like wtf r u doing though why are you a thing ur so dumb

the fate of the furious thoughts *spoilers*

-Fuck okay so I saw the movie last night and fuck i didn’t think i’d be hype but it felt so right watching it!!!
-this is definitely scattered and poorly articulated compared to my review of ff7 but ill write a proper one in due time. I fucking miss paul
-ive seen every fuckin movie of this franchise in theaters n im only 23 ah these are my thoughts as i was watching it. I was lowkey keeping notes lmao
-beautiful setting and colors wow as always!!!
-FUCK as if charlize therons character wasnt annoying enough the fuckin bitch had to have dreads!!! Deadass bye
-GEEKED at roman coming in at 11 for most wanted criminals
-Roman lmfao he literally cracks me up so fucking much i love tyrese
-the Rock as a soccer daddy ifucking love it his daughter is so cute ugh
-DECKARD SHAW IS SUCH A DADDY oh my i love jason statham and his banter w the rock lmao
-digging all the gratuitous fight scenes and humor and explosions
-what are you gonna Email her? Lmfao roman is too much hahahah
-calling roman Slick lmao
-hobbs and shaw are both daddies fuck they can get it
-scott Eastwood FUCK ME UP i love how theyre giving him so much shit ahaha hes so fine though gotdamn
-The kisss!!! Fuck this dumb ass hacker Bitch
With ugly dreads
-Brian would know what to do… OMG SHOOK im crying i miss paul walker so much my mans
-omfg hes a fucking dad. Papa!!! HE HAS A KID W ELENA IM SHOOK AGAIN
-middle name marcos first name is for his father to name him!!! Bitch!! 😭😭I bet he calls the bb brian!! Just cus thats how dom and vin both would be. I’m crying
-god lmao hobbs’ Fuckin names for shaw and his damn one liners i can’t… callin him princess LOL
-themost recent movies have so much more comedic elements and honestly i live for it my theater was crackin up constantly in between all that anxiety if whats happening next!!!
-shaw in suits fuck me up statham is so fine
-ugh in ny!!! The music is always so lit!!! THE TOYSHOP DAYUM!!! Those sexy cars and sexy ass scott eastwood fuck
-are you Blanta? Lmao roman and that fuckin neon orange lambo
-oo shit doms got a plan yas!!! Helen mirren omfg!!! British woman so I assume this is mama shaw
-ok this banter now is just straight up Flirting between shaw and hobbs like theyd be so good together lmao
-ugh this Destruction i cant… imagine if that shit was real so many ppl would be dead god
-ugh charlize is a little cunt
-gotta admit tho putting those cars jn Auto drive was pretty freaking dope but crazy and the pileup. Shits wild if that could happen irl we’re fucked
-did i mention Eastwood is fucking sexy
-Lil nobody lost his lil mind hahaha
-BIG SEXI COMIN THRU
-Why didnt they just crash into him fuckkkk like instead of just tugging on his car from dif directions like ya dont hurt him but still
-Omg shaw WTF RIP I WAS JUST LOVING HIM ON THE TEAM IN SAD IM CRYING AND HOBBS IS UPSET
-DOM TURNIN HIS BACK ON LETTY IM HURT
-baby callin dom dada im cryjbg holy fuck this mf just shot mama OMG RIP ELENA IM PIST
