like right now

Me as a babysitter
  • [playing pretend]
  • Kid:what should my name be? Miss...
  • Me:Miss Knope, that sounds a good name
  • Kid:Yes! It's like no! And I can be like "yes, it's Knope"
  • Me:yes... Yes you can...
  • *subtly introduces parks and rec one child at a time*