like seriously the things he does for house

Lay it on me- Jughead Jones

Pairing: Jughead x Reader

Description: This is a continuation of “Wipe it off of me”, reader wants to try some stuff out with her boyfriend ;-D

(Read Part 1 )

Warnings: THERES SO MUCH SIN THAT EVEN HOLY WATER CANT SAVE ME. AVERT YOUR EYES, SMALL CHILDREN.

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The next day after what happened with Jughead, I immediately went to Veronica. She was my best friend, and I trusted her completely with my life, so I also trusted the fact that she would explain to me what the hell I should be doing when it comes to…..things like this.

“Veronica, I just, I’m not entirely sure how I feel about all this kinky stuff, but I know that if there’s somebody I’m comfortable enough with, it’s him, And Jughead, sometimes with the way he is, he, he…” I trailed off, crossing one leg over the other on Veronica’s mattress.

“Turns you on?” Veronica asked, a giggly tone in her voice as she spun around in her vanity chair to look at me.

“Yes.” I admitted, heat spreading across my cheeks quickly.

“Girl, I get what you mean, every time I see Betty in that cheer uniform-” Veronica dramatically draped herself over her chair, fanning herself with her hand. “ my gay ass heart just can’t handle it.” I rolled my eyes before standing up and swatting her in the arm.

“I’m serious, Ronnie! Jughead does.. Things to me! Things I’m not used to feeling! Things I seriously don’t like-” I cut myself off, groaning loudly in sexual frustration, and flopping back down on to Veronica’s bed face up. My arms sprawled out across the duvet and I sighed, turning my head to look at my friend now looking down at me.

“ He’s going to be the death of me, Ronnie. He really is.”

“Cheer up sunshine. Let me show you a few things first.”


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I had left Ronnie’s house with a lot of ideas, and I planned to use them this weekend. The knowledge she had given gave me somewhat a surge of confidence, and I was positive that the rain check I had made with Jughead would be worth it. It was the next weekend when I finally acted upon my ideas.

My mom was going away for the weekend, which meant I would have the house all to myself.The last bell had rang, signaling to the students that they had just been relinquished their freedom and were free to leave the torturous hell that was Riverdale High (ok, maybe it wasn’t that bad, but I’m a drama queen). I saw Jughead standing in front of his locker, rummaging through It while Archie leaned against the locker beside him, hands moving as he told Jughead something. I quickly moved from in between Betty and Veronica, quickly making my way to my boyfriend. I grabbed his shoulder as he stood facing away, pulling him down backwards so my lips brushed against his neck, and whispered.

“My house, tonight. I wanna make good use of that rain-check.” I let go of Jughead, my hand pushing him slightly and his body sprang back in to his previous position, his mouth open. I was halfway down the hall when he turned around, and I just giggled before winking and blowing him a kiss.


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Instead of meeting Jughead at Pop’s, I went straight home, checking to make sure my mom had left for her trip. When I saw the empty driveway, I knew I was in the clear. I ran inside and up to my room, dropping my bag and trying to think of my next move. I figured taking a shower was good, so I took a quick one, making sure to shave even though I had done so a couple nights ago. I got out, towel-drying my hair and brushing my teeth before grabbing my nicest pair of bra and underwear. I wasn’t a huge lingerie person, but my mom had bought me a couple nice sets for my birthday, which I was now extremely thankful for.

I threw on a cami and a pair of (extremely short) shorts afterwards, before brushing my hair out and spraying a little perfume. When I was done, I went back down stairs.I occupied myself by getting a little something to drink, and messing around on my phone. I started to almost worry that Jughead wouldn’t show up, and my head started to get the best of me. What if he didn’t want this? What if I freaked him out and potentially ruined our relationship?

A knock at the door interrupted my thoughts, and I padded towards it, unlocking the bolt and swinging it open to see Jughead. He had his hands shoved in his pockets, his head raising to look at me. His eyebrows raised as he took in my appearance.

“Is your mom home?” He asked, stepping inside and locking the door behind him.

“No, she’s gone for the weekend. Business trip.”

“Good.” Jughead quickly had me pinned against the door, his hands wrapping around the back of my thighs and lifting me so my lower body was wrapped around his waist. His lips went to mine, kissing me roughly. My hands went around his neck, knocking his hat off when my fingers curled in to this hair. I tugged lightly and Jughead groaned against my lips. I broke apart from him, panting heavily.

“Do you uh, do you want something to eat?” I asked him, mentally face palming myself. Jughead laughed, his head falling in to the crook of my neck.

“Sure, what’s on the menu?” Jughead responded, lifting his head to look at me. I had an idea to fix the mood I just killed, bringing my lip between my teeth.

“Me.” Jughead looked taken aback for a second before a smug look took over his face.

“Hmm, dessert first. I like that idea.” Jughead leaned back down to kiss me, his lips on mine only for a second before trailing down my jaw and to my neck. Jughead began to litter my neck with dark, purple bruises, his body pressing in to mine. Jughead’s hands traveled down my body, his fingers slipping under my shirt. My breath hitched at the feeling of his warm hands on my cold skin, gripping at my waist firmly.

“M-maybe we should- we should go upstairs.” I panted, my breath heavy. Jughead adjusted his grip on my thighs before complying to my suggestion, stumbling a bit to find the stairs.

“You’re going to break your neck.” I giggled, clinging to his shoulders for dear life.

“Don’t undermine my masculinity.” Jughead pouted, climbing up the staircase with me still in his arms. I laughed at the clumsiness of my boyfriend as he actually managed to make it up the stairs, kicking my door open. Jughead dropped me down on to my bed, my back bouncing against the cool mattress. I sat up, reaching out and gripping Jughead’s jacket and tugging it off of him.

“Eager, are we?” Jughead taunted, helping me pull his jacket off. I rolled my eyes, my hands now going to the sweater underneath his jacket. I pulled it over his head to be met with another shirt.

“What is it with the layers?!” I groaned, my hands now working on getting the short sleeved shirt off. “Really, Forsythe, I thought when I invited you over, you would get the memo to wear less clothing.”

“Unless you wanted me to be a popsicle stick by the time I made it here, that wasn’t happening.” Jughead retorted, his hands going to my tank top.“ Although, I’m pretty sure I woulda been warm in a matter of moments anyways.” Jughead leaned down, his teeth biting gently at the skin on my neck, making my breath hitch in my throat. Jughead pulled my tank top off my body, his hands running down my sides and to my hips before gripping them tightly and pulling me closer to his body.

Jughead and I had had sex only a couple of times, the first time obviously being an awkward and romantic mess, and the second time almost being caught by Archie and Betty, who happened to live across the street from me.Jughead and I weren’t huge on sex, it wasn’t something we wanted to do 24/7 like a lot of the kids at our school, but the both of us had so much pent up sexual frustration lately that we were seconds away from creating tears in our remaining clothes.

Jughead grabbed the waistband of my shorts, slipping them down my thighs. I kicked them off before pushing Jughead over and down on to my bed. I unbuttoned the top of his skinny jeans, pulling them down his legs quickly before straddling Jughead, grinding down in to his hips. Jughead groaned, raising his hips to meet mine and I held them down with my hands, grinding my hips down harder on to him.

