like seriously guys how many are out there

SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS SENTENCE STARTERS.

  • ❝ What the hell happened? ❞
  • ❝ I set the car on fire. ❞
  • ❝ You’re gorgeous. ❞
  • ❝ It’s their blood. ❞
  • ❝ Where are your guns? ❞
  • ❝ You’re better than me. ❞
  • ❝ Put your hands up! ❞
  • ❝ You’re fucked from birth. ❞
  • ❝ Are you pissed at me, baby? ❞
  • ❝ Why would I be pissed at you? ❞
  • ❝ Of course we’re friends.❞ 
  • ❝ Come with me. Please. ❞
  • ❝ I wanna jump inside your pants. ❞
  • ❝ Are you looking at something? ❞ 
  • ❝ Why did you kill all of those people? ❞
  • ❝ What’s with your sour fucking puss? ❞
  • ❝ Are we gonna have a peyote party? ❞
  • ❝ Friends don’t make their friends die. ❞
  • ❝ Are you nervous because we’re killing a chick? ❞
  • ❝ I’m going to be over to kill you on Tuesday. ❞
  • ❝ Maybe the world just doesn’t understand you. ❞
  • ❝ Poodles always look like they’ve been crying. ❞
  • ❝ We all gotta dream, don’t we? ❞
  • ❝ Have some pride in yourself. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck the cops! Fuck them! ❞ 
  • ❝ You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball? ❞
  • ❝ Sorry if I haven’t been a very good friend to you. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t ever say I never do anything for you. ❞
  • ❝ Seriously, just fuck off! I’m not in the fucking mood! ❞
  • ❝ I stabbed a guy in the ear once. Ice pick, right in his fucking ear. ❞
  • ❝ You think I’m not serious just because I carry a rabbit? ❞
  • ❝ Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind? ❞
  • ❝ You’ve eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, [ name. ]❞
  • ❝ I don’t have a drinking problem. I just like drinking. ❞ 
  • ❝ Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard. ❞
  • ❝ Sometimes I think God’s gone crazy. ❞
  • ❝ No shoot-outs, no pay-outs. Just human beings talking. ❞
  • ❝ You might want to stop drinking if this is how you’re gonna behave. ❞
  • ❝ It’s impossible for someone’s head to actually explode, isn’t it?  ❞
  • ❝ When are you gonna get a job that’s not just stealing from people? ❞
  • ❝ This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come psycho-kill us! ❞
  • ❝ God loves us. I know it. He’s just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. ❞
  • ❝ I didn’t mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. ❞
I'm not okay

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: The Lego Batman Movie has blessed 2017 with the gay relationship between Batman and The Joker and you can’t tell me it isn’t canon because they hinted the fuck out of it and you could literally replace “hate” with “love” and “fight” with “date” and it would be no different and it’s amazing to think that that’s what the writers wanted us to take out of their relationship and interactions and no matter how many times you watch the movie it’s still gay and just wow I just can’t believe I just—

so many of my wips are unfinished because i have no idea how to properly use color and i get overly ambitious and then quickly frustrated and give up :|  (or… courting S/A totally sneak off and vulcan make-out in the middle of a diplomatic function YOU GUYS BEHAVE)

