like wtf is wrong with you :(

Humans are Weird- Side Effects of Exercising

The other day I convinced myself I would be fit for when school started *not happening btw* and the thing is that after the hard work of trying NOT to die, and sweating LIKE A PIG, I felt awful. 

I began to become dizzy, started to shake and spots began to appear in my eyes. 

 The thing is, we feel as if our muscles tear apart, and then sometimes after, we feel LIKE WE ARE DYING *fml*

After I began to feel like a normal human being, I began to think the alien reaction to this. They would be all concerned and then be so damn confused that exercise is healthy for us. they would be like WTF?? and i can’t stop laughing.

  • The side effects can be pretty damn horrible like I’m dead serious. 

*———————*

The Humans entered the cafeteria, all *laughing* and enjoying each others company. However, Human-Jennifer walked like her limbs didn’t really belong to her and as if each step was a negotiation rather than an order

As she was shuffling past the people, Ligton could make out her discomfort. Her mind was else-where and seems as if she couldn’t  seem to to focus on anything but her desire to sit down. Something was wrong. 

“Human Jennifer, are you injured?” blurted out Ligton, concerned for her well-being. 

You could see the confusion on their faces. How could his question be even more direct?

“As far as i know, I’m fine Lig. Why did you think that?”

“You were limping across the room, and with every step you seemed to wince as if you were suffering some sort of pain

“Oh, it’s just I may have done too much exercise, but don’t worry, I’m fine.”

Is this exercise bad for you?” 

“Nah mate, you just feel like your muscles are tearing apart. But you just get over it” added Human-Liam, with such a tranquility it horrified Ligton. 

“Don’t get me started with how they feel after. Sometimes they’re so sore I can barely even get out of bed.” blurted out Human-Jake

“Guys, don’t you dare complain. After working out, I always feel like shit. I get dizzy, start to shake and even have trouble breathing.” she expressed.  

“I have an explanation for that: you’re a pussy.” said Human-Liam while laughing. 

While Human-Liam & Jake were howling and Human-Jennifer were scolding them for being rude, Ligton could not get a thought out of his head.

How could they have survived?


*—*

Thank you @rightphist for commenting how aliens would react to exercise? on one of my posts :) 

mirror mirror, on the wall | jimin

Originally posted by yoohnseok

Genre:  Horror | Angst (?)

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Warnings: Graphic descriptions of a dead body, character death

Word count: 858

A/N: I fear for my sanity after writing whatever the hell this is meant to be :’) Just a drabble I came up with out of nowhere tbh, though I am technically still supposed to be on semi-hiatus :’) I also wrote this in about 5-10 minutes, so it’s not great~ 


Jimin hummed quietly along to himself as he bustled around his bathroom, the plump flesh of his lips curling up into a small smile. He brushed his hair away from his forehead, giggling softly as he recalled the way you would always huff and pin his hair back whenever it was falling into his eyes.

The corners of his lips raised higher up, his smile growing at the thought of you and your antics. He was so deep in thought, he didn’t notice a delayed movement of his reflection in the mirror, nor did he notice the quick dart of his reflected eyes to watch him walk around.

He looked back into the mirror, a gentle hum still falling from his lips as he buttoned up his shirt, reflection seemingly ordinary as it mirrored his every movement, as it should.

It wasn’t until he looked back down at the counter at the sound of his phone ringing - smile growing into a grin as he heard your excited voice over the call - that he saw it. A dart in the mirror, caught out of the corner of his right eye.

“Hm?” He briefly ignored your questioning at his sudden pause as he glanced back up at the mirror, blood running frozen cold at what he saw.

His reflection was looking directly at him - though Jimin waved his arms around in confusion - and his arms remained stiff by his side. The same plump lips curled up once again, in a icy smile dripping with menace and poison, rather than the usual warm look of Jimin’s smile.

The last thing Jimin saw was glass shattering as the arm suddenly darted forward, his eyes widening beyond compare before rolling back into his head as the hand tore into his chest, dropping his bloody heart onto the floor beside him.


