how come when anyone has a pet snake or spider, not even anything venomous, just like, your run of the mill tarantula or common pet snakes people always freak out like OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT IT CAN BITE YOU?? YOU TRUST THAT THING NOT TO BITE YOU??????

and it’s like
your dog has teeth too, Brenda, and i’m pretty sure you know how to handle your dog so that it doesn’t bite you
snakes is the same

like forreal why do people have this weird bullshit notion that reptiles and arthropods are heartless, cold, unfeeling, violent monsters and are more likely to harm their owners than any mammals?
honestly i’ve been bitten and scratched by dogs and cats and other mammals more times than i can count but i’ve never once in my life been bitten by a snake or spider.

like honestly, every animal has it’s own boundaries and limits and as long as you know how to handle and care for them where you’re not stepping out of that animal’s comfort zone you probably won’t get bit.
(granted some animals’ boundaries are way stricter than others’, but you should always know what you’re getting into before handling any animal)


this is not about a girl
and it’s not about drinking
or youth or
good times or bad times

it’s about
how the haircuts and the
oil changes stack up
on each other,
about how it seems like
your nails need to be trimmed every other day,
how it’s impossible to keep the apartment clean,
about how those that you swore you’d keep with you
haven’t called in years
and you haven’t called them
you have no desire to
call them

it’s about not having time
to fucking stand still,
to at least laugh a little
as it all gets away from you

Awestruck // Dolan Twins

Summary: Your a well known singer that started on YouTube and now you’re on your headlining tour. On your free day you do an impromptu meet and greet before surprising the fans there with something great. Low and behold you catch the attention of the Dolan Twins, specifically the awestruck Ethan.

Characters: Ethan Dolan x Singer!Reader, Grayson Dolan, and Becky (OC)

Words: 3535

Disclaimer: I do not own any gifs, images, songs or jokes that may make an appearance in this. I also do not own YouTube. The songs involved are Macy Kate’s covers of ‘Closer’ (Chainsmokers and Halsey) and ‘Shape of You’ (Ed Sheeran)

Warnings: Swearing, The Dolan Twins (yes that’s a fucking warning), and FLUFF

Author: Caitsy

Tagging: At the end.

A/N: I’ve decided to start writing on the YouTubers that originally gained a following on Vine. These are the Dolan Twins whom post on YouTube every Tuesday. I’ve loved this for a long time!  Also we have an announcement on Saturday so stay tuned for that, because it’s exciting! PLEASE REQUEST ANYTHING

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Originally posted by dolanslife

You had sent out a tweet on twitter to let your fans know that you would be in a specific place with security. It was an impromptu meet and greet on the free day before the concert in L.A. and you were beyond excited. You were known for the multiple covers you did and you had only just gotten your own tour even if it wasn’t all that long.

“Are you going to sing any songs for the fans tonight?” Becky, your manager, asked. You were unpacking your stuff for the three days in the city.

“I’m not sure.” You frowned before shrugging, “I have to leave early to make it to the location without being swamped.”

Becky nodded before going back to checking over the schedule for the tour again. Without her you didn’t know where you would be especially after your other manager fucked everything up.

You only grabbed the necessary things seeing as you had reserved a large building to perform one of your new covers. It was one that was in high demand and you couldn’t resist giving everyone a live viewing as long as they didn’t make noise.

You started off meeting fans and taking the entire morning to do so even with a group of boys far off in the tree line. As the fans met you they would go into the building. It took seven hours before it was a smaller group and you were beyond tired of standing.

“How are you guys today?” You questioned pulling up your camera.

“Good…? Do you know what’s going on right now?”

“You aren’t fans?” You asked looking up to see two boys that look similar to each other. Each of them blinked as if they hadn’t comprehended my question.

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Finally starting up art commissions!! If you’d like more examples of what I can do, here is my art tag.

