likes pugs

anonymous asked:

Hello, I really love your Guess The Breed game. Don't find my question stupid, but I've always wondered how is it possible to have mixes like, for example, pug-newfoundland or chihuahua-borzoi? I mean, how is it possible for parents to mate when they are so different in size? For me it always seemed to be a mystery. Thank you!

Thank you 😊

If there’s a will, there’s a way! Huge dogs wouldn’t be able to mate with tiny dog naturally, but tiny dogs can be determined and easily mate with a huge dog (i.e.; laying down)

Some mixes can occur via artificial insemination if you’re dealing with a breeder.

Efi voice: Actually Spiderman is my favorite superhero because red is my favorite color and he reminds me of my cousin’s tarantula. Do you like tarantulas? I don’t because they’re too hairy but I like dogs because they’re hairy. Ironic, isn’t it? Do you like dogs? What kind of dogs do you like? I like pugs and poodles, but not the ones with the funny cut hair. Do you like those? Anyway, I wish there was a dog superhero. What would you call a dog superhero? What kind of superpowers would a dog superhero have?

Hanzo, who’s been listening intently the entire time: No, very, yes, German shepherds, yes. If SPIDERman has spider powers then maybe.. Dog…man? With the power to turn into a dog.

fallenstar27  asked:

So what dog do you like best? I know Seán has always talked about getting a jack russel but they are very hyper so idk if you'll go with that haha. So what is your preference? Maybe a corgi? Pug?

I would definitely prefer a pug, as in a lap dog that is fairly straight forward to train and doesn’t require a whole lot of exercise, but Sean doesn’t like pugs that much. He would much prefer a more energetic dog with pointy ears that he can run and play with haha! We’ll find a compromise one day, I’m sure! :P

The lovely Brianna @ydg-ing tagged me in this lil challenge

  • Rules: To post my 9 fave albums!!!
  • And tag others after completion

I am absolutely terrible at favourites and there’s no way that I can put all of the ones I love in and they’re all amazing so i’m just ordering it alphabetically (I’m cheating and putting 11 but I couldn’t choose just one from these bands)

1. Chasing Ghosts by The Amity Affliction

2. Dear G-D by Being As An Ocean

3. The Difference Between Hell and Home by Counterparts

4. I’m Almost Happy Here, But I Never Feel At Home by Hotel Books

+ Run Wild, Young Beauty by Hotel Books

5. Somewhere At the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair by La Dispute

+ Wildlife by La Dispute

6. Cry Baby by Melanie Martinez

7. I’ll Keep You In My Mind, From Time To Time by Moose Blood

8. Chemical Miracle by Trophy Eyes

9. The Wombats Proudly Present… This Modern Glitch

I tag: @ganja-pxnk @deepnecks @ghostishboy @dizepm @like-a-majestic-pug @bury-ur-flame @vanstopmodel @gh0stz @pursuingthetruth

Taste | Draco Malfoy & Slytherin!Reader

Summary: Reader and Draco Malfoy are best friends. They’re just getting into puberty, and Draco wants to learn how to kiss well so he asks her for help.

Writing Prompt #151 by @ourwritingprompts

“Welcome to my humble abode.”

“This place reeks of body odor and desperation.”

Warnings: Use of (Y/L/N), which stands for “Your Last Name”. Also, this is based around the summer of year 3 - year 4 :)


The first time he saw her, he thought she was ugly. Annoying. An abomination to the Slytherin house. But then, as she kept crossing his path on a daily basis, he began to feel attracted to her and her mean spirit towards the Granger girl. Despite her pug-like appearance, Draco Malfoy began liking Pansy Parkinson.

He had come clean about his feelings towards the girl to a few of his friends, as well as he looked forward to spend more time with her, even if it was just to do Charms homework. But –what was next? Draco Malfoy had never had any feeling for anybody, let alone be with someone. So, as he watched the Eagle Owl leave through his window with a letter attached to its paw, he prayed for a fast reply from the only person that was capable of helping him.

Thankfully, the reply came in a short time, followed by the apparition of a familiar girl at the Malfoy Manor’s doorstep. As (Y/N) (Y/L/N) smirked at him behind the black doorway, he couldn’t have thanked Salazar Slytherin enough for his best friend.

“Where are your parents?” she asked as they climbed up the large marble staircase.

“Father’s not home, mother’s here –somewhere.” he answered simply.

“Oh,” she only said. Finally, they reached the black door that led to Draco’s room.

He opened it and entered the large bedroom, turning as he opened his arms in an inviting manner.

“Welcome to my humble abode.”

(Y/N) cocked an eyebrow “This place reeks of body odor and desperation.”

Draco grunted, his arms falling heavily on his sides “You’re not helping, (Y/N)”

“I’m joking.” she laughed as she raised her arms in surrender. Truth was, the bedroom was far away from being humble, and the scent it held was of a strong fragrance that (Y/N) had learned to adore.

Draco proceeded to slump down on his bed, followed by a grunt. The girl walked towards the mattress, and sat down on the other side.

“Seriously, Draco, is it too bad?”

“Well, yes!” he exclaimed, sitting up suddenly “I’ve haven’t even had my first kiss!”

“And you want me to teach you?” she quizzed, and scoffed as Draco nodded with pleading eyes “Draco, I’ve only kissed Blaise Zabini.”

“More than once,”

“Well… yeah.” (Y/N) admitted, blushing. Last year, she had had her first kiss with her fellow Slytherin classmate. She thought that would be it, but instead, one turned into two, two into three and then she realized she had lost count. She didn’t know where her relationship with Blaise stood now, but she was too busy trying to figure out how to help Draco –especially when his hormones were all over the place at age fourteen.

“Malfoy, please do keep in mind that Pansy has only kissed Terence Higgs –and she told me he was awful.”

Draco laughed “I know, but still, I want to be good when she kisses me.”

(Y/N) couldn’t help but snort at the last bit. Draco scoffed and rolled his eyes, now getting annoyed at his best friend.

“So are you going to help me or not?”

Before he could say anything else, (Y/N) had suddenly grabbed both of his cheeks and pulled him in a kiss. Draco was caught off ward, but in a matter of seconds he closed his eyes and puckered up, feeling rather nervous as his heart thumped against his chest. He placed an awkward hand on (Y/N)’s thigh, but decided it was better if he placed them both on her waist. (Y/N) opened her mouth briefly, allowing both of their lips to now move in sync. She furrowed her eyebrows as she felt Draco’s bottom lip too close to her chin, so she took control and lifted his head slightly so his lips would be touching hers.

She couldn’t lie to herself; for a first kiss, Draco was doing pretty well. As Draco began to lean back, she leaned forward, until she caught on that Draco was done kissing her. She opened her eyes and saw his old, grey pupils staring at her with a small shimmer in them. (Y/N) was in trance as she stared back; something seemed to have clicked inside of her head when they kissed, her heart was racing and on her skin, several goose bumps had appeared. She only came back to her senses once Draco’s voice shattered the silence.

“So? How was it?”

“I think I’ll need a second taste.”

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Heyy im Noora and im equally fascinated by and afraid of the ocean 🐬🌊🦈

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That’s how we do it in the Nine-Nine. Catch bad guys and look good doing it.

+ Bonus