like why do you

we’ve always taken shelter in our unhelpable pride

Robin Cross comes to Palmetto State not knowing how to drive. The Monsters take it upon themselves to teach her how to drive but like hell Andrew is going to let her learn on the Maserati so she actually learns how to drive with Neil’s car(which they get that same year too.) In reality, it’s Katelyn teaching her behind the scenes with her own car(she’s more patient and willing to give more instruction than the monsters who are more like just stick the key in the ignition and drive.)
Once she learns to drive, she loves it. It’s freedom. It’s her being able to get from point a to point b,  making the world a smaller place to explore without fear of who’s around the corner.

Submission: Team assignments fanon

It always strikes me as a bit strange that it seems like its pretty much fanon that the team assignment system of the ninja academy was fake and utterly bullshit.
Mostly because I feel like people always cite the InoShikaChou trio as proof (because they couldnt possibly have been put together on the basis of grades?),
because, like, Shikamaru had shit grades…… on purpose…….. I know that he thought being on a team with Ino would be “troublesome”, but if he figured out that Chouji and Ino were grade compatible then he’d do it to be on Chouji’s team I bet.

I don’t think it’s impossible that a ninja academy has a grading system designed to slot together specializing teams either, like team 8, if there are more graded subjects than we see in canon.

That said, I don’t think that the theory that the team assignment are rigged and bullshit is unlikely either (since they’re ninjas), but somehow it bothers me to use someone we know manipulated their grades deliberately as proof, like Shikamaru is playing us as well as his teachers. Sorry to dump this on you Kat, but this is the only Naruto based platform i frequent ^^’

Me at family gatherings
  • Aunt i only see during special occasions: Oh, you've gained weight!
  • Me: (all smiles while returning her hug) i know! So did you!
  • Homophobic, sexist uncle: what, you still don't have a boyfriend?
  • Me: boyfriend no, girlfriend yes. (Laughs in his face)
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but it’s better if you do - panic! at the disco

HE WALKS DOWN THE STAIRS SO SLOWLY BECAUSE HE’S HOLDING TOBEN SFFHJFS HE’S SUCH A PUPPY DAD I LOVE HIM

agenderraskel  asked:

What do you think of JARVIS? Can he get inside your arm? Has he ever done so? Are you ever concerned about him taking over the world?

i like jarvis. hes everything nickel science fiction novels promised back when i was a kid.

 jarvis–and anyone else for that matter–cant get inside my arm because my arm has no ability to transmit or receive data, except for an internal data port under the armor plates which has to be accessed with a unique cable. so if you can get at it and you have the necessary equipment you can mess with my arm, but it’s impossible to hack while im out doing stuff. 

not that tony or i told anyone that for the first few months. i managed to knock steves glass out of his hands four times, throw things at clint six times, and smack sam upside the head twice before they realized that my arm was not being remotely controlled by ‘the evil Dr Dextrous.’ 

im not concerned about jarvis taking over the world because probably hed be a lot better at keeping things running smoothly that current management. jarvis has managed to keep tony stark mostly alive without actually having hands for like. several decades now. which probably qualifies him for sainthood, or at least a really nice retirement package. i figure after all that chaos managing a few billion non-geniuses without access to flying tanks is basically a cakewalk. 

but since jarvis has more sense than–well. basically any avenger–he knows that taking over the world would be way more stress than its worth.
jarvis is smart like that.

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #34
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Dan:</b> do you wanna make out?<p/><b>Phil:</b> sure-<p/><b>Dan:</b> cornflakes<p/></p><p/></p>
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DO NOT THROW ANYTHING ON AN IDOL!!
It doesn’t matter if it’s just a stuffed animal, a banner or anything else. Do not throw anything on them. It’s understandable that you want them to find and play with your stuff but don’t aim at them. Throw them on stage when no one is around.
Chanyeol might have brushed it off today and acted all cute, but you don’t know what might happen in the future. Someone might get hurt so please stop aiming the idols/ throwing stuff on stage.