A 2AM RANT ON SUPERGIRL

Okay so I’ve just came into the Supergirl fandom and I gotta tell you something. I’ve been in multiple fandoms before and I shit you not, antis are so full of themselves. I’ve heard so many hate towards mon el and I literally went into the series thinking “oh this dude is the bad guy bcs half of the fandom hates him” and I fucking waited for the big betrayal. And then I watched and found out yall hate him for not telling the truth about his ugly past??!?!?!! And you ship a girl who lied about her come out (WHICH SHE LIED BCS SHE WAS ASHAMED OF HER PARENTS -OH WAIT THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR), cheated on her ex GF and yelled at Alex for wanting Valentines? AND you forgave Mgann for killing innocents and regretting it?? Like?? You guys are such hypocrites. Mon El was ashamed of his past. He couldn’t stand to think of what he’s done, he didn’t go back to Daxam where he could live luxuriously as a prince. Just bcs Mgann decided to leave and lead a rebellion resistance against the white Martians and Mon El didn’t leave and KILL HIS FREAKING MOTHER, you don’t forgive him??? WOW. He literally was ready to go back and change the system bcs he thought Kara wouldn’t be safe. He legit proved himself to be noble time and time again, literally saved Kara a couple of times, even saved her by going with his toxic parents, heartbroken and just praying for something minimally good to come out of it (to change Daxam). So yall antis think you can judge people bcs what? You’ve never done any mistakes in your lives?? Of course he’s not a superhero yet, but he’s trying so hard to be bcs he now knows the right things to do. This show is really trying super hard to make the stories of superhumans relate to us by having them flawed and forgiven after they’ve tried so hard to change. I look up to the show BECAUSE of that sole reason, to know I can be forgiven for my past and I am worthy of happiness too if I work hard for it. And you guys are just gonna condemn the writers for giving out that kind of hope to people? And are you guys seriously gonna say “he’s nt even a hero he’s saved 0 ppl, kara should be with James” PLEASE how many times have Iris saved ppl other than pushing them out of the way of danger? How many times have Jane, Pepper, Lois and all the other love interests been perfect heros? They don’t have to be superheroes to be with a superhero. He loves her and he makes her so so happy. That’s what matters. And before you antis talk about how Kara doesn’t look at him like she looked at James, NEWS FLASH people don’t fluster and blush around ppl they love, that’s called having a crush. Look at westallen look at scallison. When ppl are in love, they’re comfortable enough to cry on their shoulders and eat breakfast together every morning without worrying about bacon greese and pot sticker stains, not mumble, blushing and fidget with their glasses whenever they’re around. She loves him. She literally cried several times for losing him. Yall antis should back off and pretend you want Kara to be happy for once.

Ps: don’t misunderstand my sentence on Maggie and Alex, I love them together bcs THEY MAKE EACH OTHER HAPPY AND THEIR PAST DOES NOT DEFINE THEM.

Pps: Lena is one of Kara’s closest friends, Kara isn’t gay, I love the dynamic duo and I hope they could be the next Kal El x Lex (without the insane sociopath part). Just as you won’t force Alex to be straight, don’t force a straight character to be gay. Respect all preferences.

They met at a dog park.

Which is weird in and of itself because a) Dean hates driving dogs in his baby; b) it’s not even his dog; and c) He’s still pissed at Sam for skipping out on him and their dad only to come back with a dog sized golden retriever he named Bones of all things. Jesus, Sam, you’d think you’re have a little more imagination considering you hid from one of the best damn trackers for two weeks only to name a dog after something we see every day. 

Dean sighed to himself. All that and he still has somehow found himself on pooch duty in some dog park in the middle of Illinois of all things. 

“He is limping.” Dean turned to the sound of a gruff voice coming from right behind in. 

“Yeah well, he’s old.” His comeback was coming out before he got a good look at the guy he was talking to. 

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pan-friedsexual  asked:

Do you have any advice for people trying to improve their art?

YASSSS, okay so:

- draw a lot from reference! Copy is GOOD, look at things you like and draw them out as identically as you can, absorb their goodness like an unholy sponge

- watch a lot of stuff, like my long dead grandma used to say: “you need to have a full stomach before cooking for others”, in other words, you gotta read and watch stuff, be it books, comics, mangas, movies, television series..etc. Inspiration and good ideas don’t come from nowhere amigo

- diversify your practice, touch everything! try different mediums (acrylics, digital, pastels, markers…), different styles (manga, cartoon, realistic, geometric…), different things (objects, animals, plants, environments)..etc!

- go check out videos and tutorials on the net, there’s so many of them on youtube, here’s my own art tutorial playlist if it helps!! not everyone can afford art classes so watching the way others work and learning from their experience is an amazing free alternative.

- don’t be afraid of constructive criticism! different views can help notice stuff you didn’t, but try to get the opinion of an art teacher or smt, someone with experience and not Jimmy from across the street who just happens to dislike purple and Shrek

- get unhealthfully obsessed with something, no really, its amazing how productive one can get when they’re FUCKING OBSESSED….so yeah, fanarts are the way to go and it makes others happy too so it’s two for one. 

- try to start a comic, this isn’t for everyone but it worked for me. Ever notice how much mangaka’s art progress over the course of the serialization? It’s the same principle coz drawing a story, panels by panels, let’s you practice a wide range of facial expressions, character design, backgrounds, props…etc. and it even helps u ameliorate your grammar lmao. And of course, your story’s gon be embarrassing and horrible and unoriginal, but just get down to it!!!!

