like ugh how do you exist

anonymous asked:

I have schizotypal and my therapist said me making everything about typology was an example of odd beliefs ahdhajshdhdhs I hate this

It’s not lol. This will be a long answer since it’s a frequent topic between my therapist and I.

My therapist and I understand it in a very different way:

typology helps a lot of people who have difficulty understanding others on the typical “human” level most people experience. People with low empathy autism, people with generally low or absent empathy with PDs (such as schizoid, schizotypal, antisocial and narcissistic) would be included in this lol.

A generally accepted and backed by science belief (which continues to be proven correct) is that something that makes humans different from animals is the ability to intuitively connect to an understand a person by synthesizing emotional states, and seeing things from their perspective as a person, not just logically (the logical ability to see from another persons perspective is cognitive empathy, which many low affective empathy people are very capable of, though often use it for detrimental or self interested purposes, thus the generally true stereotype that antisocials and narcissists are manipulative).

Emotional or affective empathy is pretty standard, and people without it are seen as “risks”, since they lack what is seen as the intuitive, though subjective moral compass based on affective empathy. Think “what would stop this antisocial person from murdering me since they won’t feel much, if anything about it?”. A surprising amount of people feel this way. That, or they pity us.

This brings me to my main point. Typology is a great system for being able to understand another persons point of view. It’s a very adaptive strategy. Typology helps you remember that other people are, well, people, with their own feelings, thoughts and motivations. Understanding typology gives you the intuitive insight that most people already have, but we have been deprived of. Instead of saying “oh my fucking god this person is so fucking dumb”, it becomes “man I hate fi. They have such weird reasons for doing things.”. “I fucking hate this person, they just keep stepping all over everyone, something is seriously wrong with them” becomes “ok, it’s an enneagram three, I don’t like threes or how they behave but I understand their emotional reasons for doing so”. “Why does this idiot keep ruining their life” becomes “SP blind spots are so odd, I don’t envy that lol”.

It’s not an odd belief either. People use stereotypes to understand others on a regular basis, a topic frequently explored in social psychology. I mean, it’s one of the main psychological reasons racism exists, or political ideologies and political loyalties. We just choose different stereotypes than most people. Same strategy, different system. It’s not an odd way of thinking. How often do you hear things like “liberals :/” and etc? Often. Very often. It’s just how people work.

Leads me to my annoyance with people that go “ugh why do you have to classify people with typology so much?” If I didn’t, I would continually think it’s a personal fault of someone whenever I didn’t like them, instead of “people with this function or type exist whether I like that or not”. It shifts your perspective to a more healthy one. If didn’t use typology, i would have absolutely no reference (other than my own) to understand someone’s emotional or non-logical subjective personal reasons for doing things.

Also, many low empathy people just lack the motivation and desire to get to know people as a way of discerning their motivations. “That person is an ISFJ and is probably doing that because they care about someone” is way easier for us than “oh let’s get to know this person and maybe then I’ll understand them.”

Also, for us sx users w/ low empathy out there, it’s a very helpful way of adjusting our behaviour towards specific people since we don’t get the “sense” of that person like other people do. OTHER sx users just kind of “know” the other person, we have to draw on frameworks so understand them, and the sx makes us want to do this– to adjust our understanding of the other person.

Thus why sx blinds with low empathy are so frequently distrusted… because they should be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ they have no motivation to adjust their behaviour towards other people at all other than social acceptability, which is transparent and shallow.

Sx blinds with low empathy are very empty people, honestly… but without typology, how would I know that? Wouldn’t they just come across as distrustworthy and shallow for no reason? With typology, you can go “oh, that explains that” and not “HOLY shit this person is PRETTY EVIL”.

Ti users are fond of typology since it is a system of logical frameworks that work together to produce a coherent picture. Te users are fond of it as a quick efficient reference to understand a subject. Etc.

Snippets:

———–

Thomas: LOGIC!!!