The door creaked open as a hand pressed against it in a cautious manner, and you glanced around the eerily empty apartment with Taehyung, in an attempt to find your boyfriend. Jimin had suddenly cut off a phone call, a small gasp heard over the phone, and so you had come rushing as a foreboding feeling crawled up your spine.

Taehyung stepped in first, and you watched as his lips curled downwards into a concerned frown, his eyebrows furrowing as the feeling that something was very wrong only grew. You heard as his heart irrationally pounded against your chest, and you couldn’t control your heart from doing the same.

Though, when Taehyung saw the door of the bathroom ajar - his eyes fixating on the red substance dripping from the counter - his heart leaped against his ribcage, and he shot you a warning look.

You gently pushed past Taehyung, fear shrouding you at the unnatural quiet in the apartment. And yet, your knees immediately buckled at the sight, falling back into Taehyung’s arms as scared whimpers slipped past your lips.

The man the two of you had been searching for was there, but not as you had been hoping to find him. His body was limp on the floor, the mirror smashed as if a fist had torn through it, and worst of all, Jimin’s heart was torn from his chest. The still muscle lay disfigured by his corpse, his ligaments sprawled over his chest - stringey and bloody. His features were contorted into a permanent scream, and you dropped to your knees at last to crawl over to the corpse.

“Jimin… baby… no…” Your breathing grew heavy as you could only stare at the sight, wishing someone would tear your own heart from your chest so you wouldn’t have to witness the horror that had taken place.

“What…” Taehyung himself could only stare at the sight; from the blood trickling over the floor, to the gaping hole in his best friend’s body, before fumbling for his phone to call the police.

You proceeded to weep by Jimin’s side, your hands trembling as you took his cold ones in yours, and your whole body racked with tears and horror. You kept hoping you would wake up, that this was a horrific nightmare, that you would wake up in his arms once more. But his arms were frozen stiff, the life long drained from the once cheerful man who had been full of nothing but life and joy.

Taehyung set down his phone after mumbling rushed details down the phone, his eyes drifting back to the mirror in confusion. He gazed at the cracks branching out from the hole in the centre, his body stiffening at a thought.

It was as he stared at the mirror that he heard it; the unmistakable sound of giggling he knew all too well, Taehyung’s eyes immediately darting down to the corpse in utter confusion. A hard shudder ran through his body at the sound; it wasn’t right. This wasn’t Jimin’s usual laughter, laced with the happiness clear in the way his eyes would crinkle up into crescents. The laughter that seemed to sound from the mirror was off-key, like pressing the wrong key on a piano. It was laced with a sadistic undertone, and it rang through the apartment, over and over as the two of you froze in place.

One-shot: In Need of Healing

(The original title was About Healing and Feelings)

I have been wanting to write something new for a while now, but writer’s block (and limited time) are trying to stop me, so @modeststroke suggested I edit this fic so I’d get at least some writing practice. Anyway, I wrote this fic a year ago, and it takes place during Mairin’s Kalos Quest, i.e. when she’s 17 and has returned from her individual journey. I did add something to the dialogue so it does have something new as well. 

Also, it’s 0:25 and I have to be up in like 6 hours so excuse me for not spell checking the changes I made. There probably are mistakes in it.

Words: 1809


A few months into their new journey, Alain and Mairin stopped on Route 5 for the night. Alain had slept the previous nights rather badly, so when they settled into their respective tents that night, he passed out quickly. However, only after few hours of sleep, he woke up to a scream coming from the tent next to his. Just pulling his T-shirt on, he got out of his tent to see what was wrong. What if team Flare had attacked, and…? He didn’t dare to finish his thoughts. Even after 6 years, those events were still so fresh in his memory. 

