my mood was at a 5-ish like twenty minutes ago when there was one girl sitting and studying at the table across from the staff desk at the library i work at. then another girl came in and kissed the first girl on the cheek before sitting down next to her and my mood jumped to a solid 7 seeing gay pda. then the second girl stole the first girl’s snapback and started playing with it and then turned it inside out and placed it back on her girlfriend’s head and the first girl pretended not to notice while holding back giggles and then the second girl whispered “i love you so much” and my mood hit a 10. @ all gay people doing gay things in public thank you
anyway i live for those moments where ryan and gavin are both fucking wrong but neither of them are backing down or offering compelling evidence for their side so it’s just them yelling at each other for like twenty minutes while everyone else lowkey makes fun of them
Okay, are you ready for this? Don’t say I never treat you. Do you guys, right now, want some fan service? Do you want me to just give the people what they want? … Okay, you’re not ready for this, you’re not ready for this. Are you ready? You’re just gonna die. You’re not ready for this. Okay, this is going to be insane. You’re not ready for this. So we were out having lunch with our friend Laura and then I had to go meet up with my mum, who was in town, because I left my denim jacket at their house over Christmas - boring. And I went outside in just [the weed jumper] and this is really cold, right? ‘Cause when the wind blows and such and it’s been really warm in London recently but I went out and it was like freezing and I had to go walk for like twenty minutes to meet my mum, so you know what I did? While Phil was going home and I was going for a walk? I asked Phil if I could borrow his coat and I DID. Holy shit. So for twenty minutes today, I was wearing Phil’s coat. That-that… I mean, don’t say I never do anything for you. Okay? Don’t say… don’t say I don’t give the trash cans what they want. Don’t say I’m too busy acknowledging what the casual viewers and the calm people that don’t like crazy people, that leaves comments on my videos saying ‘Dan, this doesn’t represent me. I’m a normal person. I really don’t like watching these danisnotonfire videos where you're crying all the time. I feel like it’s too intense. We’re not all like that.’ You know, so there you go. I mean honestly.
autistic pidge headcanons because im procatinating on homework
she was one of those “gifted and talented” kids all throughout elementary school, but once she hit sixth grade her grades kinda plummeted for a while because she stopped finding all her classes interesting and her executive dysfunction kicked in because of that
she hated school projects, especially english ones. the instructions were too vague but she felt embarrassed to ask her teacher to go over literally everything on the rubric just for clarification.
the girl needs a chew toy. if she had one, she would probably gnaw on it until it was ripped and ragged. but since she doesn’t she ends up clenching her jaw unconsciously a lot, which has actually led to her having some dental problems
her favorite visual stim videos are those ones where people poke/crush floam or slime. the crunch sound some of them make is just A++++ to her and she gets disappointed when there is no crunch.
she has echolalia. she’ll repeat new words that she just learned, or will usually repeat back what someone just said to her. she mostly does this with hunk, who realizes that she likes repeating things so when he talks he’ll sometimes come up with something that’s fun to say just incase she wants to repeat it.
sometimes she’ll echolalize her own name with this rhyme she made up. it starts with her just saying “pidge” and then she’ll go “pidge podge” and then “pidge podge pudge” and she’ll just continue it with the rest of the vowels in the alphabet. she only does this when she’s sure she’s 1000000% alone though.
she can pass really well as a neurotypical due to how she’s watched them a lot and knows how to copy their responses and reactions to things. sometimes she’s too good at acting neurotypical and gets frustrated with NTs when they don’t respond in the usual neurotypical way, because it’s basically like they’re breaking script on her and she gets really confused.
she has terrible volume control at times. usually, she’s good. she can keep her voice down with no problem. but say she’s out at a restaurant with her friends or something, and is really excited? forget it, she’s practically yelling
she will info dump on you like there’s no tomorrow, if you hang out with her long enough. just wait like twenty minutes after some casual conversation and soon she’ll be talking your ear off about her latest invention or the most recent tech information she learned.
