Gerard: I want to know if you guys-
German crowd: *chanting* Du hast die haare schön, du hast die haare schön!
Gerard: What is that?
Crowd: *chants louder*
Gerard: Is that about semen? What is that?! Is that a soccer thing or a semen thing?
Crowd: *cheers and shouts random stuff about hair*
Gerard: You like my… You like my hair? Why, do I have semen in it? …So, what does it mean? Somebody translate! *gives mic to fan on front row*
Fan: You have beautiful hair!
Gerard: Awwwww! You guys have a seriously aggressive chant just for THAT? That shit is aggro! It sounded like we were at a fucking soccer game, and you guys were yelling about hair! That’s fucking awesome. This is my new favourite place! Holy shit. Right, well, after the show somebody teach me how to do it so I can just constantly yell it at people.