I used to draw different comics too, the longest one was a huh…..hm…. *clears throat*, a retelling of that Daughter of Evil Vocaloid song but set in an Alice in Wonderland world………. and I spent 8 complete sketchbooks on it….

it was an orgy of all those bad anime cliches complete with cheesy one-liners directly imported from Hollywood movies

but hey, it helped me get to where I am today, so it’s worth it!

- get a cheap sketchbook, so you won’t end up with a gazillion loose leaf paper or cry when u waste the fancy bristol paper by drawing dicky mcdick on it. I personally use Strathmore or Canson, it’s cheap but not shitty quality either 

- keep practicing!! like seriously guys, your art will be fifty shades of awful and you will want to chuck it out the window but there’s no shortcut. Just draw every day until you fill a buttload of sketchbooks and you’ll eventually get somewhere, 

^^^^^ this is how many I’ve filled in the span of 5 years

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here’s a link for nude ref coz drawing naked people always help, and here’s my art tutorial tag on my side-blog

and here’s a link to a weirdly inspiring comic I’ve seen, like???? I don’t know why but it cheers me up whenever i feel down about my art^^

anonymous asked:

You think Genji/Mercy is adorable, despite how racist and homophobic the shippers are and how stupid and abusive the concept of the love of a good woman changing a broken man is, but you don't like Pharah/Mercy? Wow your taste in ships is shit. I can't take a single thing you say seriously now. But hey, I guess the straight ship is just better than the gay one now isn't it?

…..Bro…I don’t even know where to start with you other than to tell you to go outside every now and again??? Like…they’re fictional bro. Please, calm down. It’s just..ships…They like…They aren’t really important my guy. It’s cool when other people ship things you don’t. It doesn’t lessen the value of your own ship or anything lol. Like why are you being so hostile?? I don’t even fucking know you lol. Chill out. Dang. I couldn’t even answer this for the first twenty minutes cause I couldn’t take you seriously. 

 Anyways, you literally just proved my point about Pharah/Mercy shippers. I can’t tell you how many rude anons like you I’ve seen on other Gency blogs I follow. In contrast, I have never seen Genji/Mercy shippers send hate to any of the Pharah/Mercy blogs I once followed. It’s a very hateful part of the fandom and while I actually do quite like Pharah/Mercy together, I don’t like how most of those particular fans act and so I want no part in this ship. 

 And I’m not here to tell you the wonders of Genji/Mercy, my dude. Like…if you don’t like it…That’s cool bro. Just don’t send me hate cause I do. *shrugs* 

 As for abusive…I’m…not sure where you seem to be drawing that from other than like…the discourse on tumblr feeding you likes. If you think Mercy helping Genji and being nice to him is abusive then what do you think of Genji and Zenyatta’s relationship I wonder? 

 I’m also unsure where your’re getting racism from? Like…Is it cause Pharah is a WOC and like…you think cause I don’t ship them that makes it racist? Cause like listen…..Genji…I don’t know if like…maybe you haven’t noticed this? but uh..Genji is actually Japanese. Asian. Person of color…Both Pharah/Mercy and Genji/Mercy are interracial couples as it would turn out lol. 

 And trying to make me out as homophobic? *deep sigh* As a bi person, don’t come at me with this. As a bi person who ships lots and lots of LGBTQA couples, don’t come at me with this. As a bi person who writes/creates lots and lots of LGBTQA couples and characters, don’t come at me with this. 

  All in all. Bro, do you like…need a hug or something? Cause you seem pretty angry about literally nothing and I don’t know why. Like…People ship different things. It’s okay. No need to get angry, I promise. I hope whatever’s going on with you improves in the near future and you don’t feel the need to be rude to random people on the internet minding their own business anymore. 

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This clip is not from the hit webseries The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo but is from one of Brian Jordan Alvarez’s dozens of hilarious shorts (which often include the other actors from Caleb Gallo and inspired many of the jokes/gags in the miniseries). I honestly can’t get enough of this guy and I can’t believe how long I was missing out.