Logan: *Holding phone and repeating after it* El príncipe es stupido-Oh.

Thomas:  I’m sorry.

Logan: You know you should uh really give us fair warning before you pull us into one of these vlogs Thomas.

Thomas: Are you learning Spanish?

Logan: Not really, I’m trying to learn a particular phrase in a multitude of languages. You know what? It doesn’t really matter. What can I do for you, Thomas?

Thomas: Okay, so I just recently had an audition. 

Logan: Oh yes, for one of those stage productions for professional make believe.

Thomas: Yes, and the audition is over

Logan: It would seem so

Thomas: I either get the part, or I don’t.

Logan: Y-yes, that’s how it works. Is this new information for you, or?

———– 

Thomas: …and Supreme Dark Overlord of Negative Commerce - I’m afraid I’m going to need your name.

Anxiety: *Sighs* Tsk… No.

———–

Thomas: This debate is sponsored by the National Essential Reasoning Department, or N.E.R.D.

Logan: Uh, or, or we do not have to abbreviate it.

Thomas: and the Public Humiliation Foundation.

Anxiety: I’m a monthly donor.

———–

Thomas: Me me big boy. Nope.

———–

Thomas: Yesterday I was texting someone who I like very much. They made me feel itty bitty butterflies in my tummy and sunshine in my heart.

Logan & Anxiety: Ugh

———–

Logan: Aw, what’s the matter Anxiety are you worried that your silver tongue will land you in second place?

Anxiety: Hiss

Logan: I’m sorry - did he just hiss at me?

———–

Thomas: Anxiety, this morning I went to get a coffee and the barista was extremely charming.

Anxiety: Ugh, charming.

———–

Anxiety: If she did exist she’d be preposterous and pointless.

Logan: FALSEHOOD! *Screeches like Lemongrab*

———–

Logan: You learning things is the closest I’ll ever be to feeling love.

———–

Anxiety: Save your insults, I’m just gunna duck out.

Logan: Actually, um, I was going to tell you that was a good debate today.

Anxiety: What? W-w-what do you mean?

Logan: I mean you did a good job.

Anxiety: H-how? I was barely trying. I hissed at you.

Logan: Yes, I must admit that is a fairly uncommon debate tactic. But, despite you clearly not enjoying taking part, you still participated, you offered your points, and you even reasoned in your own way. And all of htat is commendable

Thomas: This is so pure

Anxiety: I gotta say I don’t really know how to react to you complimenting me. I kind of thought you didn’t like me. Especially after last time after you called me a defeatist. 

Logan: Well, you are wrong about a lot of things. But I don’t necessarily mind your company. The other two can bring in a whole lot of sunshine. And that can be unbearable. and I can’t imagine having a debate with either one of them.

Anxiety: I-i guess I just kind of assumed that-

Logan: You jumped to a conclusion.

Thomas: We were just talking about this weren’t we.

Anxiety: Touche. Thanks.

Thomas: Glad to see you guys working some things out.

Anxiety: We didn’t work anything out.

Logan: He’s stubborn as ever.

———–

Logan: It’s interesting. 

Anxiety: What?

Logan: Now that we’re at a little bit of a standstill, I finally feel a sense of peace in this household.

Anxiety: I guess?

Logan: The atmosphere is calm, the air is tranquil, and it finally feels that we’re at a point of higher sophisticated feeling.

Roman: I’m back! Did you miss me?

Logan: YOU’RE MOM MISSES YOU! I’m sorry while that was savage, it was a little extra.

Roman: What did you do to him?

Anxiety: *Snicker*

Morality: LOGIC! Now where did you learn such childish humor. Tsk tsk.

SQW Day 1: Confessions

“Exactly how drunk are you, Miss Swan?”

Emma doesn’t think she’s ever seen Regina’s eyebrow quirked quite so high and if it were any other time, she’d probably burst out laughing. As it is, she’s got something on her mind — something that, if she’s being honest with herself, has been on her mind for way too long now — and she’s too busy trying not to vomit to find much funny.

