like once in a year

Yuri!!! on Pot headcanons

Someone brought up Victor and Yuuri getting high together and I just… can you imagine? Oh my god. Yuuri smoking pot every once in a while is a beautiful thing. (I also feel like @dadvans will appreciate this)

+ It probably starts with Celestino slipping Yuuri a little baggie of green buds, murmuring that it might be an avenue worth exploring when Yuuri’s anxiety gets out of control. At first, Yuuri’s horrified, because what kind of coach gives his underage student illegal drugs? But Celestino assures him it’s on the up and up – grown by his sister in Italy and purer than extra virgin olive oil, because who the hell knows what people cut it with in the States? Celestino wouldn’t trust the well being of his skaters with anyone else.  

+ When Yuuri brings the baggie back to the little apartment he shares with Phichit, numb with disbelief, Phichit is thrilled. “Of course we should get you high! I’m so pissed I didn’t think of it first.” But of course Celestino didn’t give them anything to smoke it with and Phichit left all his paraphernalia back home, so they have to venture into Chicago in order to get supplies, which leads them to a surprisingly clean and straightforward sex shop. Among all the various dildos and bottles of lube are pretty glass bowls and artfully sculpted bongs. 

“Yuuri, look! That pipe looks like a dragon! It even has little wings!”
“Everyone in here is an undercover cop, I know it. We’re going to jail. I can’t go to jail, Phichit, do you know what they’d do to me there? I couldn’t even get through the first half hour of The Shawshank Redemption without crying!”
“Oh my god, Yuuri, LOOK. This is it. This is the holy grail.”
“Is that a… is that a squirrel?”
“You smoke from its tail! I’m buying two.”

+ Back at their dorm, Yuuri sits on his bed, clutching his knees, while Phichit painstakingly grinds the buds down, then packs the squirrel–named Jeremy– with the kind of expertise that makes Yuuri squint suspiciously. Phichit teaches him with the patience of a grade school teacher how to light the bud and inhale (”Cover the carb when you light it. No, you’re not–wait, no, just–here, let me do it.”), then rocks a nice buzz while Yuuri sits as still as a statue, eyes wide with terror, because he’s been in America one month and he’s already a lawbreaker. Somewhere his mother just got knocked to the floor by a sudden wave of disappointment and she has no idea why. He cries until he’s sick.

+ However, Phichit doesn’t know what “give up” means, so by the end of the second month, Yuuri is a certified stoner. He’s never felt so relaxed in his own skin before. He is adamant about keeping it to once a month, because something so enjoyable can’t become just another crutch (not to mention he has to work twice as hard to keep off any sudden weight gain when the munchies hit), although he is a little less strict when he travels for competitions. It’s kind of astonishing how many other skaters smoke. The first time he smokes abroad is in Canada when he shares a joint at a hotel with a handsome pairs skater named Nathan, whose crooked teeth bite odd bruises into Yuuri’s thighs but his cock is nice and fat and feels amazing inside him, so Yuuri rides the high–both of them–to silver. Smoking the night before a competition becomes a thing. 

+ Of course, with Vicchan’s death still fresh in his mind, remembering to light up the night before just sort of… falls to the wayside. Which explains the shitshow at the Grand Prix Final. 

+ After Victor becomes his coach, Yuuri doesn’t smoke at all, too afraid that Victor will think of him as a drug addict, and doesn’t bring it up until well into their first year as a couple. It takes him the better part of a week to spit it out, and when he does, Victor’s eyes go wide and excited and he cancels all their plans for the night so they can stay in, get stoned, and watch Minority Report

“Yuuuuuri, we should make brownies!”
“Yurio is visiting tomorrow. I’m not having edibles around for him to find!”
“Let’s be honest, he could really use one.”
“I’m not going to be the one to take him to the emergency room after his soul falls through the earth. You’re definitely the irresponsible parent. Are we out of corn puffs? Vitya, the corn puffs are gone!”
“You ate the whole bag, cахарок.”

