like that one true love crap

oh btw one of the many things i love about wonder woman movie is that they will literally tell you that steve and diana are super pretty. like…they won’t feed you the CW crap that this is just how normal people looks like. etta says that diana is the most beautiful woman ever and no glasses can hide that but that’s because she is demigoddess. diana asks steve if he is the human standard and he tells her that he is not, that as spy he needs to be above average - and that’s true, because otherwise his “charms” would not work at doctor poison.

so yes, i’d love to see more “real” looking people at big screen, like etta candy, for example, and steve’s merry band of misfits but i appreciate they didn’t set diana and steve as standard.

cool, dank ways to get jake and rosa out of prison
  • gina runs hawkins over with a bus, consequently exposing all of hawkins’ crimes
  • charles keeps begging the prison guards to let him stay in jail too because he can’t let his best friend be in there all by himself! he gets so annoying that jake and rosa get a retrial and are free
  • amy and jake’s love is so deep and pure everyone in prison feels bad that they ever have to be separated ever and after hearing that crap like that happens to them on practically a seasonal basis all the prisoners revolt so jake can live happily with his one true love
  • rosa is so drop-dead gorgeous that the American Legal System feels ashamed for throwing her in jail; she’s too beautiful to be made to suffer so they release her
  • arlo and cheddar work together as a rag tag team of adorable dogs to free jake and rosa; they’re so cute crime stops permanently and there’s no longer a need for jail
  • jake’s beard that he mysteriously starts growing in jail turns out to have magical powers that assist him in breaking out of prison– like Jack and the Beanstalk he’s Jake and the Patchy Beard
Imperfect Celestial (Castiel x Reader)

Plot: Cas doesn’t understand why the reader feels so insecure. Why should she? To him, she’s the most beautiful thing in the Universe.

Pairing: Castiel x Reader

Warning: Selfhate, Cas being a sweetheart, almost smut (Winchesters be cockblocking), lots and lots of fluff, angst

(In this fic, all the crap with April and Meg didn’t happen but I still hardcore ship Megstiel. I apologize because this is crappy.

Also look how pretty he is in the gif!)

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Side Effects May Include...

You clapped at Harry’s joke as you sat in the front seat among the audience during his Late Late interview with James. It was during his “Side Effects May Include…” segment and you were grinning like a fool at how naturally goofy Harry was. 

“Alright the next one is a bit different. How many of you is in a relationship?” Harry asked and a wave of people raised their arms. You held yours up with a grin, making Harry look at you and laugh, “No way! You’re dating?” He asked in a feigned surprised voice to which you nodded to with a laugh. “He must be lucky.” He effortlessly said, causing the audience to release an “awwwwh” and your face to heat up.

“If you’re in a relationship then you should know that there are side effects and those side effects may include,” He looked down at his flashcards before looking at the camera in front of him, “Starting to behave like each other,” He grinned, shaking his head and looking at you for a momet. “Holy cow crap, is that a dog?” Harry mimmicked you, making everyone and you laugh. “Everyone always asking you about you and your significant other’s inside jokes.” Harry rolled his eyes with a smile before looking at you mouthing “true”. 

“Being a package deal. Buy one, get one. We move around in pair, take it or leave it. Right, love?” Harry grinned at you as everyone once again awhed.

“Right, babe.” You replied back with a grin.

“And finally, the most amazing side effect, one of my personal favorite, having your muse to everything in life. So to wrap this up, I would like to thank my beautiful girlfriend right there for helping incredibly in making the man I am today. I love you.”

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It’s short but I thought it was cute tbh hehe. Also, I always write my imagines via my phone which explains the lack of styling and all that. But, I’m using my laptop tonight so that’s why. x

(Y/n) and jacob are imprints. Yet he is still obsessed with bella. So (y/n) leaves him and he gets really upset. And could you do some parts in Jacob’s pov.

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Your name: submit What is this?


“I can’t do this, Jake. I’m your imprint, not her. You’re obsessed with her. You told me all about this imprint crap and said that’s what we are or were, I don’t know, but yet you continue to act as if she’s your one true love. I love you, Jake, but I can’t be with someone who is in love with someone else…It makes me feel like I’m not good enough for you and I…” You paused, letting out a sigh before continuing. “I’m sorry, Jake.” You pulled the phone away from you ear and hit the ‘end call’ button without another word.

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A Flash Before the Line Gets Blurry

Summary: Dan gets dared to date Phil Lester, a guy from his school who only dates people for seven days before breaking up with them.
Word Count: 8962
Song Creds: The Most Beautiful Bitter Fruit - La Dispute
A/N: Based somewhat off of the yaoi manga, Seven Days ^_^ I’ve been writing this for like three months so I’m so relieved it’s done with! xD Enjoy xoxo. Also, thanks so much to @whalefairyfandom12 as usual for being my wonderful beta and for urging me on with this. ilysm!!!


There’s a rumour going around about a year 13 who only dates a person for seven days. Once those seven days are finished he breaks up with them, eventually continuing on to date the first person who confesses to him the following day.

Dan has never seen him before, but he knows that this guy’s name is Phil Lester and that he’s apparently so nice to everyone he dates that nearly the entire school jumps at the chance to claim him, hoping that they would be ‘the one’ to go over those seven days. Even if that has never happened yet.

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Andrew Dabb’s 2nd ever episode was After School Special 4x13 (the first by the way was Yellow Fever, you know, the one where Dean had a facade up to Sam about his fears which was torn down to expose his true feelings underneath the facade but he still wasn’t honest with Sam in the end *cough*):

x I love being reminded (now that it’s so relevant) of Dabb’s take on performing!Dean and his walls…

AMANDA: “I thought maybe… underneath your whole “I could give a crap,” bad-boy thing, that there was something more going on. I mean, like the way you are with your brother. But I was wrong. And you spend so much time trying to convince people that you’re cool, but it’s just an act. We both know that you’re just a sad… lonely little kid. And I feel sorry for you, Dean.”

YOUNG DEAN: “You feel sorry for me, huh? Don’t feel sorry for me. You don’t know anything about me. I save lives. I’m a hero. A hero!

Andrew Dabb writing broken, finally honest, nihilistic Dean in 13x01:

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Dabb writing callbacks and subverting past canon, especially his own to show character development away from the negative into the positive even when it goes through a (temporarily) terrible middle ground.

I can’t wait to see him come out the other side once he’s lost the nihilism and hopefully kept the honesty.

Andrew, don’t ever change…

Izaya just so happens to have problems with empathizing with others(and when he does, it’s undoubtebly delayed, and a very foreign concept to him. But it’s not completely his fault that he is the way he is, even though neglected children will often take full responsibility for how they turn out and for their formation, like he did. If one doesn’t have proper guidance and emotional support from parents, which the Orihara siblings obviously have a lack of, the children are very likely to turn out messed up in some way or another. It’s not just speculation, because that crap can seriously screw up a child. I would know because I’m a victim myself of neglect. Of course, it’s true that a part of him loves loving humans, another part of him which he hides from even himself at times is still lonely down deep, and it’s easy to tell with how petty he can be when he gets left out of things, or how hurt he seemed when the one he called his ‘best friend’ hung up on him in the hospital. He does clearly want some connection to people, even if he’s too proud to admit it.

