How many smoke machines do you think they need to use in order to make Riverdale look like that? Also is it ever not raining/just finished raining? Everything is always wet.
Why are we not talking about Jugheads homelessness? Where is he? Where is he living? Why is this not a more prominent issue?
Where the AF is JOSIE? Why is Valerie getting an arc with Archie? Is Josie even still on this show?
What is with the Maple? Maple founded the town, people call slut-shaming “Sticky Maple-ing” someone, families hate each other over the Maple Syrup selling business….like TF? Did a Maple Tree shoot Jason?
Is there anything better than a Jughead/Betty sleuthing Nancy Drew/Hardy Boy-type-dynamic? Because I don’t think there is.
Still not over the “Serpants” who wear leather jackets and send snakes as death threats being the “big bad gang” of the show if were supposed to be in 2017 and not 1950.
Bettys mom? Yea, definitely NOT at a spa retreat weekend. Not a chance.
Why did Veronica actually stay over at the Blossoms house when they are upper level legit terrifyingly cray cray I would have been like BYEEEEE
And we have officially found the audiences voice in Kevin and his reactions to absolutely everything that happens