like this

germans: *crosses street against the red light*

germans:  i’m so evil????? like Voldemort is nothing compared to me lol 

germans: … ooohh my god lock me up i’m a rotten piece of shit how am i supposed to ever be able to look my mom in the eye again, i’m a horrible human being and role model to my future kids and grandchildren and grand-grandchildren i don’T DESERVE ANY HAPPINES S 

vine

WHO THE FUCK DID THIS!?!? LOL I CANT 😂