-god charlize tryig to psycho analyze shit and just constantly spewing bs makes me wanna hjr her
-Tej n roman babter is my fav
-ah eastwood baby is on board fuck me. All Bets r off–Hahaha the fuckin orange car
-Roman" this aint for me man" hahaha he’s so fuckin funny they really made his character a bitchass i love it
-2 hacker bitches up against eachother lmao ramsey is gorge
-roman Reading russian HAGAHA such a goof
-LETTYs SUCH A BAD BITCH sent that fucker right into those blades.
-THERES NOTHING ALRIGHT ABOUT THIS LMAO honestly i’m roman
-Spinning in his lambo on ice and everyone just fucking with him hahaha
-WHAT IS GOIN ONHAHAHA as hes sliding with the fuckin door
-TYRESE HELL YA OMG FUCK YEA WHAT A COMEBACK. “NUMBER 11 MY ASS” HAHAH, whole theater is laughing
-OH MY GOD IMS CREAMING BOTH SHAWS ARE ALIVE AND BEAUTFUL MY DADDIES. LUKE EVANS IM SHOOK BABY SCARFACE LMAO IM CRYING I LIT UP WHEN THEY TOOK THEIR MASKS OFF
-SURPRISEEE… AHA FUK U CHARLIZE IM SO HYPE I HAVE CHILLS
-TEGO CALDERON and DON OMAR HELL YEAH EVEYTHING IS UNRAVELING I MISSED THEM IM CRYIN IM SO HAPPY RN
-DOMS WHOLE PLAN FUCK YEAH AND THE SHAWS IM SO HYPE
-MOMMA SHAW HELL YES AHAHAH DISCIPLING HER FUCKIN BOY “and ur gonna TAKE UR brother” “DEVILS BUNGHOLE” HAJAJA MOM it’s god’s eye. I LOVE THIS FAMILY. Spinoff please???
-IMCHEERING SO HARD MORALE IS SO HIGH
-FOR ELENA YAS DOM IS BACK BABY KNOCKED THAT FUCKER DEAD
-STATHAM W BB BEING AN ACTUALLY DADD IM CRYIN ALVIN N CHIP MUNKS YES AHAHA
-FIGHTing W BB OMFG DADDY YES, “its gonna be a lot of fun” i love him so much take me
-DOMS BACK I HAVE CHILLS YES
-LETTY SEEING DOM AND REALIZING HE’s back Im SOBBING i love them
-WHEres THAT SMILE? THERE IT IS!! OMG CUTE BABY AND SEXY DADDY DECKARD SHAW IM SHOOK
-Ur not gna wanna see this… *sniffs* is that u or him? HAHAHA i love him
-hobbs to roman: Yr u always yelli g hahaha this shit is so funny while even in the middle of action scenes
-Thats my girl!! Letty made it… ugh dom im just
-U lost the minute u interrupted honeymoon fuck ya bitch dont mess w familia
-“This is for my son” FUCK yasss
-The cars protecting dom im crying more
-Told u this would b fun hgh DADDY shaw pls
-DOM N LETTy FOREVER
-gotta get MY YUNG SELFIE LEVELS up I CANT Hahaha fucking roman
-FAMILY!! I LIVE FOR THE ENDINGS AND THE HUGE FAMILY GET TOGETHERS IM CRYING I MISS PAUL WALKER SO MUCH
-ELENA UGH im sad
-INTRODUCing letty to the baby im dead
-WHAT IS HIS NAME WTF???
-Okay EVERYONE MEET….BRIAN… IM CRYING
-I FUCKING KNEW IT BUT IT STILL GOT ME I WAS LEGIT SOBBING THEN THAT FUCKIN KEHLANIGEAZY SONG CAME ON AND IDK I STARTED CRYING MORE. BABY BRIAN FUCK IM SO EMOTIONAL
-I LOVE THESE MOVIES SO MUCH I WILL BE 80 and still watching these movies as long as they keep putting them out omfg i just love them all i miss paul walker and brian and jordana brewster but this was a really good addition it did not disappoint even tho i hate the title lmao
-i appreciate u if u read this whole thing lets b friends