“Fuck.” Jughead moaned, his breath becoming heavier. I felt him get harder underneath me and I grinned, glad I was getting the reaction I wanted. I sat up, grabbing one of my scarves hanging off my bed frame and toying with it in my hands.

“You wanna try something?” I looked down at my boyfriend, his eyes wide and fixed upon the fabric slipping between my fingers.

“Lay it on me.” Jughead smirked and I grinned, taking his wrists in my hands. Jughead looked confused as I tied his hands to my bedpost, looking up at me.

“To be honest, I thought the roles would be reversed when you asked.” He chuckled, relaxing under my body.

“We’ve got the whole weekend, babe.” I reached behind my back, unclasping my bra and letting it fall off my shoulders. I flung it aside, my hands now traveling down my boyfriend’s body and running over his hard-on, hidden by the fabric of his boxers. I cupped it lightly before moving away.

“Do you really have to be a tea-ease.” Jughead groaned when my hand dipped under the elastic, wrapping my hand around him firmly. I slowly pumped my hand up and down, Jughead’s breathing becoming rapid. I pulled my hand down, my fingers pulling his boxers off and slipping my underwear off after. I leaned over Jughead’s body, grabbing a condom from the drawer of my nightstand.

I took the end of the foil package between my teeth, ripping it open. I was met with the gross taste of lube and a disgusted look swept across my face quickly.

“Why didn’t you just…. Open it with your hands??” Jughead tilted his head, stifling a laugh at my reaction to the flavorless substance.

“Veronica said it’d be sexier.” I scoffed, pulling the condom out of the package.“ Last time I take her advice.”

“Wait, you went to Veronica for advice on sex?” Jughead sat up a bit. I pushed him back down with my hand, looking shocked at my surprise burst of dominance.

“Jughead, I’m literally about to sit on your dick. Please don’t ruin the mood.” I pinched the tip of the condom, rolling it down Jughead’s penis. Jughead laid back down, eyes wide and looking at me. My knees went to either side of Jughead hips, my hand guiding him as I slowly sank down on to him. My hands went to my chest, my lower body feeling a bit tight and uncomfortable. When my thighs reached Jughead’s hips, I stopped, giving myself a moment to adjust before slowly beginning to rise up and sink back down on to him. I tried to keep a steady pace, my legs burning as I grinded down on to Jughead’s dick.

Jughead’s uneven breathing turned in to small groans and my hands went down his chest, my fingernails leaving scratch marks down his stomach. I began to go faster, already feeling worn out. Jughead’s hair was already starting to stick to his forehead, and my chest was glistening with a thin layer of sweat. I painted, picking up the pace even more and going as fast as I could.

Baby, baby untie me.” Jughead panted, wriggling his arms that were suspended over his head. I paused, leaning over and untying the knot of my scarf. When Jughead was free he immediately sat up, his arms wrapping around my body as he thrusted in to me. My head fell in to the crook of his shoulder, my nails dragging down the muscles in his back.

F-fuck, Forsythe, I-I’m-” my body tensed, the fuzzy feeling in my lower body and the twitching of my abdomen telling me I was close. Jughead flipped us over so I was on my back, his arms holding him up as he pounded in to me at a rapid pace.

My orgasm hit me like an oncoming train, my nails now digging deep in to Jughead’s skin and my back arching. My vision was blurry, colors and stars clouding my sight. Jughead came a few moments later, collapsing on top of my body. My arms went around his neck, my hands playing with the ends of his hair as I tried to calm my breathing.

Jughead eventually pulled out of me, his body leaving mine for a moment to discard the used condom before grabbing his sweater. He climbed back on to the bed, his hands pulling my body up in to a sitting position before pulling the sweater over my head.

“You know, I can dress myself. I’m not five.” I teased, pulling my arms through the sleeves of the long sweater. The end of the fabric went to my knees, reminding me of how tiny I was compared to my beanstalk of a boyfriend.

“I know.” Jughead was standing up, his boxers now on and his shirt slipping over his head. I raised my arms up, making grabby hands at him.

“Well if you’re going to treat me like I’m 5, then I demanded to be carried to the kitchen.” I pouted. Jughead turned to me, a grin on his face.

“As you wish.” Jughead’s arms went under my body, listing up like I was a feather. I squealed, clinging to him as he kicked my door open.

“So, why the kitchen?” Jughead asked, now carrying me back down the stairs he had carried me up about an hour ago.

“Well, I made dinner, and then after we ate, I thought we could test how sturdy the island in my kitchen is.” I bit my lip, looking at Jughead.

“I’m honestly convinced that I died and I have gone to heaven.” Jughead shook the fringe out of his face, dipping his head down and pressing his lips to mine.

Every Episode Of PLL Ever
  • -A: *Does some super petty bullshit, seriously I don't think he's even trying anymore*
  • Spencer: *Doing something Illegal*
  • Toby: *Fighting with Spencer over said illegal thing*
  • Spoby: *Mentally doing it while they fight*
  • Aria: *Kisses the nearest person the minute she feels any minor emotion*
  • Ezra: *Probably eating pie*
  • Ezria: *SEX*
  • Hanna: *Going Rouge*
  • Caleb: *Being shady af*
  • Haleb: *Won't come up for air long enough to stay alive*
  • Mona: *Has to do everything herself otherwise nothing would get done, also is probably hacking the white house*
  • Emily: *Trying to avoid Paige, Follows Ali like a puppy*
  • Alison: *Tries to hide the fact that she is 100% gay for Emily Catherine Fields, she would die for this beautiful amazing creature*
  • Emison: *Gets interrupted by Ezria*
Exercise Is Fun

I aim to please. @swanemma this one’s for you, doll. Although, tbh it’s just as much for me. Emma doing pull ups, in an entirely different setting than the hospital.

Rated E. 2.2k words

Killian was confused upon entering his bedroom one day to find an odd metal contraption nailed above the door. It was black and red, consisting of two long rods sticking out of the wall with some sort of foam padding at the ends and a long bar secured across the top.

He meant to ask Emma about it when she finally returned home that evening, but when she walked through the front door, hair tousled from the wind, there was only one thing on his mind. It involved the bedroom, yes but not that particular piece of equipment.

The next day, he arrives home to a seemingly empty house. Since he’s moved in, if she’s there, he has always been greeted by Emma, either from the living room or kitchen or by her running down the stairs, a hug and a kiss and a blinding grin on her face. It warms his heart down to his toes each and every time, to know she’s there, waiting for him to return to their home. So, considering that it’s the afternoon and she’s unlikely to be asleep, he assumes she’s out when he doesn’t hear so much as a peep from her.

Emma taught him a phrase once, not long ago, about how when one assumes they “make an ass out of you and me.” He’d thought it was funny at the time, his humorous little Swan. When he treads up the stairs to their room and hears a grunt, he recalls the conversation for a flicker of a moment.

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The Changes You Can't See - a MikaYuu drabble

Yuu feels a little stupid he’s never noticed: Mika can’t sleep.

Naturally, he’d assume Mika would lay down in his room at night, because that’s what you do… when you’re human.

“You seriously never noticed?” Mika watches him incredulously.

