a/n: i don’t really know where this came from tbh and i really just wanted to write some fluff soooo summary: you find damian up past his bed time words: 1k relationship: damian wayne x mom!reader, bruce wayne x reader tagging: @madelyne-pryor@batarang-s@corusxant
You’re sure that the manor becomes more daunting at night,
even though you knew every inch of your home like the back of your hand and have
lived here with your husband for more years than you’d like to mention, it just
seems creepy at night. The halls looked so much colder and the eyes of the
painting seemed to follow you with each step you took, but you pushed back your
silly fears because you know that they aren’t following you and that there isn’t
anyone else sneaking around- the security system would have alerted you
otherwise- and that you have a mission.
When Damian does something bad and doesn’t want to own up to it he’ll just look at the wall and ignore you.
Alfred coming in yelling about a broken vase? Stare at wall.
Jason’s slightly-annoyed voice mumbling about a stolen sword? Stare at wall.
Bruce asking about a fight at school? Stare at wall.
Dad didn’t tell me we had a Nintendo Wii. He seems to only use it when Joker comes over. I know they’re playing with it without me and I even know that have Mario Kart ‘cuz they keep screaming “go faster” and “I’m almost there.” I wonder if they have the new Smash Bros.
Once, when Bruce dropped by unexpectedly on Jason in his apartment, he found him wearing a Batman tshirt. On asking if it was, in fact, a Batman shirt, Jason told him,
“It IS, but I feel like I should tell you that I am wearing it to represent Dick-Batman, and most definitely NOT Bruce-Batman. Just so we’re clear.”