like you're one to talk doctor

clarissemccellan-deactivated201  asked:

Hi! For starters thank you for being so lovely. I was prescribed medication today for anxiety/ OCD. I was wondering if you have any advice about medication. I know you're not a doctor, but I have my therapist and doctor telling me one thing and my parents having the exact opposite opinion and I feel like I'm drowning in the middle. You've been open about your mental health so I was wondering what your experiences with medication have been like. Thank you for listening and for being you.

Okay, so I think it’s extremely important to talk to your parents, especially if you’re a minor. Do not take advice from an Internet Person who doesn’t know you, just because it’s what you want to hear.

That said, unless your parents are doctors and psychiatrists, I would listen to the medical professionals who are trying to help you get better.

Maybe you can ask your parents to come into the room with you for a session, just briefly, to discuss everyone’s concerns and answer everyone’s questions.

I’m so sorry you’re drowning in the middle. I know that feeling very well.

thecolourfulrainbow  asked:

Sorry, don't know if you're the right person to ask this to. I saw the 'Safe Sex is Hot Sex' military advisory advert in a block section of one of your recent posts. Do you know where I can find the original? It looks exactly like one of Leyendecker's adverts for Kuppenheimer in 1918 only the nurse has been removed (fun fact, Leyendecker was queer!). I'm curious if the image has been doctored, or if the image was reused at a later date? Thanks!

I’m assuming you’re talking about these 2?

As far as I can tell, yes, the bottom image is doctored from the top. The original source for the image appears to be worth1000.com (now designcrowd.com). This is a graphic design (photoshop) website. I think a user edited the first image into the second and it’s being passed around as real. 

I don’t blame people for thinking it’s real, though. It’s such a fantastic edit! Although the presentation of the title–capital letters highlighted and font used–make it look closer to mid century than early, condoms were legally advertised in the USA to prevent disease around 1918 (it was illegal in at least 30 states to use/advertise condoms as birth control then). 

I think what really gives it away though is how blatant it’s being about sex in general, never mind the gays.  This is 1918. I highly doubt that someone around this period would openly advertise using the words “hot sex” regardless of whether or not they were promoting condoms. Also, I don’t know if the usage is the same around WW1, but I know that during the 50s “hot” was often used to mean “skilled” rather than “very attractive.” That was a major surprise to me when I read This Island Earth and all of a sudden one male character called another “hot,” in reference to his ability with planes and technology. 

I got off topic at the end there, but yeah, it appears to be a fake. It’s a good fake, but a fake nonetheless. 

aviewfrommercury  asked:

Hey, I've been trying to research progesterone and I'm still not even sure if it's a single chemical or a name for a group of similar ones and it feels like it gets used so interchangeably that I'm getting lost a bit. May I ask what brand of progesterone you're taking?

Ok so I’ve gotten multiple asks about Progesterone since I started going on it and talking abt it. So like, obviously I’m not a doctor or whatever, but I can definitely talk abt what I know and my experiences w it! Sorry that this is gonna be a kinda long response.

So first of all, progesterone is a ‘sex hormone’/steroid hormone that everyone produces in different amounts. In that way, it’s similar to Estrogen and Testosterone. There are ways to take progesterone (creams, pills) but what I’m on is called Prometrium, which is considered ‘bioidentical’ (that is, of the same chemical structure as what the body makes). There are things called “Progestins” that not chemically identical to progesterone, but at used to have similar effects to progesterone. From what I understand, the depression that lots of people have w progestins doesn’t usually occur w bioidentical progresterone.

Progestins (and progresterone) are used for lots of things, like as a part of birth control, or like to avoid endomitriosis if you are on synthetic estrogen (and have a vagina you were born w). It’s also used for HRT for cis women after they hit menopause sometimes; that’s what my mom used it for.

Progesterone as a pretty big range in the hormonal menstrual cycle. Some trans women want to mimic that by taking progesterone only for like a week out of the month, or going on for two weeks and off for two weeks. Having gone through the emotionality that I did from just going on it, that sounds hellish to me, but like that’s not the form that my dysphoria takes, so I’m not gonna come down on anyone for what they do.

Lots of medical practitioners for trans women don’t want to prescribe progesterone for a variety of seeming contradictory reasons: it doesn’t do anything, it has a bunch of negative effects, the changes it causes are only temporary, whatever.

