Tw; bodily fluids and public restrooms.
Michigan Willgoods employee back again with another thrift shop tale for you. Tonight I was cleaning the bathrooms and Sunday is the day we change the urinal cake and filter. For those of you who might not know, it’s a blue cake kinda similar in appearance to a flat bath bomb, and most smell minty. Well, when I went to change one of them tonight I noticed something slimy sliding down it and into the urinal. At first I thought it was normal because I’ve never changed one before. Then I got a closer look. I am 100% sure it was semen, which means a male went into our bathroom and ejaculated into the urinal, then didn’t even bother to flush. I was torn between throwing up, crying, or both. Why are people like this? Why do I have to clean up semen at work?! Why me?