Yuu scratches the back of his head, embarrassed. “I never paid it much attention…”

That’s a pretty Yuu thing to do, Mika must decide. He takes the explanation without much more of a fight, sighing a little.

Yuu can hear the ‘incredible" in that tiny puff of air.

He steps next to Mika, leaning against the shabby house wall, and looks out the starry night sky like Mika does. “How does it feel not being able to sleep?” Yuu asks in innocent curiosity.

Mika doesn’t answer. Yuu can feel him becoming stiff.

“… Not human,” He spits the words reluctantly.

Yuu huffs. The answer doesn’t please him, and silence is all that passes between them for a moment.

He thinks it must be lonely… to stand out here every night on his own– like the nights when Yuu would cry as a child. So loudly, apparently, that a soldier would snitch him to Guren and make him check on Yuu.

He wonders, did Mika cry too? Did he cry alone in a room, not getting the image of his family dying out of his head?

Did he have a Guren who came to check on him? Someone who stayed until he fell asleep?

“I can’t sleep,” Yuu lies, the words coming out of nowhere.

He turns to look at Mika, his face as innocent as ever. “Will you stay with me?”

Mika’s eyes grow wide. “You want me to stay with you in your room?”

“I want you to stay with me in my bed.”

Mika blushes. Even in the lacking light, Yuu can see it - feel it - more likely.

He lifts his hand to touch Mika’s cheek, the skin hot, stroking over his cheekbone with his thumb. “Will you?”

“Ah…”

Mika glances to the side.

“I guess.”

-/-

You’d think it’d be awkward to share a bed, but somehow… both seem to know exactly what to do.

Yuu faces the wall, laying on his side, and Mika casually places an arm around him from behind.

“This feels like something we’d do as children…” Mika mumbles, his voice full of warmth. He’s so close, his breath spills into Yuu’s hair, disturbing it.

Mika adds, “When you were still a crybaby.”

“I wasn’t a crybaby,” Yuu grumbles in protest. The tips of his ears feel hot.

“You were. You’d think I didn’t see with your back turned to me, but I did.”

Yuu grows silent. His brain is slowly connecting the puzzle pieces. “… Is that why you’d come lie next to me?”

“Maybe.”

There’s a smile in Mika’s voice.

Yuu’s ears grow hotter, and Mika presses a kiss to the back of Yuu’s head.

They don’t say anything for a while. There’s only the sound of them breathing and the beat of their hearts.

“Thank you,” Yuu mumbles eventually.

Mika’s presence always had something soothing. It felt like he wanted to be around Yuu, and Yuu wanted the same. It’s almost like they sought comfort in each other - back then - as they do now.

Mika mumbles back, “I have to thank /you./”

He shuffles closer, holding Yuu a little tighter, like he’s preparing himself to join Yuu in sleep.

Yuu forgets quickly that it’s something that Mika can’t do.

And never will.

BTS as your boyfriend Part 2

Seokjin

• cuddles

• he’s always busy with something but finds time just for you

• foReHEAd kISSes omg definitely

• drives to your house when he needs a hug from he’s little one :(

• always praising you

“you’re so gorgeous… ah seriously can’t you stop it”

• buys you things for 3dollars bc ain’t no money enough to payback your love (he’s just a cheap ass)

• he still loves you like no other tho

• sex with Jin would be just so vanilla most of the time cause he’s the type to get tired pretty easily

• but it’d be so intense and slow and imagine scratching his back and shoulders :(

Yoongi

• music exchange

• buys airplanes tickets for you to visit him on tour

• supports you in everything you like and has to do

• gets shy when you compliment him randomly and gives you that gummy smile of his

• gives you advices

• asks for your opinion on important things

• this little fucker would be so into kissing you while cuddling

• fell asleep once while listening about something that upset you at work bc of the intense practice he had that day and he felt so guilty after that he spent two weeks bringing gifts to you after work

• sex with this guy would be either lazy or slowly intense

• but he can be a freak if he’s mad at something you did… Or just needy

Hoseok

• dancing while cleaning the house

• likes taking showers with you

• always hugging you

• keeps telling you lame dad jokes even when you tell him to stop

• cooking together

• pouts when you deny something he wants badly

*casual voice* “i think hobi deserves a kiss since hobi has been such a nice boy”

• dates at the café

• hoseok would put his dancer hips to work and torture you with slow moves during sex

• he’d be pretty rough and dominant when it comes to sex and he probs has a kink

Namjoon

• always shopping

• always apologizing for forgetting something

• needs endless love and affection

• pda gets him shy but he loves it

• tries to impress you but ends up getting injured

• Netflix and chill

• keeps getting hurt on purpose just so you kiss and take care of him :(

• book exchange

• namjoon would be either fucking dominant or a whiny mess during sex

• but his role doesn’t matter to him as long as he gets to hear your soft moans as you fuck and he falls for you even more at the end

Jimin

• protective

• always trying to touch you, it doesn’t matter if it’s a kiss or just a hand holding

• calls you before important performances when you can’t be with him just so he can hear your voice and calm down

• says cheesy things to you after fights to try and melt your heart such as “I wish we could meet again just so I could fall in love with you twice”

• he’d be so into giving you hickeys just so people can see that you’re his and he absolutely loves when you do the same

• hugs you and tells you sweet nothings when you’re sad

• shows he loves you everywhere bc he just can’t keep his love to himself

• places his hand on your thigh as soon as you sit beside him

• dirty talking yES

• he would be so into spanking your ass while taking you from behind sWeEt jEsUS

Taehyung

• brags about you

• pets your head

• serenades you narutos ending ‘wind’ even if it’s not exactly romantic bc his voice sounds nice in it

• takes you to sightseeing

• random deep talks

• you’re the best person alive for him

• he just loves you so much like he does anything and everything for you

• sometimes he giggles while looking at you cause he feels so lucky to be with you

• this motherfucker would be so into spanking your ass he’d do it even when you weren’t having sex

• he’s a dom most of the time but he likes it when you take control every now and then

Jungkook

• very shy when you start dating but after a while he can get really laid back

• holds your hand a lot

• neck kisses

• wants you to pet his head

• praises the shit out of you even if he’s not that good at it

• needs endless love and affection pt2

• he loves showing people that you’re his but he gets shy often so it doesn’t happen frequently

• sings for you to sleep and dances randomly to cheer you up

• sex with this big guy would be as good as everything he does like he would put a lot of effort to make you feel as good as he does

• he’s definitely a switch but most of the time he’s the dom and he loves it when you’re a brat

Jin: Suddenly starts spending more time with Namjoon in a bid to make you jealous.

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Suga: Is mildly amused by how obsessed you are with fictional characters but seriously cannot understand what he must do to gain your love.

Originally posted by fullfangirling27

J-Hope: Does 101 stupid/random/funny things to get you to laugh at him.

Originally posted by saintminyoongi

Rap Monster: Breaks everything valuable in the house (in a wild temper tantrum) because getting scolded is better than being ignored by you.

Originally posted by funnybts

Jimin: One day when you come home from work/school you’ll find the wi-fi down and the TV disconnected and Jimin sitting on the couch like…

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

V: Turns from baby to daddy real quick when he realizes you’re paying more attention to Sam Maek Jong than to Han Sung.