The site that I looked at with my NP was this one: http://transhealth.ucsf.edu/trans?page=guidelines-feminizing-therapy . The way that he talked to me about it was that if you brought a group of trans women who took progesterone into a room, 3 would say that it didn’t do anything for them noticeably, another 3 would say that it was terrible and they were moody and emotional all the time and it was generally unpleasant, and 3 would say that it was calming and really helped with their bodies and dysphoria.

As for my personal experience w it, I would say that I’m in the last group: I’ve really had good experiences w progesterone, although there have been some issues as well.

So, as for body changes, I have had a *lot* of change of my general shape and esp my breasts. like to the extent that I may have grown more from being on it for a couple of months than my years of just estrogen. Like, the shape is more round, and I’ve basically gained a cup I would say; it’s been kinda crazy because I’m not used to hrt doing changes quickly, and progesterone has definitely worked fast for me. I’ve gained a lot of weight, which has positive effects (like body shape) even tho it is also kicking up my ED shit.

As for emotional changes, this has actually been a mixed bag for me, like hrt has been generally. I mean, i think people are always oversimplifying when they talk abt how hormones effect things, because we’re complex and dynamic beings. But the way I can talk abt it is to say that like… I cry a lot more than i used to. I didn’t cry for several years, and now I sometimes cry on the train when I think abt wishing I could have children (extremely bad for the movement, but #whatever). And like, when I get really emotional, it is like… much *more* than it was previously and like I feel a bit foolish and stereotypical at how much I can feel those things. But at the same time, I feel like at the stable point I am now, I am in some sense relatively calmer, and can like get thru difficult conversations better and more calmly than I could before. This is not the case when you are first starting: the first week for me was like such a mood swing city that I felt like every annoying Tina Fey depiction of a hormonal woman I had ever seen.

Other things to note: I’m hungry all the god damn time. But, I feel cold less! When I wake up now, it is much harder for me to go back to sleep (this was the first thing I noticed abt it actually). I actually felt like my libido was somewhat negatively affected by it at first as I got used to it, but there are a lot of third variables going on there. At this point in a stable dose, I feel like my libido is maybe a little bit more, but mostly in the same ballpark. It’s changed how my sexuality functions a little bit (I feel like I’m less into men, I feel maybe more masochistic) but that’s totally just me and who knows why.

anyhow, I hope this helps anyone who has been interested in my general experience here.

anonymous asked:

I just recently got a gf and she makes everything better when we talk I feel so warm and we have so much in common and tells me how she feels like we've met before we both like science and art so we're always talking about space and theories we've come with she's s music addict like me so we send each other playlist and I feel so natural with her and she just text me and she's like " I swear I think you're my soulmate" and I feel so fuzzy my heart is about to explode

You need to see a doctor. Heart attack is one of the main causes of death. 😀

Perks of Being a Wallflower for the Signs
  • Aries: "And there are people who forget what it's like to be 16 when they turn 17. I know these will all be stories someday. And our pictures will become old photographs. We'll all become somebody's mom or dad. But right now these moments are not stories. This is happening."
  • Taurus: "I know I'm quiet... and, and I know I should speak more. But if you knew the things that were in my head most of the time, you'd know what it really meant. How, how much we're alike, and how we've been through the same things... and you're not small. You're beautiful."
  • Gemini: "This one moment when you know you're not a sad story. You are alive, and you stand up and see the lights on the buildings and everything that makes you wonder. And you're listening to that song and that drive with the people you love most in this world. And in this moment I swear, we are infinite."
  • Cancer: “She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just takes time. ”
  • Leo: "You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love."
  • Virgo: "You see things and you understand. You're a wallflower."
  • Libra: - "Why do I and everyone I love pick people who treat us like we're nothing?"
  • - "We accept the love we think we deserve."
  • Scorpio: - "Sam, do you think if people knew how crazy you really were, no one would ever talk to you?"
  • - "All the time."
  • Sagittarius: "My doctor said we can't choose where we come from but we can choose where we go from there. I know it's not all the answers but it was enough to start putting these pieces together."
  • Capricorn: “Standing on the fringes of life... offers a unique perspective. But there comes a time to see what it looks like from the dance floor.”
  • Aquarius: "If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am."
  • Pisces: “So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.”

anonymous asked:

I'm 20 and became aware of alters when I was 17. I've been abused in my childhood and I'm talking to a doctor right now about this. But is it normal to not notice it until you're that old? I can't recall if I felt it when I was young too. Want to note that I most likely have OSDD if I'm a system, since I don't have much memory problems.