she will love you forever if you let her info dump on you
her stim kit consists of a piece of yarn, a beaded bracelet, and a clicking pen. still no chew toy. she hasn’t changed anything in it since she was nine and she really needs to.
she relates a lot to keith, who is also autistic, and lance, who has adhd, and they bond over #JustNeurodivergentThings together (just like i mentioned in my autistic keith headcanons post)
face masks (how tf do you think Matt looks so young he didn’t even break his skincare routine while in Galra captivity smh)
Lance yawning before training because they’d been up all night binge watching some reality show Matt won’t admit he loves
Matt falls asleep really quickly at first because he hasn’t had a proper bed to sleep on for so long and he’s just so comfortable and safe and relaxed
One of those nights Lance just drones on without noticing Matt’s not even awake until he asks a question like twenty minutes later
Lance showing Matt his favourite musicals and songs (he’s a major fan of In the Heights) and Matt really getting into Be More Chill
Jamming out for weeks on one soundtrack
Lance is a lot more into it than Matt is but Matt thinks its sweet how passionate Lance gets
Psychoanalyzing characters for three hours straight while they just stare at the ceiling
Random urges to train at one in the morning
Matt waking Lance up at random times by pulling back his sleep mask and letting it ping back onto Lance’s face
They both loVE to talk
Long pining talks about their Brogane crushes
Matt reminiscing about his garrison days because he hasn’t had anyone to talk to since forever and Lance is one of the few who will listen to his long winded rants
Lance talking about his home and his family and how they immigrated and his siblings and nieces and nephews
Mutual admiration of dead memes that only they remember
Using them out loud in conversation at the dinner table and the other one cracking up while everyone else is just confused
’Snarkon (snail Zarkon)’
Talking about the best times with their best friends
They both used to sneak out with their friends and zoom around in the desert
Lance and Hunk used a lot of the same secret passages Shiro and Matt used to
Them both just mentioning their gay crushes casually because it’s just so easy to talk and they trust each other
Lance telling Matt about all of Pidge’s accomplishments
Matt cries because his little Katie went through so much for him
Lance really making Pidge seem like a badass because hell that’s one of his best friends and they ARE
“And then Pidge just BLEW IT UP it was AMAZING you’d have loved it”
“Pidge was like really distant at first and Hunk and I were like ‘yo, what’s up with this dude’ but we never thought it was because they were a GIRL in DISGUISE tracking down her MISSING OLDER BROTHER in OUTER SPACE”
“And they reprogrammed one of the droids to be on our side??? Amazing?? What a talented kid??”
Matt taking a while to get used to Pidge’s name and pronouns and Lance being there to support him when he feels guilty for three days, because he’s trying and that’s what matters and Pidge appreciates it
Matt letting Lance in on Shiro’s secrets
Matt confirming Lance’s theory that Shiro is not a human god, but a human disaster
snickers whenever Shiro says ‘specifically’ because until he was 18 he said ‘pacifically’. Matt called him out in their senior year at the garrison and wouldn’t let him live it down
Shiro used to use eyebrow stencils and made Matt hold the mirror every morning until Matt finally superglued one to the wall of their dorm. They had to pay like twenty bucks when they graduated to pay for the damage.
Comforting each other on rough nights
Lance knocking on Matt’s door when Hunk is asleep with his pillow in hand and Matt just opening the door and letting Lance sit on his bed with him and platonic cuddles and reassurance
Matt going to Lance when he has a nightmare because Lance will listen and won’t panic because he’s been there and he knows how it feels
Lance getting really tired at dinner and he gives Matt a signal and Matt will know that Lance is starting to get overwhelmed and he’ll come up with an excuse for Lance to leave
Matt talking and talking about how worried he used to get about Shiro after they were first captured
Matt missing his dad and Lance sitting next to his friend and reminding him how proud his dad would have been
Them both taking comfort in the other’s presence
Lance finally glad not to be the seventh wheel anymore
Hunk and Pidge are getting closer with every passing day and he was really worried he would be alone
But Matt came in and made him feel welcome and wanted and appreciated
And they just click together and it is just what Lance needed
Matt doesn’t even know how much he helped Lance just by showing up
Matt feeling useless because they’d been fine without him for however long or feeling like a burden because Pidge/Shiro went through so much for him
Lance going out of his way to make Matt feel worthy of care
“Of course Matt, anything for you buddy!“
“No need to worry about it, dude!”