Originally posted by nanagyeomie

Jungkook: Complains to all his hyungs and ropes them in to help him with his situation.

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

anonymous asked:

I don't know if you answered a question like this before but have you seen Namjoon's choices of Jimin being in Slytherin and Jungkook being in Ravenclaw? I would love to hear your opinion on it and analysis on it. :))))

I’m a filthy casual when it comes to HP, so I’ll do you a favor and point you in the direction of a real expert:

Anon: i know you once said that you’d headcanon hufflepuff!jimin 4lyfe, but did that change after namjoon sorted jimin into slytherin? or are you like me and continue to headcanon that while being lowkey bitter about how everyone is like “I knew it” when according to itsryangel/status/835465454827118592 (on twt) he got sorted like that bc of his eye shape …yikes i sound like i’m taking this too seriously (probably true)            

Yes and no. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with preferring Jimin as a Hufflepuff or liking Kook as a Slytherin, especially in fanfiction. Like I’ve said before, I’ve read quite a few Korean fics where JK was from Durmstrang (hell, I’ve even read one where he was from Beauxbatons) and I never seen Koreans… argue about it. Not even after RM revealed his choices.

The important thing to keep in mind is that this is Namjoon’s personal opinion. Yes, it does give us a valuable insight into the member’s personalities but sorting people into categories (houses in this instance) has limited utility.

So take it for what it’s worth but don’t allow it to stunt your creativity. Like I genuinely saw international fans talking about scrapping their stories and head canons and It was kind of baffling to see. It’s such an arbitrary line to draw and it honestly shouldn’t be giving you this kind of grief.

popemcnuggets  asked:

WHERE DID U GET UR HAIR DONE. HELP AN SG KID OUT HERE

HI OKAY SORRY I WOULD ANSWER THIS PRIVATELY BUT I NEED A MASTERPOST FOR EVERYONE WHO ASKS ME

sg represent!! don’t worry friend i’m here to help rolls up sleeves are you ready for this

OKAY FIRST THINGS FIRST: i didn’t think of this myself. the general colour scheme is called “oil slick hair”, and it was first created by auracolorist on instagram (she’s really amazing and imo like the forefront of the hair dye trends these days!!)

i basically went to my hair stylist (specifically, i texted my friend/stylist alvin, who is from the ritz salon—@ 313 somerset, btw, and does the best haircuts in town, seriously) with a link to this article as well as several ref pics and said ‘i want it like this how much will it cost me’ and he referenced me the house colorist (don tan, if you’re wondering) 

i’m on really good terms with my stylist and when i texted him about this he told me to give his number to anyone who wanted to make an appointment! so if you’d like to have it, just send me another ask c; i’m not going to give it out publicly, because it’s still someone’s number. also, just prepare yourself; it might be rather expensive!! i’m not allowed to tell you how much it cost, sorry!

in terms of their process, the original one is outlined in the article, but what they did was: 1) bleach my hair—twice, bc i had existing dye on it they needed to get out 2) sectioned it into overlapping streaks of carefully chosen colours and 3) profit.

that’s basically a summary. if you notice, it’s actually under a section/layer of hair, so that’s more or less self-explanatory! just ask your hair person to do it under a layer (if your hair is layered and you want it subtle, make sure the layer is slightly longer than the top layers and it’ll show through!)

live your dreams!! if you ever get this hair tag me or send me an ask or something okay i want to see it ahahaha! good luck!!

Sonamy Thoughts, Theories & Headcanons

Let me first start by clarifying that this is of course my opinion and even though I’m using elements to back up my thoughts, there is nothing to say that a ship is canon unless the company who makes it comes out and says it. This is just how I perceive the content that we have been given.

My first point is that I definitely do not believe that Sonic “dislikes” Amy, which is often the argument used against this pairing. Sonic definitely is not a fan of her antics, but at no point has he ever stated that he dislikes her. In fact, he has shown time and time again that he is concerned about her and gets passionately angry when she is mistreated:

Now if you’re purely talking in-game content only, I get that Sonic avoids Amy when she hassles him. However, there are a few games where you actually have an option to romance Amy: 

In fact, in Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood there is an entire sub-plot where you literally just romance Amy if you so choose [x]. (He’s also sort of “dated” Amy in Sonic & the Black Knight, but that will be mentioned later). I know Sonic is a huge flirt in the games and at least one female falls for him in almost every game, but still the fact that you can ACTUALLY ROMANCE AMY as an option is a huge step from just being a nuisance.

I also find it a little interesting at the way these two interact when they’re alone compared to when they’re around other people. Whenever they’re in public and surrounded by their friends, that’s when we see Sonic most adamantly against Amy being all over him and being affectionate:

However, whenever they’re alone they get along very well and in fact Sonic seems much more attached to her

In fact there’s this recurring pattern that hints at this hidden relationship that we as the audience aren’t even allowed to see. In some of the games we are informed that Sonic has planned dates with Amy but for one reason or another isn’t able to show up:

or that he is interested in her but it never gets answered: 

In Sonic Boom, there are so many hints that Sonic and Amy are very close, but we only ever see glimpses or the aftermath. In fact, the way they act so comfortable around each other seems more like the result of already being in a relationship and getting past those awkward jitters and obsessive phases. They are constantly in each other’s company and at each other’s side

And of course, let’s not forget to mention the 2 most ambiguous sonamy moments in history

Seriously, what is happening there?!

In the Japanese version they blank out the audio so you don’t know what Sonic is saying. Clearly it is something important and to Amy’s liking based on her reaction. But we aren’t allowed to know, because I think Sonic wouldn’t want us to know (until a later episode where they address it). (Also, quick side note, isn’t it interesting that the first thing Sonic does once returning to his home planet is go to Amy’s house?

He could do anything else but that’s the first place he goes to).

We all know Sonic is not interested in settling down. He has to always be on the move, always keep going. But at least Amy understands this. <–(ty to greenyvertekins for this set)

Instead of forcing Sonic to stop doing what he loves or sacrifice his passions for her, she instead is the one who chooses to follow him through it all or will wait for him while he is away

This is a huge deal for her, because we’ve already known through several instances that she does not enjoy fighting Eggman and would rather move on with her life, but she knows that as long as there is danger, that will never be the case: 

Which I personally think goes back to that previous thing I talked about with the whole “secret relationship” going on. If Sonic ever decided he was interested in dating, he certainly could not go public with it–at least not for a very long time. How could he, with Eggman constantly getting in the way?

Amy is already constantly used as bait by enemies as it is, so if Sonic were ever to show that he is romantically involved with Amy, she would be in more danger than ever 

I also think there has been this huge growth on Amy’s part. Though yes she is still obsessive and extreme with her emotions, her feelings have matured with every passing game and show and I think that is something that Sonic is starting to notice as well. We started with this little girl who was head over heels unabashadly claiming that Sonic is the one she is going to marry

 to someone who now, though evidently cares for Sonic very much, feels so strongly that she can’t even bring herself to say it aloud

She has pushed herself to stop being someone who waits for someone to save her and instead now shows that she can handle anything that Sonic can handle so that he will see her on the same level.