That’s pretty common, actually. 

DID and OSD-1 are complex disorders. Alters and trauma memories will often “hide” until one is safe enough/outside of abuse and can handle recovering memories. It’s pretty common that people won’t know they have alters and/or repressed trauma until early adulthood. 

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and in the end, they learned they weren’t that different after all.

The 100 S02E11 Recap - Coup de Grace
  • <mount hell>
  • Bellamy: how dare you lock me up
  • Bellamy: don't you know who I am
  • Grounder: shut up
  • Grounder: they take the strongest ones
  • Grounder: and baby
  • Grounder: you look strong ;)
  • Bellamy: ...
  • Bellamy: do I know you
  • Grounder: uhh
  • Grounder: no?
  • Bellamy: wait
  • Bellamy: ...Murphy?
  • Bellamy: what are you doing here?
  • Grounder: ???
  • <mount weather>
  • Jasper: yo
  • Jasper: old man
  • Jasper: where's my best bud
  • Bald Eagle: ...
  • Bald Eagle: I have no idea what you're talking about
  • Jasper: tell me or I'll stab you with this ancient sword
  • Bald Eagle: ...
  • Bald Eagle: ha
  • Bald Eagle: as if I care
  • Bald Eagle: I'm like 100 years old
  • Bald Eagle: doctors say I'm due for a stroke at any time
  • Jasper: ...
  • Jasper: uh well
  • Bald Eagle: jk I'm 96 don't hurt me
  • <camp human>
  • Clarke: I suddenly know how to treat severe radiation burns
  • Indra: about that
  • Indra: who said anything about treating him
  • Indra: it's torture time
  • Clarke: jfc you people
  • Clarke: do what you want
  • Clarke: I'll be at the radio
  • Clarke: ...
  • Clarke: waiting for the sweet sound of my lover's voice
  • <dog pound>
  • Bellamy: even upside down I look great
  • Bellamy: maybe it's cause I'm naked
  • Bellamy: naaaaaked
  • <treatment room>
  • Maya: for a room full of upside down meat sacs
  • Maya: they should probably, y'know
  • Maya: lock the door
  • Maya: or something
  • Maya: ...
  • Maya: oh hey Bellamy
  • Maya: sup
  • Bellamy: sup
  • Bellamy: nm
  • Bellamy: just hanging around
  • <Guard enters>
  • <fight fight fight>
  • Guard: I just came out here to have a good time draining bodies and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
  • Guard: literally
  • <guard dies>
  • Bellamy: ok so where do I get some clothes around here
  • <base camp>
  • Kane: abby I'd like to be your second husband
  • Abby: marcus shut up
  • Abby: I have actual problems
  • Abby: like how Clarke thinks she's better than me
  • Kane: ...
  • Kane: ...but she is
  • Abby: I'm glad you agree that I'm better
  • Abby: god, how can the grounders and mt. weather think of Clarke as our leader
  • Abby: it's not like she's leading us
  • Abby: and telling us what to do
  • Abby: and making treaties
  • Abby: and planning combat strategies
  • Abby: and is the whole reason we survived
  • Abby: like fuck
  • Abby: she's done nothing
  • Abby: goddamn youth
  • Abby: so entitled
  • <mount hell>
  • Bellamy: I'll come back for you Murphy I promise
  • <operating room>
  • Bald Eagle: I changed my mind
  • Bald Eagle: marrow harvesting is a no-go
  • Bald Eagle: so plz stop
  • Doctor: ...
  • Doctor: how bout no
  • Bald Eagle: how bout jail
  • <base camp>
  • Kane: tell me your secrets
  • Mt. Weather Guy: tell me yours
  • Kane: ...
  • Kane: c'mon, man
  • Kane: I gotta impress the lady behind me
  • Mt. Weather Guy: ...
  • Mt. Weather Guy: the hot piece of ass with the brown hair?
  • Kane: you know it
  • Mt. Weather Guy: ...
  • Mt. Weather Guy: ok I'll talk
  • <Mt. Doom>
  • Rando Suit Guy: hey Maya you dtf
  • <security bay>
  • Vampire: sup dad
  • Bald Eagle: don't 'dad' me
  • Bald Eagle: you're no son of mine
  • Vampire: but daaaaad
  • <base camp>
  • Abby: Clarke you're not in charge
  • Clarke: lol
  • <Mt. Doom>
  • Kid: my dad's training for the ground
  • Bellamy: *was training
  • <dorms>
  • Jasper: k guys let's bounce
  • Jasper: ...
  • Jasper: or not
  • <base camp>
  • Clarke: oh thank god Bellamy
  • Clarke: are you okay?
  • Bellamy: yeah
  • Bellamy: I'm okay
  • Kane: hi okay, I'm marcus
  • <deep emo music for the Bald Eagle>
  • Bald Eagle: I am such angst
  • Vampire: I am also such angst
  • <base camp>
  • Abby: listen here daughter
  • Abby: I'm your mother and you will do what I-
  • Clarke: nope
  • Abby: ...
  • Abby: what?
  • Clarke: you may be the Chancellor, but I'm in charge
  • Clarke: so plz move aside
  • Clarke: cause you're no longer making the rules
  • Abby: ...
  • Clarke: nailed it