I will draw:

  • -characters and parings from whatever fandom you’d like
  • your D&D characters (icons, full body, willing to do full page outfit & equipment studies with negotiations to pricing)
  • -OCs (again, just require references or a detailed descriptions)
  • SFW and NSFW (additional charge will be negotiated for NSFW commissions, and I reserve the right to refuse any subject matter that I am uncomfortable with)

I will not draw:

  • Mechas or vehicles
  • heavily detailed backgrounds

Extra characters will cost $10 each

Payment receivable by Paypal only; my apologies

You can contact me in private message or at my email: We can discuss pricing and details there. :3

Don’t hesitate to be very specific about your commission~! If you want a specific colour scheme, pose, dynamic, or any other ideas, feel free to tell me <3


I will only start the commission once payment has been given.

The Paypal fees will be included in the final price.

Thank you~!<3

Music Series: Your Love by Little Mix

I’m going to apologize up front to this Anon. When I saw another request for a Little Mix song, I whined and pouted. I did. Please, don’t get me wrong. I like several of their songs. I’m just not a super fan. So I put this request off for awhile, but I don’t like letting people down, so I want to get it done this morning before I leave for my fitness training. I hope you like it (I actually love this one), sweet Anon, and thank you for asking!

This is “Your Love” by Little Mix, which can be found on Spotify, HERE.




Luxurious lovin’ like Egyptian cotton

If I ain’t got nothin’, least I got you

I wait with the top down, a milli in the bank account

It ain’t what I got but, it’s what you do

You and Harry look at each other, lying in bed, hearing the birds and occasional passing car through the bedroom windows. You see his smile light up his face, and everything just feels…right. You feel his fingers lightly trail along your arm then find your waist as he pulls closer toward you, kissing your lips lightly.

“Mornin’,” his raspy morning voice rings.

“Good morning,” you answer, tracing his lip with your finger.

“Wonderful morning,” he smiles.

In that moment, there was nothing else…no one else…but the two of you…and it was…perfect.

Deeper than oceans, as sweet as devotion, it’s all I need

You pull me close and there’s no way that I can describe

What your love make me feel like, oh…

Dirty dancing in the moonlight

That’s what your love make me feel like, oh…

Come and kiss me like the first time

That’s what your love make me feel like

“Last night was amazing, you know,” you say with a giggle.

“Oh yeah? Which part…exactly?” Harry laughs.

You bite your bottom lip, the corners of your mouth turned upward, as you remember the hours the two of you spent making love.

“You smelled incredible,” you giggle and he laughs.

“Compared to how I normally smell? Or…” he teases.

“You wore my favorite cologne,” you flirt, kissing the tip of his nose.

“I did, yes,” he says, his hand rubbing up and down your side, softly.

You feel his kiss on your lips, gentle but deliberate, slowly tasting you. You lean up over him, smiling at him before biting playfully at his lower lip, forcing a soft moan from his throat, before kissing his lovely pink lips with your own.

Late up on Sunday, ain’t workin’ on Monday

Let’s pack up and run away, just me and you

Come closer ‘cause I want it all over my body

Boy, there ain’t no heartache you can’t undo

“Maybe we could go away for a couple of days, hm?” Harry asks you, pulling your body on top of his and looking up into your face. “Would you like that?”

“I would love being anywhere that you are,” you say as your lips trail from his to the sweet little freckle near his mouth, soon finding that precision jaw that you swear could cut a loaf of fresh-baked bread, leaving small, sweet pecks that slowly find his neck and collarbone. You feel his hips jet up toward you slightly, as you look at his face with a smile. His eyes are closed but his smile is large.

And in that moment, you knew you were going nowhere soon….

Like woah, if you know you’re in love and it feel like the one

Then put 'em up, put 'em up in the sky. Make me sing again

Woah, you’re the one that I need. Take my hand baby, please

Then put 'em up, put 'em up in the sky. Make me sing again

You try to control your breathing as Harry plops his body heavily behind you, harshly struggling to breath at your ear. He pulls you tightly against his chest, feeling the now-softening of his member resting against your ass.

“Fuck…” he releases against your hair, his lips quickly finding your neck. “God, we have an amazing sex life.”

“Yeah,” you say as you release the gulp of air you sucked in earlier.

As both of your breathing begins to fall into a slower, rhythmic pattern, you feel Harry’s arm pull you even closer, kisses landing gently against your shoulder and back.

“Still want to go somewhere, love?” you ask him, content in whatever he wants.

“I think I could stay just like this for the rest of my life,” he replies, his kisses never leaving your skin.