As I’ve stated before, I don’t think Sonic will ever end up tied down with anyone in canon. But, if he did, I think Amy is the only person who would truly be right for him. She is the only one who has proven that she can keep up with him and stands up for him no matter what the situation is, and surprisingly is the most understanding about the way he thinks and feels. I think Sonic and Amy just have this ongoing connection that just gets stronger and stronger with time, even if they never fully cross that barrier.

*Sorry this post was so long but you asked for it!*

Everyone’s hating on Will and I get it if it’s because of some of his comments, but people honestly are mad he’s going after Ika…. like I don’t understand? She’s targeting him…….why wouldn’t he? How does that make him a bad player?

fangirlbinge  asked:

Can I get a aokuro ship meme?

Remember when I was answering these ages ago? I finally did this one.

Who’s more dominant: They both can be pretty dominant tbh. Kuroko might be little but he’s not submissive either. 
Who’s the cuddler: Kuroko. He loves cuddles. 
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Aomine likes being big spoon cos it makes him feel manly lmao. 
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: They like sitting together, Aomine watching TV maybe and Kuroko pressed against him while he reads. But they also both reeaally love playing basketball together, just like when they were youngens. 
Who uses all the hot water: Aomine actually likes having Kuroko shower with him, so technically they both do. 
Most trivial thing they fight over: Probably Aomine leaving food out and not putting it back in the fridge and it goes bad. 
Who does most of the cleaning: Kuroko. 
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: They have equal control.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Kuroko. He’s way more responsible.  
Who leaves their stuff around: AOMINE.
Who remembers to buy the milk: Kuroko. 
Who remembers anniversaries: They both do uwu
Who cooks normally: They both do, but Kuroko’s better at it lmao. 
How often do they fight: They don’t usually fight seriously, after their teenage years and the hiccups they had they like to resolve things quickly because they don’t want to lose the other again. Though Kuroko does often get a bit snippy when Aomine keeps leaving all his crap around the house and doesn’t put things away. 
What do they do when they’re away from each other: If they’re apart for a while, Aomine gets frustrated and annoyed easily, and he easily snaps at people. Kuroko gets a bit droopy and more quiet than usual. They both look at photos they’ve taken together on their phones. 
Nicknames for each other: Tetsu forever. Kuroko usually calls Aomine Daiki, but sometimes he’ll use Dai-kun. It always makes Aomine blush. 
Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Aomine likes to because he feels like the big, protective boyfriend. 
Who steals the covers at night: Aomine. Kuroko has actually kicked him right off the bed numerous times because of it. 
What would they get each other for gifts: Kuroko often buys Aomine food as well as stuff he needs, Aomine is totally the type who would buy Kuroko lingerie let’s be honest here. You know he would. 
Who kissed who first: HMMM. I think Aomine kissed Kuroko first. 
Who made the first move: Probably Kuroko. Maybe he told Aomine he wanted to spend more time with him, and Aomine jokingly said “what, like date?” and Kuroko just said yes, and Aomine blushed and spluttered and then they held hands and it was sickening. 
Who remembers things: Both of them. This is not always a good thing. (bad memories of middle/high scool come back to haunt)
Who started the relationship: This one is still redundant imo. 
Who cusses more: Aomine. Kuroko is too polite to swear. Aomine often gets pretty aggressive/potty-mouthed when around Kagami still (the drama CD tracks on their duet album tho. Go read the translations)
What would they do if the other one was hurt: Aomine would be reeaally sweet and calmly talking to Kuroko to calm his pain, and he’d snap at anyone who was crowding them. Kuroko is also very caring and helpful, he’d be very logical in a situation like this. 
Who is the dirty talker: Aomine more often, but Kuroko does it too. 
A head canon: Aomine likes to pretend that Nigou is their child and he buys Nigou heaps of toys and treats and plays with him all the time, and he insists they go out for family walks to the park together. Kuroko thinks it’s super adorable. 

:D

Originally posted by mmakotoz

Capricorn Men

A man in this Zodiac will has a pair of round big beautiful eyes, a nice structure jaw line. He is a good listener and can understand everything easily and clearly. He can guess what you will say before you even say it. He often shakes his head or touches his hair.

He is a big built, but he will tend to have a small ear. He tends to have a darker shade of hair and eyes’ color. He will likely have a short and strong neck, broad shoulder, muscular, strong hands and grips. He has a shorter fingers compare to the man of the same size and same height in the other zodiac. His hands can work well at the same time can protect and care for his woman.

His height will be proportional to his weight. He will walk firmly and always take a big long step. As he walks he will look around in caution with no disturbance from his problems at present or in the past. He likes to watch things built with fascinate and wonder about how it is done, so you could see him watching a construction site and not get bored. He is a good dancer.

He is a careful person in instinct, so even at dance floor; he will already have to know what in front or behind him before he will take any steps. Green is his favorite color. You will mostly see him wear green, navy, blue, or brown. In all 12 Zodiacs, he is the one who can get the most satisfaction from possession of beautiful thing, and cherish it as if it is very valuable to him even it is just a crystal ball made in France.

It is his luck that he hardly has to chase after woman. They always come themselves without his invitation. He likes to treat his guest in his house than visiting his guest at their house. He does not like to be a center of attention, so if you need his help, you have to look up for him. He lives his life in stability and simplicity.

Every decisions made are already “Sure” and carefully thought out. He will not do what he has been asked to do if he is not interested in doing it. He acts casually but in reality, he always doing things seriously. He loves peaceful and quiet environment so in his free time, he will stay at home instead of going out and look for adventure.

He loves nature and dreams of a nice and quiet house with lots of trees, or he may dream of a house in a beautiful countryside. He will let you have freedoms and watching you in a distance. If you are over doing something, he will let you know by his icy cold look. He is the perfect lover in the entire Zodiac for nothing he will not do for his love one.

He won’t allow people to laugh at him or think he is a joker, so he will spent for him luxury for what it is worth. He likes neat and well dressed woman, so do not be slop if you are dating this guy. If you do that he will loose his face. He is the romantic type who would dance with you under the moon light. Love will make him shines and you will see it in his face. He will not say it out loud; you have to know it yourself.

Analysing Naruto’s sexuality

You know, people love to criticize SNS by saying that they’re totally straight, but let me tell you how they’re not.
Starting by Naruto.
Jfc, because I’m stating he likes boys doesn’t mean he can’t also like girls.

BEWARE: reaally long ass text post.

When he was still a kid, in the first part of the manga, Naruto wasn’t very mature. Althought he was shown as having romantic interest in Sakura, it was actually pretty clear that his preocupations were very far away from anything related to sexuality. What he really cared about was simple things such as pranks and instant noodles.


Naruto leaves the village to train with Jiraya at the most intense phase of the adolescence (who has been through it, knows what I’m talking about) which is between 13 to 16 years old. Sexualy speaking, this is the phase where everything changes, body and mind. Being so, when Naruto returns, it’s expected that he’d have a bit more sexual maturity, showing more interest in girls (you know, curves). But no. No interest for girls, the first thing he says is that he sees no difference on Sakura. (So sorry, Cherry Blossom) I mean, he’s supposed to like her, right? He should’ve been stunned by her more womanly-like looks or something, but we get no reaction on that. Sakura herself feels clearly different about him, as is shown by the way she looks at him and by blushing. Naruto, on the other hand, is again worried about joking around with Konohamaru showing off his sexy no jutsu (to which he shows no reaction).