catholicschoolhurl  asked:

pt. 1 so this is for those who can't afford health insurance and need a consultation about a pressing issue/mental health care/ basically anything else!!!! especially women/girls!! there's this new app called Maven Clinic and it's specifically designed for women who don't have the time or money for traditional healthcare. basically you can facetime with a doctor- therapists, OBGYNs, nutritionists, nurse practitioners and get a consultation at any time of day. it's really helpful if you're low on

money or time and can’t make your way to an office to wait for an hour for a 10 minute talk. you can even get prescriptions from it. i got really good advice about dealing with my gallbladder problems as i haven’t been able to eat properly for months and it took me literally 10 minutes with a really cool nutritionist lady doctor who face-timed me from her living room. appointments are like $20 and if you use the code ASSUMPTION16 your first one is free (i only needed one) it’s so helpful if you can’t afford a doctor and just need to ask quick advice especially for mothers and girls with like reproductive issues. also if you need to talk to a therapist and don’t have time to make it every week. message me if you have any questions but everyone needs to know about this especially women because its geared for them and could help a lot of people who need a quick doctors appointment/consultation!

i know a lot of girls can’t afford healthcare so please share this with your followers <3 it really saved my life

I usually don’t post this kind of stuff but I checked it out and it seems really great!

- Altec

Your Signs Life in a Few Words
  • Aries: All over the place, Being Leader, Luck in Action-Oriented places.
  • Taurus: Materialistic, Over-induldged, "Go Big or Go Home".
  • Gemini: Intellectual poweress, Excitement, Lots of fluctuations in personality and opinions.
  • Cancer: Fluctuations between optimistic and pessimistic views, constantly being in a relationship, possibly a service career (like hair, cosmotology, face-to-face jobs)
  • Leo: Being called weird, Having a lot of things you're embarrassed of but don't regret, optimism.
  • Virgo: A Lawyer or Doctor type. Has lots to talk about at all times. Probably won't marry until theyre like, 35, but will be in one relationship for about 10 years+.
  • Libra: Judgemental. Adventures are there, but you tred cautiously. You see the world for what it is. You're accepting.
  • Scorpio: Jumps head-first into everything. You'll find yourself in a lot of nets that may cause your physical/mental preformance to struggle, but you always bounce back. Cynical.
  • Sagittarius: The Nomad. Constantly traveling, leaving people behind, usually the "slutty friend". Falling in and out of love easy.
  • Capricorn: Working for long periods of time, cynical humor, being friends with everyone at the work place, probably got caught up in drugs and shit when they were young.
  • Aquarius: Unique, always trying to fix everything for everyone but themselves. Doesn't care about their own emotions.
  • Pisces: Loves hard and fast. Passive aggressive. Stuck in wanderlust and is optimistic. Loves the thought of doing things no one else will. A Dreamer.
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(Another one for @berry-kitten-paws )
The rain patted softly against the clear plastic of the bubble tent. You sat on the small double-cot and stared up at the sky. It was so marvelous and peaceful…until you heard an agrivated sigh.

“I don’t understand why we couldn’t camp in the TARDIS.” the Doctor groaned.

“Doctor,” You sighed, “why are you complaining when you can experience this?” You gestured toward the ceiling.

“(Y/n), why are we experiencing this when we could be experiencing a sunset on another planet or SOMETHING?” He whined.