“Is that a no then?” you giggle.

Harry smiles and chuckles lightly. “Just want to stay here and love on you, babe.”

Your love make me feel like

Dirty dancing in the moonlight

That’s what your love make me feel like, oh…

Come and kiss me like the first time

That’s what your love make me feel like

Your love, your love, your love, your love…If you know you’re in love

Your love, your love, your love, your love…And it feels like the world

Your love, your love, your love, your love…Yeah baby, Your love

Your love, your love, your love, your love

1k Celebration!!

So, I recently hit 1,000 followers on here! I just wanted to say thank you, so very much. I think it is unbelievable that I have gained this much of a following in such a short time on here. Only 4 months or so, I think! I know I tried to do a 500 follower celebration, but it really didn’t work out. 

So, I decided that I will be doing ships and blurbs to make up for it. They will be open for approximately 2 weeks (or so, who knows) after May 19th, 2017. That being said, it may take a bit of time for me to get through them all, so please be patient. Here are the rules, if you will:

  • you must be following this trash can.
  • reblog this post. (likes are bookmarks)
  • maybe check out some of my other stuff?
  • try to ask off anon for ships. 
  • please blacklist “kay’s 1k celebration” if you’d like to block these posts.

For the ships, please include:

  • a brief description of yourself/your personality
  • what era you’d like
  • your preferred gender you’re shipped with
  • name if you’d like a ship name as well

For the blurbs, please choose from the following choices: 

  1. a blurb based on a specific song (include the pairing, name of song, artist, and potential lyric you’d like me to focus on)
  2. a blurb based on a specific scene from a Disney movie (include the pairing, name of movie, and scene/quote you’d like me to focus on) 
  • NOTE: these blurbs may be an in an AU setting, or Hogwarts setting depending on what I’m feeling.

And that’s it! Sorry if it is a bit much. The format for the ships will be bellow the cut. I will also be doing the ships first (probably) and then the blurbs. 

Thank you all for following me, it means the world.

Much love, xoxo.

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Heyo! I thought it was high time to host a tumblr awards and give something back to my wonderful followers. Also, thank you for supporting my blog, I really appreciate it. Hope you all enter! [prizes and categories under the cut]

🌟  Rules 🌟

  • must be following me
  • enter by reblogging this post; you may bookmark this post with likes if you wish
  • enter by… Sunday March 12th
  • each category will have 1 winner and 2 runners up
  • this post must reach 40+ notes or this never happened and i’ll be sad

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“What do you mean Bethesda should do more QA? Their glitches are hilarious!”

Right, hilarious glitches like

  • Your settlement’s resources in FO4 being set to 0 with no way to fix it, randomly, which has persisted over multiple patches.
  • Enemy loot randomly having the ‘owned’ tag so picking it up makes companions hate you and some totally unrelated NPCs hostile
  • DLC having a tendency to just not be recognized. Which is an issue on every platform.
  • Having to slaughter all your settlers if Raiders take over your settlement despite killing the Raiders and their leader
  • Collision issues with Nuka World rides making you get stuck in geometry
  • Your character randomly turning invisible which necessitates a game restart on PC and a CONSOLE REBOOT on console.
  • Blurring effects from head injuries persisting permanently with no fix, an issue that has been present since the launch of FO4

Or like all those funny glitches in Skyrim like.

  • NPCs breaking during quests, making them incompletable on console and requiring console commands to fix on PC
  • Clearing out locations during EXPLORING breaking some quests

  • Alduin becoming invincible sometimes when you use THE ANTI-DRAGON SHOUT

  • PS3 Save files becoming so bloated due to a bug they’d eventually break

  • Outright broken quests which will hard-lock the game randomly

okay but do you know how fucking hard it is to be queer and christian? and not just because of homophobia, but like

your parents have always to you that you need to marry a christian husband who loves the lord, and i want to date a godly, christian girl but that’s so difficult because how the heck do i find another sapphic christian??? i just uuggghh life is difficult when you’re queer and christian

anonymous asked:

Hello, guess who? Pixie anon! How about a HC were MC is quiet, until someone mentions something she's passionate about :)