On another hand, the first person Naruto points out to be beautiful is - guess who? Sasuke. I’m not even joking.

He’s extremely upset about Sasuke being “replaced” on Team 7, much more than Sakura, who tries to show that Sai is, afterall, somewhat like Sasuke, not only in his ways but also in looks. Now, see, she said nothing about being pretty, she said they’re kinda alike. And what Naruto says? “They’re nothing alike, Sasuke looks tons better! No… Wait, he doesn’t look as bad”.

Oh my god, are you kidding me? No, wait for it, and he even repeats that! “Ohh noooo, that guy can’t get even close to Sasuke!”

Can I freak out already? No, seriously, he gets pissed off and starts babbling on how Sai can’t replace Sasuke because Sasuke is so much more handsome. Not only that, but he also does the tipical tsundere thing of “i-it’s not like I find him pretty… b-baka!”. Naruto, pls, just stop talking, bby, you’re making it worse.


And then, since Naruto can’t get along with Sai at all, Yamato decides to take the team to a bath house to relax and get a bit closer. As we know, it’s very common in Japan to go to these bath houses, like Naruto did before with Jiraya and such. Even so, withouth any aparent reason, the scene starts with Naruto already awfully embarrassed to be there. It would be normal, giving the situation, if he was suspicious or angry to be forced there with Sai, but not self-conscious the way he’s shown. He’s not avoiding Sai specifically, but with his eyes down, the face really blushed and almost entirely underwater, in a clear sign of insecurity, as if he’s trying to hide himself. If public baths are normal, why would he be like that?

That’s when I started thinking: afterall, he had just been through the hardest phase of puberty, right? This means that, while he was away, he probably went through things like first erection, wet dreams and first signs of sexual attraction (for what I researched, most boys go through that at the age of 12 to 15).

Now let’s be honest here, if in almost three years sulking for his bestie who looks so good (as he said himself), starting to develop the natural sexual desires of the adolescence, he didn’t dreamt or thought of something a little sexual about Sasuke, it’s a lie. He could even be 100% straight and had spontaneously fall in love with Hinata and all that jazz, but he was 14, 15 years old, training with the only purpose of reaching for Sasuke (you can check, he came back saying he’s stronger to save Sasuke, not to become Hokage or anything else), going through a naturally confusing phase of self-discovery and sexual development, it’s only natural that, going through that with his mind completely focused on someone, he’d start questioning his own feelings. Also, who knows what other hot muscled ninjas didn’t come across his path during those two years and a half? The thing is: aparently, he’s violently embarrassed to be naked surrounded by naked dudes (not much help from Sai, who made fun of his little buddy moments latter. Btw, thanks, Sai, for this vital contribution. Without you, we’d never know Naruto had a small equipment)

Afterwards, it turns out Sai was a spy for Danzou who served as a bridge between he and Orochimaru. In the middle of that, he said he had been with Sasuke and he’s not the person they used to know anymore and says he can’t understand why Naruto and Sakura go so far for him and, aparently calm, Naruto explains that he used to hate Sasuke, but found out he felt happy around him. He was smiling and all was okay, but then he pauses his speach and closes his eyes real thight, as if he was on pain or something. When he opens again, it’s clear there’s a terrible feeling. He breathes and it’s gone, he’s back to his normal self, it was just that moment. It’s clear from that, even talking about Sasuke is difficult for him, just in thinking how much he misses the guy already affects him physically. This reaction in particular caught my attention because I suffer from anxiety and, many times, when it attacks, I feel my throat closing, it gets hard to breathe, my stomach goes all raging butterflies and sometimes I get even sick. The point is: my first reaction is exactly this: I close my eyes tightly and take a deep breath. That’s feeling is kinda common among people who had been through a recent break-up too, I got a lot of friends who also have this frequently.

Finally, after almost three years apart, it’s time for Team 7’s firt reencounter. I guess it’s valid to remember Naruto’s first reaction here was freezing. He mutters Sasuke’s name and stays staring at him in silence for a while like a dummy. And then, when Sasuke says he doesn’t care about them anymore, Naruto starts yelling on why didn’t he kill him when he had the chance. If you don’t care about me, why did you let me live? He’s been rehashing that, he has this little hope he’s holding onto and he needs to know Sasuke cares about him.
Okay.
Now, here comes something fun, Sasuke just showed off how he can move at the speed of sound, but he announces out loud that he shall kill the guy and starts pulling his sword in slow-motion while three ninjas, all perfecty able to step in, watch the whole thing happen. But let’s not talk about how Sasuke was begging to be stopped, let’s talk about how there’s some guy leaning on Naruto, about to impale him with a sword and he’s just paralized there. His only reaction to being threatened with a lethal blade is to complain it wouldn’t be worth to become Hokage if he wasn’t able to save the guy about to murder him. He doesn’t even blink, he’s just completely frozen there like “omg, he’s touching me”.

Now this one hurts me. After all the sacrifice to get there, years waiting and training restless for this moment, they fail and Sasuke leaves once more with Orochimaru. The look on his face kills me, I swear, and then he breaks down, sobbing, crying his heart out. I find interesting how much he lost it at this moment, since even when Jiraya died he didn’t sob like he did back here. I don’t mean to say Jiraya’s death wasn’t a terrible pain for him, in fact it even made him understand Sasuke’s pain and need for revenge, but he somehow knew how to deal with it, unlike failing with Sasuke. The death of someone so dear hurts badly, but whenever is about Sasuke, he just loses all control, like when he went kyuubi mode just because Orochimaru reffered to Sasuke as ‘mine’.

After the failed reencounter with Sasuke, Naruto becomes really upset. Then we get this cutesy scene in which Sai, all changed and wanting to befriend the other guys, realized Naruto is feeling down and remembers you’re supposed to hug people when they’re sad. And then we have this completely reasonable and not even a bit exaggerated reaction from Naruto to the hug, that is to freak out and push him away screaming how he’s totally not gay. I mean, as gay akward that Sai might be, he really didn’t seem to be trying to kiss Naruto at all, he was clearly facing another direction. One thing is to say “dude, get out, don’t hug me”, another completely different thing is “iM TOTS NOT GAY, WHY U THINK IM GAY? IM NOT”

Kinda around this point of the story, the same happens do Kakashi. He takes Naruto to train and, seeing him all grown up and learning things so fast, he says “you know what, I’m starting to really like you”, and guess what? The boy freaks out histerically and starts yelling how he’s totally not into guys and, omg, ew how disgusting.

It’s like they say: You got nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide. No one rational and confident of his own sexuality would have this kind of reaction for so little. I mean, nor Sai or Kakashi actually hit on him, at least not openly (yes, I’m looking at you, Sai). As a fujoshi, I can state I would have never seen any malice in Kakashi’s words if wasn’t for Naruto’s overreaction. That gets me thinking, his encounter with Sasuke probably messed up with his insecurities real bad. No fujoshing here, but if he was already worried about that, finding out the little Sasuke he knew turned out to be that stunning man with abs-showing, badboy style, arm around him, close enough to smell his scent, that intense staring when their eyes first met… I mean, he’s shaken by that. It’s logical. This is the moment in which his the most insecure, as he shows with his reactions. He’s almost certain he’s into boys and is terrified that someone might notice.

