41) Do you like dancing?

Oh yes I do! Erm, you can find some videos of me dancing floating in YT xD I’m, by no means, good at it. Kinda ok. Lmao! You just have to find the “right” search word. 

94) How tall are you?

WHY you gotta end with this question!!? xD Ahhh, I’m a short, round asian LOL! Average filipina height… which is… *HACK**COUGH*4′*WHEEZE*11″*GASPS*

BITE ME!

I bet all the Sans-es would be all ‘toller’ than me. >_<

Lol, sans the kirby by @iltialid

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