like thats not suspicious at all

it’s just suspicious how dan and phil share their lives so much. look at each other like they’re in love. live together for 6 years. move into 3 houses together. have so many inside jokes. bicker over domestic shit. flirt all the time. have a channel a tour and two books together. know so many people ship them. go on family vacations together. hang out almost exclusively with couples. share their lives so much. are spoken of a single unit. depend on each other. get sad after being apart for a few days. don’t refute shippers anymore. celebrate birthdays and holidays together. get each other cute gifts that are actually meant for themselves. plan a future together with a dog and forever home. have done a lot of this stuff for like 8 years now. share their lives so much. and the only evidence they’re not in love is things they said a long time ago in large part in response to circumstance. it’s just suspicious.

Fallout: New Vegas Quest Summaries
  • Ain't That a Kick In The Head: learn to walk
  • Back in the Saddle: honey... i woke up with a grenade launcher
  • By a Campfire on the Trail: Baby's First Fetch Quest™
  • Ghost Town Gunfight: crouch behind those crates and wait for it to be over
  • Run Goodsprings Run: you killed cheyenne you MONSTER
  • They Went That-a-Way: victor keeps saving my life and it's getting weird
  • ED-E My Love: it takes a lot to upgrade your robot child
  • Cold, Cold Heart: Yikes!
  • Wang Dang Atomic Tango: hurry up with that holotape mick i got a hot date with a fist
  • Ring-A-Ding-Ding!: Surprise, bitch! Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.
  • Heartache by the Number: cass, go wait in the bar
  • Still in the Dark: dude ignore the collar it's just some kinky shit i do sometimes
  • Eyesight to the Blind: dude I was Just up there, no way
  • You Make Me Feel Like a Woman: getting veronica out of her robes is surprisingly difficult
  • I Could Make You Care: Lesbians Don't Get Happy Endings
  • For Auld Lang Syne: one reason to go to Jacobstown
  • Guess Who I Saw Today: another reason to go to Jacobstown
  • Ain't Nothin But a Hound Dog: the last reason to go to Jacobstown
  • Crazy, Crazy, Crazy: shut up neil I'm here for my grampa
  • Old School Ghoul: You'll need the wiki to get my backstory, boss.
  • One For My Baby: u ok boone
  • I Forget to Remember to Forget: Worst Sleepover Ever
  • Return To Sender: lots of quick traveling
  • Bitter Springs Infirmary Blues: Lucky for you, I'm gay and a hoarder!
  • Oh My Papa: why do you hang out with deathclaws
  • There Stands the Grass: NOPE!: the Vault
  • Beyond the Beef: [leans in] so......... know anyone around here who...... eats human flesh.......?
  • Three Card Bounty: GOD DAMNIT, BOONE
  • Et Tumor, Brute: the one where a random courier performs brain surgery
  • The House Has Gone Bust!: Suck My Dick, Andrew Ryan
  • You'll Know It When It Happens: sir you appear to have tossed someone off a tower that's a bit suspicious
  • Arizona Killer: be honest, you went legion just for this quest
  • Eureka!: a single person does what literally an entire army could not
  • Veni, Vidi, Vici: hope you like football gear
  • All or Nothing: getting put in a robot's gonna suck but going to space is gonna be awesome
  • No Gods, No Masters: bitch you thought
  • Me: *sigh*
  • Cashier: What's wrong?
  • Me: It's the scent of this place. It's nostalgic. Reminds me of lavender scent of my grandmother's house. Even color of the walls remind me of the bygone era of my childhood; the dim sunsets of a fuzzy summer evenings, and faint memory of fading dreams.
  • Cashier: Ah, you want to start all over do you? I know the feeling. It's enough to drive me to the brink.
  • Me: Verily. At some point, I began to live my life in retrospect. The now doesn't matter anymore because everything has become so bland. What am I to do in this monotonous life when my happy times passed so long ago. It's as if-
  • Cashier: *turns into a 9 foot tall vibrating metal cube that deconstructs me at a molecular level and turns me into pure radium powder*
  • Guy, with that as fetish who actually wrote this post: *doesn't even jack it just looks at the screen all sweaty and breathing heavily*
  • Girlfriend: *walks into the room unannounced* Everything okay? You've been acting kind of strange recently.
  • Guy: *quickly closes all tabs* Oh, nothing. I'm just like. I'm... you know. I've been tired.
  • Girlfriend: *suspiciously* ...sure. Pizza's here by the way.
  • Guy: Okay, cool. I'll be right out. *wipes sweat from head*
  • Girlfriend: *texts best friend* He's definitely cheating. He just closed like twenty tabs on his computer!!!!!!!
  • Best Friend: Did you look through his browsing history?
  • Girlfriend: Yeah, it's all wikipedia pages about radioactive stuff. It's so fucking weird. He's either cheating or a terrorist.
  • Best Friend: That's creepy. I'd break up with him.
  • Girlfriend: I've been considering it, but it's complicated. I still feel so strongly about him. I don't want to ruin our relationship.
  • Best Friend: Sometimes you have to break things off with the people you care about the most. For a little bit anyway.
  • Girlfriend: Yeah, I get that. It's so hard though. I can't imagine life without him.
  • Best Friend: You have to do what you have to do. It's the only way to move forward. Getting stuck in a stagnant relationship can ruin you.
  • Girlfriend: I guess you're right...
  • Best Friend: *is wearing a full hazmat suit.*
  • Doctor: *walks up behind her* Jennifer, stop texting. We need you in the bottom.
  • Best Friend: Sorry, got it.
  • Best Friend: *descends in elevator, sees 9 foot tall humanoid ant corpse on the ground* Fucking gross! Do you know where it came from.
  • Doctor: No clue. It's why we called you here.
  • Best Friend: This isn't like any cryptid I've ever seen. It must be extraterrestrial in origin. Wait... is its body full of gummy worms? *hears the sound of the elevator going up behind her*
  • Best Friend: Doctor! Where are you going!? What the fuck!?
  • Doctor: Waves to her from the elevator.
  • Ant Humanoids: *appear from the shadows in the hundreds*
  • Best Friend: No, no, no, no! This can't be happening.
  • Ant Humanoids: *surround her*
  • Best Friend: Don't fucking come near me! I'm highly radioactive! You'll all die if you eat me.
  • Ant Humanoid in the back: *listening to comic book podcast*
  • Podcast Guy 1: So when it comes to Superman, I feel like there are actually two characters. Clark Kent, the man. Then there's Superman, the ideal. They're the same person but represent very different aspects of him.
  • Podcast Guy 2: Comic books are fucking stupid, my dude. *cellphone buzzes* Hold up, I gotta take this.
  • Podcast Guy 2: *gets an alert that his favorite fetish forum has updated, licks lips fuckingly*
  • Podcast Guy 2: *under breath* Oh yeah. A new radium dust sexual fanfic. Can't wait to tweak my noodle to this! Zoo wee mama!
  • Podcast Guy 1: What did you just say.
  • Podcast Guy 2: Nothing, man. We were talking about Superman. Let's continue with that.
  • Podcast Guy 1: Yeah, as I was saying. Superman would definitely be a power bottom and