And then we have this not-gay-at-all moment, right after Pain’s defeat (in which Hinata confessed her love for Naruto) and he’s laying on his bed. Thinking. Of Sasuke.

There are no arguments, man, one thing is to miss your friends and think about them, another thing is to lock yourself in the bedroom and spend the whole night long awake with your face burried on the pillow sighing for someone. When you spend the night locked up in your bedroom, face burried on the pillow, sighing for someone, that’s love. I mean it, to lay in your bed sighing for someone like “oh, I wonder how are you? Do you still think of me? What are you doing now?” this is the kind of thing people facing a breakup do. Check out the melancholic look on his eyes. This is not even the only time he’s shown laying awake thing about Sasuke, there are at least three other moments like this one, although this in particular has more relevance since this is when he found out Sasuke had finally killed Itachi and this got Naruto more worried about how he was feeling and if he was on pain.

“Why Itachi said that? Why me?” Well, bby, Itachi said you remind him of his ex-boyfriend, he’s obviously shipping you and his little brother. And well, by the way Naruto spoke of Sasuke to him, it must not have been difficult for him to understand what was going on, Itachi knows the deal. Anyway, I believe he then had some time to think about everything, Sasuke, his own feelings and sort things out.

So far, Naruto had the excuse that he had been doing all that because he promised Sakura he’d bring Sasuke back, but when she asks him to forget about that, he shows that this isn’t right. He’s doing that for himself. HE needs to save Sasuke, it doesn’t matter what Sakura feels or felt, he is not doing this for her or anyone else, as he clearly states. This is a problem between him and Sasuke and he’s pretty steady about that.

After he commited several murders and joined Akatsuki, Konoha decides Sasuke must be executed. After all, he is a criminal who shows no remorse, has no loyalty to the village and doesn’t care about anyone there, right? Sure, even Sakura and Ino, who have been in love with him all their lives comprehend that their feelings can’t change that. He is a criminal and has to be put down.

But not for Naruto. The simple ideia that Sasuke has no salvation and, therefore, must die is enough to cause him such a breakdown that he passes out.

Again, everything comes from a very intense difficulty to breathe, it’s a crisis I know very well, although I happilly never passed out from it, but it’s an anxiety symptom. Just the thought of a world without Sasuke is too much for him to handle, he panics.

And then they meet again. Differently from the first time, in which before he even knew how different their powers were he tripped and fell before reaching Sasuke, this time around Naruto already gets there very sure of what he wanted and with all the words at the tip of the tongue.

They only exchange one attack and, with that, they could see each other’s hearts. This is really relevant. The first time they fought, they couldn’t see the other one’s heart, as Sasuke yelled at his face, he couldn’t see how Sasuke felt. But not this time, this time they did see and he says that.

“Did you see what was in my heart?”, he’s talking about this feeling he has for Sasuke, he wants Sasuke to see how much he means to him, that he would never give up on him, 'cause his love is too strong. And now he knows Sasuke’s feelings too, since he lost Jiraya and found out the story behind the Uchiha massacre, he understands what Sasuke wants and his reasons and that’s why he’s ready to die with him if necessary, rather then simply dragging Sasuke back by force, like he says then.

More than that, the security he shows at this point, differently from what things were all the way until here, demonstrated that he was probably accepting the nature of his feelings. He understands what he feels and is getting more used to it.

During the war, they keep teasing each other about little things only they understand (in a way that reminds me a lot of Marceline and PB, from Adventure Time, who are confirmed ex-gfs). I guess this speaks for itself. “You know I like you, I know you like me, I’m saving them 'cause I love them, you know… Like you did. For me. Back then. And just now. Stop pretending you don’t care, I know you better then that”

Also, let’s talk about how Naruto stated that he had been training this jutsu in particular more then even his rasengan, lately. In case you don’t remeber, he especifically showed Konohamaru that the proper way of training that jutsu is searching for good reference, to which he used porn magazines. Now, Konohamaru’s reverse oroike no jutsu featured Sasuke and Sai, who are both well known for being the ladies’ preference around Konoha, so you can clearly see where he went. Naruto, on the other hand, had all those fabulously hot guys who were never seen before with adult muscled bodies and charismatic looks on their faces. I wonder where he got those references… I mean… He used to train for his regular jutsu by sneaking into bookshops and taking a look into porn when he was a kid, now think about that and try to see where this logic goes to.

Appart from how much I cried with this shit, I find quite interesting how each person makes the interpretation of this particular part as it suits them better. Also known as “hurdur, he’s talking about Hinata because the one like Kushina would be Sakura, but he doesn’t love her anymore”.

Ok, let’s start by saying that, nope, because Kushina didn’t say “marry some girl with the same personality as me”. As Naruto said himself, “mom told me to find a girl as great as she is” and I, as a rational human being, understand by that “a girl with good character, honest, who truly loves you”, you know? A decent person who isn’t some evil bitch who would make him suffer, I think it’s absurd to fight over who is more like Kushina, no one told him to marry his mother’s clone.

Anyway, what I really wanted to say is that he didn’t say “I found a nice girl” ou maybe “I found someone, but she’s a bit different from mom” or even “I will do my best to find a nice girl”. Nothing about girls. What he does is “mom said this… and… uh… well, not everything is going according to what she wanted”.

This is literally the only part in which he fumbles, stutters and ends up not really saying anything.

Like I said: each person makes their own interpretation of this, you know what was mine.

Well, I’m not saying anything about the dialogues between Naruto and Sasuke on those last chapters, because we all know very well what they said to each other, so I’m just letting Naruto share his opinion.
Sasuke’s one and only.
Not fucking Sakura.
Not anyone else.

Now, from the ending, we could get two possible ways of seeing what happened in-story: either, since he had to put Naruto with Hinata for the sake of the $$movie$$, Kishimoto changed his mind as to make Naruto oblivious of everything and too naive too recognize romantic love, which I find offensive for a character who is mostly the love expert of the story and lectured every single mf about love during those 15 years, but that paired up with Sasuke’s guilt, thinking Naruto would be too good to him and deserved someone better, would be enough reason for them to never try and get together. Also fits well with Naruto’s try at explaining his feelings on chapter 698. It relevant to say that, this time around, when Sasuke asked what he meant by “friend”, he no longer said anything about feeling like a brother, which shows he understood how different from that his feeling truly is, but by saying how he doesn’t know how to put it in words might signify he was still clueless about it being romantic love. Another probable thing, I find, might be that Kishimoto left enough timeskip for something to happen between the moment when Sasuke came back to Konoha from Naruto starting to date Hinata. They had a fight or just talked about everything and decided (mistakenly) that it was for the best if they got married to the girls, to which I can think of several reasons and the fact that Naruto was frowning when he went to say Sasuke goodbye and return his headband and by Sasuke saying that he didn’t thought Naruto’d show up to say goodbye at all makes me think they had a fight over Sasuke leaving again and that there’s more to see that we first might think. I particularly like to believe of this second theory. It works either you consider The Last as canon or not (since it’s not Kishimoto’s writing, I don’t), as The Last happens two whole years after the events of chapter 699, giving plenty of time, and since NH is terribly undeveloped even in the movie and Naruto doesn’t really seems to care that much about Hinata until he gets caught up in the creepy scarf-genjustu thing and gets brainwashed, not making the whole “Naruto loves Hinata” thing very plausible.