anonymous asked:

*in a dark alley with a trench coat* Hey, can I please get the Rfa+V+saeran reacting to an Mc who has acne scars on their face?? Thank youuuuuuuuuu!

A/N: Hey Nonnie! I hope this as good as you wanted (if any of you out there are insecure about your acne scars, I understand, I struggled with acne for a really long time. But screw everyone okay, you’re all freaking beautiful and I love you all!) I’m sorry I’m not as good with putting out requests as 404. I’ve been feeling very fatigued lately because my dumb booty has been forgetting to take my iron supplements and I’m anemic my hoe ass writes about self care and wont even do it myself. Anyway, I hope you all like this, and thank you all for the fan art and the support ;~; <3 <3 <3 ~ Admin 626
*also has a trench coat on, whispering* so…are we like…Angels of the lord? Or…Time lords??? Or do we just like trench coats? No one knows ~ Admin 404 

YOOSUNG

  • Honestly, he doesn’t even really notice?
  • He’s just happy to have you in his arms
  • You’re so warm in his arms, how r u real
  • But as time goes on he realizes you’re super insecure about them
  • He knows saying “you’re beautiful no matter what wtf MC” won’t help you much
    • He still says it anyway
  • When you’re feeling super down, you wrap your legs around him and nuzzle his neck
    • He runs his fingers through your hair
    • No words are said and you two stay like that for hours
    • Sometimes you cry, and he just hugs you as tightly as he can
  • He loves you so much and he doesn’t want you feeling like this so he does everything he can
    • He looks up everything he can on youtube
    • How to cover acne scars, how to prevent acne, etc
  • This boy is a skin master by the end of the night and whenever you feel down about your skin, he dresses you up so you can feel like a princess <3 eventhoughyou’reaprincesswithorwithoutmakeup

ZEN

  • He did notice your scars at first
  • he’s an actor, his eye has been trained to notice every imperfection
  • But it’s not like it matters? You’re such an amazing person, who even cares tf
  • One night though he finds you crying on the floor sobbing and he’s like
    • MC ARE YOU DYING ARE YOU OKAY WHAT’S HAPPENING
  • And you tell him about how you’re so insecure, especially around him
    • He’s so flawless and you’re so…blah
  • You bet this boy lifts you up princess style and carries you to bed
  • He keeps you wrapped in his arms all night and murmurs sweet nothings in your ear
  • He introduces you to beauty products to help with your skin because this boy wants you to be happy and he’ll make you do all the self care need to to feel better
  • “MC, please remember that you’re gorgeous to me. Nothing will ever change that. You’re my star; you outshine everything and anything. You might think you’re “blah” but to me, you’re the most beautiful person in the world.”

JAEHEE

  • this girl so exhausted all the time, she’s just really happy to see ur face cause ur a blessing in her life
  • she thinks you look good with a fringe and all but she thinks you’d look better without it!!!
  • One day she brings up u growing ur fringe out and you just start tearing up???
  • WHAT DID I DO WRONG
  • A few tears fall and you tell her that you have a fringe bc they cover up your acne scars
    • mC NO PLEASE
  • She gives you a huge hug!!! You do not deserve to feel like this!!!
  • She knows words like “you’re beautiful the way you are” aren’t going to help you
    • She’s been there, words like that can just be super annoying
    • Instead, she gives you hugs and kisses for the rest of the night
  • Also gets some skin care tips for you so maybe you’ll feel better
  • All she hopes is that one day you’ll love yourself like she loves you <3

JUMIN

  • he doesn’t care at all either?
  • He finally met someone who understands him! Who cares about anything else!!! He loves you so much and his heart is just askldjhfaskjdhfasdf when he sees you!
    • But that doesn’t really help you
  • You know he loves you for who you are, but you’re still super insecure?
    • I mean who wouldn’t be, this guy looks like a freaking sex god
  • You always try to hide it though, this poor boy has an entire company on his shoulders, you can’t have him worry about little things
    • One night though you know he’s off at a company party and you think about all the gorgeous women there
    • You let a few tears slip and you’re like “well jumin’s not here mIGHT AS WELL LET MYSELF CRY AS MUCH AS I CAN”
  • exCEPT HE COMES HOME EARLY BC HE FORGOT SOMETHING
  • he doesn’t know what to do??? You’ve never been like this around him???
    • He hugs you and lets you cry
    • Your head ends up on his lap and he softly strokes your hair until  you fall asleep
  • In the morning you tell him what’s wrong bc the poor boy deserves an explanation
    • “MC, you’re gorgeous, why would you ever feel like this?”
    • “Have you seen your hair? It’s like silk”
    • “Your boobs are fantastic I don’t understand”
  • But he hires an esthetician for you because he will do anything for you
  • He always makes sure to give you kisses all over your face so you know how much he loves you <3

SAEYOUNG

  • He is a little surprised when he first sees you bc all your pictures online show u with flawless skin?
    • It’s called photoshop, Seven, ur hoe ass should know about this.
  • But he totally gets it! He’s been there before
    • With his high stress, tons of junk food lifestyle, breaks out will accompany
    • He’s just lucky that his skin doesn’t scar easily, but he’s not gonna be a douche about other people’s acne scars
  • He does help you learn how to cover them up bc he understands that you’re insecure
    • You think this boy wouldn’t know how to? Of course he can wtf, this boy is a dress crossing god, he can do anything with a makeup brush
  • He won’t touch your face without your permission because he doesn’t wanna make you uncomfortable <3
  • He builds a robot that says “don’t be stupid, you’re beautiful” for you