Naruto Characters Appreciation

Gather round brothers and sisters of the Naruto fandom, because this shit needs to be preached.
There are certain characters in this show that do not receive the love that they deserve and I’m here to share who I think needs some more admiration and a round of fucking applause. Note; down to personal preference, so please feel free to share yours.
Haku – This guy has such a beautiful concept of morality around him which is to be loyal to your friend, do anything for them; but the dark twist is that he is willing to get himself killed, being completely selfless and never regarding his own desires. Yet this is the touching part. His one desire, his dream is to be used by this friend. Considers him a master. But imagine that; being so devoted to someone that nothing else matters, and never feeling afraid because they make you feel at home. This character represents the selfless outlook on life, living to help others and find happiness in others happiness. This is why Haku is my favourite character. He also has a fucking cool mask.

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Zabuza Momochi – What can I say? He’s gorgeous and was the first ever proper villain introduced to the show and manga. Sure there was Mizuki, but fuck him he was a pilot episode villain. But what’s more? Zabuza was a villain who redeemed himself. Maybe not completely, but he realised his faults and is just an over all nostalgic character. If that’s not enough to convince you – he has sharp teeth (fantastic for kinky biting during foreplay) and he’s great with kids. I can proudly admit that Zabuza is my number 1 anime crush. Ooooh how I wanna tear those bandages off and whisper “bite me stud muffin, biiiiiiteeee.”

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Sai – He is a character that can change your views on how to live your life. In all seriousness, although he has no concept of “emotions” he is actually a very complex character and is my favourite character to write about. Constantly he asks questions to find out more about the world and its many different attributes and ways of living. I find him a fantastic character because he shows that juxtaposition between innocence and selfish people. Of course, Sai is no innocent guy. When he is introduced, he comments on Naruto’s balls right away (like damn, he is my spirit animal). However, he is brought into this world outside ROOT, having forgotten about emotions so he’s basically brand new to the whole human interaction thing beside doing missions. He is always so curious, asking questions based on the values of friendship and based off from the responses from those he asks, it really goes to show how much we take the small things in life for granted. Sai makes us realise the beauty in life, that the small things really are meaningful – we just need to cure our blindness to see them.

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Ino Yamanaka – By far my favourite kunoichi if we exclude the older generation. Overall out of the women she is ranked 4th so pretty damn high. Most of the reason why I believe she needs more appreciation is because she is the Yang to Sai’s Yin. She was one of those who actually took time to talk to Sai and that’s why I called it from the start that they would end up together. With Ino’s way of living, being this very independent and outgoing girl, she would be perfect in teaching Sai emotions without coming across as well, a bitch. And may I emphasise her strength as a shinobi. During the war, she was informed that her father was going to die. She cried for less than a minute and then got over it with a snap of her fingers, proceeding onto a very important battle plan – connecting to the minds of the allied shinobi forces. Plus, we all love a scary mother. She scares Inojin with love <3 Note; Ino and Sai fucked. Can you imagine how romantic that would have been? Her coaxing him through it? *wiggles eyebrows*

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Tsunade Senju & Mei Terumi – The reason I have put them together is because it’s for the same reasons. They are both just very empowering women, inspiring also. One of my favourite fights is the Five Kage vs. Madara Uchiha. Mei’s being all awesome with her lava (her voice is brilliant – that seductive charm) and Tsunade delivers a final blow – she fucking cracks Madara’s Susano'o. Not to mention they are both Kage and the first women to be Kage ever. Mei restores the Hidden Mist’s reputation from being the “Bloody Mist” (courtesy of Yagura – FUCKING OBITO YOU CUNT NUGGET) to an “Alright Mist” or whatever. Basically, she had to pick up the pieces left by some asshole (OBITO). And Tsunade, to me – the strongest of the sannin. She is also responsible for Sakura, Ino and Tenten becoming kick ass. Tenten wasn’t her apprentice but was initially inspired by her. Note; I love Obito, he’s my favourite character (joint with Haku). My poor onion baby~

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Kisame Hoshigaki – His back story plays a major role in this. From the beginning he had been obeying rules, this strict code and always remained loyal to the mission. He killed his teammates (one whom he may have had feelings for) for the sake of the mission but the reason I admire him is because he never complains about how sad his life is. He killed is teammates like it was no fucking deal. Even the girl who possessed romantic feelings for him. Furthermore, though be it subtle, he represents discrimination that is present in the world we know of today. Because of his skin colour / origins, he is isolated more so in the Akatsuki. Every time I see him, I always get the vibe of how lonely he is and how he’s perhaps trying to fit into the world but it does not work – because of the cruel path he has chosen. To remain loyal to the mission, never let the code fall into enemy hands; and perhaps his constant discrimination and isolation is what made him choose this way of living. I got your back, Kisame. You will always have beautiful eyes to both Killer B and I.