anonymous asked:

Could you draw human Reigen with doggo Mob? Especially puppy Mob, I would die from cuteness. Better yet, Reigen with all the dogs of this AU? That's maybe too much but since Reigen loves dogs... Just think about it :3c

Reigen now has 5+ more children. 

Ritsu thinks this is a Suspicious Human™ while Teru is like “I LOVE THIS HUMAN HE’S SO COOL”

anonymous asked:

What if the Detective Boys find out that Conan is really Shinichi? How do you think that's going to go down?

Maybe something like this? they would definitely notice that and get more and more suspicious about it. They would wait for him to tell them though, there must be a reason to keep this a secret after all.

A list of why Larry Stylinson is the most fucked up ship ever

1. Those two went to the same concert a couple of years ago and DIDNT GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
2. Auditioned for the same show and then met IN A BATHROOM???? WITH OOPS! AND HI?????
3. Louis asked Harry for an autograph and a pic because he knew he was going places (LIKE?)
4. The judges put them in the same band and HARRY FUCKING JUMPED TO LOUIS ARMS
5. They spent plenty of time together messing around during the whole show.
6. Didn’t win but kept the band and those fuckers would flirt anywhere in anytime.
7. NEXT TO FUCKING YOU
8. THE PARIS INTERVIEW
9. THE WELLINGTON CURSE
10. AND DALLAS (LIKE??? THE FUCK???)
11. THE MATCHING TATTOOS GAME STARTED
12. AND COOL BECAUSE THOSE GODDAMN MATCHIE MATCHIE ARE NAUTICAL
13. MIRROING THAT SHIT AINT NATURAL
14. THEY DIDNT HAVE AN HOUR TOGETHER IN 1DDAY (SUSPICIOUS AF)
15. ALL THE SONGS.
16. STRONG/HAPPILY
17. LOUIS WAS PROTECTIVE ON STAGE
18. HARRY STARTED TO SUPPORT IN ITS FULLEST WAY THE LGTBI+ COMMUNITY AND SO DID LOUIS
19. RBB/SBB
20. NO CONTROL/STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
21. AFTER FUCKING YOU.
22. DRAG ME DOWN/OLIVIA/HOME
23. BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE INSIDE JOKES
24. THEY EVEN LOOK ALIKE SOMETIMES AND THATS FUCKED UP
25. NONE OF THEM HAD DENIAL LARRY IN PERSON

++++++

26. THOSE TWO TURNED TWITTER IN THEIR BITCH
27. ALL THE BOYS SHIP IT AND READ LARRY SIGNS
28 THE TWEET ALWAYS IN MY HEART????? LOUIS TWEETED THAT SHIT AND HASNT DELETE IT (See what I did with the number 28?)

THIS LOOKS LIKE WE TOOK IT FROM A FANFICTION WELL A FANFICTION HURTS LESS THAN THIS. THIS AINT NATURAL. ITS SCARY AND FUCKED UP AF AND THIS IS NOT THE WHOLE THING

I’m lowkey suspicious of anyone who posts about justice and stuff but has ignored the CDM stuff… like why tho

was at a rally and a speaker from that refuse fascism group.. like the one w the stickers that are everywhere made a speech and then asked for everyone to donate $20 so they could like “take down the trump pence fascist regime” which is like the vaguest thing ive ever heard but i guess thats where they get all the money to hand out free posters and stickers all the time. i wasnt sure what the fuck they actually did as an organization before but apparently theyre also connected to the rcp which is like an actual cult.. dare i say suspicious

i knows its kind of a nitpick but im still mad that peridot was so naive and gullible last episode like shes not….stupid…she spent an entire episode convinced the ruby squad had come to shatter her…if anything shes one of the gems who should be most suspicious about ruby. i mean, it took her an awfully long time to get used to earth, too! and unlike lapis (much as i loved her this ep), we actually SAW that development on screen for the most part!

maybe its just because i still have a strong attachment to peridot despite all theyve done to her character, but i really dont think shed act anything like that, esp if shes close with lapis and noticed she was feeling down?

it just feels like theyre writing peridot as a complete idiot when thats just not her.

jongkey seems like theyd b that kinda couple thats been dating for like 6 years n everyone thinks they’re rly aggressively into each other n make out hard in supply closets and show up to places with suspicious red marks on their necks and all that kinda stuff but really they’re cheesy and they hav three dogs that they call their kids, didnt sleep together until like 2 years into their relationship bc they were scared what the other would think abt them asking, slow dance in the living room, and ditch important events bc they just werent feeling it would rather stay at home and snuggle on the couch watching a movie and sharing a whole quart of ice cream 

Yesterday
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On next EP the title of it is “Yesterday”  -  and as we see only Diana who was left by Prof. Ursula had left her unanswered and If Diana didn’t leave the place and observe it carefully we can assume Diana is already solving the puzzle XD she’s not Akko and Diana had information that Akko don’t have

Also some fans were waiting for this! Diana inside Prof. Ursula’s room, as we can see there’s a hint already: Alcor,Arcturus Word, and Claimh Solais (Shiny Rod) in one place with Prof. Ursula’s Knowledge and Guidance to Akko’s journey she’s already at the end of her research. Also we know Diana had her suspicious with her Prof. don’t had a record to their own school.  