+ They have a lot of stoned sex, which is 73% giggling, 24% talking about the long-eared owl that lives in the tree outside their kitchen, and 3% actual sex.

someone: mccree only wears the cowboy getup to fool people into thinking he’s stupid uwu obviously nobody would ever wear clothes different from the norm for any other reason than to put on a show

me: or maybe he just wants to wear fucking cowboy clothes you joyless motherfucker have some fun every once a while why don’t you

If you’re ever looking for a horror movie to watch, might I suggest Freaks? It’s not scary, per se, but definitely horrifying. Perhaps more so to a modern viewer than to a contemporary one.

Released in 1932 it is a pre-code film, meaning it didn’t have the rules movies now have to follow about what is and isn’t allowed. The short description is that it’s about a love triangle between a wealthy dwarf, a gold-digging aerialist, and a strongman. There’s a murder plot, some really disturbing vengeance, and the entire thing is set at a circus with actual circus “freaks” making up most of the cast. You ever heard that “one of us one of us” chant? It’s from this movie.

The original cut was so bad the movie was pulled from pre-screenings and had half an hour cut from it to make it less horrifying. After that it still was received so badly by the public that it was pulled from theaters before completing it’s engagements. Everyone except the main dwarf actor and actress had their careers absolutely ruined by it and they only really did one thing after that: munchkins in The Wizard of Oz. The director of the movie had directed Dracula the year before if that gives you any indication of what the public’s opinion of this film was. It was banned in more than one country and in parts of the US.

Oh and they mutilate a woman so she looks like a duck at the end. So there’s that. The actual mutilation was filmed and is part of the original lost version.

anonymous asked:

diggs4life, tempfixeliza, musicalmiranda?

@diggs4life is one of my closest friends on this website and is just SO sweet and kind and so cool?? and also her writing is a GODSEND and everytime she posts a new fic like 7 years are added to my life 

@tempfixeliza once again, an AMAZING writer holy fuck. No Angel and Ruby Woo are some of my favorite series fics! also she seems like such a sweet angel and ssososo great

@musicalmiranda this fic is so good and also I talked to them once and they’re just so sweet?? i love??

drew some scrappy and very very late to the game designs for those adventure boys

7 Incredible Things About Black Genetics That Will Amaze You

1. Black people are genetically stronger.

2. Black people have more genetic diversity.

3. Black genes prove the first humans are at least 70% older than previously estimated.

4. Black babies advance earlier and faster.

5. The miracles of melanin.

6. West Africans are genetically better sprinters.

7. Kenyans are genetically proven to have high endurance.

Source

White people can’t handle the truth about their inherent inferiority to black people so they always try to downplay our abilities and qualities.

I like seeing important facts like this. I’ve only seen something like this once or twice over the years in white-owned media.

And such information gives me strength and helps me to become more proud of my blackness despite some things that people like to talk about us.

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so i was skulking around hanamura in a skirmish, reading the signs and i saw this graffiti on the right alley near the arcade. i was like “____ is watching from the shadows?” i didn’t know what the first two kanji were so i put them into google translate.

turns out those are the kanji for ‘hanzo.’ 

is hanzo a meme in hanamura??? that’s such ominous graffiti, like, bitch im outta here… like, better watch out when hanzo shows up once a year and kills people … he’s like the opposite of santa.

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modern disney aesthetic
↳ aladdin

The tiniest lifeboat

I just wanted to thank you guys for 1000+ followers!!! ily all sO MUCH

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Will Turner and Henry Turner parallels

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Hermione’s screams echoed off the walls upstairs, Ron was half sobbing as he pounded the walls with his fists…

warm and soft like a fireplace….a heith….

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As the old Gravity Falls legend goes…

 whether you’re naughty OR nice, a jolly little triangle will break into your house and eat all your food (and leave you spiders and nightmares if you’re lucky)