“Here man, did you want some?”
“I saw this and I thought of you.”
Picking up gifts for Matt on his missions
Lance reminding him that without Matt none of them would have found Voltron at all
“Seriously, you were a major help!”
Lance giving Matt hundreds of nicknames
Lance taking care of his friend (I could go on for years)
Them just being great friends in general
TL/DR: Matt and Lance become besties and you can’t convince me otherwise
the fingers running along his jaw were gentle yet curious, tracing stubble and curling behind alec’s neck to pull him closer. warm breath brushed his face like a whisper and alec tilted his head to deepen the kiss, opening his mouth and drinking magnus up like fine wine, slowly but eagerly.
magnus’ nose squashed against his cheek and his goatee pricked comfortingly and alec could feel the heat of magnus’ hands through his shirt, which were shifting and running carefully up and down his back. alec trailed a hand down magnus’ chest, slipping like sap from a tree, and marveled at the way magnus shivered, how he gasped into the kiss, all because alec touched him, all because alec was kissing him like he was never going to stop.
they were swaying on the spot now, as if dancing to some music that no one else could hear. alec inhaled through his nose, taking in magnus’ sandalwood shampoo and cologne as he pulled magnus closer so that they were flush against each other. alec made a strangled noise in his throat at the contact, at the feeling of magnus’ heartbeat against his chest, the feeling of his necklaces pressing almost painfully into his shirt. magnus whimpered, his hands gripping alec’s leather jacket so tightly his knuckles were turning white, and alec almost collapsed on the spot at the sound.
it was kisses like these that made alec want to cry, kisses where there was no rush and there was nothing to prove, kisses that were so soft but so much at the same time, kisses that were almost lazy and made his heart leap out of his chest. the feeling of magnus slowly trailing his hands up his arms to caress alec’s face made alec weak in the knees because it was so soft, so tender, so focused, and the fact that someone was trying to be that for him, touching him this way like he was something precious, was beyond overwhelming.
“sorry, i just gotta-” alec pulled away, eyes wide and mind whirling and, well, wasn’t that a sight, to see magnus breathing hard and his lips swollen and his glamour flickering and his hair messy. alec’s brain short circuited before he managed to stammer out, “i just….i just have to catch my breath, this is still so….you’re so…..”
“it’s a lot to take in?” magnus asked, laughing a little and man, alec loved how magnus was able to read him like an open book, how he seemed to know exactly what he was thinking or what he was going to say. “trust me, i know exactly how you feel.” alec instantly felt better.
“no, it’s not a bad thing. it’s just….you’re so beautiful,” magnus’ face lit up like the sun and alec almost swooned physically. like, clutching at his chest and sighing dreamily swooning. “you’re so beautiful and you’re so kind and sweet and funny and brave and powerful and you give so much to everyone and you give so much to me and i….” alec walked back over and took magnus’ face in his hands. “i just really, really love you, so much and every day you astound me with how brilliant you are and I fall in love with you even more.”
magnus scrunched his nose up and chuckled, bubbly like sparkling champagne. he nuzzled alec’s nose with his. “you, my prince, are a treasure. an absolute, shining jewel, and i’m so in love with you and everything you do and who you are.” alec’s cheeks heated up and he let out an almost nervous laugh and magnus laughed too and soon they were both laughing until there were tears in their eyes, and when magnus pulled alec in for another kiss, they were still laughing against each other’s lips, the soft glow of the chandelier bathing them in warm light.