While Akko is having a Emotional Heartbreak we can’t expect any rational things from her and Chariot can’t even tell her part of story thats why we need our Problem Solver DIANA!

Diana who was already left unanswered by her own prof. will be the one Ursula tell her part of story, Charoix “Yesterday” will be heard by DIANA and we theory Diana will be Akko’s reasoning just like Akko when Diana had in her own Arc and like 5th Word they will unlock it together. all Keys is in the hand of Diana: The Premium Card,Lost Magic and How to solve it Diana had it all and We know Diana is very good at convincing, great at reasoning.
But I’m not saying only diana will going to save akko on her own depression, It’s likely she will be the last on the line. Akko have her friends too.  

You /MC  go shopping with a friend you end up dressing something too sexy and a RFA member happens to see you

I need some fluff lol


 Works for all genders -use males the term too sexy for clothing thoe o-o? -

spoiler free

I hope you enjoy it anyway


Common story

You want to go on a date with someone from the RFA you yet have to ask them out. You feel like you need something special for the date too so you ask a friend. You go together shopping sadly the friend is a bit too much on the naughty side and recommends you something really sexy. You try it on and step out of the cabin just to stand in front of your potential date.


Zen


  • You step out standing right in front of him
  • He greets you surprised
  • you happily greet him then he notices what you wearing
  • Zen is blushing nervously asking why you wear that
  • You assume he does not like it even when its very sexy
  • somehow it makes you sad you feel like you nothing compared to his handsomeness anyway
  • Your friend pokes at you and says its for a date
  • He then notices that friend being like WTF you have a date
  • With who -already ready to punch someone-
  • Not with that friend of yours their -looks doubtful at your friend even when its a same gender friend he can not be too careful-
  • You tell him no that’s just a friend your date is someone else
  • Then somehow hoping your friend asks him if he likes the outfit
  • -your friend knows you want to ask Zen out but you had no courage to do so just yet-
  • He gestures a bit around then tells you that that outfit is not good for a date
  • You are a bit sad over that and ask him if it really looks that bad on you
  • Zen says that not the issue while avoiding to look at you
  • That makes you suspicious so you wounder out loud if you not looking pretty
  • Zen stats thats not the issue at all while slightly looking at you
  • You are like huh? somehow end up standing in a way that reveals even more of your skin
  • Then Zen breaks tells you Nooooooooooo never ever wear that in public at all going on a date dressed like that will cause a commotion and all men are wolves after all
  • He dramatically covers you with his coat
  • Zen blushing at you
  • You say you will thing over what else to wear now but you also wonder if it makes sense now when Zen had no showed no real interest -you accidentally mumble that -
  • Zen is like wait a second
  • You want to go on a date with him , that is why you are dressing that
  • You quietly agree
  • Well now you have a date you will dress something cute and you still buy the outfit for private use



Yoosung

  • In front of you standing now the blushing mess mess -formally known as Yoosung
  • -Rip Innocent Yoosung-
  • He stutters a hi and asking you what you up too
  • your friend telling him you here to get a outfit for a date
  • A d-d-date ? -with someone else -
  • Yoosung stares at you not wanting to but he is unable to move
  • He trys his best to not die again he needs to know
  • With who ? He asks, he is kind of angry now.
  • You think he hates the outfit so you try to play it off
  • You tell Yoosung that you are just trying outfits on for the future
  • He is kind of relived
  • You ask him what he is thinking over the outfit
  • It should be obvious but you are blind
  • He trys to tell you as polite as possible that its not good for the public but manages to make it sound like it looks bad on you
  • Your friend then comes with something even more sexy to you
  • -how your friend found that you dont know-
  • Your friend asks Yoosung if he would like that one more
  • The image makes him unable to speak again
  • lucky for him you refuse
  • You pretty much say its useless to be even more sexy if he does not like the current one
  • -whoops you hope Yoosung did not hear that-
  • Yoosung wakes up from his trance
  • Huh wait what – his brain is putting the clues together he comes to a conclusion-
  • You dont mean the one you wanted to date is him o.o is it ???
  • Dressed like that… with him… … focus Yoosung …. focus…
  • You admit it telling him if he is not interested it okay for you -friend glares at you like wtf-
  • Their is nothing in the world he wants more but still like that no that will not work
  • You will dress something cute and still kill him on the date
  • will have sleepless nights because of that sexy outfit


Jaehee


  • Jaehee is rendered speechless
  • She asks politely why you dressed like that -some sort of costume maybe-
  • You try to avoid the answer your friend strait out tells her its for a date
  • You defend yourself right away since Jaehee is really not happy hearing this
  • You are only trying outfits on after all
  • She strait out tells you that would be not good for a date at all
  • You agree and ask her what she would recommend
  • Jaehee tells you it depends on the person and the place of the date.
  • She asks you about the person you want to ask
  • You avoid telling her any details but pretty much vaguely describe her
  • She does not get it she seems a bit upset for some reason
  • She tells you that something more classy would fit you then
  • You wounder why she sounds kinda cold now
  • She still offers you her help and your friend gets a bit shoved behind remarking how sexy suits you better.
  • Jaehee is not disagreeing but she is not comfortable with it either
  • Together with her you pick something else out you try it on and she likes it better
  • She hopes that your date will also like it
  • You spill the beans since she looks so sad now
  • You tell Jaehee that you wanted to ask her out and you say that you are sorry for not saying that right away
  • She agrees on having a coffee date with you


Jumin

  • Your friend convinced you he would loosen up with a sexy outfit
  • But as you now stand in front of the man he seems really not interested
  • He is actual even more distant now how was that possible
  • You know how he is regarding gold diggers and such people
  • He asks why you are dressed like that
  • You tell him you only trying some looks out
  • Your friend says its for a date
  • Is their anger in Jumins eyes oh shit how bad have you messed up -find out next episode lol-
  • You tell Jumin its only for future dates not now
  • He asks if there is someone you like then
  • You nervously try not to admit anything but he is very suspicious
  • Somehow you feel like you committed a crime
  • The more you talk around it the more the air feels with tension
  • Your friend trys to help you by telling Jumin that its more just in case of a date
  • That only confuses Jumin so you try changing the subject to cats
  • that works usely after all
  • but not this time he tells you that you not have to say anything he just concludes there is someone
  • He suggests that you change and dress more appropriate before more people notice you like that
  • You are agreeing not that was room for saying no
  • So you go and change back in your normal outfit
  • meanwhile Jumin talks – interrogates- your friend to get information over your potential crush
  • Your friend does its best but Jumin can be quite scary after all
  • So it comes down to a basic loose description of Jumin but since its pretty much how you see him he does not really get it
  • – I mean funny, generous and cute is not really what people describe him as -
  • So he is thinking really hard who fits to that traits …. Luciel maybe or Yoosung or that pretty boy no … your taste is not that bad
  • After you are done he is still thinking you ask him what is up
  • Her is kind of relived to see your normal outfit
  • Jumin says it suits you way better
  • You ask him half joking if that was a compliment
  • He says it was -the world stands still -
  • You are so surprised that you say it was not even necessary to get a new outfit for him then
  • Jumin looks at you half absentminded -processing data-
  • Wait you wanted to go out with him why did you not just asked then
  • You say you where afraid since you out of his class and all
  • He waves that off and invites you to dinner right away
  • You wounder if you really are dressed good enough for that
  • He says you are very nicely dressed so its all good



707

  • He blushes turns slightly away avoiding eye contact
  • You greet him and wounder right away if you look that bad
  • He makes awkward jokes that have nothing to do with the current situation
  • Also saying you should have a license to wear such thinks
  • He asks if you plan to go to a party dressed like that
  • You say no , your friend adds its for a date
  • good- wait whaaaaaaat he is confused
  • “a date you why, how ,who…. “
  • looks at your friend drawing wrong conclusions
  • before you can even say anything he looks away from you checking your friend out
  • He feels like that person is much better for you then he is
  • You tell him you are only trying some different thinks on with the help of your friend
  • So you don’t like that friend in that way ??
  • You say you don’t its just a good friend
  • is it good or bad the vote falls on good
  • 707 is kind of relived but now he needs to know more
  • but then again does he really want to know…
  • He is conflicted he is overheating so he just asks anyway if you are liking someone
  • You don’t really tell him since you are too embarrassed  
  • Your friend sees that this will lead no where at this rate so your friend just flat out says there is someone but that person is an idiot
  • You tell them to stfu that’s not true at all 707 is no idiot he is really smart
  • 707 just looks at you -707 error-
  • -Processor error must restart. Restart fail blue screen error. -
  • What… wait.. him  …no way there is no way you would like him
  • You must be joking you are broken……
  • After a heavy breath you admit its true you have a crush on him but you where to shy to ask him.
  • He still can not understand he tells you he is dangerous -insert 707 route here-
  • You say he is not and you really want to go out with him
  • 707 knows better but agrees anyway but you have to wear something else
  • You are agreeing

anonymous asked:

Plus when V came into the room Jungkook was still trying to tie his robe together. Why are you still trying to tie your robe? Isn't that what took so long to answer the door because in the first place? Jungkook also kept acting really strange the entire time. He was looking everywhere and was hella nervous. Not to mention he had no idea V was even coming to his room. Jimin and Jungkook were up to no good and V knew it and trolled them to the highest degree

Anon’s first message: I agree with you about the jikook video. Jimin was definitely in that room with Jungkook. I believe that they were having some “personal” time. 1. Jungkook was naked in his room and it took him forever to open the door. If he wasn’t doing anything shady why did he take so long to answer the door? 2. Jungkook had the mood set just right. The lights were dim and he had music playing. Why would he have the lights dim and soft music playing
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Yes!!!! Like I’m not saying they were getting it on, but it was definitely an intimate and romantic moment between the two. It’s just so suspicious that Jungkook had this soft ass music playing through some speakers with the lights all dimmed and no clothes on. Like, no offense but, thats just hella fucking romantic okay. And THE ROBE THING!!!! Okay so this boy says hes naked then takes over a minute to get a robe on, then it turns out he didnt even have the robe tied ???? like um ???? how long does it take to throw on a robe???? and like im not saying nothing but its basically a proven fact that jungkook was nervous af in that vlive. almost as if…. jimin….. was hiding……. from the camera…… bc they …… had just been doing…… something……
Also Tae is literally the loml (like no joke, hes my ult bias) and the fact that he trolled them so much while simultaneously trying to make sure it wasnt obvious jimin was there just makes me so proud.

  • Mahiru: Kuro really knows how to tire me out... but ah, I've never felt so good before!
  • Everybody else: .... What?
  • Kuro: [chokes]
  • Lawless: Suspicious...
  • Licht: Tch, perverted demons.
  • Misono: S-Shirota that's highly inappropriate...
  • Everybody else: [speechless]
  • Mahiru: What? Did I say something weird? I just- [realizes]
  • Mahiru: [blushes hard] I just meant handling him is hard work but satisfying when it's all done!
  • Everybody else: ...
  • Mahiru: [realizes once again]
  • Mahiru: Gaaaaaah, stop it! Don't look at me like that! It's not what you think! I can explain. I just-!
  • Everybody else: [stares @ Mahiru]
  • Mahiru: ... :c [gives up]

ive always imagined / entertained the idea of graypaw, firepaw, n ravenpaw acting reeeealllll suspicious around camp like everyone is like “ok u three are acting Odd what r u hiding” and graypaw & firepaw become Masters of Lying right and they’re like “ooooh nothinggg”

but poor ravenpaw cant take it he gets asked by whitestorm why the three of them keep sneaking in and out of camp and ravenpaw just goes “the ducks…”