Not wanting to break into Mairin’s personal space without her consent, Alain first tried to communicate with her from outside the tent. However, she didn’t answer to his yells, so he eventually opened the zip of Mairin’s tent with shaky fingers. He couldn’t wait any longer if someone indeed was with her…

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So done with all the bullshit. If you hate me or my blog, then gtfo and stop commenting bullshit towards myself and my posts. I’m sick of coming on here and reading comments from people who are relentlessly bashing me for my views on Tony. Wtf is wrong with you that you honestly think it’s okay to try and mentally break a person down for their opinion and then act like the victim when people start calling you out on it? Seriously, fuck off

Originally posted by whatthehecklizzie

anonymous asked:

sab, what do you think of someone who wears red lips everyday? im always wearing red lips and my clothes are not casual; peope say im over dressed. i know it's uni, but what's wrong with looking put together?

go for it wtf who cares, wear a formal dress everyday if it makes you feel good.

I like to look put together at all times too and people use to make comments like bitch who cares. you wear your sweats and an old top because you like it and you’re comfy, I wear what I wear for the same reasons

smh do you, wear your red lipstick

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I felt sick only by looking at the tag on Archives of our own
Like wtf is wrong with you

When did you think it was a great thing to write porn with them

And it’s not like “it’s their first time and they are older” it’s litteraly “I want to write porn with kids”

Why can’t something like Iahb stay clean and all

Why. Just why.
My Understanding of Dream Daddy Stans

Mat Sella

  • yalls seem pretty chill tbh
  • excellent sense of aesthetic™ and the best fanart, like wtf guys why is all the art of him so pretty

Joseph Christiansen 

  • will defend Joseph to THEIR DYING BREATH
  • the best meme generators and edit masters of the fandom

Hugo Vega

  • just v wholesome
  • all of yalls headcanons with him and the other dads and his son are too cute get out of here

Craig Cahn

  • clueless and thirsty
  • have no idea what ddadds discourse is going on, worship bro jokes, cry over muscles

Damien Bloodmarch

  • basically this emoticon (◕◡◕✿) but will fight you
  • have designated shifts for the 24-7 protection squad for the pure, can do no wrong goth dad

Robert Small

  • a sniveling mess busy wrapping robert in a blanket burrito
  • the funniest, abs-inducing short comics (like whether it’s with pineapple pizza, dragging joseph, or cryptids, they’re all so fukign hilarious)

Brian Harding

  • perched on the tree outside your house shouting “WHERE IS THE BRIAN LOVE”
  • fanart snipers: you dont see brian art often but when you do IT’S SO CUTE 
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Honestly, I don’t gaf what you are. I don’t have nothing against the LGBT community, if I fwu then I fwu. You can be whoever you want to be, but I don’t think it’s right and you can’t force me to believe the way some of y'all live is right. Period. So they not wrong.


They not homophobic just cause they don’t want to perform with drag queens, that’s just their own beliefs. All they saying is, “No thanks.”

And a lot of y'all want to slap the label ‘homophobic’ on everything, like stfu, if they don’t agree with it for their business or whatever reason then okay? Wtf do that have to do with y'all? You can’t make someone accept who you are. That goes for everyone. Period.
PSA about women walking alone at night

Hey, everyone! I was walking home late last night and I just felt like I needed to say some stuff. Yes, it is inspired by true events.

Dudes, let me give you some advice on how to interact with women walking alone late at night. This advice is intended to help you make them feel comfortable and safe from…yeah, you. And also for you to avoid getting your dick kicked into your chest cavity. My females, I’m putting out some tips that I learned from my daddy (who was a cop) that have helped make me feel safer while walking home. (Obviously subject to editing if people have some reliable source they’d like to share that contradicts what I’ve said. It’s about being safe, after all).