You laughed, pinching the bridge of your nose in slight annoyance, “Doctor, how the hell are you supposed to see what I’m even talking about when you’re laying on your stomach?”

“I’m comfortable.” The brunette protested.

Chuckling, you gripped his arms and flipped him over to the best of you ability, “Why don’t you see what I see?”

When the Doctor finally gave up on arguing and took in the view, his eyes widened.

“This is kinda beautiful, (y/n). Kinda like you.”

You chuckled, not entirely used to hearing him flirt, “Told ya.”

My eating habits change when I switch interests. Doctor Who has me eating more “British” foods, Stranger Things was lots of pizza and junk food, Steven Universe was lots of sweet fruity things, especially strawberry and a lot of just…not eating at all tbh, waaay back with mlp it was lots of apes and sweets like cupcakes,, and now with Little Witch Academia it’s like noodles. I sort of noticed with su but with lwa the amount of cup noodles has risen like 1000% bc when I was into Once I decided they weren’t good enough for me or smth idk.

Of course it’s always horrifying to see yourself…One is always slightly disappointed- I think I’m much better looking than that.
— 

Peter Capaldi, on not liking to watch himself in Doctor Who (his part starts at 7:22; the quote is from about 9:45)

Peter, dear, you’re gorgeous. Trust us. We know what we’re talking about.

BBC Jekyll Sentences
  • "Do you want to play lions?"
  • "Who the FUCK is Mister Hyde?"
  • "Just once...Just bloody once, could you tell me where you parked?"
  • "Oh, Mary Poppins! I love Mary Poppins! I could EAT Mary Poppins!"
  • "That's got to be handy."
  • "Why did you lie to me?
  • "Rule one: don't lie to me! I can smell lies."
  • "Don't ever lie. to. me."
  • "Why do you really want this job?"
  • "Don't open your mouth unless you're telling me the truth."
  • "Love a girl with secrets."
  • "As long as the lights and cameras are on, you're safe."
  • "The lights are off...and you're dinner."
  • "Welcome to the company, Mary Poppins."
  • "I don't drink whiskey."
  • "'He' drank! 'He' took the car! Why am I getting the look?!"
  • "It's always the same tea."
  • "You don't do crosswords."
  • "And why not?"
  • "They're for fun."
  • "Good lord, really?"
  • "I'm fairly certain you used to have some sort of ego."
  • "First fag of the day, always hits the spot!"
  • "Don't worry. I have a good doctor."
  • "The night is young, there's a beautiful girl, and somebody is going to die. That's you, by the way."
  • "Trust me, the neck's good: quick for me, easy for you...everybody's happy!"
  • "I don't get a lot of pleasure from killing children...but I get enough."
  • "Let's play llliiiiiiioooonsss!"
  • "Billy! What do you think? Could I be a Billy?"
  • "My liver applied for a transplant."
  • "I hope I didn't catch you in the middle of someone."
  • "That's interesting because I've always thought of you like a bit of a hard-on."
  • "Oh?"
  • "Usually disappointing."
  • "He has Disney favorites?"
  • "My dark side likes Mary Poppins. No wonder I was bullied at school."
  • "It's raining, it's pouring _____ is boring!"
  • "Is he doing you?"
  • "I'm your new nanny."
  • "You must have quite an appetite."
  • "The most powerful creature on the planet, that's what I'm lookin' at. The fastest. The smartest. The best. And you’re British – so it’s even funny."
  • "Wakey...wakey..."
  • "You put my SON in a cage with LIONS."
  • "You've heard of good cop, bad cop? This is the movie!"
  • "Don't lie to me! Don't annoy me."
  • "Entirely up to you of course, but I'd say...the front of the queue!"
  • "Oh, ______, alone at last!"
  • "Don't play these games. Not with me."
  • "Know what've I got? You."
  • "Yep. Took your keys."
  • "Took my keys too."
  • "You won't hurt me!"
  • "I'LL EAT YOU!"
  • "I know how he thinks."
  • "I AM HOW HE THINKS!"
  • "Then you have a problem because he likes me."
  • "She's running, she's crying! She turned off the lights and she's DYING!"
  • "Come to daddy!"
  • "Time of the month?"
  • "Bit rich coming from the wolf-man."
  • "You're missing out. It's like sex. But there's a winner."
  • "Kids a bit...freaked."
  • "Well, yeah, what can you do? Someone tried to feed him to a lion."
  • "Then he will kill you."
  • "Then I won't die! I don't have the time."
  • "I don't want a drink."
  • "Sit! On! The chair!"
  • "You could have killed me!"
  • "Yes and this is my good side."
  • "Listen, can I tell ya, I haven't fucked anything in days, seriously a gust of wind and I go off! "
  • "So, nothing personal but I hope you don't have any plans that involve walking straight."
  • "Fantast-ische!"
  • "Well stop me in the middle if I'm doing it wrong."
  • "No. We just share a dick."
  • "First one of you that starts getting nervous, starts pulling that trigger? Dead."
  • "Hope you have a nicer boss."
  • "Yes, I'm a doctor. Know what I do with symptoms? I look them up on the internet."
  • "Did I bring the wrong thumb?"
  • "Sorry, hun. I should have mentioned I'm Dracula!"
  • "Oh this feels good--roomy! I could put up shelves!"
  • "The wife, and the ex, girls together, all friends now - the bastard's dead."
  • "The thing about consuming an alter-ego, bit like a Chinese, a minute later you're hungry again."
  • "Talk to me like you know me again, in public, where people can see, and the next sound you hear will be your own neck snapping. Do we have a basis for communication?"
  • "Hello, Mister Tumor. Goodbye, Daylight!"
  • "I've got rewind. Look at that. I've got digital rewind - It's like Sky Plus in here!"
  • "I finally found the adult channels."
  • "You know the way you sometimes think men are mentally undressing you?"
  • "She switched channels!"
  • "Fantastic arse."
  • "Trust me, I'm a psychopath!"
  • "I've got him sitting in a helicopter. No it's a moped, no it's a helicopter."
  • "Actually, it could have been a horse."
  • "Sorry, but you won't be dealing with Junior anymore. Daddy's home."
  • "People think that ____ is Rage. Or Hate. Or Greed. Or Lust. But _____ is far worse."
  • "Love is a psychopath."
  • "He's a psychopath for God's sake!"
  • "Look at that... Look what you did... This was CLEAN ON THIS MORNING!"
  • "SHOW SOME RESPECT!"
  • "Here it comes...tickles."
  • "A good man until the day he died."
IM SO SORRY FOR THIS BATTLE OF THE SHIPS....
  • Announcer: Epic Ship BATTLES OF HISTORY
  • Announcer: SOLANGELO
  • ANNOUNCER: VERSUS
  • ANNOUNCER: GUMLEE! BEGIN!
  • Will:
  • A wad of gum and a vamp,
  • hey that's knew.
  • How can we take you seriously if you're a cartoon
  • You will never be official,
  • just face the facts,
  • I can write a limerick to put you to shame while getting an afternoon snack.
  • Your story is lame,
  • you have a preteen girl save you? (what a shame....)
  • You two are just clones
  • You think you can get into our zone?
  • We got a better chance of getting together than you'll get in a million years
  • I can't wait to watch you shed your tears
  • Come talk to me when you fight and get a scar
  • Enough said, Go crawl back in your twilight book so you can sparkle like a shooting star.
  • Marshall: Actually I burn, but that doesn't stop me from me from killin like a machete
  • I make people scream louder than a game of five nights at Freddy's.
  • You shouldn't talk Solace, I see what you do,
  • using doctor pickup lines to get close to your boo
  • And give up di Anglo, you're weak!
  • having a crush on Jackson is one thing, but you slapped your fandom on the cheek
  • I'm a thousand years of age, and you whine because you're a decade,
  • I can't wait to see you die and watch your corpse decay!
  • *Nico stares angrily*
  • Gumball:
  • Ha! No raps I see,
  • what you think you can scare me?
  • Think again!
  • I'm a dominant of the kingdom of sweets!
  • *Raps with slow tempo*
  • Try me kitties, I'll watch you pounce
  • People shipping us more than than your finger can count
  • Your ship is a joke,
  • My time has awoke
  • To show you the fury of the fresh Prince
  • Marshall: And a King!
  • Gumball: Sorry Will, no defending this drama queen
  • *Nico glares at them and cracks knuckles*
  • Nico:
  • Look bubble pop, you actually make me laugh
  • Will:
  • Believe me that's a very hard task
  • Nico:
  • You think a crown can make you a man,
  • I'm a beast with a sword gripped in hand
  • You can't even fight off your own kingdom from a deer
  • Mentioning my name makes people quiver in fear
  • I have more ships on my side than a Spanish Armada
  • Ask Octavian and Bryce, it won't take much to stop ya
  • Your boyfriend might be a king
  • I am too
  • But I have self respect and don't wear converse shoes
  • SHOULD THE BATTLE GO ON? YOU DECIDE: WHO WON?
So, there's this guy I like...