“Pleasantly buzzed,” she deadpans. Or at least she hopes it comes off that suave. “On a scale of one to completely shit-faced, I’d say I’m at about a four point five.” Okay, maybe closer to an eight, but Regina doesn’t need to know that. Emma screws her mouth into a smile she hopes to gods says “endearing and irresistible savior” but is pretty sure translates a little more “struggling to stand up.” Oh well.

“Eloquent as always, I see.” Regina, clad in silk pyjamas and a matching robe, is trying to be the picture of sternness but Emma can’t fight the little somersault her stomach does when she sees her son’s other mother trying to suppress a smile of her own  — rather unsuccessfully, she notes. Nice one, Emma.

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  • Random Person From My Class (RPFMC): *finds smut I may or may not have tried to write*
  • RPFDMC: What IS this? What is this gay shit? DIsgusting!
  • Me: Excuse me, that´s mine.
  • RPFMC: YOURS? How can you write something this tasteless, this disgusting?
  • Me: It´s called fanfiction.
  • RPFMC: Ugh, noway! That is SO disgusting! You should feel ashamed of yourself for writing something like thiss!
  • Me: I should really start making a list...
  • RPFMC: A list? Of what?
  • Me: Of all the idiots thinking they can tell me not to (try and fail to) write smut and actually expect me to stop doing it. If ignorance is bliss these people must be feeling amazing!

Do you ever just are overwhelmed with affection for someone like out of nowhere
Youre just existing and doing your thing then out of no where youre thinking about how wonderful and amazing someone is and how much they mean to you and how proud and glad you are to know them and you can feel it with every fiber of your being

BoJack Horseman sentence starters

Mix of funny and serious

“Kites are sky trash.”

“You were born broken, that’s your birthright.”

“fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.”

“Suck a dick, dumbshits!”

“My fingers are cramping from all this typing… it’s like their having their period!”

“I don’t think I believe in ‘deep down’. I think that all you are is just the things that you do.“ 

“You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone. And I’ll never get it back in me. It’s too late. Life is a series of closing doors, isn’t it?”

“Wait, is this going to be like that time you promised to take me ice skating, and I got really excited about the ice skating, but then instead of ice skating, you left me at home so you could go to the strip club and then you took the strippers ice skating?”

“The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t the search for meaning, it’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense and eventually, you’ll be dead.”

“I hate you, and you are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you’re a horrible person, doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.”

“That’s the problem with life, either you know what you want and you don’t get what you want, or you get what you want and then you don’t know what you want.”

“Would you like a alcohol?”

“Closure is a made up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets. It, like true love and the Munich Olympics, doesn’t exist in the real world. The only thing to do now is just to keep living forward.”

“Ugh. Honeydew is garbage fruit”

“Hooray! A task”

“Hey, I got to go, uh, do a prison thing.”

“I’m gonna take a shower so I can’t tell If I’m crying or not.”

“Am I holding a gun or a broom?”

“Family is a sinkhole, and you were right to get out when you had the chance.“ 

“If you’ve never taken a nap on the sidewalk, then you don’t know how to drink.”

“You know that I don’t do the whole love thing. Either you end up hurting someone or they hurt you. So what’s the point?”

“It happened again. Why do I keep thinking things will make me happy. What is wrong with me?”

“You can’t keep doing this. You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better.”

“It doesn’t get better and it doesn’t get easier. I can’t keep lying to myself thinking I’m gonna change, I’m poison. I come from poison and I have poison inside me and I destroy everything I touch.”

“It’s so cruel to let people love you. All you’re doing is promising you’ll one day break their hearts.”

“Why so gloomy, roomy?”

“You look like a pile of crap ate a second pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.”

“Responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast.”

“Yes, I ate all the muffins, because I have no self-control and I hate myself.”