My dudes…

If you see a woman walking alone late at night, don’t walk behind her. If you’re going the same way as her, try crossing to the other side of the street, or making it really clear you are not paying any attention to her. If she looks back at you, politely say that you are keeping your distance and wish her a good night. If she stops to let you walk by her, it’s not an insult. It’s for her safety, because she has been trained not to trust men late at night. She is protecting her six, and if you’re a decent guy, you will let her. Don’t ask a woman you see walking late at night for a cigarette, a dollar, or to use her phone. Don’t say shit to her unless it’s to tell her to have a good night and be safe. If you see a woman being harassed, loudly offer to call the police, or just go ahead and do so. Don’t offer to walk her home, because that’s a familiar line and will put her instantly on the defensive. Instead, ask her if you can call her a taxi or contact a friend. If a woman gives you a dirty look when she’s walking home at 2 AM, please don’t call her a bitch. She’s protecting herself, and if you think she has that right, then just take it with an understanding nod, instead of acting like a fucking baby. If you’re a professional driver, don’t follow beside her slowly, like you’re casing her. If she needs a cab, she will make that obvious. If you’re a bouncer, and she is leaving your protection, give her advice on the safest ways to walk. If a woman asks for your help, and you consent to giving it to her, please be respectful of boundaries and make it clear you are not helping her for any reason other than to make sure she is safe.

Women…

Firstly, I know how fucking obnoxious it is to have to tailor your entire life to the sexual urges of predators. I know you just want to say “Screw this” sometimes and go out for a walk because why should you have to stay cooped up? I also know that sometimes, you can’t help it. Sometimes your ride ditches you and you don’t have cab fare. i am not going to lecture you, because you know what you’re doing.

So maybe instead I can give you some things you maybe haven’t thought of before.

1) Take off your high heels. If that grosses you out and you don’t want to carry spare shoes, carry a pair of socks in your purse (or your bra. Come on, they make great hoists) and wear them over your bare feet. I’ve seen those little rubber shoe things too, that look like flats…those are dope.

2) Avoid dark places. Even if it means you have to walk a little out of the way. You need to be able to see everything around your for at least a hundred feet, because a man can clear 100 feet at a dead run, very quickly.

3) Always look around, constantly. Predators want an easy mark, and if you’re paying attention, you cannot be an easy mark.

4) Pass by as many ATM’s as possible and look directly at them. They have continual activity on their cameras, so if you are snatched, the police can document your movements.

5) Only carry cards. If the place you’re going only takes cash, then have a specific amount and no more than that. The idea is to minimize incentives to rob you. If a man approaches you to rob you, and you have nothing to give him, he will likely leave at once, because he is usually nervous and doesn’t want to be identified, so be prepared to empty that bag out on the road and show him you have no valuables.

6) Should you have a weapon? Only if you know how to use them and are willing to do so, otherwise they end up being taken from you and used on you. Long range weapons like pepper spray are better.

7) Don’t talk on your cellphone in the standard way. I know you think that it’s a good idea, but the fact is, it distracts you and holding it can block your line of sight. A man can grab you and smash it and no one can track you. Instead, put it on speaker, tuck it in a pocket, and give constant location updates, if you feel threatened. Or prearrange a text appointment with someone who can call authorities if you don’t reply.

8) No music. Do not be that girl, walking in the dark, with her phone on a loud song to take her mind off the scariness of it. Music draws attention to you and distracts you. It can also mask noises of a confrontation.

9) If a man walks behind you, you have two options. You can put your back to a wall and allow him to pass by you, or you can cross the street. If he follows, find a public place immediately. If this isn’t possible, the fact is, he’s a threat. If it were me, I’d look him right in the eye and make sure he can see that I’m willing to kill. Don’t ignore a threat, and ladies, walking alone at 2 am means every man is a potential threat. Run, if you feel threatened. Who the fuck cares if he isn’t “actually a bad guy” or thinks it’s weird? Just ask yourself, “What if he is a bad guy?”

10) Be willing to drop everything in your hands. If there’s something you don’t want to leave in the street, shove it in your bra or your pocket.

11) There’s a lot of debate about how to deal with an attacker if it does happen. Some say to do what you’re told, and some say to fight like hell. I can’t make that decision for you, but you have to be aware, and try and understand the attacker. Ask questions. If you think they aren’t listening…it’s up to you. Personally, a guy better not try to put his dick in my mouth, because I will bite it the fuck off and see what happens, but thats me. Don’t go with him. If he has a weapon, then he is willing to kill you. So make the choice. If you go with him, you stand a much higher risk of never coming back, because in solitude, with no threat of discovery, he can do whatever he wants. If he wants you to leave where you are, it means that place is safer, so stay in that place.