Just keep in mind that he does seem to be changing a little. I don’t want him to become ‘good’, per say, but I do want him to finally be able to eventually embrace friendship.

“Up until now, I would flashily skip about and run away despite my meddling while saying I love humans. Well, the monster…no, that seems deceiving. I got caught by the man who distanced himself from humans(Shizuo), and ended up like this. If I really love humans, then I should not run away from humans, monsters who are distanced from humans, and real monsters. I tried to gain what I wanted from a fixed distance, and I always tried to stay in a safe place. In terms of love, this is impure. That’s right. It was impure. And so, I decided to not run anymore. I will hide from or trick others though. But even then, if a human who overcame such a predicament arrived right in front of me, I thought I would try to confront that person fair and square.

- Sunset With Orihara Izaya (Translation by @kaedesan721)

He literally admitted Shizuo was a man, and stopped himself from calling him a monster, which, for Izaya, is a huge step.

Byakuyamaru started to talk of “Izaya Orihara” to him disinterestedly.

“You are unable to give yourself praise from the bottom of your heart. Even if you desired the recognition, it cannot be fulfilled. More than anyone, you do not want to be acknowledged as Izaya Orihara.”


“So instead you give praise to other people. More than others would.”

“Have you come to counsel me?” Izaya says in amazement. After Natsugawara replies with a simple ‘that’s right,’ he continues.

“What you really want is not praise for yourself. Isn’t it the same kind of person who can applaud the accomplishments of others the same way and from the same perspective as you?“

Then stopping what he was saying once, he smiles while giving a large sigh. “Well, there’s no one like that. Not that sort of human.”

“So you came all this way just to harass me?”

- A Standing Ovation epilogue (Translation also by Kaedesan721)

So it’s pretty much a fact that Izaya wants a friend down deep, even if he won’t admit it. He’s a pretty pitiable character in certain aspects, and one that I think at least deserves a chance for a little redemption. He doesn’t have to become ‘good’, but I just want one that is believable for his character itself, and within his nature, which I do believe is possible, if Shinra or possibly Kazane Kinomiya is involved. Perhaps even Izaya’s sisters, or maybe Mikage or Kine(still waiting for more info on them though.)


So I had to wait 37 minutes to get to this moment…

A: I had this whole romantic proposal planned and it didn’t include a pug sweatshirt, but I guess I’ll just wing it…
E: You would have proposed to me?
A: Well, I’m still trying to, so… When I was at my most lonely, and unhappy place, angry place, you loved me… when I was an ugly human being, you saw a beautiful soul. You make the world a better place, because you see the good in it. And you make me a better woman, because you search for one. Do you promise to do that every day for the rest of our lives?
E: Yes
A: I love you…
E: I love you too…

So Ali says I love you like Hawaiians say Aloha, but I had to wait 37 minutes into the finale to get the words from Emily… Holy crap, if Alison were my other half I would yell it to the rooftops that I loved her!

Side note: Can I say that this was the best way they could have made these two have this moment? It’s romantic because it’s the two of them being true to who they are. Emily being all snoopy about her mom and Ali and Ali just coming right out and saying it even though she wanted all the fireworks and candles.

Anonymous said: Could I have a scenario where Todoroki corners his crush against the wall because he wants to show his true feelings ?? OMG!!! I LOVE YOUR BLOG !! ♥

Anonymous said: Holy crap that shy reader not wanting to confess to shouto is the cutest thing ever! Would it be a problem if I requested a sequel? Like, shouto confessing to her, then?? Thanks a lot ❤

life-is-a-bang said: Hi ! I absolutely love your blog u are so talented. May i ask a part 2. Of the scene where Todoroki hears a girl saying that she likes him ? ( cause this one is my favourite ❤️) Sorry for my bad english !! Please never stop writing it makes me feel happy 😊😊

To you three beautiful individuals, thank you so much–I can’t say this enough!! I took the request of Todoroki cornering his crush and combined it with 2 other requests for a part 2 of another scenario, and I hope that I have not disappointed any of you by doing so or with this scenario. ❤❤❤

Warnings: None, but this is part 2 to this scenario <3

Ideally, he would’ve preferred doing this in a less in-your-face manner, but given his other attempts to confess to you… Todoroki didn’t have much of a choice.

Ever since overhearing you and the rest of the girls outside the classroom, he’d been grasping at every opportunity he saw to confess, and every time he’d been unsuccessful. He’d go up to you, thinking somewhat optimistically maybe this time, and you’d make a bolt for the door or pull aside the nearest classmate to join you in talking to him, so he couldn’t confess to you—unless he wanted someone watching, and he really didn’t.

And if, by luck, he found himself alone with you, it wasn’t long before you excused yourself, and it’d be another unsuccessful opportunity to add to the pile he already had. Of course, he had the next one to try again, but the outcome wouldn’t be any different. And although he didn’t get angered easily, patience wasn’t his strong suit, and his patience for this had run out very quickly.

So quickly, in fact, that when you finished your goodbyes to Uraraka just before she left the classroom, he’d skipped the formalities and jumped right into saying your name. As expected, you’d went straight for the door, but his pace was faster, and he’d intercepted you—in a way that has him cornering you in the now empty classroom, your back against the wall and your bag abandoned on the ground.

You look at him in surprise, making no move to escape, and Todoroki would’ve taken the extra seconds to wonder if this is the first time he’s ever truly seen your eyes this close, if not for his position.

“Todoroki, what are you doing?” you ask, visibly struggling to maintain eye contact, but out of nervousness rather than alarm, and even though it doesn’t show on his face, Todoroki is feeling the same—his last minute nerves aren’t doing a thing to help keep him calm.

He swallows hard. “I’m… sorry that I couldn’t find another way to do this,” he says, choosing to begin with that, and you stare at him, confused. “but I really need to say this.” He closes his eyes, knowing that he had to be calm to say what he’s been trying to say for the past several days, and when they open again, he does it.

“I like you.”

With wide eyes that tell Todoroki you’d heard him, you shake your head, putting a hand to your mouth, before you move it away.