I have a very small amount of followers as of right now, so I know this won’t really get that many notes, if any but.. if this gets 5k notes, I’ll ask my crush out. (Seems a bit weird considering I’m a girl, but, why can’t the girl be the one to ask the guy?)

I really like him, but, honestly, I’m scared to even talk to him now. The only time he and I really talk is when a new episode of Doctor Who or Supernatural comes out. I don’t expect this to even get past 10 notes, but it’s worth a shot.

  • John: *knocks on Molly's office door*
  • John: ...
  • John: *frowns; presses his ear to the door*
  • John: *hears heavy breathing, possibly sobbing*
  • John: *rattles door handle* Molly? Are you alright? I hear...panting? Are you crying? What's he done now?
  • *short pause*
  • Molly: *squeaks* John, it's...I'm fine, good even. So very good *sighs*
  • John: *confused* Okay, so you're good. I was wondering because you hurried out like a-
  • Molly: *giggling*
  • John: *very confused* Molly, hello? Can I come in?
  • Molly: NO! Um, busy...very busy... *suggestive groaning*
  • John: *checking his watch* Look, we're very busy ourselves. We have this case to solve and Sherlock's being even more of a prick than usual. If you see him-
  • Sherlock: *opens the office door, very disheveled; narrows his eyes* It's rude to talk about someone behind their back.
  • John: *gaping*
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes* Ah, I'll be needing that *takes the case file* I'm afraid Molly couldn't come to the door, rushed off her feet, poor dear *flipping through the case file* She needs a good rest, been seeing to her for hours.
  • John: Jesus...
  • Sherlock: *smirks; rolls his shoulders* Looks like you're not the only one who could be a doctor. I've done enough external examinations today to earn me a full medical license *snaps the file closed; winks*
  • John: ...
  • Sherlock: *ruffles his messy hair; backing into the room* You can go now.
  • John: Thank you *runs away*
The 100 Recap: S02E05 Human Trials
  • (down on the ground)
  • Guard: Look at this grounder we caught dressed as one of our people and not looking remotely like a grounder
  • Abby: ...
  • Guard: We did good, right?
  • Abby: You did bad.
  • (super awesome new intro)
  • Abby: Let me rub this dirt deeper into your wounds.
  • Clarke: Mom you're alive??
  • Abby: Yessir
  • Abby: And I'm not the only one
  • Abby: Take a guess who else is alive
  • Abby: It rhymes with Mellamy
  • Clarke: Omg Finn's alive thank god
  • Abby: ...
  • Clarke: We gotta take down Mt. Weather and their chopshop of horrors
  • Abby: You mean the grounders?
  • Clarke: No
  • Abby: Yes
  • (mount grounder-drainage)
  • President Bald: Jasper we need to talk
  • Jasper: Plz don't kick me out I like May- I mean, the food here.
  • President: That's cool but Clarke is awol
  • Jasper: Dammit
  • President: And we have none of our hundreds of soldiers to spare so can you go get her plz
  • Jasper: Lemme think about it
  • (Kane and his merry men)
  • Kane: I'm planting a tree.
  • Guard: The prisoner won't drink his water.
  • Kane: The tree will drink it.
  • Guard: No for serious
  • Prisoner: Can I just go
  • (camp kids-who've-been-on-the-ground-for-months-know-nothing-and-we-know-everything)
  • Clarke: Jesus how long was I out
  • Abby: Ten hours
  • Clarke: That's more sleep than I've had the entire time I've been here
  • (exits tent)
  • Raven: I sat here all night
  • Clarke: Love you too, bby
  • Clarke: OMG BELLAMY
  • Clarke: OMG
  • Clarke: BELLAMY
  • Bellamy: Oof
  • Bellamy: OMG
  • Bellamy: CLARKE
  • Clarke: BELLAMY
  • Octavia: Octavia
  • Clarke: Oh hi
  • Bellamy: how many others did you save
  • Clarke: none plus I kinda killed Anya
  • Bellamy: ...
  • Clarke: At least we still have Finn
  • Bellamy: about that
  • (Murphy's freedom)
