like omg wtf is wrong with people

Random pronunciation guide from the audiobooks because... I don’t know I’m bored and avoiding my project

Let me know if you’ve heard her say any of these another way because I am interested if the audiobooks are wrong!

I’m only doing the ones that people might not know already/ seems like there’s confusion about, if anyone wants another one just let me know

Literally no one asked for this, LET’S GO.

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*grown ass adults in a meeting at work*

Ali: *attacks her previous bullying victim, Paige, for no apparent reason*

Pll fandom: omg yaaas queen shade her hard

Me: wtf is wrong with you people?

These are my fav wwe gifs that make me laugh okay? Why am I doing this? Bc I can. Will I do more? If ya ask really nicely, I can do one for y’all sugarbutts ;) 

Originally posted by wastefulscum

okay but why is this me??? EITHER COMPUTERS ARE BECOMING MORE ADVANCED OR I AM BECOMING DUMBER

Originally posted by leakees

Okay but the reason this one makes me laugh is bc ROMAN IS LIKE THAT ONE PARENT THAT HAS THE KIDS THAT BEAT EVERY OTHER KID UP AND HEATH IS LIKE THAT SASSY MOM THAT’S LIKE ‘Um? Excuse me??? You’re children are literal animals???’ BUT RO HAS ZERO CONTROL OVER HIS CHILDREN, ZIP NADA, BUT HE AIN’T GONNA ADMIT THAT, INSTEAD THIS MAMA BIRD IS GONNA BEAT UP THE OTHER MAMA BIRD BC NO ONE CALLS HER CHILDREN ANIMALS YES ROMAN IS NOW THE MOTHER AND SO IS HEATH DEAL WITH IT, I’M DONE. 

Originally posted by wrestlingmemes

ME AF ME AF ME AF EVERYTIME SOMEONE DOES THIS, THAT IS MY REACTION, LIKE ‘oh shit :D, oh shIT :OOO’ 

Originally posted by hiitsmekevin

okay?? But Seth?? That is how Deano shows his love for you?? Pls kiss and makeup rn immediately. 

Originally posted by wrestling-giffer

“Yup, that’s me, you’re probably wondering how I got in this situation. Well, it’s actually an interesting story..” 

Originally posted by wrestling-giffer

Why? WHY YA GOTTA DO THAT? OKAY FIRST OFF, WHAT IF YOU LIKE ACCIDENTALLY LOST YOUR GRIP AND IT JUST FUCKING FLEW?? INTO THE AUDIENCE?? STRIKING SOMEONE IN THE FACE??? OR WHAT IF YOU HIT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD?? Like that would be so funny tho omg he knocks himself out people would be like ‘wtf is wrong with this boy,’ BUT BAE, TURN IT DOWN A NOTCH OR AT LEAST LIKE?? I dunno? Wear the belt?? Good idea?? no?? okay. 

Originally posted by stellarollins

*slams fists on table* LET THE PUPPY BOUNCE, LET THE PUPPY BOUNCE. 

Originally posted by hiitsmekevin

omfg okay so I think about this gif daily bc it is my ultimate fav NO JOKE OKAY SO FIRST OFF, I LOVE THAT JOHN IS SO STRAIGHT FACED ABOUT IT HE IS LITERALLY LIKE ‘come on man.’ AND LIKE??? THEN EDGE, FUCKING EDGE, HE IS ME AF BC I SUCK AT STAYING SERIOUS OKAY SO HE JUST IS FUCKING DONE AND I WOULD BE TOO, AND POOR MYSTERIO BUT ALSO, WHY??? ARE YOU DOING PULLUPS??? ON A FUCKING SHELF?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. BUT OKAY THE THING THAT IS FUNNIEST IS THAT NO ONE HELPS HIM UP??? AND HOLY MOLY?? THAT IS NOT WHAT I WOULD SAY IN ANY OF THEIR SITUATIONS KAY THANKS BYE THIS IS MY FAVORITE GIF EVER EVER EVER AND IF YOU SEND ME THIS I AUTOMATICALLY LOVE YOU 

Originally posted by ironcladfolly

HOW DOES HE STAY SO STRAIGHT FACED ALL THE TIME, OKAY HE IS PRO AT THAT. Bc if I did that I would be giggling my head off, esp if I knew I was putting my face on myself??? This is hilarious, don’t try to convince me otherwise bc 

Originally posted by wrestling-giffer

This?? Is just so funny to me??? AND I KNOW IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BUT THEY ARE ALL IN SUCH GOOD SYNC WITH EACH OTHER THAT IT HAS ME DYING. 