Even can’t stop taking photos of Isak

Okay so all credits for this prompt go to the lovely @short-tops-and-bass-drops and all of my favourite angels in the discord chat <3 I hope this is okay 

  • Even loves taking photos of Isak. He loves looking at his beautiful smile, his delicate hands, the curve of his body in a million different angles. He loves the way the light reflects on his body, creating patterns on his skin just for Even to see. 
  • He can’t stop and Isak who always whines “evi stop being creepy” secretly loves it. sometimes he pretends to not notice and tries to place his hands in a way that might look nice but Even knows he is posing and teases the crap out of him while kissing every inch of his body until it is covered by Evens lips and his laughter. 
  • The photos are just for Even and Isak. They are theirs. evidence of the beauty and art their love can create. No one elses eyes will look upon the way Isak’s body glows in the light of the sun in the break of morning 
  • well this doesn’t last long… 

“I swear to god this was the best pizza in the world you have no idea!” Magnus exclaims waving his hands like it’s evidence of his words being true. 

Even scoffed “yeah right” 

Magnus gasped “you don’t think Gonzela’s has the best pizza” 

Before Even can respond Isak interjects “Even makes the best pizza.” 

“oh really?” Magnus says excitedly. Isak rolls his eyes. When will Mags not unintentionally flirt with his man? 

Even grinned, proud to share his love of food “I can show you a photo Isak took last time I made him his favourite pizza” 

Even pulled his phone out as Magnus eagerly looks over his shoulder while Even scrolls through his pictures. Even gives his phone over to Magnus who looks at the pizza with hearteyes. “damn this looks-” he stops midsentence the moment he swiped to see the next photo. 

Isak looks at him confused but not for long as Mags shouts for the whole schoolyard to hear “HOLY SHIT IS THAT ISAK NAKED?” 


“Are you fucking serious?” 

Mahdi and Jonas both shout as they stop their discussion on the walking dead to look over at the phone Magnus was laughing at. 

They both doubled over laughing right before Even snatched the phone out of Magnus’s hands with a big fucking proud grin on his face “well that’s enough boys” 

Isak could feel himself dying. in a hole. right there. in front of everyone. 

Jonas blinked a couple times in shock before announcing “I can never unsee that” 

Mahdi nodded “But I have to say it was a really nice photo. Do you take photography?” He asked Even who nodded happily. 
“I took media actually” 

“ah nice how do you feel about long exposure? i’ve been trying this new thing where-” 

Isak could not believe what was happening his bros just saw a photo of him….like that and one of them is talking to his boyfriend about photography tips while the other two were…trying to mimic Isak’s pose. 

He whacked Jonas’s out stretched hand “knock it off.” 

Jonas laughed which caused Even to look up from his intense discussion. 

“Don’t be embarrassed Isak you look fucking beautiful.” Even reassured him, causing Isak to blush.

“I agree” Magnus said, making Isak choke on his own breath

“excuse me?” 

Magnus nodded serious, “Hey Even do you think you could take some photos like that of me? I’m thinking it would be a great gift for Vilde” 

Even laughed joyously at the exact same time Isak yelled an extremely intense “NEI STOP FLIRTING WITH MY BOYFRIEND” 

I am one of simple desires and I’m just saying, a whole “true love’s neural block destroying kiss” would be just fine with me.

some tobes n jim things

part two

  • someone: breaks a glass object
    -both of them simultaneously: “same” 
  • hyping each other for battle 
    -“you got this tobes!! knock em dead!!”
    “you know it~” 
  • 4am texting
    -tobes: jim only ten percent of the ocean has been explored what if trolls lived there
    jim: it’s 4am but i’m listening 
  • • call each other nicknames like ‘troll bros’ ‘my man’ ‘my dork’ 
  • • the ‘hamilton phase’
    “yeah jimbo”
    “i guess you could say, ever since we found out about the trolls, the world turned upside down
    -taking turns making the beats vs rapping the lyrics
    -both found near bawling after binge listening to ‘burn’ and ‘stay alive reprise’ for a good half hour
    -both alternating between watching and pretending to be eliza
    -when someone says ‘who do you think you are??’ they almost explode into 'hERCULES MULLIGAN’ 
  • sleep deprivation makes for the weirdest descisions
    -“bye jim imma go n find a lady friend for the gnome”
    “k bye”
    -“tobes watch this imma deck this guy”
    “wait jim that’s a coatrAC- oops” 
  • helping each other out when they have anxiety/panic attacks
    -jim has a ton of anxiety, stress, but he acts like he doesn’t so when it finally catches up, he’s pretty non responsive
    -“hey jimbo. want me to sit here? i have a new comic book that we can read”
    slow nod and it’s quiet and nice and calming
    -also teaching jim ways to soothe his emotions so he doesn’t randomly burst into armor
    -teaching blinky and aarrggh about said anxiety/panic attacks and how to help
  • “hey blinky don’t you just love tobes.” soft sniff “my man.” 
  • when jim gets overwhelmed by how freakin head over heels he gets, tobes will bring several playlists of falling in love songs, and candy
    -“she’s just so !!!” noms on candy “cot damn i love caramel” 
  • -during these, they get so sugared up that they eventually just become a giggling mess
    -“omg jim”
    trolls exist
    five straight minutes of laughing that causes crying 
  • jim being there for tobes after a long day with the dentist/orthodontist 
  • sleep piles after long days jim usually ends up wrapping around tobes because he long 
  • you know the blippin SECOND tobes gets a crush jim will be all over it
    -“soOOoo who’s the lucky one tobes~?”
    “i will get you later”
    “you know you love me”
    “i hate that it’s true rn” 
  • holding hands when in danger/calm down one another/ or be protective as heck
    -“this is my jim. go away”
    “omg tobes” 
  • jim likes more alternative rock/garage band and tobes more pop/ accapella
    -they both agree on electro swing tho 
  • spontaneous dancing/rap battles when things get dull or just waiting for something 
  • “bro” “bro” 
  • after battle juice boxes 
  • memes 
  • calling each other 'babe’ unironically 
  • "do you need to have a troy bolton moment” “yes” 
  • late night studies
  • “jim hold me” falls over onto jim “wait wha- wAIT CRAP TOBES”
Bathroom Boy - Fred Weasley Imagine


Hello could you do a Fred Weasley x reader or use my name (Jess) where Fred refuses to play pranks on the reader and George catches on to why and pulls pranks on the both of them to get them together lots of fluff please and can the reader (Jess) be in Gryffindor please? Thanks in advance
Hey,could you do some Fred x reader,in which he runs into the girl bathroom(could be the prefects bathroom,‘cause you know maybe the marauders map told him the password or something)and then he listen to the reader singing in the shower,and he’s concentrating so much in the singing that he forgets to leave?i know it may be quite difficult LOVE your blog btw❤️❤️❤️

A/n: Finally posting a story after a long period of time! I’m sorry to every single one of my followers for not posting in while. Hopefully, I’ll be able to post another imagine Tuesday just for you guys!

I decided to combine these imagines to spice things up like that salt guy from the Internet. Hope you like it.

(P.s. I know Adele wasn’t a thing back in this time but I love this song so, please excuse me. Also, the reader was singing this song just for Fred.)

