How to survive Valentines Day
First of all, you don’t.
1) Don’t say it. If you don’t say it, if you don’t acknowledge it, it’s not happening.
It’s just another day, just a regular Sunday. Just like any other day of the week, but you get to sleep in! And have a nice breakfast.
…on your own…
2) You might not be able to completely avoid V-Day - I’m not saying its name - you can’t completely ignore V-Day though. (seriously, every single store is obsessed with it) That means you need a survival strategy (well, i don’t know if you need one, but I definitely do!)
Seriously, why are all my friends in functional relationships???
Where was I? Oh, right, survival strategies. So, you have 2 options now:
a) kidnap someone and force them to be your valentine: “Ey, you, you’re my valentine now. No discussion.” I wouldn’t advise it though - that’s illegal … in most places in this world.
b) Get some DVDs or a laptop with an internet connection and some chocolate. You now also have the choice to either treat yourself or to treat yourself and your bank account. Shoutout to discounted Christmas chocolate leftovers! (Seriously, I stocked up on the cheapest sweets I could find - still sugar, but less money spent!)
3) So you now have sweets and entertainment. All you need to do now is hide in your room all day.
Just kidding, here’s a better idea: Go outside, find a fun event to go to! There are a bunch of Chinese New Year Celebrations still going on! Go there and have an amazing, exciting, ingenious, original, unbelievably fun day by yourself!
At least that’s what I’m going to do.
I love you all a valen-ton!