Originally posted by hiitsmekevin

This is funny to me bc Cass looks so unimpressed by Bo’s idea like he looks annoyed from point A to point B AND I LOVE SASSY CASSY BC THEY RHYME AND JUST HE’S SUCHA GOOD TALL FRIEND TO HAVE ENZO IS LUCKY TO HAVE THIS TALL FRIEND

Originally posted by prowrestlingnow

All I imagine is Kane going ‘do do do do,’ and that thought makes me giggle a lot bc this man is great. 

Originally posted by gogofandomrangers

OKAY BUT THIS IS ME BC I AM SMOL AND ARGUMENTATIVE AND I HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS THAT ARE BIGGER THAN I AM (mainly guy friends bc let’s face it, I mostly insult men bc they do something ugly) AND THEY JUST LIKE SCOOT ME AWAY AND TAKE CARE OF THE ISSUE FOR ME AND ALL I’M SAYING IS GET YOU FRIENDS LIKE THAT BC YES

Originally posted by wrestlingoutofcontext

Also me af. He’s such a nerd. WHO DOES THAT. Omfg. That looks like fun. I wanna do that. @wwe get at me so I can try this. 

Originally posted by wrestling-giffer

love it love it BC THIS SHOWS THAT THEY ARE LIKE SIBLINGS THAT FIGHT ALL THE TIME AND PICK ON EACH OTHER BUT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER EVEN WHEN THE OTHER IS BEING ANNOYING AND LIKE HE IS LIKE “OOOOOOOOOOO” AND EVEN DOES THE FINGER POINTING LIKE SHE EVEN LOOKS BACK AND IS LIKE ‘what’s this dick gonna do omfg SHUT UP I’M WEARING HEELS.’ And I just love this relationship, I love them, I want to have thanksgiving with their family bc they seem great. 

Originally posted by wrestling-giffer

I don’t like this gif bc Daniel Bryan (tho I love him, don’t get me wrong okay) BUT R-TRUTH OKAY I LOVE HIS REACTION IT’S GREAT AND R-TRUTH IS ONE OF MY FAV FAV FAVS AND I ALSO WANT TO GO TO HIS THANKSGIVING DINNER (sorry for bringing that up so much I’m just?? Really craving mashed potatoes??)

Originally posted by totaldivasepisodes

I love this man. That is all I have to say about this. 

EXCEPT IT’S NOT LOOK AT HIS INVISIBLE ARROW AND HIS EXPLOSION OMFG AND HE’S PROBS LIKE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. I just really love him okay? Have thanksgiving with me. 

Originally posted by wrestling-giffer

THIS GIF IS ONLY FUNNY BC THE MIZ IS LIKE SO CUTE AND CUDDLY THERE OKAY CATS CHANGE PEOPLE MAN, THIS PROVES THAT ANIMALS ARE BEAUTIFUL SOULS AND WE DO NOT DESERVE THEM 

Originally posted by totaldivasepisodes

Ya know what, same. I am the same. THIS IS HOW I DANCE @thenewday get at me I WILL JUST COME DOWN AND DANCE WITH YOU GUYS 

Originally posted by wrestling-giffer

This is my second fav bc Stephanie is like ‘alright, I’m dancing,’ BUT TRIPS MAN HE IS SO INTO IT AND HE HAS EVEN IMPRESSED BIG E AND THAT IS THE DREAM TO IMPRESS BIG E BC HE IS SUCH A PURE SOUL ANYWAYS OFF TOPIC, YEAH TRIPS IS GREAT AT DANCING AND I WANT THANKSGIVING WITH THE WHOLE WWE FAMILY PLS LET ME COME I WILL BRING FOOD. 

Originally posted by wweraphie

Okay these two would be such a good team and here’s why. WE GOT THE SASSY PUPPY ON THE RIGHT AND WE GOT THE PUREST TALL BEAN PUPPY (try to convince me that this man is not pure, I dare you, bc he is the purest of them all okay just bc he is tall and his mask is scary DOES NOT MAKE HIM SCARY HE IS A LOVELY MAN WHO I WANT TO HAVE thANkSGIVING DINNER WITH.) anywho. But like they would be so good for each other bc there would be sass and beating up bc said sass puppy said something to someone bigger than him and I JUST LOVE THIS I DUNNO HLEP ME SORRY OKAY

Originally posted by candycanelerae

HAHAHAHAHA OKAY THIS THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVS BC COME ON, OBVIOUS HE TRIPS AND THAT IS SO RELATABLE BC PRETTY MUCH WEEKLY I INJURE MYSELF AND PRETTY MUCH MONTHY I RUN INTO A DOOR AND CUT MY LIP AND I DUNNO IF THIS IS FAKE OR NOT BUT I HOPOE IT ISN’T BECAUSE I CAN RELATE SO HARD TO THIS AND AJ YOU ARE A BEaN 

Yah. This is it. IF YOU HAVE FUNNY WWE GIFS OF YOUR OWN THAT AREN’T ON HERE PLS FEEL FREE TO ADD THEM AND ADD YOUR COMMENTS BC I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE MORE??? 