SAERAN

  • Honestly he doesn’t even notice
  • He’s so many horrific things in Mint Eye that he doesn’t really notice people’s appearances much?
  • 10/10 does not understand your insecurity
    • you’re strong and cool and awesome??? What’s there to be insecure about wtf
  • he may not be one to show lots of affection like the other RFA members but he has his ways
  • he leaves notes that say “I love you I guess” on the mirrors in your house <3 
    • one time he wrote “please don’t break the mirror with your ugly face” but that was meant for Saeyoung
    • saran wrap that doesn’t even make sense you tWO HAVE THE SAME FACE
  • If you ever cry about your scars, he’ll wipe your tears and try to make your favorite food
    • He burns the meal but you eat it anyway

V

  • Omg You’re low key this boy is blind because then he can’t see ur scars
  • One day he asks to feel your face and you just??? Don’t know what to do???
  • You don’t want him feeling your scars omg
    • Your solution???
  • Run away and avoid him for days
    • Wow you’re real smooth MC
  • You finally visit him and tell him your issue, that you don’t want him feeling your face bc you know that you’re ugly
  • “…MC, love is blind, okay?”
    • “…No, V, YOU’RE blind”
    • MC why are you like this
  • But honestly, he understands you don’t want him touching your face, he’d probably feel the same way if he had scars
  • He just makes sure to tell you’re beautiful all the time it annoys you a little
    • And he’ll snuggle with you for hours on days you feel super bad about yourself <3

Author: limitlessmonster
Title: Texting Blunders
Pairing: AoKise
Genre: Fluff/Slight Angst/Fluff
Word Count: Approx 2400
Summary: Aomine learns the hard way just how easy it is to misinterpret text messages from Kise.

Based off of this prompt and partially inspired by this song.
A/N: Since our muses started off their relationship with text messages, I thought this was appropriate. :D This was supposed to be posted for the muses’ official one year anniversary on 01/30/15, but it’s a little late because I’m a shit who can’t stop procrastinating. I hope you enjoy the fluffy anyway. ;D

Always for this pos, the Kise to my Aho.

On AO3.

It’s a funny thing, going from friends to something else, something more confusing, more overwhelming, just… more.

When it starts, Aomine isn’t sure what it is exactly; he feels odd and awkward and suddenly more self conscious when Kise is around, and Aomine Daiki doesn’t get odd, awkward, or self conscious. Kise seems just as oblivious to it then as he does now. Except now, Kise is more popular with both girls and guys and Aomine really has a hard time accepting the random times he feels like he wants to punch something whenever he’s forced to be around it.

It used to be that his world consisted of two things: basketball and his impressive collection of gravure magazines. He can handle those things, the easy things. He’s learned to live in his bubble perfectly happy with his limited scope of interests. And then one day, Kise Ryouta isn’t just his friend, isn’t just someone he plays one on one with when he needs something more challenging than whatever drills Imayoshi has him doing during practice. Suddenly, Kise Ryouta becomes Kise Ryouta, and Aomine feels a little dizzy and maybe a little sick when he realizes that maybe he doesn’t mind the change at all.

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the flopdred 3x14 brief summary

saving you time and anger by not making you watch this shitstorm:

  • it opens up in polis in the jail cell where pike, murphy, indra, and some randoms are. they’re there bc they won’t take the chip.
  • alie’s cronies come in and they’re like “take the chip” and they’re all like “no” and they’re like “damn thas true”
  • indra stabs the fuck out of alie’s people
  • murphy’s like “hey we could– nah nvm”
  • indra: what is it
  • murphy: nah lol it’s dumb u guys r gonna laugh
  • pike: dude the guards are gonna be back in 3 seconds wtf is it
  • murphy: well i just kind of thought we could maybe have a karaoke night? just all of us, it’s been a while. i feel like we’re drifting apart
  • murphy: and also we have to destroy alie’s backpack
  • meanwhile in Arkadia
  • raven’s hacking into the code bc she’s amazing
  • monty’s like “hey don’t do dat we gotta wait for clarke”
  • and raven’s like “i wanna” and monty’s like “nooo” and raven’s like ;/ ok
  • so monty leaves and harper’s like “hey wanna fuck” and monty’s like “aren’t we both pretty obviously gay” and harper’s like “it’s the CW” and monty’s like “damn thas true” so he gets the succ
  • meanwhile in boat people land whatever
  • jasper meets a cute girl and suddenly forgets he has PTSD
  • bellamy’s like “hey look jasper’s smiling!” and clarke just kinda looks at bellboy like she’s thinking of 80,000 different ways to kill him
  • they’re really pushing the whole “boat people are the only peaceful grounders” thing even though trikru was pretty damn peaceful before the arkers showed up and started mass murdering them but whatever
  • meanwhile in the City Of Whateverthefuck
  • Alie’s like “hey they’re going for the backpack” and so they send emori to stop them from destroying it and she’s like “hey if you destroy that it’ll irradiate the city” and so they just fuckin stare at it for the rest of the episode ? ? ?? 
  • on the oil rig boat people luna’s whatever they show luna teaching some kiddos and it’s real damn cute and it reminded me of lexa and i had to go cry in the bathroom for a minute
  • clarke’s like “can u just put lexa the friendly chip inside ur head please” and luna’s like “u care about her” and clarke’s like “i made her come 8 times in 47 minutes” and luna’s like “holy fck i love girls” and clarke’s like “RIGHT??”
  • no but what actually happened is clarke called lexa special and went on and on about how proud she is of her for doing the blood must not have blood thing and i got real emotional so i had to go cry in the bathroom again
  • clarke tried to force luna to take the chip, luna flipped her, and luna was like “hey did u know i fled the conclave because i didnt wanna kill everyone? i woulda won. i spared ur bae. be #thankful” and clarke was like “damn thas true lexa was a little noodle binch”
  • umm blahblahbalh some other boring stuff
  • oh the city of light infiltrated the oil rig somehow and so now they’re waterboarding luna to get her to take the chip and clarke is in jail
  • lol clarke and blorp are in jail together and they’re literally sitting on opposite sides of the room #married
  • raven hacks into the city of light while monty’s getting the succ and monty’s like hey why u do that and raven’s like why not and monty’s like damn thas true 
  • alie’s like oh no!!! so she sends monty’s mom hannah and hannah is like “monty dont kill me” and monty’s like “sardy” so they try to delete alie’s code but they end up just killing his mom and a bunch of other people instead… whoops
  • monty’s like THIS IS ALL UR FAULT RAVEN and raven cries and i throw a bunch of shit at my tv
  • clarke and co try to rescue luna but they’re 10 seconds too late and luna killed everyone in the room
  • luna killed her husband or something and clarke looks real sad probably bc she’s remembering the 39843984 dead people in her life
  • luna’s like “ok i’ll take the flame now” and clarke is like “thank u” and luna’s like “sike” and she drugs them and sends them back to land
  • meanwhile in Polis alie needs the backpack to survive bc raven kicked her out of arkadia
  • all murphy has to do is destroy the damn backpack because apparently irradiating the city isn’t an issue anymore bc they fixed it ??? (???? i have no idea when this happened)
  • raven seriously handed this to him on a silver platter. all he has to do is destroy the damn backpack and alie is kill
  • murphy’s like “i–  nah i cant lol sorry” and pike is like what the fUCK so he does it instead
  • but it was too late because they fucked around too much
  • clarke and co wake up on the shore having accomplished literally nothing but it’s okay because they killed a bunch of peaceful people and learned a lot:
  • everything is garbage
  • never love anything
  • the episode ends in exactly the way you’d expect it to
  • bellboy looks at clarke with that blamey look in his eyes, and in a real unnecessarily rude and annoyed tone says: “now what”
  • the end
Darling Pan - Series of texts

In which texting fics are a nice break from my angst-ridden brain and sad evening. 

Sequel to this insanity Also, hum, MATURE LANGUAGE Peter is a potty mouth. 

In which Felix is vaguely sympathetic, Tink is amused, Wendy is confused and Peter is still a horrible texter. 

 Darling Pan. Some Tinklix. Fun things 

April 17th

[text from W to P] Could you stop that ?

[text from P to W] what

[text from W to P] stop playing that game on your phone or at least put it on mute. I can’t concentrate !

[text from W to P] why are you even in the library if you’re not going to study ? 

[text from P to W] idk

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