-Fred Weasley’s POV-

“I’m bored”

“What do you want to do?” I ask my twin brother. It was Christmas break and we stayed here at Hogwarts as our parents went to Romania to visit our brother Charlie. Christmas at Hogwarts is definitely magical yet as the years pass Christmas is the same every year. We were in our dormitory, I looked out our window watching the snow fall onto the grounds of the school.

“Let’s prank someone!” George says out of nowhere, we really hadn’t had the time to prank someone due to exams but since it’s break. Why not?

“Let’s put a box of fever fudge in Filch’s office!”

“Can’t. Mcgonagall caught us last time for that one, she’ll know it’s us.” I remind him.

“Hmm… Snape? Puking pastilles?” He suggested.

“I don’t feel like hiding for my life”

“Oo! I know! That girl in our transfiguration class, Katie’s partner. I forgot her name.”

“(Y/n) (Y/l/n)” I said immediately regretting it.

“You know her?”

“Well, not really. We just have classes together, that’s all.”

“I reckon you’re not telling me the truth mate.”

“I am! I hardly know her.” That was a complete lie and George knows it. (Y/n) (Y/l/n) is the most beautifulest girl I’ve ever laid eyes on. Her laugh and her smile makes me all warm and makes me act like a complete idiot around her. She’s kind, loving, smart and I know how cliche I sound but it’s true.

She always puts everyone else’s needs first. She never lets anyone give her crap and she stands up for what she believes in, I remember that one time when Malfoy called Hermione a Mudblood. (Y/n) was so mad, she bewitched him by using the petrificus totalus spell and kicked dirt in his face. I fell for her even more that day but I don’t really know if she knows that I exist.

Yes, we have classes together but does she know me? We look at each other sometimes, pass smiles, send waves but there’s a question that nags me all the time, if I don’t find the answer soon, I feel like I’ll never find it. Does she like me too? I know that yes could possibly be an impossible answer but what if that slight chance of possibly comes true.

“Besides the fact that you’re lying to me, we should prank her. She stayed this break. We s-”

“No, I’m not going to prank her” I told him. George smirked and pushed himself up off the bed.

“What is it that your hiding brother?” His voice laced with the sound of amusement.

“Nothing” I say calmly trying to hide the fact that I’m obviously lying. I stand as his smirking figure makes me uncomfortable “Stop it, bloke”

“Whether your willing or not, I will find out!” He says as I leave the room, I roll my eyes.

“Sure you will!”

~The Next Day~

“Hey mate” The voice of George entering my ears. I was extremely cautious all day yesterday since his little remark. I’ve kept to myself but right now he seems normal. No smirk, no devilish glint in his eyes. Just a normal George Weasley. “I brought you this butterbeer from Hogsmead, I was just there with Lee” he grinned passing me the cup.

“Thanks” I say, I look in the cup as if expecting something to jump out of it.

“Well aren’t you going to drink it?” I look up at him.

“Why should I?”

“Because it’s your favorite and I got it just for you. Honestly mate, do you think I poisoned it or something?” He was right, I was just overreacting. I took a large gulp from it then I felt this strange feeling overcome me.

“How do you feel?” He asks

“Unsure.” I say without even thinking as if I didn’t have any control.


“Because I know you’re up to something” Then I realized what he’s done. He put Veritaserum in my butterbeer to make me tell the truth. He was grinning widely, I stood up and ran as far away as I could from him.

“Fred wait! I still have questions!” I heard George say but I kept running. I ran to the nearest door but it was locked. The next one locked but the one at the end of the hall was open. I sneak in and close the door quietly but I freeze in place as I hear the water running. I turn around and realize, from all of the surroundings, that I was in the prefects bathroom. I put my hand on the knob and was about to twist it but I heard footsteps.

“Fred! Come on! I stole that batch from Snape’s cabinets and I don’t want to do it again.” I walk away from the door silently but from every step I take the more closer and closer the sound of water running gets closer.

“Everybody loves the things you do
From the way you talk
To the way you move
Everybody here is watching you
'Cause you feel like home
You’re like a dream come true”

I knew instantly that it was her. Her angelic voice filling the bathroom, I remember her voice because I would often her hear hum or sing before class would start. I get closer to the showers to hear her voice more clearly.

“But if by chance you’re here alone
Can I have a moment
Before I go?
'Cause I’ve been by myself all night long
Hoping you’re someone I used to know”

I stood there listening as if I were in a trance, it was hard to move away.

“Let me photograph you in this light
In case it is the last time
That we might be exactly like we were
Before we realized
We were sad of getting old
It made us restless
Oh, I’m so mad I’m getting old
It makes me reckless
It was just like a movie
It was just like song
When we were young”

The water stopped running and the curtain opened.

“Fred!” She screamed holding her towel against her chest.

~(Y/n)’s POV~

“When we were young” I stopped singing as I turned the water knob to stop the water. I grabbed my towel off the railing and wrapped it around my body. I grabbed the curtain and moved it aside.

“Fred!” I screamed holding my towel tightly against my chest.

“I- I’m sorry.” He stuttered

“What are you doing in here?” I asked slipping on my slippers. I actually wasn’t uncomfortable at all, I trust Fred although I’ve never really met him fully. He seems nice, I have him for mostly all my classes.

“I’m hiding from my brother.” He says quickly as if willing. I smile due to him sounding like a child.

“I’m sorry if you heard me.” I whisper picking up my clothes “I know I’m not very good at singing.”

“Are you mad? You’re amazing” he said, I look at him and I can’t help but smile widely.

“Really?” I ask. He nods his head rapidly, he seems to be staring at me quite intently. I just realized that we’ve been having a conversation while I was wearing nothing but a towel making me chuckle to myself that it’s actually happening.

“What are you looking at?” I joke.


“Why?” I can’t help but ask quickly without thinking.

“Because your beautiful” I smile at him.

“Um…” I try to hide the blush that’s rushing up to my cheeks. “Can you leave so I can change? It’s kinda getting cold in here” I laugh briefly.

“Oh, sorry. Sorry. I’ll just leave” he said while walking backwards, I wave slightly but laugh as he bumps into the wall. He says bye and then quickly disappears behind the door. I smile to myself as I change into my clothes. Fred is something else and I like that.

~The Next Day~

~Fred’s POV~

“I can’t believe you did that to me” I mumbled to George as I played with my porridge.

“What? Me?” He acted shocked “I was trying to get the truth but you choose to take the hard way”

“I could have told you without you putting Veritaserum in my butterbeer!”

“Well, I didn’t know that you were going to run into the prefects bathroom with that serum in your system. Well, you told her all that good things that you like about her right?” He said innocently.

“Yeah but what if she asked me if I liked her? Then she would probably think that I’m some weirdo listening to her shower.” George shrugged his shoulders.