Me when my gf doesn’t answer my texts: Omg she hates me, she finally realized how terrible I am and how she’d be better with someone else, she must be talking to them right now, she abhors me, I didn’t deserve her anyways but dang it hurts

Me when she texts back (part one): Omg I’m so happy, she loves me and I love her and everything is fine and I’m fine, our relationship is fine, nothing wrong, she’d never leave me

Me when she texts back (part two [aka like 5min l8er]): Omg I don’t know how to interact with people I suck, I can’t make conversation, she’s gonna notice and hate me and break up with me, and I’ll die

Me, whispering softly to myself: wtf

Movies

So me and my friend (she is Hawaiian) went to go see the movie Nerve (best movie ever; had me in tears because it was relatable and sad😭😭) and so when we were waiting in line to get popcorn and something to drink, you know how the people working in the theater open up a new line right? So an asian worker (he looked like a nice, cleaned up, short haired Justin Chon😍😩)   opened a lane and me and my friend went over there as fast as we could cause everyone was on 100 trying to get food for Suicide Squad and but we were the first in his line. My friend had offered to pay since we do this thing where we switch up who pays, but she told him that we wanted a large popcorn and 2 drinks so he computed it into his electronic register thingy (idk what is called lol😂😂) and he looked up at me and said “will that be all?” and my eyes had widened because I’m stupid and didn’t know what was going on, so she says no and he gives us the price, still looking at me and I look away smiling at my friend and she gives me the side eye (she’s basically saying: Ik what your going through, don’t pass out) and gave him her credit card. He pulls up the receipt from the electronic register thingy  and gets a pen so she can sign her name, well I thought it was to sign her name, but he puts it in front of me instead and looks back at me with a stunned expression and I’m thinking do I look horrifying or gorgeous? So my friend laughs and grabs the pin and receipt to sign her name and he puts two cuos in front of me and leaves to get our popcorn. While he’s doing that, I turn to my friend and mouth “OMG” and she grabbed my arms and was like “I think he likes you!” And the people behind us were like wtf is wrong with them. So he cones back with our popcorn and my friend gives him the receipt and he says “thank you, enjoy your movie” and he is staring me directly in my eyes, but this time he is finally smiling☺☺☺ and being the dumb and confused person I am, I say “your welcome, you too.” He laughs and we walk away to get so.etging the drink and my friend was all like “if he’s working, why would he enjoy the movie?” (Took years to register what I said to him) So all we hear is someone yell Jenny or Jane or Jena (I forgot) and he leaves the register and I’m like, didn’t you just get there? So he’s leaving and walks to the back where they cook and he comes back out and walks over to the drink dispenser thingy where we are and I was about to put ice in my cup, but he said “hold on one second” and put more ice in the machine and I’m like okay. He looks at me and smiles and an out of no where, ice just starts spilling on the ground and I hold my cup up to my face and start giggling like did he really just get distracted by me? My friend is at a whole different machine, getting her drink and she walks over to me and gives me the “what’s taking so long” look and she sees him and began nodding her head and leaves and I’m just like WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?!?! But as soon as she leaves, he  takes this scoopy thingy (I know nothing about utensils; bare with me) and scoops some ice from the machine and asked if I needed some and I say yes and he puts the fresh scoop of ice in my cup and I thank him. After that I get my drink and leave to go to my theater while he cleans up the ice (I should have helped him😠) but eh, that’s it. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow to see if he is still there, but that’s extremely creepy and I would be a complete mess lol

So Jensen and Cliff pulled up in their car next to a girl in her car with the windows rolled down playing Elton John. She was singing and Cliff said ‘we should sing’ so they joined in and she turned to look with this wtf look on her face that quickly turned to ‘omg Jensen Ackles’ they both got on the same highway and she was swerving around and they were like 'what’s wrong with her’ and they passed her and she was frantically texting and fumbling with her phone to tell people what had just happened-even better, the girl was in the audience at the convention

Another april fools prank idea where dan and anthony from smosh switch places in their gaming channels so anthony is in danandphilgames with phil and phil keeps calling him dan and people in the comments section are like “wtf phil thats anthony” and phil replies “?????no what are u talking about thats dan youre in the wrong channel kid”

And then dan is in the smosh gaming channel with ian and ian keeps calling him anthony and the comments section is like “wtf ian thats not anthony thats danisnotonfire” and ian replies “no its not omg just cos anthony and i watched mrs doubtfire before filming this doesnt mean hes dan wtf”

What do the Zodiac signs say or do?
  • Aries: Can girls get an orgasm?
  • Taurus: *Thinks about all the things they fucked up in their life*
  • Gemini: I like to kiss the same sex as me, but I'm not gay
  • Cancer: OMG so cute awwww- but I don't like you
  • Leo: Why do people picture me as the stupid loser idgi???
  • Virgo: I will clean my room now....... but not really ok
  • Libra: If you see me breathe heavily you know shits about to go down
  • Scorpio: *Acting stupid in front of people they like, but really. they are stupid in general*
  • Sagittarius: wtf is wrong with you bitch god dammit
  • Capricorn: People say that I'm depressed because I don't go out with friends I don't smile and I starve myself and you know, but why do people say it again idk??
  • Aquarius: I love my eyebrows
  • Pisces: I dreamt about that I fucked my brother and father last night

anonymous asked:

Everyone is like "yeah! Bi!Cassandra!" but now it's "omg a BI!DORIAN FUCK YOU" ... wtf? As a bisexual person I would like to note how fucking ignorant and shitty this sounds. It's okay to make a straight character bi, but it's not okay to make a gay character bi? Wtf if wrong with you people?

First I don’t like really any romance mods, the only ones I’m even vaguely interested in are Cullen and Solas and that is only because Solas and Cullen were originally scripted for bisexual, like fully voiced dialogue exists within the game and is only cut off by a flag. AND the only reason they were cut was due to time limits.

But as I said, I don’t really like nor use any romance mods. In case you haven’t noticed I haven’t ever talked nor endorsed Cassandra’s bi-mod on my blog for this reason.

HOWEVER, there is something incredibly fucking wrong with making a gay character bisexual versus a straight character bisexual,  see here an excellent and well worded explanation of why a gay character being ignored is upsetting to actual gay people versus straight characters who are constantly validated for being straight.

Second of all, there is a huge difference between Cassandra and Dorian, Cassandra’s entire dynamic has absolutely nothing to do with her being straight. She could be bisexual and her story would never change. She is a character that just happens to be straight, how fucking ever Dorian is a gay character, written by a gay person, about a gay experience that effects many gay people in real life. His story is that of the gay community and by using a mod that pretty much backhands that idea, invalidates his entire character and does the exact thing his FATHER tried to do.

Anyone who mods Dorian to be straight is completely discrediting him, Dorian knows who he is. He isn’t at a place where his sexuality will change, he is not that person and he “wouldn’t like that person”. If you mod a character to be bisexual or straight, a character whose entire arc is fighting against that, you cannot say you love that character. You are ignoring who that character is just so you can date a hot dude, that’s ignorance, among other things.

Not to mention, there is specifically a straight mod for Dorian now. Not a bisexual one, as in you can only romance Dorian with a female if you use the mod and that should show you how sickening the whole idea of this is.

The shitty thing here is that Cassandra is a character that loses nothing by becoming bisexual, while Dorian and all those who relate to him lose everything when made bisexual or straight.

It is the difference between writing a straight character and writing the story of a gay character. And in a perfect world, where gays and lesbians were properly represented, where straight isn’t the “default”, and bisexual isn’t a catch all used by others (often not bisexuals) for their personal convenience, I wouldn’t give any fucks as to what mods exist. But this world isn’t perfect, people are assholes, and I’m still going to say that anyone who thinks bisexual or straight Dorian is okay, for whatever reason, can get the fuck off my blog.

texts the signs sent me
  • aries: I can't right now I've been driving for the past half hour. Wtf is wrong with you, texting me while I'm driving?
  • taurus: I feel like I can relate to people better when I listen to their music haha. But if it's screamo
  • gemini: I'm about to leave my place of dwelling so that the mall cops he filed a report with don't get me
  • cancer: I will burn all the bananas in the world and force the minions to watch MY GOD WHY CANT MY SISTER JUST STAY OUT OF MY LIFE
  • leo: WE SHOULD LEARN HOW TO BREAK DANCE SO EVERYONE AT SCHOOL WILL BE LIKE "omg theyre so cool"
  • virgo: Your snapchats are so unprofessional. How do you expect to make mad stacks? Sorry I'm not funny.
  • libra: We should both send him patriotic messages and make him cry about his nationality
  • scorpio: We could kick down the manga section onto him I think that's the worst revenge yet
  • sagittarius: It's so great here except for the fact I've run into every spider web in Union County
  • capricorn: Just got ice cream for my face-off at chess, the bet is set and I am fired up.
  • aquarius: Can you tell me which one means afternoon I have to tell him when what time we're meeting up it's AM right
  • pisces: i just realized something funny, ever since the crash i can now say "i havent driven...since the accident"

“I hate men who hate women.”
“Omg why do you hate men just for being men wtf is wrong with you?”

This is literally exactly how that post went. Anti feminists took a post where I specifically said I hate men specifically who hate women and people are asking me why I think it’s okay to hate an entire gender just because they’re men.
What the actual fuck is wrong with anti feminists like seriously. Why can’t y'all read something before responding to it?

  • SP : animates a reasonably good episode
  • SP : makes a few mistakes
  • ungrateful naruto fans : OMG SP IS DOING THIS ON PURPOSE WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU DOING THE ANIMATION WRONG FOR FUCK SAKE !!!!!!!!!!! ITS ALL BAD EVERYTHING IS BAD !!! EVEN THOUGH YOUR BUDGET IS LOW AF YOU SHOULD MAKE THE EPISODES 100% QUALITY AMAZING LIKE GOD WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER SP YOU DO IT ALL WRONG EVEN I ... WELL SOME PEOPLE CAN DO IT BETTER WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

Hallo. This might sound like a silly question but I see a lot of posts on my feed saying protect trans kids ect. But.. HOW?! I'm actually being serious sorry if I'm weird

I am really glad you asked this. You can through a number of ways. 

1) Educate people. Inform them on gender and explain that not all men are born with penis’s, and not all woman are born with vaginas. Explain that there are also as many intersex people in our society as there are redheads,(here is a page explaining the statistics) Teach your cis friends to understand that gender has nothing to do with genitalia. In the sense that, for a cis woman, yes she has a vagina, but she is not a woman because she has a vagina. A trans man is still “biologically a man,” he was just born a man with a vagina/was designated to have a vagina. 

2) When you hear someone making a transphobic/homophobic comment about someone famous or one of your fellow students, show them no mercy and actually say something about it. Literally if your friend says “no homo” look at them with an expression of disgust and say wtf man. There’s nothing wrong with being gay omg. It just is. 

3) Vote for the passage of laws and bills that protect trans people in the workplace and in other enviroments. Vote for laws and bills that say yes, you a trans person, can use the bathroom of the gender you identify as. In some states in the US people can be legally fired for no other reason than that they are trans. (source needed for this if anyone could add to it that would be great)

4) Destroy the binary. Use words like, they can be any other gender, instead of both genders, and crush the binary beneath your feet. I honestly felt so invisible in highschool, hearing nothing but, “oh this is a class of just girls!” or, “both genders……” When in reality, there are dozens and dozens of nonbinary genders! 

5) read this crash course page I wrote on gender or show people Scott Schofield’s ted talk or something, but most importantly educate others. (if you havn’t seen Mr. Schofield’s ted talk its really great an informative)

On those health forms, that ask for gender, add another box, even if you aren’t nonbinary, or write a little note on the side saying that there are more genders than just male and female. 

Education. That is part of how you protect trans kids! and please if anyone has any fundraisers or organizations and stuff or anything to add please do add! 

FOR DA PEOPLE IN DA BACK
  • Girl coders: OMG, how can people even pretend that Maya liking Lucas is OK?! Do they not understand that Riley liked him first and developing uncontrollable feelings for him is wrong?
  • Me: *just sitting here, with my mom married to my dad who was her SISTER's first serious boyfriend* ...OK...
  • Riley defense committee: Oh my gosh, how can people say that Cory and Topanga don't neglect Riley? They totally favor Maya over her and that is not OK!
  • Me: *just sitting here, with a best friend whose biological parents almost let her starve to death* ...WTF?!?!?!?!
  • Anti-Lucaya people: Gah! Maya and Lucas are always fighting with each other and Maya is such a bully and she totally poured a smoothie over his head!! That is a toxic relationship and they are so bad together! He needs Riley to calm him down!!!
  • Me: *just sitting here, thinking of all the domestic violence survivors I volunteer with* ... *throws computer across the room in disgust* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!