  • Finn: look at that village of innocent children, women, and old people
  • Murphy: obvs our people aren't there
  • Finn: Nono they are
  • Murphy: I really don't think so
  • Finn: I think so too, let's attack at nightfall
  • Murphy: jesus christ
  • (mount doom)
  • Man with the skin tone of a vampire: Have some cherry syrup, Lincoln
  • (camp 100)
  • Abby: So we're gonna rescue Kane
  • Clarke: And Finn too, right?
  • Abby: Nope
  • Clarke: Well then we're nope-ing the fuck outta here
  • Bellamy: pitter patter get at 'er
  • Octavia: See ya
  • (mount lethal injection)
  • Jasper: I still don't know if saving our friend is a good idea
  • Monty: You're literally an idiot
  • Maya: Hey guys I think I'm melting
  • (campfire in the middle of nowhere)
  • Bellamy: Clarke you look so cute when you sleep
  • Octavia: Fuck sleep let's bounce
  • (Finn's cloud of fuckup)
  • Finn: I'm gonna set their food on fire and hope for the best
  • (mount hellhole)
  • Vampire man: Have some more cough syrup
  • Lincoln: Don't wanna
  • Vampire man: Too bad
  • (somewhere else in mount hellhole)
  • Jasper: I am perfectly fine with risking my life when it increases the chances of me getting laid
  • Monty: Bro
  • Maya: <wheezes>
  • Doctor: We're gonna filter her blood through yours and it'll cure her burns within the day cuz science
  • Monty: You sound like you've done this before
  • Doctor: Shush you dumb kid
  • Jasper: I am now high.
  • (campity camp)
  • Abby: well I'm pissed
  • (Kane's gang)
  • Kane: fuck these weapons and rope
  • Kane: I'm gonna trust this grounder I've beaten and dragged around the past few days
  • Kane: He's a good guy
  • Grounder: I am not a good guy
  • (Kane's put in a swimming pool turned leafy hole-prison)
  • Jaha: Hola
  • Kane: OMG JAHA
  • (grounder camp)
  • Finn: So which one of you wants to die first
  • Grounder: We really don't
  • Finn: Then you'd better start talking
  • Murphy: I don't think they know where our people are
  • Murphy: They have their clothing cuz they're scavengers
  • Murphy: They're literally a bunch of kids and old people
  • Murphy: It's like a grounder retirement home
  • Finn: Murphy
  • Murphy: Yes?
  • Finn: stfu
  • Finn: I'm gonna start shooting now
  • (still in the woods)
  • Octavia: Lincoln plz come back
  • (mount dumb)
  • Vampire man: heroin fight go
  • (mount dumb med section)
  • Maya: Did I stop melting?
  • Jasper: Yes
  • Jasper: <pukes>
  • (somewhere else in mount dumb)
  • President: Why does no one listen to me
  • Doctor: Because you're a moron
  • President: Excuse me?
  • Doctor: ...
  • Doctor: Because it was an emergency
  • President: Oh in that case
  • Vampire guy: Dad I we should start draining all the kids
  • Doctor: I agree
  • Vampire guy: Then it's settled
  • Vampire: I'll get the tubes
  • President: I feel like no one respects me
  • (grounder camp)
  • Grounder: Plz don't hurt us
  • Grounder: We really know nothing
  • Finn: I guess then it won't hurt when I put a hole in your skull
  • Finn: Because there will be nothing there
  • Finn: Get it
  • Finn: No brains
  • Murphy: Jesus christ
  • Clarke: Finn what the fuck
  • Finn: Omg Clarke I found you
  • Bellamy: ...
  • Clarke: Plz put down the gun
  • Finn: Let me kill one more
  • Finn: Then I'll stop
  • Finn: I swear
  • Clarke: Finn we need to talk

someone just said they didn’t like the new companion because the actress looks “too much like freema agyeman and freema was a companion.” she doesn’t look like freema. 

1-  to be honest you not liking this new companion for her “looking like” someone who played a companion before is stupid.

2- if you love all the companions except for martha jones, mickey and the new one your reason for not liking them is probably not their  acting skills, mate. it’s the one thing they have in common: being black. which makes you a racist.