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Kakuzu – Right, I’m going to say it straight out. He’s fucking hot people. He has killer back muscle, arms that flex perfectly (imagine those arms being either side of your body UNF UNF, PIN ME TO THE WALL AND RAVISH MEEEEE) and he has a temper that a stereotypical love sick teen would feel like they could change. Can you imagine trying to calm that hot junk down? Okay, you may actually die before you could even try, but if you survive long enough to put your hands on his cheeks— Okay, back to why he needs to be appreciated more. His history was fucking cruel. He failed to assassinate the Hokage (baring in mind, he must of put up a pretty good fight to be able to walk away alive) and his reward for coming back alive, with intel on what Hashirama’s abilities are (that could be of great use for future plans)? Imprisonment and torture. What. The. Fuck. It actually makes me empathise with Kakuzu. His own village tortures him which should be what another village would do if they captured you so you can understand why he killed the village elders and left. Remember, he escaped from prison – so not only is he strong but intelligent. And fun fact; those tattoos around his wrists – shows how many times he’s been in prison. He is strong as fuck, immortal and has sexy stitches that could be great foreplay (*cough* tentaclepornwhat *cough*) Basically, I just want him to be my sugar daddy

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Konan – Perhaps the most divine, serene and enchanting character. There are many religious connotations around her being an angel of death / judgement but her way of thinking it what intrigues me. She appears so monotone and unmoved by everything, all but a mask that covers up her tragic past. It gives me goosebumps just thinking about how after Nagato’s death, she ruled over Amegakure, guarding where Nagato’s and Yahiko’s bodies were and we actually see her smile as she looks up to the sky, thinking about the legacy both Nagato and Naruto have left behind. Konan fights Tobi with bravery and determination to protect their legacy and dreams. My favourite quote by her “I will be the pillar that supports their bridge of peace” and the rainbow appearing behind her was definitely one of the most memorable moments for me. To the very end, she fought Tobi, intending to bring an end to the evil he has caused – only to be strangled to death. The reason I find her death so tragic is because of how mundane it is. Many characters went out with a bang but Konan died from something that anyone could easily do, thus representing how there is no hope (at this point) at all of achieving peace and her fight was for nothing. A sad way for an angel to die

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Kabuto Yakushi – Now don’t get me wrong. I don’t like this fucker. Dislike him a lot (although I sympathise with him). He needs appreciation because of how far he had come. His past was very sad, from the moment he entered the orphanage. This may sound evil, but I love seeing kid Kabuto cry. Because it’s so fucking cute. And those big glasses- awh, baby lemme hug you. And what ROOT had done was evil yet so clever with the photo manipulation and over all, Kabuto just did a lot of shit – trying to be someone he’s not and comes to the conclusion that being himself was all he ever needed to be. A moral that all of us must follow. Note; When I first saw Nun Kabuto, I wanted to laugh but then I was like “good for you, son.” and patted him on the back (of my laptop screen.)

Originally posted by annalovesfiction

So far, this is all I have. There are others that need appreciation, but those above are the ones that needed detail. Personally, I still feel characters such as Itachi and Sakura need more appreciation but maybe for another time. Feel free to add on your NCA’s (Naruto Characters Appreciation) and I’ll definitely check them out. Have a good day!

triple fic recs.

so, after a good amount of supercorp that we got from the latest episode i figured i should do another fic recs. yknow, just to spread the love further. (; all of them are multi-chap fics, nothing angsty (maybe a little), and lots of lol moments. 

1) I’m Kara Danvers by littlebrother (60,631 words)

this fic is hilarious. like i cant count how many times i laughed out loud and had to stop reading because i need a moment to collect myself. seriously, just read it guys. i mean kara pining after lena, and supergirl being jealous of her other self? SOLD.

2) In Rao’s Light by rileynoah (16,836 words)

okay this one is basically smut with plot. oh and its funny as hell as well. I LOVE IT. 

3) Learning Control by FrostedLimits (24,734 words)  

all i have to say is, its a good day to sin. (; 


that’s all for now folks. i hope i have made your day a little brighter with these adorable sinful fics. oh and per usual, i would love getting any fic recommendation from you guys if you have anything.

roger and out.

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“Watership Down” is so fucking good

I know what you’re thinking. “A book about fucking bunnies? Not just a book, but a novel? 476 goddamn pages? No fucking way can that be anything but torture. That’s, like, what Luna Lovegood reads on the shitter.” Okay, but no. Here’s the thing. This book is actually fucking amazing. Seriously, this is some next-level shit. Hear me out.

First of all, this dude Richard Adams knew his shit. He didn’t just pull some stories out of his ass and figure that would be good enough: before he wrote about rabbits, he studied those little fuckers. He didn’t just read the best reference book about them, he, like, called its author up and made him into a best bro. They’d, like, go walking over the downs talking about bunnies and shit for hours and hours and hours.

Point is, when these bunnies start doing some un-bunny-like shit, dude knows it and just puts it out there. He’s like, yo, these special bunnies I’m telling you about who, like, made special plans and fucked with humans and made friends with birds? Yeah, that ain’t natural. It happened to these bunnies, because they were in some exceptional circumstances, and that’s why they got a fat novel written about them.

So you’re like, “Okay, cool, consider my disbelief 100% suspended. You know your shit and I don’t, so I’m gonna just take it from you when it comes to saying what the hell rabbits do and what they don’t do. You tell me bunnies fuck in the winter and chill in the summer? Alright, I’m down. But these bunnies were fucking in the summer? Goddamn, that is some perverse shit going on right there. Tell me more!” See, this book works like that.

See, the reason this book works is that this guy gets in in the heads of those little British bunnies. Rabbits look cute and shit when you’re in a zoo, but this guy gets you to think about just how fucking bleak it is to be a bunny. First thing, you just live, like, what? Three, four years? No wonder you want to fuck all the time—but you only can in the winter! Ouch.

Then, you always have to be afraid of, like, basically everything. You can maybe dominate, like, a mouse—but that’s it. It’s not just the foxes and the humans you have to be afraid of, it’s shit like weasels and stoats. You know what a stoat is? Well, you would if you were a rabbit, because those nasty little fuckers can take you straight down—even if you’re ten times their size! I shit you not—you can see it on YouTube.

Okay, so you’re starting to get the idea about why this book is actually baller. It’s this hard-ass story about these desperate little mofos who need to vacate their warren because a bunch of humans are about to come fuck it up with poison gas or something. That is some real shit right there.

So these rabbits go on this epic journey across England to find a new place to just live their fucking lives without being gassed or stoated, and on the way they run into other warrens that are just into some twisted shit. Some of them are all fascist and shit—like, they can only use certain holes at certain times, otherwise they get their ears chewed off by the rabbit police or whatever—and some of them are seemingly peaceful, because they’re in a larger fucked-up situation.

I don’t want to spoil this for you or whatever, but I’m just gonna say that it’s an indication of how good this fucker is at telling this goddamn rabbit story that when you get to that part and these other rabbits are all advanced with, like, cave paintings and shit, you’re like, “Daaaaaaaamn! What the fuck is up with that?! That is some fucked-up shit that rabbits would never do, and something is really wrong with these little bunny bastards, so these other rabbits had better get the fuck out of there and listen to the little clairvoyant fucker they brought along with them.” (I told you, this book gets you to totally suspend your disbelief.)

Dude even makes up, like, this whole other language for these rabbits, and that sounds dumb as shit, I know, but it totally works. Read a few hundred pages of this, and when your roommate comes home and asks you how many brews are left in the fridge, you’re like, “Yo, get off my back, bro! There are, like, hrair Bud Lights in there. You want more, get in your goddamn hrududu and buy some. Jesus, it’s not even ni-frith, you fucking alcoholic.”

Seriously, start reading this shit and you won’t be able to put it down. It’s totally suspenseful, because you genuinely don’t know what’s going to happen to these little fuckers. You know this guy is down on some National Geographic shit, and you know he’s not going to blink at having some random elil take your favorite little rabbit out because that shit happens out there on the down. This is real, and life is fucking cold for a bunny rabbit.

Four words, then I’m through: Read this goddamn book. It’s so fucking good, when you finish, the next time you see a rabbit in a cage you’re going to give that fat fucker a fist-bump and be all, “Yo. I got you.”

