like-in-gta

why are guns so fucking loud. im 13 stories up and i can hear niggas bussin shots like its right outside my window. gave my cat a damn heart attack and now she wont leave me alone. 

i never seent a nigga move that fast though hit the roof of the car like it was GTA and was down the block. shit was type wild 

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You made a bit of money, and you became a turd.

I got news for ya: I was always a turd!

No! You weren’t, man! You were something!
But now, man, yeah, you’re like this place, you’re a shell!

‘violent video games are affecting our kids!’
okay, then don’t buy your kid a violent video game

i love picking up hitchhikers! i love actually taking them where they want to go!
i love forcing trevor to do a Good Thing he’s not even getting paid for!
i love making him listen to random stranger’s problems! i love seeing him occasionally show a bit of sympathy! i love him being fucking awkward about it!
i lov!!!

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maybe it's just me but i love how like, confident cr1tikal has been with his videos over the last year or two. like the ones which are more 'out there' like the gta havoc/etc stuff, the captain pronin series, the dubs of infomercials and jokey videos like true innocence takes sacrifice. i used to watch him once a week for 10 minutes of him taking the piss out of something like a shitty pc game or fps but he does so much stuff nowadays, it's really great.

Agreed. I can’t imagine a world without the Captain Pronin videos.

I had a dream where Superman called in a several megaton bomb strike on an arguing mother and daughter because he was being controlled by several thousand discordant voices and could not perform basic tasks like not bombing bickering relatives.

“I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, IT’S ME I HATE” IS A REAL ACTUAL LEGITIMATE TREVOR->MICHAEL QUOTE AND I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL!!!!!
I AM GONE!!!!! I AM LEAVING THIS MORTAL SPHERE BEHIND AND DESCENDING INTO A PIT OF ETERNAL FIRE!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!