“I don’t like anything about me.”

drowninginoceansyoumade  asked:

All of the songs. All of the things

Happier: What’s one thing that can always make you happy? it always makes me happy 2 see ur url in my notifications
Don’t: What’s something that people shouldn’t do cos it grinds ur gears? ugh one of my roommates washed her feet in the sink wtf
Be Like You: Who is one of ur role models? @purplelunarmoth
How Would You Feel: How would you feel if Singer Songwriter Edward Sheeran told you he loved you in the summer when the li-lucks bloomed? I would feel the joy of a thousand suns
The City: What is one city u would like 2 visit? Dublin
Sing: Why did anyone let this song exist? god knows that’s the first question I will ask Jesus
Wake Me Up: What’s ur favorite thing 2 eat for breakfast? biscuits and chocolate gravy
Drunk: what get’s u turnt? fireball
Cold Coffee: do you prefer tea or last night’s whiskey and coke? last night’s whiskey and coke
Bloodstream: does blood gross u out and like make u pass out or are u all good homie? it grosses me tf out
Perfect: How can one human being be as perfect as Singer Songwriter Edward Sheeran? idk he is truly a gift from god and we should pray and give thanks every day
Supermarket Flowers: what’s ur favorite flower? I like buttercups
Tenerife Sea: this is the best song of ed’s and u can try to make an argument but u will fail this song is iconic there has never existed a better song not only by ed but by any artist ever to exist

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distressed-noises  asked:

Can you do the 2p Allies (plus Canada) on a cafe date with their s/o please ^_^

2p!America/Allen Jones- He doesn’t care for the dainty activities like this. He ends up breaking a cup ((or two)) and scolding his tongue when he doesn’t listen to you about the steaming hot beverage. But he still goes with you every time because he knows how much you like this little place…he just gets iced tea from then on.

2p!Canada/Matthew Williams- It will take some convincing to get him to go with you to a legitimate café. Sure he’s a coffee addict but they have so much expresso and…ugh how many flavors of coffee really need to exist? He can’t even pronounce half of them…but if this is really what you want. He glares at people who judgmentally stare when he just orders a black coffee. Not a café fan.

2p!China/Xiao Wang- One of the few who’s only complaint seems to be the noise and the lighting…hm…maybe some caffeine would do him some good. Anyway, he’s more likely to entire inventory of pastries and order the sweetest drink on the menu. And maybe a couple of expresso’s? Gotta get all his energy back from the crash!

2p!England/Oliver Kirkland- You can expect nothing less of Oliver acting like an employee while he’s there. It stated as a few customers mistaking him for a worker, but then he just started playing along. He could probably go in the back and fill orders, no on would question it. So you’ll spend your date watching him try to please everyone there. Help him, don’t take him to cafés.

2p!France/Francois Bonnefoy- Yeah he’s not going to a place full of cheer, warmth, and an overall lovely demeanor. You can bring him a coffee back though, he’ll appreciate it. ((He’s a reclusive ass, so….good luck with that))

2p!Russia/Viktor Braginsky- He’ll go along, if it keeps you happy. And while he doesn’t seem to really enjoy himself he’ll toss out a compliment for the food and drinks. That will be the most you’ll get from him. It’s just he’s not a fan of crowded places that seem to have high foot traffic.


@distressed-noises

I know this actually took a super long time to get answered, and I apologize.

let’s just talk about this

the i dont care music video (2009)

is the best and weirdest and most hilarious and craziest and most wonderful and most perfect thing on this world in THIS UNIVERSE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE GENIUS OF IT AND HOW MUCH I LOVE IT DONT EVEN EXIST OKAY

AND NOW LETS TALK ABOUT PETE

HE JUST PULLS OFF THAT MASK AND THEN SMILES LIKE WTFFF ITS SO ADORABLE AND CUTE AND SEXY AT THE SAME TIME AND HIS EYES SHINE AND ITS KILLING ME HE CANT JUST DO THAT

SO I DECIDED TO MAKE A GIF JUST OF THIS SCENE BC THERE IS NOTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD I WANT TO LOOK AT EVER AGAIN 

bye

Jungkook Smut: 'Bully'

“Don’t FUCKING TOUCH ME!” You yelled being kicked in the stomach.
Some stupid bitches at your school decided to target you and bully you. Why did you HAVE to go to the bathroom and why did you HAVE to walk out into an empty hallway.