- Jay Gabler

The Stupidity

Ishida: makes Hideyoshi Nagachika a witch’s servant in a school play
Ishida: makes Hideyoshi Nagachika hint he’s a ghoul in the redraw
Ishida: makes Kaneki Ken the Ace of Hearts and Hideyoshi Nagachika the Ace of Spades
Ishida: points out that the ones who destroyed the underground city were Nagaraji ナアガラジ
TG Fans: Do you think Hide will be the one to help Kaneki to stop this Nagaraji?

Oh guys come on-

A Happy Accident

Characters: Steve x Reader

Summary: After a chance meeting and the best night of your life you leave your future up to fate only to find that sometimes fate takes her sweet time getting her shit together.

Word Count: 1431 words

Prompt: Serendipity.

A/N: This is my entry for @hunters-from-stark-tower movie challenge.  It’s taken a while to post because to be honest Steve has been a bit of a bitch.  There was no way I could write all this in just one fic so here is part one of a few (still not finished writing so not sure how many total) and I hope you enjoy.

Originally posted by imagine-that-marvel

Making his way up the flight of stairs to the apartment he found himself humming the refrain of a familiar tune.  Today had definitely not been what he expected and he really hoped that you were tight in your crazy beliefs and that this was not just going to be one of those memories that, with time, would seem more and more like a dream.

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Dreamers

Patrick Morrisey, Attorney General for West Virginia, do you know my student, “Selena”? Is that why you want her gone so badly? Is it how hard she works that offends you? Is it that she always remembers to ask me how I am doing? Is it that she does her homework every night, despite her heart condition and her crowded, loud home? Is she coming for some of those new coal mining jobs y’all are getting back any minute now? Is that why her dream should die?

Derek Schmidt, Attorney General for Kansas, do you know my student, “Juan”? Did you read his personal narrative about coming here as a child? Did you read about how he rode the bus by himself, under a false name, with the address of his destination written on the inside of his pants? How someone gave him a stick of gum and that was his first memory of being in America? Is that the crime for which he ought be punished?

Doug Peterson, Attorney General for Nebraska, do you know my student, “Maria”? Does the fact of her college diploma offend you? Are you mad because she is applying to grad schools, because she is trying to work towards her goals? Do you stay up nights concerned because if she has a master’s degree your corn crop will somehow grow less heartily?

Like, seriously guys? What is the deal? Jeff Beauregard Sessions, doesn’t it stay white out late enough in your neighborhood for you to be able to leave the rest of us alone?

And Donald J. Trump, how far do you have to go to make sure nothing remains of the legacy of the one black president? How many lives must you ruin to feed your base? This is a spineless move and you know it and you did it anyway because you are so, so afraid that history will not remember you. But it will. Oh. It. Will. And when it does, everyone will remember that your heart was smaller than your hands. Everyone will remember that all you ever understood was winning. Everyone will remember that the only thing you ever stood for was yourself.

The Danger in Duality  | 01

COLLEGE! AU  |  ASSASSIN! AU  |  ANGST  | SMUT  | COMEDY | 4k

BTS X Reader

“You and your seven best friends must take on the struggles of being world-class assassins while also living as full-time college students.”


Burning debris fell from the night sky like confetti, smoke clouds reaching for the heavens. The once abandoned warehouse was now a crumpled mess, disintegrating in a fiery blaze as the only car on the road careened away from the hellish scene.

“Did you see that shit?!”

“That was so cool!”

“Y/N, that spin-kick you did was incredible– landed so solid on the bastard’s neck even I felt it!”

“Jungkook that last kill-shot was perfect, you came right on time I thought I was dead for a second.”

“Okay, Yoongi, I have to give you props, man. Those two neck snaps you did before we left were beautiful, you have to show me how to do that again…but practice on someone else next time, please?”

“Everybody let’s give it up for Seokjin for setting off that last bomb.  Bro, you should have seen their faces when the timer started going off without anybody touching it. They didn’t know we had a genius hacker working on the outside,” Namjoon said as he shook Seokjin’s shoulders proudly. The older boy was driving, and the car erupted in wild applause as he beamed.

“What can I say? I’m just really good at my job,” he said, smug, “But my systems picked up two bombs in the building, so I’m wondering where the other–”

Suddenly, the entire sky was orange, the flames spreading wildly as the deafening sound shook the road beneath them. The SUV jumped and swerved out of the lines, the interior colored with the light of the 2nd explosion that night.

“There it is.”

“That never gets old,” Jimin said smiling as he looked back at the damage.

“That’s gonna make the news for sure,” you sighed, “So much for keeping a low profile.”

