like really dumb shit

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THIS IS WHAT I WANT FROM MYSTERY PERSON AAAAAA

hi can I get a fuckin uhhhhhhh

badass, accomplished, intelligent leader Lance who is strong in his own right and doesn’t need to be coddled and doesn’t take shit from others AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY LISTEN TO HIM AND RESPECT HIM

being an ambivert (intro/extrovert at the same time)...

1. I love the idea of being in social settings, meeting new people but sometimes small introductory conversations are not my cup of tea.. I end up stuttering & saying dumb shit like “I really like the shape of your head, really nice, defined..” So I’ve just given up seeking out new friendships. 


2. I’ll dead ass wake up in the morning feeling like “hummm.. this is a good day to hibernate & not to see humans, imma sleep in, pamper myself, read a book, cook, smoke myself up tonight, etc.” but by 12pm, my soul is craving a party, a  kickback or something of the sort.. 


3. I can go from binge watching Netflix for 2 days straight with an introverted friend to hitting that milly and shaking my ass at the club with a bunch of extroverts and have just about the same amount of fun with both. 


4. I can easily read people, put myself in others’ shoes and understand multiple points of views. 


5. I can do some wild, versatile shit like chop off all my hair, or dye it blue, have bodacious makeup on, dress a little out of the ordinary, perform in front of 100s of people etc. but standard conversation with strangers makes me extremely nervous/uncomfortable. 


6.I’m  Indecisive as fuck! 


7. I’m the person that will make plans with you, be hella excited to finally step out, hit the town and just have a great time but if you happen to cancel? Better believe I’mma enjoy this bed of mine just as much. I got Netflix && Hulu plus, faack you mean? 


8. I’ve questioned wether or not I’m bipolar several times. 

but guys imagine jonathan trying to flirt but really freaking sucking at it

“hey yeah i dont completely hate you”

“your eyes are kinda sort of…good”

“are you an ange- never mind”

“you make me wanna…not throw a brick at everyone”

I’ve seen some hc’s of Gavin joining the crew after he’s caught badly pickpocketing Geoff, but what if he wasn’t? What if Gavin was the thief who not only robbed the king of Los Santos and got away scott free, but was cocky enough to do it again and again. The first few times Geoff doesn’t even notice, thinks its bad luck, faulty memory, blames himself for the loss and moves on. So Gavin gets cheeky, takes bigger risks and pinches more and more expensive items, escalating until Geoff notices, then further still until the man is worked up into a rage about it.

When Geoff finally catches him (A moment Geoff swears up and down wasn’t orchestrated by Gavin, but even he has doubts) Gavin is decked out in Geoff’s missing rolex, his pricey cufflinks and obscenely expensive sunglasses, his tailored jacket and his goddamn favourite belt-buckle. He has Geoff’s phone, the keys to one hide-out and half-a-dozen stolen cars, a wallet full of cards and one very valuable custom-made beretta. But Geoff has him now, and he’s going to kill him. Except, well. Geoff wasn’t expecting a kid, and he sure as hell wasn’t expecting said kid to treat his aggressive interrogation like a freaking job interview.

Say what you will about his methods, Gavin’s a bright guy and it didn’t take him long to work out where the real power lay in Los Santos. He had no intention of messing around with low level gangs in the hopes of gaining the right attention, of working his way up to the big leagues. No, he knows his talents, is confident in his ability to talk his way into a job once he gets an audience, and boy does he like to make an entrance.

666. Draco uses his tongue to touch his nose to scare everyone.

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LMAO i just someone make a post about how these memes are dumb because “stem majors are actually really hard” like no shit bich….and the rest of us are just fingering ourselves huh

Every single comic and picture I have posted of my Courier 6 and Joshua Graham is not cannon. I mean, obviously the silly comics and pictures I draw of the two are not, but I have never posted an actual how the two act around each other in SOA comic or picture before. I have only sat down and drawn one thing that I never posted that I made as a draft for part of how I want the ending of Honest Hearts to go in SOA. To tell you the truth tho, Joshua Graham and Couriers interaction in Honest Hearts and how the 2 characters develop with each other is honestly one of the things I’m mostly looking forward to in this comic.

anonymous asked:

i feel like the show never really gave a definitive answer to what root hears with her ear. does she only hear the machine, and the digital recorded sound she sends through the implant (like phone calls), or does the implant have its normal function as well? like, when the machine was offline, did root have no sound detection through the implant, or? genuinely curious about your opinion about this, because i can never make up my mind...

she cant hear anything, only the machine, unless she puts on the sound processor (the external part that has the microphone, speech processor etc)

my hc is she wears it rarely either because she likes to leave that ear for tm lol or she doesnt like the distortion. still it helps with localizing sounds (and shes gonna need to do that if she wants to play hide and seek in the park at night like in 5x09 wtf root) … and to hear tm she only needs the internal part cause i think thats what the show has been saying. dont see how that would work but its sci-fi and unsurprisingly i like the idea that she is there 24/7

anonymous asked:

I don't know why people say you're mean when you're the most reasonable calm person I've seen even in arguments.

I’m not patient with my anons and I don’t really tolerate people who spout dumb shit like ace inclusionists, anti sjws, etc

And in other cases, you can be like fe15 and whine about how being vagued is the biggest crime in the world