Just as those bullies had pushed you into the lockers and you had readied yourself for another punch in the face, you heard someone walk down the hallway.

You thanked the lords that you might finally be able to escape. You turned to look at who it was. It was…Jungkook.

Yeah…that kid. They popular kid at school part of that popular boy band. He was near perfection but to the point of being cocky.

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anonymous asked:

Karin is independent? She was force to leave and move on, think Sasuke can get forced to do stuff or only Karin can "boss him around" did you ignore her great girl powerful message of drugging Sasuke and ravishing him. That's strong, but if this was a guy doing this it would've been unforgivable wouldn't it. Poor You. Well, Karin doesn't hurt the SNS bond maybe that's why she's loved.

Well, well, well, Anon. You certainly came to the wrong neighbourhood. Using sophistical tactics to manipulate the intended meaning of my reply is not the proper way to state your opinion. But considering the fact that you relied on the anonymous function, I assume you are not interested in a mature exchange of views; rather, you want to hate on me by undermining my authority as a human being, laughing at me, and implying something is absurd without giving any proof of absurdity. 

Let’s break down your statements:

“Karin is not independent. She was forced to move on (since Sasuke choose Sakura over her).”

→ So you basically claim the only reason why Karin moved on (and therefore, is independent and doesn’t need a guy to be happy) is because Sasuke isn’t interested in her in a romantic way.

“As long as Sasuke is happy, that’s all I care about!” 

— Karin Uzumaki, ‘Naruto Gaiden: The Seventh Hokage and the Scarlet Spring’

Any questions? Even though she isn’t happy, she accepts that Sasuke seems to be happy with his choice. However, we can’t say the same about Sakura. Why do I mention Sakura? To give you a better understanding of what it means to be an independent woman.

Sasuke rejected Sakura two times; yet, she kept on dreaming, hoping he would give her a chance.

As if she isn’t able to live in a world without him, and to be quite honest with you, this is anything but empowering or independent.


“Karin isn’t able to boss Sasuke around.”

→ You are using a straw man argument by creating a superficial similar statement I’ve never made to attack me easier. You fail to address my position by misinterpreting me. My original words: “(…) she scolds him when he does something wrong (…)”

She scolds him here. 

Here, on the other hand, she is pissed at Sasuke. 

That’s indeed not the same as scolding someone, but it shows how she is not afraid to stand up for herself in front of him.


“Karin wanted to drug and ravish Sasuke.”

→ This is probably, pardon my French, one of the most pathetic claims one could make. First of all, I myself said her pervy side, which is played for laughs, can get annoying. Secondly, the scene was meant to be humorous.

“In order to enjoy such stories, the audience engages in a phenomenon known as ‘suspension of disbelief.’ This is a semi-conscious decision in which you put aside your disbelief and accept the premise as being real for the duration of the story.

Suspension of disbelief only works to a point. It is important that the story maintains its own form of believability and doesn’t push the limits too far. There are many factors for the budding story writer or film maker to consider, including the following…

The initial premise can be quite outrageous as long as the story maintains consistency within that premise. There are many things about the Star Trek universe which are basically impossible in the real world, but because Star Trek makes an effort to work consistently within its own universe, the stories become believable. For example, as long as you’re willing to accept that the Galaxy is mostly populated by humanoids then there is nothing within the series that will break the believability.

The quality of special effects must be believable. It is harder to suspend disbelief in movies where the special effects appear fake.

The genre will determine the lengths to which you can push believability. Audiences will be willing to believe an action hero can perform super-human feats, but the same feats performed suddenly in a romantic drama would result in confusion and disbelief.