“the what”

“graypaw found baby ducks and we’re raising them ok thats it we named them”

Secret Idol Relationship With Hwiyoung
  1. -Dating this little pumpkin, you guys are the most precious secret couple among groups (basically rookie or small company groups all know you two are a couple and they all support you two). However in public among fans no-one will ever figure out that you two are dating because he’s too paranoid. Poker face is his best weapon, sometimes won’t even stare your way or act like you exist. A quick glance is all you’ll ever get from across the stage but that’s it. However, Just know he’s always aware of where you are and are always thinking about you. Whenever you look tired on stage he will look extra emo, sometimes forgetting fans in front of him are waving. Intensely watching your live backstage as well not being able to keep still with a small smile on his face as he mouths along to your song, wiggling around a bit but not too obviously. Protecting your safety is his main priority so you don’t mind him being cold. However when you’re finally together, the kid will give you his brightest smile and would want dive into your arms right away. “You worked hard today, I missed you. Your outfit was super pretty today and you were super pretty today ijustmissyousomuch. With you he’s actually super dorky, super hyper and the ultimate happy virus. Whenever you guys are back the your own dorms, you’d both still send pics and updates every moment of your waking day. Send eachothers what you two ate for dinner often and hwiyoung would be so distracted with his phone at the dinner table he will get scolded by Inseong or Youngbin alot but sass Hwiyoung will most likely still be like “alright im almost done” while still using his phone throughout the whole dinner. 
  2. The type to be dumb though and have matching bracelets but your smart enough to not wear it to promotions however the dummy will never remember to take it off ever until the stylist asks him to take it off before going on stage. “oh omg why do i still have it on.” You guys buy things for each other alot and he wears every thing you give him to promotions. Basically his outfit was a gift from you and it makes him happy to wear something from his gf without anyone knowing specially when your busy and he misses you. 
  3. Describes you perfectly though when interviewed on what his ideal type is but also say like “Im still too young though to date”. And when fans scream “I love u!!” he will just be like “oh good. thank you.” but thats only when your there as well at a music show and he wouldn’t want you to feel awkward. complains later to you though about how you remembered that one guy fan’s name like chill hwiyoung it’s not deep its fanservice. He might even stare down the guy without realizing until roowoons like yo chill dont make anyone suspicious. 
  4. The kid doesn’t have a car so your secret dates would have to be often at ISAC or waiting rooms since people around you all help to set it where you guys can see eachother often.And then its just cuddles cuddles and him never letting you get out of his arms and you feeding him snacks while being stuck in that hugging position. Falling alseeping together there as well happen super often and everyone takes pictures. Would just be really emo if you ended your promotions earlier than him because no more waiting room dates anymore. And it’s going to be a bit hard but it makes everything even more special because even a peck on the cheeks can make him go crazy and blush. You guys are still young but if done right and is patient, the relationship will go long and maybe one day you guys can go outside for dates. 

Originally posted by sf9fantasy

“The most fantasy like moment in my life was *thinks about his days off with you where you guys get to actually go outside but late at night to like an empty movie theatre*” 

  • Jughead: so. who broke the coffee machine? i'm not mad. i just wanna know.
  • Betty: i did. i broke it.
  • Jughead: no. no, you didn't. archie?
  • Archie: don't look at me. look at reggie!
  • Reggie: what?! i didn't break it.
  • Archie: huh. that's weird. how did you even know it was broken?
  • Reggie: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
  • Archie: suspicious
  • Reggie: no, it's not!
  • Veronica: if it matters, probably not...kevin was the last one to use it.
  • Kevin: liar! like i would even drink that crap!
  • Veronica: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Kevin: i use the wooden stirrers to kill people. everyone knows that, veronica
  • Betty: all right, let's not fight. i broke it, let me pay for it.
  • Jughead: no. who broke it?
  • Archie: [whispering] jughead, josie's been awfully quiet...
  • Josie: really?!
  • Archie: yeah, really!
  • Jughead: I broke it. i burned my hand so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. good. it was getting a little chummy around here.