More Reaper76  headcanons and bonus some McHanzo

Previous post here.

This is the headcanons for my series The Road goes ever on and on

These headcanons include Reaper76, McHanzo and Reinhardt x Mercy ships.


- Gabriel has the mentality of ride or die with Jack. They also just want to snog without the world wanting them dead.

- McCree is a manchild who doesn’t know how romance works. He is very adamant that, since Jack and Gabriel are a couple, they have great advice for him to go woo a certain archer.

- Jack and Gabriel do NOT have great advice and would like Jesse to stop.

- Gabriel and Jack know each other like the backs of their hands and use that knowledge to rile each other up. It’s a competition.

- But they get super protective/annoyed when others try to do the same.

- Jack pokes and punches Gabriel a lot. Apparently it’s his brand of affection.

- Gabriel actually drops more dad jokes than Jack. Thinks he is too edgy to get labelled as Dad. Got labelled anyway.

- Gabriel is Lena’s No. 1 Dad. Winston is slightly offended. Jack is amused.

- Gabriel says all the cute lovey-dovey shit in Spanish. Insults Jack in English.

- Jack doesn’t understand Spanish.

- Jesse pulls stupid stunts to woo Hanzo every other week. The others are too nice to tell him off. Gabriel has no such qualms.

- Hanzo acts all disgusted but secretly preens under all the attention.

- Seriously, he is touched by all the small caring gestures Jesse does towards him, which Jesse himself disregards.

- Genji is having the time of his life watching his brother being courted like a maiden.

- Genji steals the shit Jesse gave Hanzo just to watch his brother storms around the house yelling and shooting things.

- Genji is secretly a little shit.

- Genji acts like a cute, respectful little brother around Angela.

- Angela knows everyone’s shit. Reinhardt gets confused when she vaguely mentions someone’s shit.

- Reinhardt is probably the most innocent member of this squad. Angela adores him for it.

- Angela is very done with having to heal Jack and Gabriel after their squabbles and very rough sex sessions. Same goes to Jesse after he did something stupid and pissed Hanzo off.

- Pulling out futuristic arrowheads from someone’s ass is NOT funny, Mercy will let you know.


I will add more in the future XD.

anonymous asked:

Alright, so this is sort of a weird question, buuut - what sort of laughs do you think each of the Aobajousai boys have - like a hearty manly laugh, high pitched, wheezing, things like that? (Laughs are so unique, they're like a thumbprint!)

ty i wrote these at like 3 am at ur house and i promise ill fix them but wtf was i thinking w some of these

Oikawa: A super loud laugh that almost no one likes because it’s so obnoxious. Of course, he only does this around people he’s super close with.

Matsukawa: An almost sinister chuckle that unnerves a lot of the team. 

Hanamaki: A light, airy laugh that slowly rises in pitch.

Iwaizumi: A melodic laugh, seriously everyone makes jokes to try and make him laugh because it’s so beautiful. 

Yahaba: A nice giggle that he absolutely hates but everyone else thinks is cute.

Watari: Everyone thinks there’s a child around when he laughs, but it’s actually just Watari.

Kindaichi: There have been countless times that his laughing has been mistaken as crying. 

Kunimi: Doesn’t really laugh, per se, but his smile widens in place of  laughter.

Kyotani: No one’s ever really seen him laugh, but his laugh can get pretty loud through his wheezing.

@veshkashaw said: Kashleth as neighbors. apartment/offices/business, any kind of building really

Sandwiched between a second-hand bookstore and a perpetually-for-sale clinic, the coffee shop isn’t exactly the hottest piece of real estate, but it’s homey. Plant boxes brimming with brightly colored flowers fill the wide front windows, and the half dozen mismatched tables and chairs crammed into the narrow room feel more cozy than crowded. The counter stretches the length of the room and has a display case filled with a selection of pastries from the bakery three blocks over, and the shop’s menu is scrawled out in flowing script on a handmade chalkboard above the bar.

And, of course, there’s the espresso machine, a hulking and outdated thing by industry standards that Percy lovingly improved in a fit of passion.

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I went outside, and not only did I see two huge ass spiders (seriously, wtf!!) but Mr. Midnight decided to take a nap in my lap while I pet him. He kept digging his claws into me cause he does that when he’s happy, but it was the sweetest thing ever ❤︎❤︎❤︎ I have been blessed ❤︎

He’s the most familiar thing in this house and I fall asleep better listening to Baz breathe than I have since Winter break started.
—  Simon literally-cant-sleep-without-my-Baz Snow 

anonymous asked:

I don't understand the problem. It's not like the other boys are crying in their houses because they don't have a RS cover. I don't understand, you know harry is not taking opportunities from the other boys hes doing his own thing, hes not overshadowing them or talking shit about him. When he does that then you can be mad but now seriously I can't believe there is a discourse about this!

So true!!! Like who said the others were incapable of getting an RS cover??? No one ever said that 🙄

thewavessurroundingme  asked:

D you have any long Sciles fics for us? Maybe some Scisaac? (: Thanks!

scott/stiles fic recs are here

scott/isaac recs

  • nothing safe is worth the drive by paradis (T, 7k) Sometimes he talks to Stiles about it, though. Stiles, who will let Isaac lay in his bed, listening to Stiles’ music and drinking Stiles’ Diet Dr. Pepper while Stiles edits Isaac’s school essays, points out where there are run-on sentences, and where Isaac needs to break things into paragraphs, while Isaac lies there and thinks and thinks about his life and how he got here. He talks to Stiles about ice cream with his dad and lacrosse drills with Cam, and Stiles smiles sadly and says, “There’s another run-on sentence; you’re the worst with them. You use ‘and’ too much. What was his favorite ice cream flavor?”
  • Here And Now by tonystarksicle (T, 86k) Isaac Lahey expects this summer to be like any other: he’ll divide his time between avoiding his father and working at Derek Hale’s diner. But when Scott McCall and his best friend come to town, things start to change.
  • It’s Okay by scottmcniceass (M, 15k) Isaac’s not had the best life, and in the end, he’s not the best person, either. He’s kind of a bad kid, and he’s okay with that. Or he was, until Melissa McCall took him into her home. For once, maybe, he wants to be someone a parent could be proud of. But nothing ever goes right for him, and it doesn’t help that her son, Scott, is always getting under his skin.
  • Vulnerable by HaleyElizabeth (T, 2k) Five times that Isaac Lahey wasn’t a bad ass. But that’s okay, because, with Scott, he doesn’t have to be.
  • Came home, like a stone (fell heavy into your arms) by queerly_it_is (E, 11k) In the aftermath of Gerard’s final attempt to bring down the pack; Isaac and Scott’s friendship becomes something more, as they forge a new connection and learn to trust each other and themselves.

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