Some stories purposely push the suspension of disbelief to the limit. The Indiana Jones movies were a good example, where the audience was expected to find the improbable antics amusing.

One important area of belief is in human actions and emotion. People must act, react and interact in ways which are believable. In cases where such interactions do require suspension of disbelief, the normal rules of consistency apply. Audiences are very unforgiving if they think a character is behaving in an unbelievable fashion.”

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「重吾と水月が寝入ったら寝込みのサスケを襲ってやるぜ!」

“When Juugo and Suigetsu are sleeping, I’m gonna ravage sleeping Sasuke!”

Ravage isn’t ravishing. She planned to do something sexual to him when he couldn’t stop her. Moreover, Karin had a perfume which would make her irresistible, so she thinks. Since when is a perfume considered a drug? Since when is a perfume able to drug someone? She’d use it on herself.

Karin did not say, “I’m gonna ravish Sasuke,” but rather attack him. The connotation of the original line in Japanese doesn’t imply rape; it implies sexual nature as a harmless innuendo.

Furthermore, stop shaming Karin. You are demonising her for her sexual attraction towards Sasuke. Women and girls are perceived to violate traditional exceptions for sexual behaviour (“This is how a woman should be!”), expecting her to not feel sexual attraction towards someone she loves because it might come off as needy or slutty is ignorant and draconian.

Your interpretation commits the confirmation bias. You search for, interpret, favour, or recall information in a way that confirms your beliefs or hypotheses. You interpret it in a biased way while giving disproportionately less consideration to other possibilities.

The sexual innuendo was used as a joke, precisely as comic relief. Whenever someone tells her/his boyfriend/girlfriend in the heat of an intimate moment something along the lines of “Ah, ravage me,” it doesn’t mean the person wants to be raped, hurt, sexually assaulted, or sexually abused. The context shifts to rough sex, which is completely consensual in those cases.


“If a guy said the same, it would’ve been unforgivable.”

→ Although this is a red herring and only serves the purpose to mislead from the main topic, I’m going to nullify this claim of yours. For that very reason, I will show you a real life example about the alleged double standards.

The lawsuit against Bill Cosby’s rape and sexual harassment allegations is no news. Yet, there are still people who accuse 52 women of lying. Yes, you read that right. Till this day, some don’t believe them. Starting with Lachele Convington, who filed a police report in 2000; accusing Cosby of touching her inappropriately, to Donna Motsinger, who filed police reports in 2015; saying that she woke up naked after he drugged and most likely raped her.

More importantly, what do you think about Jiraiya then? Isn’t he well-known for peeping at naked women? Why do you fail to mention this, then? Or is it okay because it is played for laughs? Wait, but… the Karin thing was also played for laughs? However, following your logic, Jiraiya is a dangerous voyeur.


“Karin doesn’t hurt the SNS bond. Maybe that’s why she’s loved.”

→ Appeal to motive. You are calling my motives into question to discredit my statements and imply my motive played a role in forming my argument and its conclusion. Besides, are you stating Karin is unlikable? Haha, it wasn’t even about SNS—why would I care for Karin if your claim was true? And why do SS fans exist who like Karin? Jeez, your logic is something else. How do you come up with these statements? 

Never mind. 

I already know the answer.

We have this nice little saying in Germany. Der Hochmut kommt vor dem Fall. The direct translation means basically that pride comes before the fall, suggesting if you’re too confident about yourself, something bad will happen to show you that you are not as good as you think you are… :-)

* rules: answer the questions and tag 9 people you want to get to know better.