“Any trace that we were even there is up in flames now, so we should be safe,” said Namjoon.

By just looking at you and the car of rowdy, smiling boys, no one would have guessed you were all a squad of thoroughly trained assassins. It wasn’t a normal job per say, not one that you could exactly put on your resume or brag about, since telling people you took human lives for a living wasn’t absolutely the best conversation starter.

The eight of you all grew up together, troubled youth that had been taken in under your own unique circumstances. Honestly, screw-ups like you didn’t deserve another chance–should have been kicked to the curb and outcasted like all the others. Most of you had pretty much accepted that fate; it’s just how it was supposed to be. But for some reason, you were all special. Special, with enough potential for the academy to take notice of. And just special enough for them to take the time to breed screw-ups like you to become the best killers the world had to offer.   

Your squad code was “Make it clean. Make it quick”, or in other words, don’t be overly messy or draw unnecessary attention to yourselves. You all had one objective: Hit your target and get the hell out. Something the academy promised was that you would only be killing people that deserved it, scums of the earth that had too many chances to right their wrongs and got away unpunished every time.

You all liked to think of it as “taking out the trash”.

Though there was one thing that sometimes got in the way of the job…

“FUCK!” Jungkook suddenly screamed.

“Hey, watch your mouth!” Seokjin called from the driver’s seat.

“The hell’s wrong with you?” Yoongi asked, putting his gun back in it’s case.

Jungkook slammed his fist against the armrest. There was an audible crack, and the leather tore down the middle just the slightest bit, “I forgot to study for my chem exam tomorrow!”

College. 

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It absolutely makes me sick to my stomach when I see widowtracer content that portrays either A. Turning Emily into a literal demon B. Widowmaker slaughter Emily and somehow everyones happy about it??? (This especially so morbid and sick and is widely accepted by the fandom what the GENIUS fuk is wrong with you guys) C. Tracer being a filthy cheater with widowmaker and rip her good character to shreads. Like. ….. do you guys seriously need someone to tell you this is disgusting? INCLUDING the fact that this is our CANON LESBIAN COUPLE and the LGBT community in this fandom are actively fighting it? It’s horrid and disgusting and I can’t believe no one has talked about how people have the audacity to even create this content and put it out there and everyone loves it. And Emilena needs so much more love is so inportant and adorable and we need to pay more attention to them.

WHOOOOO WHEEEEE WOOOWW!!!
Can you guys believe how fast time has seriously flown? It’s already FOUR YEARS since our boys debuted and came out with No More Dream!!!!!!!👏👏👏👏👏

Honestly, it truly makes me cry (tears of happiness 😢😄) whenever I look back and see how far they’ve come. There were a lot of doubts when they debuted, but it’s nice to reflect and see how many people believed they would succeed. Like I keep saying, the amount of fans they’ve received over 4 years is amazing. The fandom has truly grown 10x’s its size and it’s great to see the expansion and support.
Their ability to connect to such a wide range of audience throughout the world with just their music is unbelievably impressive! ❤️ I mean, come on.. we know they’re all handsome lol ☺️ but beyond that.. their music and talent is definitely FIRRRRREEEEEE!!! 😉🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥(gotta give props where it’s due)

All in all, I know we are more than proud and happy for our boys. They’ve come a long way from the beginning and it’s tremendously beautiful to see the milestone of growth. Really glad to have seen them get invited, walk the pink carpet at BBMA, and win Top Social Artist. There’s still a lot more to come for BTS and I’m sure we can’t wait to see what’s next.

With that, please continue walking with BTS. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
We know they’re always on the go, doing interviews, practicing, traveling for concerts, etc. so they barely get any rest, but do send love their way.
ARMYs’ support and love is what the boys need. Let’s continue being their energy, power, and backbone in order to give them the strength to go forth in whatever they do.
Not everything will be sunshine and rainbow, but through the fire and rain we, as a fandom, will be able to surpass it. 💪

“It’s okay come on when I say one two three forget it

Erase all sad memories hold my hand and smile
It’s okay come on when I say one two three forget it

Erase all sad memories
Smile holding onto each other’s hands”
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BTS: 2! 3! (Hoping for more good days)

Let’s keep going for a long time
Let’s only walk on flower trails
Let’s keep flying with our beautiful wings

❤️💜❤️

WE ARE BULLETPROOF.

BANGTAN BOYS AND ARMYS.