“Hey, bathroom boy.” I turn my head to the side to see (Y/n) smiling down to me. She sits besides me and begins to eat. George stands up giving me a smirk before actually walking away.

“I’m really really sorry about yesterday”

“Don’t worry about it. At least I got a compliment out of it.”

“You’re a really good singer, you should join Choir”

“No, I don’t sing well.”

“Yeah, you do”

“How do I know if you aren’t lying to me?”

“Remember yesterday when I told you that you were a good singer.” She nodded “I wasn’t lying. My brother gave me Veritaserum”

“Is that why you were hiding from your brother?” She smiles.

“Yeah but your should join.”

“I might but I- Ah!” She screamed and I yelled as cold liquid fell on top of us. I open my eyes to see bright red paint all over me and (Y/n).

“Oh my god” she said and then out of nowhere she laughed. Glitter gold and black fell to top it off.

“George!” I yell.

“It wasn’t me mate” he said innocently but I knew that he was lying. I was about to kill him but I was distracted by her laugh. It was filled with such joy, it made me start laughing. Soon, after we both got cleaned off we sat in front of the fire in the common room.

“When we were in the bathroom and I asked you why you were staring at me… Did you really mean it when you called me beautiful?” She whispered looking at me

“Of course I did” but before I knew it she kissed me. I cupped her face and brought her closer. She wrapped her arms around my neck and deepened the kiss. We pulled back after a few seconds when we were out of breath.

“I love you”

“I love you too, Weasley”


(It’s been a while since I’ve ended an imagine with I love you)

Ok I’ve been meaning to make this post for awhile now, but I keep procrastinating lol

I wanted to discuss and compare between two anime that came out in the same year (2016) Which is ‘Kiss Him, Not Me’ and ‘Yuri on Ice’. I only wanted to compare the two pairings Victor x Yuuri and Kae x Nishima, and how different they are. And maybe how bullshit Victuri is at showing any romantic relationship lol. And point out the censorship bullshit people are still throwing out. Even if Kae and Neshima are both girls, they’re still a potential gay pairing (which I wish was canon), and the anime isn’t a Yuri too. And the fandoms constant complaining of lack of LGBT characters or couples, and how Yuri on Ice is the only one to represent that, which is bullshit. Ok anyway… this is pretty long sooo.. and I tried to make it short too, but I failed lol.

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Nice and Weird

Today is my darling @desperatelyseekingcannibals‘ birthday and so I wrote a little thing featuring their favourite movie Mads (Elias, from Men and Chicken) and their favourite movie Hugh (Grigg, from the Jane Austen Book Club). Happy birthday to my dear friend Max, I hope you enjoy <3<3<3

Also on AO3.

It all started with an argument. Well, less an argument than Jocelyn telling Grigg why he was wrong and Grigg trying to be pleasant while defending himself. It was something she’d always done, when they were dating and only slightly less now that they weren’t. Grigg didn’t mind it, really; Joss meant well, she just had this unfortunate habit of always believing she was right about everything. Unfortunately, what started as a fairly good-natured discussion about the relative merits of paper versus e-books (Joss, inevitably, was wedded to her dead trees, while Grigg, equally inevitably, was delighted by the way that touchscreens felt like something straight out of the future) had now descended into a personal attack on Grigg’s good nature.

“You’re talking out your ass, Joss,” Grigg told her, patience at having his personality dragged through the mud wearing thin.

“It’s true!” she retorted. “You’re completely undiscerning. You like everyone, doesn’t matter if they’re rude, or boring, or stupid. My dogs are choosier about the company they keep!”

“Clearly untrue, given that they happily spend most of their time with you!”

“Keep it civil, you two,” Bernadette murmured, from her seat opposite them. Most of the other club members had wandered off into Allegra’s kitchen, waiting for Joss and Grigg to finish their bickering before the official discussion could recommence.

“All I’m saying is, it’s lovely that you’re so, well, lovely,” Jocelyn offered (all typical alpha condescension, in Grigg’s opinion), “but if you just like everybody by default, it’s basically the same as not liking anybody at all! It doesn’t mean anything when you like someone, if you just automatically like everyone.”

“Look, I still think that’s crap, and an excuse for you being your usual judge-first-ask-questions-later self, but it’s not even true anyway. I don’t like everybody,” Grigg protested.

“No?” Joss looked at the omega doubtfully. “Name one single person you don’t like. Just one and I’ll drop the whole thing.”

“Fine. Easy,” Grigg told her.

“Real people, Grigg, not politicians or celebrities,” came the proviso.

“No problem.” There were plenty of people he couldn’t stand. Must be dozens of them.

It was just that Grigg was having real difficulty bringing one to mind right now.

Minutes passed as Grigg racked his brains, and a smug smile spread across Joss’ face. It was infuriating enough for Grigg to simply grab the first name that came to mind. “Well… Elias is pretty weird…”

Elias was the new member of the book club, having joined three months previously. He had moved all the way from Denmark to California, after some incident with his family that no one could quite grasp the nature of. Apparently he had decided his destination by throwing a dart at a map, instead of considering such little details as where he might get a job, or the fact that he knew no one in the country, let alone the state. It was the latter issue that had brought him to the book club, after meeting Bernadette at a speed dating event. She hadn’t wanted to date the alpha, but had taken pity on the strange man, who clearly didn’t have anybody in his life, and had invited him to join their group. It wasn’t her most popular decision.

None of the other members could stand Elias, with his awkward manners and brusque attitude, with the way he would talk over them and criticise their opinions. He was loud, opinionated, obnoxious and eccentric. More than eccentric, frankly, he was just plain weird, given to flights of Walter Mitty-like exaggeration about his accomplishments and his prowess as an alpha. Elias was rude. He was overbearing. He was horribly pedantic. He was just, well, really hard to like.

(Even if Grigg did rather enjoy the way Elias would ride roughshod over Jocelyn’s opinions. And the dry sense of humour he displayed when he wasn’t being a jackass. And the way he would give out hugs for no reason at all, holding Grigg against his large, warm, surprisingly solid body. And the way he smelled fucking fantastic, the kind of scent that would make even a beta sit up and take notice, and was, to Grigg’s sensitive omega nose, good enough to take a bath in.)

He was also, judging by Bernie’s horrified expression and the rough inhale of breath behind Grigg, standing right behind him.

Grigg cringed, and turned slowly, to be met with teary eyes and a trembling mouth that sat oddly on a fifty-ish bull of a man.

“Elias, I didn’t,” Grigg started, but with a strangled noise, Elias dropped the book he had been holding and rushed from the house.

“Oops,” Jocelyn said, insincerity dripping from every pore, and it was all Grigg could do not to give her a telling off in the middle of Allegra’s living room. Instead he simply glared at her and took off after Elias, grabbing the dropped book and shoving it inside his jacket as he went.

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Hello everyone! In case you haven’t read my previous post, I will be sharing some of my favorites, so you all can get to know me a little bit better! 