* the wonderful sincinnamon roll @kkoschei tagged me. Thank youu ♡

relationship status: single (as always)

favourite colour: sea-green, though I do love black

lipstick or chapstick: matte lipstick

last song i listened to: The Cure, by Lady Gaga. I’m addicted to it????

last film i watched: Anastasia. Oh, the fEELS are still strong

top 3 favourite shows: The 100, How To Get Away With Murder (though I’m one season behind ugh), Penny Dreadful

top 5 favourite characters: from the series mentioned above or, like…any fictional/real characters that ever existed? I’m assuming it’s the latter, so I’d say Rubeus Hagrid, Hermione Granger (Harry Potter), Raven Reyes (The 100), Octavia Blake (also from The 100), and Sun Bak (sense8).

top 3 favourite ships: Clexa (Clarke and Lexa, from The 100), Yukito and Toya (from Cardcaptor Sakura), and Haruka and Michiru (from Sailor Moon).

books you are currently reading: “As intermitências da morte”, by José Saramago.


top 5 musicals: The Lion King, the Sailor Moon musicals from 2013, 2014 and 2015, and uhh…well, I haven’t seen many musicals, so that’s it.

tagging @selfpoison @litttledarlingg @goldyfishpool @fangednymph @kaleidoscopekingdoms @hawkgalpal @yumenostars @xxcommand @jossyzone

anonymous asked:

i LOVE your headcanons so much, i just want to read what you have to say forever 😍 iwaoi and bokuaka are so PRECIOUS, imagine them having a 2 on 2 practice match and then going out to grab some food and just- existing together, lol. complaining about school and catching up and getting to know one another and iwaizumi's just glowing with oikawa and some of his close friends there. everyone realizes how good oikawa is for him and Ugh

LISTEN. 

Oikawa asking Akaashi what hair products he uses and Akaashi responding something like “just normal shampoo.” 

And Bokuto in the background: “AKAASHI KEIJI YOU LIAR OUR BATHROOM IS A WAR ZONE.” and that’s how Oikawa knows him and Akaashi are going to get along Just Fine. 

Bokuto and Oikawa doing endless spiking practice and Iwa-chan ends up with two pairs of puppy eyes when he tries to drag Oikawa home for rest. (Akaashi knows Bokuto won’t sleep if he doesn’t spike until he’s jumping more into the net than hitting the ball). 

Iwa-chan and Akaashi share nutrition tips. Iwa-chan and Bokuto are gym buddies. Oikawa and Akaashi go back and forth on setting techniques and hair products. 

(And that one memorable time Akaashi blamed Bokuto for eating Oikawa’s milkbread.) 

(Not my GIFs)

The door was wide opened. Stefan furrowed his eyebrows before looking back into the living room. He turned to the door again and walked back inside.

“Hey Damon, our house has a door that can actually be shut, you know?” 

Damon raised his eyebrows and he took another sip of his glas. “What are you talking about? As if I want everyone to see our century-old house.” 

“Wait, if you didn’t leave the door open, who did?” Damon held his hands up in defeat and shrugged his shoulder.

“You guys bought new paintings. I like them.” You slowly stepped out from the hallway after making a tour around the house. 

“Hello, big bros. Did you miss me?” You asked before smirking at both of them. Damon had his eyes widened and Stefan’s jaw was dropped to the ground.

“Y/N, I didn’t know you’re back in town.” Stefan said.

“Ah, well I heard you both were back in town, so I thought a family reunion would be nice.” You walked over to the alcohol bar that caught your eyes. “Ugh, bourbon, ew. I prefer Jack. Do you have that?”

Damon nodded weirdly at you and signaled you to serve yourself. You smiled and poured yourself a glas of your favorite beverage.

“So I heard you met the legendary Original family.” You drank from your glas. “How are they? Klaus, Elijah, Rebekah, Kol, Finn, Mikael and Esther?”

“Yeah, them” Damon replied. “They were what you expect them to be. Powerful, strange, weird, old.” He added.

“Sounds like the first vampires that have ever existed to me.” You gulped the last bit in the glas.

“You still should’ve given us a call when you got to Mystic Falls, Y/N.” Stefan looked up at you. “That way we can actually bring you home instead of finding out you’re in the house by the open door.”

