Humans are Weird- Side Effects of Exercising
The other day I convinced myself I would be fit for when school started *not happening btw* and the thing is that after the hard work of trying NOT to die, and sweating LIKE A PIG, I felt awful.
I began to become dizzy, started to shake and spots began to appear in my eyes.
The thing is, we feel as if our muscles tear apart, and then sometimes after, we feel LIKE WE ARE DYING *fml*
After I began to feel like a normal human being, I began to think the alien reaction to this. They would be all concerned and then be so damn confused that exercise is healthy for us. they would be like WTF?? and i can’t stop laughing.
- The side effects can be pretty damn horrible like I’m dead serious.
The Humans entered the cafeteria, all *laughing* and enjoying each others company. However, Human-Jennifer walked like her limbs didn’t really belong to her and as if each step was a negotiation rather than an order.
As she was shuffling past the people, Ligton could make out her discomfort. Her mind was else-where and seems as if she couldn’t seem to to focus on anything but her desire to sit down. Something was wrong.
“Human Jennifer, are you injured?” blurted out Ligton, concerned for her well-being.
You could see the confusion on their faces. How could his question be even more direct?
“As far as i know, I’m fine Lig. Why did you think that?”
“You were limping across the room, and with every step you seemed to wince as if you were suffering some sort of pain”
“Oh, it’s just I may have done too much exercise, but don’t worry, I’m fine.”
“Is this exercise bad for you?”
“Nah mate, you just feel like your muscles are tearing apart. But you just get over it” added Human-Liam, with such a tranquility it horrified Ligton.
“Don’t get me started with how they feel after. Sometimes they’re so sore I can barely even get out of bed.” blurted out Human-Jake
“Guys, don’t you dare complain. After working out, I always feel like shit. I get dizzy, start to shake and even have trouble breathing.” she expressed.
“I have an explanation for that: you’re a pussy.” said Human-Liam while laughing.
While Human-Liam & Jake were howling and Human-Jennifer were scolding them for being rude, Ligton could not get a thought out of his head.
How could they have survived?
Thank you @rightphist for commenting how aliens would react to exercise? on one of my posts :)