Today we are staring off with : Disney’s Treasure Planet.

Originally posted by my-thoughts-of-flight

I love all Disney’s works, but I believe that this movie is greatly underrated. So, I wanted to share  my thoughts and opinions as to why this movie is great! This movie was based on the classic novel “Treasure Island” by Robert Louis Stevenson. The film follows a teenage boy named Jim Hawkins who stumbles upon a treasure map leading to the infamous “Treasure Island”. In the Disney’s adaptation, Jim Hawkins, desire to sets things right with his reputation, sets off on action packed adventure in hopes to prove to everyone (and himself) that he is capable of great things.

I don’t want to give away too much about the movie, however, I am going to discuss about the characters and what makes this movie stand out as a whole. 

James Hawkins, or “Jim”  is the main character of the movie. Unfortunately, everyone in town looks at him as a delinquent and we can see Jim throughout the beginning of the film believing these attributes about himself. I feel like the audience can really relate to Jim and his struggle as he transitions to adulthood. What makes his character so imperative is that he is the personification of redemption. The movie manifests that true greatness comes from suffering, endeavors, hope, and bravery. 

Originally posted by jesimahcah

 He is such a dynamic character and he was perfectly executed. I feel like many could relate to his struggles, especially those of us who face self-doubt in success.

Captain Amelia  is one of the very few female roles in this movie, however, the film makes up for this by her strong and kick ass personality. She does not take crap from any man who tries to come in her way! I absolutely love her and even with a crew filled with men she still keeps everyone in place.

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Delbert Doppler

Next we have Dr. Doppler, who is possibly the funniest character in the movie. He brings a comedic and lighthearted element to the film, while still remaining to be the intelligent and responsible one towards the crew and Jim.

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John Sliver 

Saving the best for last! Silver is my favorite character in this whole entire film. He plays the father figure for Jim, teaching him how to carry and believe in himself in times of suffering. Let me say that the “father and son” moments will just tug your heart strings! I can’t describe how much I adore this dynamic duo. However, what makes the plot even more interesting is that he also plays the main villain. This conflict ultimately leads to both of the character making hard decisions. 

Originally posted by floridianfireflyfaith

Originally posted by ive-been-mistreated

“You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course.”

-John silver

This whole movie was done so perfectly and it’s a shame that not many people talk about it. Every time I watch it, I get this overwhelming feeling of joy. I highly recommend this to everyone!

Also I highly recommend listening to the soundtrack! In particular, I would recommend listening to “I’m still Here” By John Rzeznik. It’s is one of my favorite songs to this day and you will not regret it! 

Let me know what you all think of the film and soundtrack! Would love to hear your thoughts and opinions! 

Movie Affair

Chapter VII

Current obsession; Aaron Taylor-Johnson.

Summary: Life as a young actress was hard, but when you get a part in a promising movie and reunite with the man you’ve fantasized about since you were 15 things get harder. At first it’s like every dream you ever had is coming true. But reality pulls you down from cloud nine as you start to fall for the one guy you weren’t supposed to.

WARNINGS: Language, music preference, mature content.

A/N: I had a meltdown bc of this stupid chapter, had to re-write the WHOLE DAMN THING. Bc I hadn’t saved the first draft -cuz I’m a moron like that- and lost it after I’d worked on it for three days and it was almost finished😭… But yeah, the original A/N said something like; I feel like I’ve taken too long to actually develop their affair so here goes nothing… Enjoy!


“I don’t want fucking McDonald’s” I complain looking out the window.

“Oh c'mon, you’re always up for McDonald’s” Aaron says and I roll my eyes. He wasn’t wrong, but I was mad right now so I wouldn’t admit it.

“You ruined my fun” I say crossing my arms over my chest and he huffs.

“I saved your ass from the press Y/N. If you had indeed ‘beaten him up’ even a little, you could’ve been out of the movie.“ he says half scolding me.

Choosing not to respond we find ourselves in silent for a few minutes, until I sight and -half heartedly- say “Thanks”. I eye him and see how he looks up from his phone and smiles at me. The gesture all too adorable, causing me to drool over him all over again. I look away, feeling my cheeks get warm.

“But I still don’t want McDonald’s, I feel like I might puke it right up” I say making a grimace and Aaron chuckles.

“Ok, but I want. So we’re still going” he says and I snort, rolling my eyes when a little smile peeks at my lips.

When we get there the driver parks the car and I frown. Couldn’t we get it drive-thru? I look at Aaron as he is about to open the door and grab his arm. “Hey, it’s late I’ll go with you” he looks at me and chuckles.

“I can take care of me” he says getting out of the car anyways, I lay on the seat in order to still see him. “Besides, you…. I’ll just be right back” with this he closes the door, practically on my face.

“Fuck ’s he tryna tell me?” I slur frowning and then sit back up looking at the driver with a questioning look. He shrugs.

“Too many guys with too little good intentions at this hour.” he says and I frown, not understanding what he means at first. But when I do I fixate my eyes outside the car, on Aaron specifically. “If you were my lady, I wouldn’t have liked for you to get out of the car either.” he says look at me briefly, flashing a smile. I sigh, it was cute if it was true. But I’d already had to deal with one of those guys today, two would just be a fucking party.

“I’m not his lady” I slur as I watch Aaron come back. He looks at me apologetically and I just smile. “Don’t worry”

When Aaron gets in with the bag of food we start heading back to the hotel. The driver turns on the radio and there’s a song playing that almost made me go to sleep, so I lean to the front seat and ask him to change it. In a very nice way. Like, “Change that crap! I’m falling asleep hereeee” Aaron chuckled and with hands on my waist dragged me back to my seat. The driver laughed and changed the station. I knew this one, I’d heard waayy too much. It was an Adele song. I gasp remembering the lyrics. Singing them as I used my right hand as a microphone.

Everybody loves the things you do

From the way you talk, to the way you move

Everybody here is watching you

‘Cause you feel like home

You’re like a dream come true.

Aaron was looking at me with a shocked expression. I chuckle and swing my shoulders side to side, carrying on with the song.

But if by chance you’re here alone

Can I have a moment before I go?

‘Cause I’ve been by myself all night long

Hoping you’re someone I used to know

I look at Aaron, realizing he had started to sing with me on the second verse. I smile and we keep on singing like the two drunks we were.

You look like a movie

You sound like a soong

My God, this reminds me

Of when we were young

Let me photograph you in this light

In case it is the last time

That we might be exactly like we were

Before we realized

We were sad of getting old

It made us so restless

It was just like a movie

It was just like a song

In the pause I rest my cheek on Aaron’s shoulder, giving the song more passion.

I was so scared to face my fears

Nobody told me, that you’d be here

And I swear you moved overseas

That’s what you said, when you left me

I sit back up turning my whole body to Aaron, leaning in just enough.