“Yeah, no. I like surprises and giving surprises.” You replied. “Surprise!”

“I’m just gonna pretend I’m surprised by your visit. Ah, Y/N’s home!” Damon cheered sarcastically and picked you up before spinning you around. Stefan just laughed and shook his head.

“Welcome home, Y/N.” Stefan said before he embraced you in a tight hug.

Look, not to police your ships or your sense of self-expression or shit like that but if you KNOW you ship a problem ship (power imbalance/unhealthy, shotacon/lolicon, incestuous/inseki etc.) YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR SHIT UNDER WRAPS.

YOU NEED TO TAG IT WITH ITS PROPER SHIP NAME, AND TAG IT WITH APPLICABLE TRIGGER WARNINGS. Most of the fandom is pretty good at this.

LIKEWISE, to you pieces of shit out there that like to be super unnecessary: YOU DO NOT NEED TO THREATEN PEOPLE WITH HOW HORRIBLE THEY ARE OVER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. IF THEY’RE TAGGING THEIR SHIT CORRECTLY, IF THEY ARE KEEPING IT CONTAINED, AND IF THEY ARE DISCOURAGING ITS PUBLICITY AND SPREAD, THEY ARE NOT THE PROBLEM AND YOU ARE NOW THE PROBLEM. YOU ARE GIVING THE GARBAGE AN UNNECESSARY PLATFORM OF ATTENTION.

AND //FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD// NOT EVERY SHIP NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT TO THE ATTENTION OF THE CAST AND CREW OF THE SHOW. I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE MAKING A JOKE. YOU CAN RUIN A REAL PERSON’S LIFE WITH THAT SHIT. All because of… exploring, FICTIONAL dynamics of FICTIONAL CHARACTERS in a very controlled and regulated environment? People like you are the reason that “banned books”, exist, with how absurd your witch hunts are.

TL;DR:

>If you like trash, tag your trash so people can block it.

>If you hate trash, don’t threaten or create smear campaigns against people who ACKNOWLEDGE their trash as such and do what they can to contain it and discourage it. Don’t put your hate in the tags.

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“To me, Troyler has never been about a romantic relationship - just an amazing friendship that I feel lucky to be in, and lucky to be able to share with all of you.” - Tyler Oakley

“I think we’re in a really really good place now, which is we are as in on it as our audience are. So regardless of how real Troyler is, it’s fun and we’re all enjoying it one-hundred percent. And I love Tyler. I really really genuinely do. He’s an amazing, amazing, amazing person, and I couldn’t be happier to have him a part of my online existence.” - Troye Sivan

Ok Marvel, HYDRA is a literal neo-nazi organization, you set them up that way, they don’t get to be cute anti-heroes now. They’re just a fictionalized version of the real life white supremacist nationalists protesting in STL and sending gore pictures to Jewish bloggers and their friends. They’re the people who want to and try to literally kill many marginalized groups particularly Jewish people. They aren’t just a Nazi metaphor they’re an actual Nazi faction in your canon and people like this exist and they are not people you want to portray sympathetically. If you wanted to do this you could at least have chosen AIM or something with fewer real world parallels. Ugh. Marvel why.

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#do you sometimes want to throttle one or both of them at the same time #because despite how far they’ve come – individually and together #despite Emma continually reassuring him that he’s not a villain #and despite Killian constantly turning up for her where others have failed to in the past #they’re both still convinced the other is going to come to their senses at any moment and leave them #in the first gif we have Emma’s hopeful ‘it’s not gonna change anything’ #secretly terrified that that’s not up to her; #that she’s going to lose him to his own self loathing #and then there’s Killian #certain that he doesn’t deserve her #where in the second gif he thinks he’s going to lose her #and Emma’s worried that his happy ending involves something *other* than her #they are such fools #such lovestruck fools #who are still learning to love and be loved #and i’m aNGRY because they have no freaking idea how much the other loves them #ugh #otp: it’s you