  • such a sweetheart
  • doesn’t mind that you’re shy
  • he says it suits you
  • that it’s cute
  • of course this just make you blush
  • but once he mentions something you like
  • your eyes seem to sparkle
  • and words flow out of your mouth at an incredible speed
  • but he doesn’t mind
  • he finds you fascinating
  • he loves listening to you ramble about the things you love
  • and, either way
  • he does the same thing when he talks about LOLOL


  • he loves everything about you
  • so why would he mind a shy MC that likes talking about certain things?
  • he just loves the fact that you know you can talk to him about anything
  • and he’ll listen
  • Whenever you talk about a subject you both enjoy
  • you’ll both be like
  • screaming at each other in excitement
  • it’s pretty hilarious


  • she loves when you get excited about something
  • seeing you happy makes her happy
  • she’ll nod along
  • adding a few things in here or there
  • making sure you know she’s listening
  • she loves talking with you about things she loves too
  • she’s the same as you, really
  • y’know
  • Zen
  • Zen’s musicals
  • coffee
  • etcetera


  • he thinks you’re so cute when you get excited
  • he could listen to you for hours
  • not very much can be said about this with Jumin
  • he loves you
  • nuff said


  • whatever you get excited about
  • he knows everything about
  • he is sure to look up everything regarding your interests
  • just so you get like that
  • and get really excited
  • he loves your shyness
  • don’t get me wrong
  • but he likes to know about things that get you excited

anonymous asked:

Hello! Would it be possible for you to add a page about how to set up a PayPal etc. to do commissions? I'm considering doing emergency commissions myself, but I haven't done commissions before and I don't know where to start!

Hello! Sorry about the wait, but we have a quick guide for you below, showing how to use a Personal Paypal Account for commissions! However, If you sell at conventions, have a storefront, or wish to take credit/debit cards, you might want to look into a buisness account. There’s a breakdown of the benefits of different accounts here [link]

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anonymous asked:

Hi!! if your still doing the game could you do gay barista!yeri from red velvet

  • works at a flower cafe that’s all pink and yellow pastels 
  • the cafe specializes in different teas made of flowers or herbs and it’s cute all the silverware has delicate petals drawn on and yeri is always wearing a wreath of some kind of small, white or pink flowers 
  • she looks like a fairy princess and the music is always something slow and airy and you’ll see her dancing around behind the register every now and then
  • when she thinks a customer is cute she gives them her favorite cup with chrysanthemums painted on it and she’ll like hide behind her hair when they thank her
  • the minute you come in, yeri is already like !!! because you look adorable and you come over and bashfully ask what yeri would recommend and she’s like “white lily tea!!” and prepares it for you in the chrysanthemum cup and like
  • your fingers brush when she serves it to you and you’re both like ahfokwdw
  • you two steal peeks at each other while you’re at your table and she’s serving others its so cute and soft
  • you comeback the next day and surprise yeri with a flower crown  you bought her on your way over and she immediately puts it on and you two giggle and she’s like “let me say thank you!!” and leans over to kiss your cheek
  • and once again you’re giggling and the entire cafe is like “ahhhhh young luv (-:” 

No, you cannot heal
if healing means leaving me here
alone. I won’t allow it.

Stay close to me, hold
chaos’s hand. Tie your ship
to mine and
we’ll both
go down

No, please don’t heal, don’t
get better if better means
away from me. Don’t do it,
you should stay
and play with
my fire.

I started to heal once,
rehab for ghost hearts and
fragile bones, I patched myself up
with forgiveness and rope.

It came lose over time and the knots
were all frayed and life
undid the healing
I worked so hard for.
Time opens
all wounds.

So it’s better to not try,
accept there is no bandaid that will fix you, you like
your broken parts and
grinding gears, you can’t be
held together with sutures
or forgiveness or rope.

Don’t heal.
Don’t leave me here, broken.
Don’t make me fall in love
as you’re walking away.

sometimes i think of you, of who you could be
i wonder what you’ll be like
your voice, your hobbies,
the color of your hair
your mind - what are you thinking about?
your name
i wonder
i know
for sure
that i’ll love you
and you me
and we’ll make something of ourselves
the way we both always imagined it

and so
i wait