You still look like a movie

You still sound like a sooong

My God, this reminds me

Of when we were yoouung

Let me photograph you in this light

In case it is the last time

That we might be exactly like we were

Before we realized

We were sad of getting old

It made us so restless

It was just like a movie

It was just like a song

We start singing softly the next part, leaning in closer so we can hear each other

When we were young [x4]

It’s hard to admit that

Everything just takes me back

To when you were there

To when you were there

And a part of me keeps holding on

Just in case it hasn’t gone

I guess I still care

Do you still care?

It was just like a movie

It was just like a song

My God, this reminds me

Of when we were young

When we were young [4x]

We lean closer again, my right cheek pressed with his left one, as we sang our hearts out. Holding back laughs at how ridiculous we probably looked.

Let me photograph you in this light

In case it is the last time

That we might be exactly like we were

Before we realized

We were sad of getting old

It made us so restless

Oh I’m so mad I’m getting old

It makes me reckless

It was just like a movie

It was just like a song

When we were young

We were breathing heavily at this point, chuckling lightly. I take a hand to his cheek as I pull away and chuckle harder, millimeters away from his face. His breath moving my hair, his eyes deep in mine. It dragged small electric shocks all over my skin. I had the urge to kiss him, to press our foreheads together. But I pulled away, taking a deep breath a resting my back agaisnt the door. I couldn’t do that, he had a girlfriend, and he clearly didn’t see me like that.

He sits back right, smiling and I smile too. Putting my legs on his lap comfortably. At first he looks at them like he doesn’t know what to do, but he then he rests a hand on one and takes it upon him to massage the other. I giggle at the ticklish feeling his hands on my skin give me, but don’t pull away. It felt nice, so I rest my head agaisnt the glass of the window and look outside. The streetlights passing over my head like shooting starts. And getting lost in that moment we arrive at the hotel.

I might’ve been half asleep of something, but when I get down from the car after Aaron the floor seemed way closer than it actually was. Making me almost fall when I get down. Lucky me Aaron was there and grabbed me by the arm. If not, God knows I would’ve hit the pavement with my face.

“You are so drunk” he says chuckling, he pays the driver and we wall inside the hotel.

“So are youu!” I half yell in the middle of the lobby and Aaron laughs. We walk towards the elevator and I grab the McDonald’s bag and inspect it’s contents. Grabbing some stray fries and stuffing my mouth with them.

Aaron drags me inside the elevator, laughing at something. ‘Something’ probably being me. Once inside I press our floor number, dancing to a song that was stuck in my head. Humming to it I elbowed Aaron, getting his attention. He just chuckled.

When we got to our floor I walked straight to my door, looking for the key inside my purse. Opening the door once I found it. Throwing myself on the couch and groaning in pleasure. “Ugh finally” I say and Aaron takes the McDonald’s bag from me, patting my thighs so I’d make space for him. Groaning I move, still taking up half of the couch.

“Woman, move” with this Aaron lifts me into a sitting position as I complain and laugh. He sits down taking his food out of the bag and passing me my fries.

“I’m like, at the best moment of being drunk” I say laying back and eating the fries.

“Wich moment?” Aaron asks taking a bite from his burger.

“I feel like I would do just about anything I’d normally not do, y'know. Like, I wouldn’t be ashamed of it right now, but if I was sober I’d be.” I say taking a bunch of fries to my mouth. But to mind came that one thing I couldn’t do.

I weren’t capable of kissing Aaron. It seemed like the one thing that actually stuck around in my brain for this long was the fear of rejection from him. And also the fact that he had a damn girlfriend.

“I guess that’s good” he speaks, getting my attention. “Until you wake up the next day and everyone tells you what you did” He says and laughs, making me laugh too. I put what’s left of my fries back on the bag. “Are you not gonna eat those?” He asks and I shook my head. Aaron frowns at me and takes a hand to my face, pretending to take my temperature and we both laugh.

“I’m fine, just a little too boozed up” I say smiling, he cups my cheek and by instinct I take my hand to his. “I’m fine dude” I chuckle putting his hand away and he rolls his eyes with a snort, getting back to his burger.

My eyes linger on him for a while, taking in the features of his face. Eyebrows, nose, cheeks, lips… I look away flustered and start taking off my heels. Damn it, if I could only have him for one night and make sure it wouldn’t change our friendship I’d do it. I wanted him all too bad. I had been wanting him since I was 15…

My mind lingered on that thought for a while. Fuck it’ I thought and grabbed my phone, scrolling down my playlist. Who knew when I’d ever get another chance to do something stupid and blame it on alcohol.

I finished removing my heels and stood up with my phone in hand. “This is a cool song” I said throwing my phone on the bed after pressing play. Making sure Aaron’s curious eyes were on me I started lip singing the song.

I haven’t seen my ex since we broke up

Probably ‘cause he didn’t wanna grow up

Now I’m out and wearing something low-cut

‘Bout to get attention from a grown up

Aaron tilts his head with a confused smile. I walked to the bathroom, making sure to swing my hips just enough.

‘Cause you hold me like a woman

In a way I’ve never felt before

And it makes me wanna hold on

And it makes me wanna be all yours

As the chorus started I undid the zipper of my skirt, turning my back to Aaron before letting it fall to my feet. In the bathrroom mirror I could see how his eyes crawled up my legs and lingered in my ass for a minute. A smirk place itself in my lips. If I could tease him just enough… Just enough to get him to want me. Then I could have him. I continued humming the song turning around again.

All he ever wanted was to go down

What we supposed to do with all his friends around, yeah

Smoking weed, he’d never wanna leave the house

Got an empty cushion on that sofa now

Aaron swallowed hard and stood up as the song continued. Walking towards me and not stopping until our faces were centimeters away. Deep, dark stare on mine, breath mixing with mine. “What are you doing?” he asked, my eyes fluttered closed at his husky voice. He walked away before I could give him an answer.

Guys my age don’t know how to treat me Don’t know how to treat me Don’t know how to treat me Guys my age don’t know how to touch me Don’t know how to …

And he turned it off, his chest raising and falling at the pace of his breathing. My legs threatened to fail me as he spun around and walked on my direction again. Passing right by me into the bathroom, I turned around following him with my eyes. “You need a shower, a cold one” he said turning the water on.

I bit my lip angrily when he turned to me again. I frowned and he walked towards me, pulling me up and carrying me to the shower. The cold water instantly fell over my shoulders making me squeal. “What the hell?!” I yelled angrily and slapped his chest.

“You’re drunk Y/N” he says not looking at me. As if I didn’t know that piece if information already.

“So what, you’ll shower me with clothes!?” I yell again, eyes wide and hands extended at each side of my head. He looks at me and we stay in silence for a second, water soaking my shirt, bra and panties.

Aaron looks down on my body and then meets my eyes again. And I can see in the exact moment he decides to give up. Getting inside the shower with me and pulling me into a desperate kiss. Wich I respond to immediately.