12) Do learn self defense. If a man can hit you once, he can win. Learn how not to get hit. Learn how to get out of suppression holds. Learn what to do if grabbed from behind.

13) Minimize physical risk. Take off all jewelry, Ponytails are just convenient handles. (I had a friend get grabbed from behind by her ponytail and lifted off the ground, with a knife to her throat. She couldn’t get free because he had all her hair in one hand. Hair is VERY strong. So take your hair down, because if he can only get a handful, you can usually tear free, but if he has all of it, you can’t go anywhere.) Same with loose clothing or clothes with strings. Keys are weapons, rings are weapons. High heeled shoes can kill a man.

14) The cops will not be angry with you if you call them because you feel threatened, and it turns out nothing is wrong. They just won’t. In fact, I can think of at least ten famous cases where a woman called the cops because she was being followed and it turned out the guy was like some horrible rapist or murderer they finally caught.

15) You have the right to defend yourself. Better to be alive and dealing with assault charges than dead in a gutter.

One time I flipped a jogger upside down because he came up behind me really fast while I was walking home from work at midnight. He laid on his back looking up at me like “WTF DID I DO” and I just said to him, “Hey man, I am really sorry, but you scared the shit outta me.” And helped him up. 

And you know what? He was totally cool about it. Said he completely understood and asked me what martial art that was. I told him it was Aikido and then offered to pay his cleaning or medical later if he needed it. He shook his head and goes, “No, ma’am, we’re good.” and jogged on. 

I’m not telling you that so that you kick every man you see at night in the balls. Men have to walk home at night sometimes, same as us. I’m telling you that because women have been taught they have no right to be fierce. And they absolutely do. It’s better to defend yourself first and ask questions later, to run first and feel silly later, to strip down or button up first and let loose later.

Be safe. Women, be smart. And dudes…don’t take this personally. If you agree that women should be equals, then treat them with respect.

if you’re not black don’t reblog posts with any variation of the n-word wtf is wrong with you fucking dumbasses like i know y'all have seen me say this before

This is your daily reminder not to ship Allura with Galra. Especially not ones with a major role in the expansion of the Galra empire. It doesn’t matter how cute you think their lesbian aesthetic would be. There are plenty of female characters you can ship her with that aren’t complicit in the genocide that claimed her people.

This post isn’t up for debate btw

Dating Jeff Atkins....

Originally posted by knightlley

* gif isnt mine*

As requested by @lordashleyy :))

- going to his baseball games, him ALWAYS searching the crowd for you constantly

- him always giving you a smile before going to bat

- post-game ranting to you about everything Bryce did wrong and about how great he swung or some shit wtf even is baseball

- taking you out to a surprise date every week, you never know when or where it’s going to be until he texts you something along the lines of, “you. me. ice cream. movies.”

- you helping him study, forcing him to get off twitter for fucks sake

- Him calling you sexy at the most random moments & you’re always taken by surprise like thanks babe but hate to burst your bubble but we’re in the middle of a final

- good morning texts. every. morning. no. matter. what.

- going to the gym w him!! and after hes sweaty af he pulls you in for a bear hug no matter how many times you beg no

- sing-screaming with you in the car to your favorite songs, holding your hand and laughing

- CUDDLES CUDDLES CUDDLES HES A MEGA CUDDLER

- play fighting!! hes totally one to flick you just for the fun of it

- his varsity jacket? nah. Yours now

- playing you in 8ball and letting you win because hes the best human to have existed on this planet knows you like to win

Dating Peter Parker Headcannons

these are really long and i didnt even write down every thing that i wanted to so i might do a part two just bc i love my son :’)

  • it all started when y’all got paired up for chem to do a lab
  • because practically the whole school knows of his crush on Liz Allen, you didn’t think you had a chance with him
  • but you could NOT have been more wrong
  • he was so nervous to go to the next class because he knew that he would actually have to communicate with you… for more than three seconds  
  • as soon as he walks in and sees you staring to set everything up he kind of like *dies*
  • hE iS So NeRvoUs
  • hands shaking
  • uneven breathing
  • and u just kind of look @ him like wtf dude calm down
  • he would try and talk but it was mainly him stuttering
  • but you found him sosossoosos cute (bc he’s my son obvi he’s a qt)
  • after ( to him ) being put through the most stressful time of his life, more stressful than fighting criminals as spiderman
  • he asks you if you want to go and get a sandwich with him after school
  • and thats kind of how everything started
  • studydatesstudaydatesstudydates
  • ned either being annoyed with you two bc third wheeling or having the time of his life bc you guys are #besties
  • michelle always having something to say about u and peter
  • like; gross, ew, y/n how do u hold your breath the whole time u and peter are making out
  • “peter, baby, can you please take it down five notches”
  • (“y/n), BaBY, cAn YOU tAkE IT dOwN FiVe notCHes”
  • aLwAYs tOuChiNg YoU
  • holding hands
  • arm around your shoulders
  • standing behind u and head on your head & arms around your waist
  • never ending amount of little kisses
  • peter finding u the legit cutest thing on this planet
  • his ‘creative’ way of telling you he is spiderman was picking you up for a date by swinging into your open window and then swinging you across new york
  • you almost passed out because heights but u knew that he would never let go of you
  • YOU WOULD GET TO MEND HIM AFTER FIGHTS AND STUFF
  • AND HES ALL WEAK AND SMILELY BC FEWYUBSIHJVV
  • and you’re the luckiest girl ever bc you’re the reason that he’s smiling all the time
  • u can bet your bottom dollar he would write love letters to u - ok maybe he wouldn’t like give them to u but he would defffinetly write them ok
  • may can always tell when peters talking to on the phone or y’all just hung out bc he’s skipping around the house with the widest smile & his eyes are sparkling
  • you beg for 4 weeks strait for him to let you try on the suit but “mr. stark said its not for anyone else baby.”
  • omg the amount of pet names for u; baby, babe, angel, darling, the first letter of your name, my love, and when he’s clingy;;babbbbyyyyyyyy
  • when you’re giving him the silent treatment he will give u puppy dog eyes, sit on you, and be super clingy
  • when he’s upset you’re the big spoon
  • GOD HES SO CLINGY THO LIKE IN GENERAL
  • but he’s not that big on pda
  • but he wants to be the big spoon 9/10 times bc he’s spiderMAN
  • asking u to homecoming
  • heart thumping so loud when y’all are slow dancing you can feel it so u put your head against his chest
  • HE ALMOST DIES WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP ON HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME
  • bc you’re so angelic and look so peaceful and he cannot deal w it
  • he’s in constant awe of u if u weren’t already expecting that
  • telling happy about u all. the. time.
  • so when tony meets you, he has a proud dad attitude going on
  • ugh god peter wanted u to say the three words first
  • but one day when you were having a pillow fight or doing something else childish (idk) and it just kind of comes out when you’re laying on the sheets and your hair is all poofy and his is a little messy and you have the biggest smile and he had to close his eyes when he said it because he didn’t know what your reaction would be
  • and when he felt your hand on his cheek, he swore that he 1. never let out a bigger sigh of relief before 2. and never seen u smile so wide
  • and when u said it, he almost asked to leave the room because he was so elated
  • may absolutely adores u probs more than peter does
  • because she’s never had a daughter and she thinks you and peter should get married early ( she’s like 50/50 kidding&being dead serious ) bc she is CONVINCED that you are the best that he will eeveerrrrrrr do
  • probs the type of bf to act all tough and protective but will just stare the shit out of the asshole who steps a little to close for comfort
  • but lordy he just loves u and will protect u with his life
  • because you are his world and he is yours

Originally posted by tomshollandss