Top five Sansa/Petyr headcanons
- She’s a dog person and he’s a cat person. I apply this to any canon.
- Both strive to be the most fashionable people in any room they’re in, they sit in the corner judging peoples basic outfits like “Oh, I love your neck ruffle, where’d you get it? It’s old valyrian? ooh vintage.” and then when they leave “That is the ugliest neck ruffle I have ever seen.”. Sansa would also be one of those court ladies who have a different dress for like everyday of the year, sometimes two dress changes in a day, because she’s bougie and Petyr spoil her rotten, buying anything she wanted. Partly to buy her love, and partly to show off like the nouveu riche fcker her is.
- If people ever want anything from Baelish, they start going through Sansa. Oh, we want to ask for a loan? Aid for our business? Even Olyvar if he thinks the brothel needs to buy some new pillows. Go ask Sansa, and she may work that into a suggestion to Petyr, because 88% of the time, he’ll be convinced by her and not by you. Sansa also becomes incredibly slick in getting what she wants from him also.
- Sansa having his children while married to someone else. Because I like the parallel to Cersei having her secret bastard children flaunted in the open, with the father still close and they’re the only ones wise to it. I like the idea of them marrying eachother as well, but this headcanon is more scandalous ie BETTER.
- Petyr is a scorpio and Sansa is pisces, because it fits so well for each of them, and even the love match between these two signs lines up with how I view their dynamic, so no one will change my mind on this, they are scorpio and pisces I accept no other zodiac head canon.