My arms go around his neck and he pushes me until my back hits the wall. He pulls away, only to grab my face and take a look at me, before kissing me again. I hum in response and kiss him back, his free hand falling to my hip and digging into my sking there. Maving a soft moan escape my troath. We pull away and take another breath, looking at the other.

He frowns as realization crosses his face. “You’ve been wanting this haven’t you?” He asks and I chuckle, a smirk placing on my lips.

“Took you this long to figure that out?” I ask, and he gives me an amused look. Crashing our lips together again.

His hands find the hem of my [ soaking wet ] blouse and pulls it over my head. Moving his hands to my waist after, they were hot against my skin. “You’re so cold” he says and I pull away, breathing heavily.

“So make me warm” I whisper on his lips and pull him closer. He lifts me by my waist, having me wrap my legs around his hips. Pants hanging dangerously low on them. I gasp when he shoves me agaisnt the wall again and moan when he buckles his hips against mine. I can feel the heat down on my core, and the friction with his pants only made it worst. His mouth traveled down my jaw, letting me be a panting mess.

“Shit. I want you” he mutters and reaches down for my panties, fighting to remove them. Biting on my neck at the same time, making me moan. I pulled from his hair, a grunt escaping his troath when I did. Leaning in I captured his lips again, separating my ass from the wall and making him hold me. And like that I removed my panties halfway to my thighs, the rest he did himself. I hear him unzip his pants and then press a finger against my clit, estimulating me enough to make me wet in seconds.

All I know after that is that he buried himself inside of me with a thrust. And I almost screamed, wrapping my arms around his shoulders, panting.

Neither of us moved for a few seconds, getting used to the feeling. My mouth was in a perfect circle and his hands held my ass tightly. He took a step back, carrying all of my weight as I hugged myself tighter to him, my nipples hardening under the lace bra.

He lifted me a bit, bucking his hips back and forth as he started fucking me. Starting off at a normal pace at first. Filling the bathroom with my moans and his. But then after some minutes he speeded up, thrusting brutally inside of me. Making me cry out in pleasure, my hands removing his shirt only from his shoulders. I couldn’t help but to be loud, I’ve been wanting this too long. And it was everything I ever wanted it to be.

Wild, passionate and raw.

I tilt my head back, the water of the shower splashing on my boobs. Slowly I lean my back against the wall again, shutting my eyes closed as curses fell from my lips. Aaron fucking my consciousness away. And he leans in, kissing the exposed part of my breasts. He sucked on them and grunted, I could feel his hot breath warming my chest under the shower and it was only making me want more.

His hair was soaked now, so I curled my fingers on it and buried his face deeper on my chest. “Oh baby, keep going” I moan, having him thrust harder. Hitting my sweet spot repeatedly.

“Oh fuck Y/N” he muttered as I tightened around him. His movements becoming sloppier. I cried out as the whole room spinned around me. If I hadn’t been having the best fuck of my life I would probably be throwing up.

“Aaron” I moaned, tapping his shoulder “Aaron” I moaned out for him again and he pulled back, putting me to face level again.

“Yes?” His eyes couldn’t concentrate on a single thing, so I grabbed his neck and pushed his face up to the crook of my neck. Wrapping my arms around his neck and my hands pulling from his hair. Gaining more skin to skin contact like that. My moans became louder, and his cock twitched inside me as he went in and out.

“Fuuck” I cried, closing my eyes and throwing my head back. My orgasm riping through me like a train. He rode it out, making me dizzy. His hands were buried on my ass, but he moved them up to my waist. Fingers digging on my flesh when he started cumming. Shit, if that didn’t bruise I’d give me a medal. Aaron grunted and finally rested his forehead on my collarbone, slowly stopping his movements.

Everything seemed to be in slow motion now. We stayed like that until our breaths evened out. And then he slid out of me, putting me down on my legs. Aaron pulled away but his hands were still on my waist. “Wow” I whisper, resting a cheek on his chest and he chuckles. Resting a hand on the back of my head.

“Wow indeed” he says and I chuckle too. I take a deep breath and pull away. Completely undoing the buttons of his shirt, pulling away to take it off and throwing it to the side.

“It’ll be dry by tomorrow” I say locking eyes with him and he has a smile on his lips. Like he couldn’t believe what just happened.

He chuckles and I laugh softly. “I know” I say and hug him by the waist. Maybe it was just the buzz of the alcohol. But either way, I really fucking enjoyed that.

“We’ll need to get something for you tomorrow” He says caressing my cheek and I nod.

“I just wanna go to bed right now” I say grabbing his hand and kissing his shoulder. He chuckles and leans his head back, so I’m able to kiss my way up to his neck.

“You’re not thinking second round are you?” He asks trailing a finger up and down my arm. I kiss his collarbone.

“What if I am?” I kiss his neck this time, smiling when he purrs as I move to kiss adam’s apple. Seemed like a yes to me.

Originally posted by rozrzutny

Shrek (2001) Starters
  • "What's that? It's hideous!"
  • "We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
  • "Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND!"
  • "I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder."
  • "Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?"
  • "Well, I have to save my ass."
  • "Example... uh... _______ are like onions!"
  • "Oh, you both have LAYERS. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. CAKE! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!"
  • "Well, let me put it this way, Princess: men of his stature are in SHORT supply."
  • "Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!"
  • "You know, (name)... when we first met, I didn't think you were a big, stupid, ugly ______."
  • "Eat me!"
  • "Okay, I'll tell you... Do you know... the Muffin Man?"
  • "She's married to the Muffin Man..."
  • " So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?"
  • " You can't do this to me, (name), I'm too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich...?"
  • "Huh, celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?"
  • "But this isn't right! You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banners flying! That's what all the other knights did!"
  • "I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going... take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it..."
  • "LOVE me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature! I heard the two of you talking!"
  • "Well, I have a bit of a confession to make: _____ don't have layers. We wear our fear right there on our sleeves."
  • "Hey! I'm nobody's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy!"
  • "All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom."
  • "Like THAT's ever gonna happen! What a load of..."
  • "The line, the line you gotta wait for: the priest's gonna say "Speak now or forever hold your piece", and you rush in and say "I object!"
  • "Then ya gotta, gotta try a little TENDERNESS! Chicks love that romantic crap!"
  • Wow! Only a TRUE friend would be that cruelly honest!"
  • "Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?"
  • "Oh, I know. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village, put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleens and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you?"
  • "The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight."
  • " Let's just say, I'm not your type, all right?"
  • "Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe."
  • "...And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!"
  • "Thank you, thank you very much. I'm here 'til Thursday. Try the veal."
  • "There's an arrow in your butt!"
  • Because that's what friends do, they FORGIVE EACH OTHER!"
  • "Don't worry, (name). I used to be afraid of the dark until... No, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark."