like oh shit that was bad

Improv (Jungkook)

Request: “hello there^^ can I have a drabble with Jungkook? /153,169\ thank you and have a nice day :)“

AN: aww thank you, I hope you have a lovely day as well. This was really fun to write, so thank you for requesting

153. “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

169. “You’ll regret those words ever left your pretty mouth, sweetheart.”

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You quietly sighed as you quickly flipped through your biology textbook, not even glancing at the dissemination of useless information, of which you already knew and didn’t care to revise for the upcoming exam. Of course, your teacher was stubborn and threatened to lower your grade if you didn’t study. Everyone in the school knew this particular teacher was a dick, but most of them hadn’t experienced it firsthand. Unfortunately, you were one of the few students who had his classes.

“Y/N, he’s looking at you again,” Your friend, Hyunae, whispered to you as she stealthily pointed towards the corner of the room, which made you shift your eyes to where she was pointing. You immediately felt the heat rushing to your cheeks as your gaze landed upon Jeon Jungkook, the second-year deemed as the “sexiest boy in school.” Of course, you just happened to bump into him one day, and as you walked away, you knew you weren’t going to be able to get him out of your mind for the rest of your life. However, you knew you had absolutely no chance with him, as every girl in the school felt the same way about him.

“Whatever,” You groaned, returning to your textbook as Hyunae sighed in disappointment.

“Come on, you should go talk to him. Maybe he likes you.” You couldn’t help but scoff at her response.

“In your dreams, dumbass.”

“I think you mean your dreams, like that one where he fu-”

“Hyunae!” You quickly covered your mouth in embarrassment from the sudden outburst. You were about to lower your head in shame but you could see someone walking towards you from the corner of your eyes. Hyunae grinned and leaned towards you, while still looking in the person’s direction.

“I’ll give you some time together,” She whispered as she quickly gathered her belongings and rushed out of the library, leaving you completely confused until you turned around to come face to face with Jungkook himself.

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” He said, his gaze burning deep into your soul.

“U-Um…” You stuttered before Jungkook grabbed your arm and pulled you to the closest bathroom, checking every stall to make sure nobody was inside. Once he saw it was all clear, he locked the door and shoved you against the wall, connecting your lips without hesitation. You froze as he began to grind his hips against yours, but you eventually melted into his passionate kiss. His hands creeped up to the hem of your shirt, and due to the fact that you were kissing him back harder than he had expected, he found it appropriate to discard of your shirt, tossing it aside on the tile floor.

“Oh my fucking god, Y/N,” He moaned against the skin on your neck, tracing soft kisses on your exposed collarbones.

At that point, you weren’t even confused about how he knew your name, but simply mesmerized by his touch, lost in a world of bliss. He slid his hand down your uniform skirt and tugged on the hem of your panties, making you moan into the kiss. You could feel him smirk against your lips, and it only made you want more of him. You cupped his cheeks and deepened the kiss by slipping your tongue into his mouth, which he gladly allowed and your tongues began to fight for dominance.

You hooked your fingers under Jungkook’s shirt, and soon enough he got the message as he shed his clothes, then moved onto your clothing. He pressed his lips against yours and simultaneously reached behind your back, unhooking your bra. He quickly pulled down your skirt and panties, and you eagerly kicked them away from you, waiting for all of this frustration you’ve been building up to be released in the best way possible.

Jungkook’s growing erection pressing against your bare skin only tempted you to reverse positions and finally get on with it, but he was clearly overpowered in this situation. He had your wrists pinned to the tile ground and your body trapped underneath him.

“Let’s see how loud you can scream for me,” He growled as he aligned himself with your core and roughly entered you, not giving you any time to adjust as he began to thrust into you at a rapid pace. Despite your efforts, your loud and shameless moans escaped your mouth, and Jungkook’s moans eventually slipped in, creating a harmony of ecstasy.

As he continued to grind deeply into you, he slid one hand down to your sensitive clit and moved it quickly in little, circular motions. He lowered his lips down to your exposed chest and circled his tongue around your left nipple, eventually closing in and sucking. The combination of his bare cock inside of you and the teasing from his tongue made you practically scream out in pleasure. However, over your loud pleas and Jungkook’s moans, you noticed someone shuffling their feet outside in the hallway.

“J-Jungkook…someone’s outside,” You managed to say in between moans. He ignored you and continued to ram into you at a continuous rate. “Slow down!” As soon as those words left your mouth, he stopped moving and he lifted his head so your eyes could meet.

“You’ll regret those words ever left your pretty mouth, sweetheart,” He whispered before pulling out of you, only to flip you into your hands and knees and enter you again from behind.

You knew Jungkook was merciless at this point as he pounded into you, his cock hitting your g-spot, causing a scream of pleasure to erupt from your now sore throat. You flinched when you felt him bring his palm down to smack your cheeks, but you both ultimately knew it was a turn-on and added to the intensity of the situation.

“Jungkook!” You moaned loudly as you dropped to your forearms, allowing Jungkook to access you from a completely new angle. His nails dug into the skin of your rear, so deep you knew there would be crescent shaped marks there the next day.

“Fuck, Y/N. I-I’m gonna-” Jungkook managed to moan out before his thrusts slowed down and you both found your release. You pressed your forehead against the tile floor beneath you, attempting to catch your breath. Jungkook slowly pulled out of you and took his time to regulate his breathing as well. Once you felt okay again, you sat up and faced Jungkook, who did not wait to press his lips against yours one more time. “So, movie next Saturday?”

You couldn’t help but smile at his response, but you nodded and he kissed you once more before helping you stand and put your clothes back on. You smiled at him as you unlocked the bathroom door and walked out, as if nothing had ever happened.

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I hope that was alright for you, love. Thank you for requesting!

taboo 1.07

I have decided to dub this episode The Festival of Fancy Hats.

I know there are probably more important things I ought to focus on, but I just gotta say, everyone’s hat game was really on point this time around. Helga, Cholmondeley, Pearl, Chichester, the urchins; just lotsa good hats. Is it a bad time to tell Helga she’s looking fine as hell? I mean, weird occasion, I know, but the whole hat and fur combo is just … Yeah. It’s probably not a good time.

Alternate title for this episode include “SO MUCH GODDERS I LOVE IT” and “Oh My God Is That Like … A Cheese Grater?? On His Skin???” It was a bit of a roller coaster, is what I mean to say, and I hardly know where to start discussing it – so here are my Top Five Holy Shit Can We Please Talk About This topics.

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bad bad memory things:
everything. forgetting names, dates, number sequences, deadlines, birthdays, chronological order of past events, etc. etc. etc.

good bad memory things:
wait a minute. did I get this? is this mine? is this drink mine? this food is for me? i got this?
oh my god

anonymous asked:

What will happen when carol finds out about glenn

Here’s my thing………. I want her to be upset because it’s Glenn and they’ve been together since day fucking 1 like SHE KNEW GLENN BEFORE Rick…. however it doesn’t seem like TWD writers have a good track record for showing emotion or even a reaction after death and idk if it’s partly because our group are so used to it by now or it’s just bad writing 

because like

there’s been so many occasions where you think certain characters are gonna be really emotional about someone dying but it just doesn’t happen

I’m not saying all the time because there’s definitely been some incredibly emotional scenes but other times you wonder if they actually give a shit lol. I don’t like the idea of them either skipping over it or having Carol just be like “oh…. I’m so sorry” 

more than unwell

You’d think as a 26 year old who owns a house & has good credit, well, that you’d be more of a grown-up, but I’m just sitting here thinking of getting a foot peeling kit & a PS4 slim. 

You’d also like to think that you are less petty than you are, but age might actually be making you pettier. You are embracing this though.

(your girlfriend sucks at makeup. it looks like jc penny did that shit. & you both look like you’ve been hit with some good old fashioned given-up-ness. you really need to take better care of your beard. oh & your baby is ugly. that’s for a different you. okay, actually: the baby is cute & props to you on the muscle gains & 100k salary but you are still a bad person.)

I lost all sense of control there in all sorts of ways. Forget what I said about embracing, I’m trying hard to let go of grudges. 

It’s surprising, the way goals change. It’s interesting how we change. I feel like in the past few years, I’ve grown in so many directions that there isn’t much left that fits me. I’m so…abrupt. Aggressive. I’m moody. I’m grumpy. I’m also happier than many may think.

I don’t write love poems. I suppose that’s a significant change—I’m not really interested in love in that all-consuming way I once was. This is not to say that I do not love. It’s more of a product of figuring it out, dismantling the illusion of first world romance. I want what is earthly, lasting. where my flesh counts for less. 

& the first world. so much I could say there with the plague of it that we’re all sick with but depend upon. (i mean to say. there is blood on your hands. my hands. i mean to say none of this that we believe important, is. i mean all this wealth built on the bones of genocides. i mean. i mean. i mean. exploitation will kill us all, but we love the products of it. cognitive dissonance ourselves to justify all of this.)

so little fits me. & even my own voice, i’ve grown away from it. what importance does it have. little. so little. 

@suffocations tagged me in “choose your favourite lyrics from the first 9 songs that pop up on your shuffle” bitch this is my shit.

1. Caroline - Aminé

Bad thang, fine as hell,thick as fuck
Oh my god, that’s my baby
Caroline, you divine
Mighty fine
Shawty really blow the pipe (that’s true)
Like a pro
Fuck you thought


2. She’s Really All I Need - Mac Demarco 


Up out of bed at 3 and I feel like I’m dying
But if she’s there next to me, then there’s no use in crying
‘Cause she’s really all I need, it’s true my heart is flying
Life can be such a breeze as long as it’s just her and me

3.The Owl and The Tanager - Sufjan Stevens

How could you run from me now?
The loneliest chime in the house
The loneliest chime in the house
You let it out you let it out Come to me
Calvary still I’m weeding and raking until
I’m bleeding in spite of my love for you
It bruised and bruised my will

4. Exit Music(For a Film)- Radiohead

You can laugh
A spineless laugh
We hope your
Rules and wisdom choke you

5. Jealous Lies - Soft Hair

You lied to my face
Turns out you were straight, Baby
you can’t live with me
But baby, who said I could be

6. Do You Need My Love - Weyes Blood

Everyone who knows me
Knows I’m crazy for loving you, baby
Do you need me like I need you?
Tell me what I should do
Do you need me, need me

7. English Graffiti- The Vaccines

I am living in a world that’s half the size when I look in your eyes
That would melt away If only you would stay
That makes no sound whenever you’re around

8. Ivy - Frank Ocean

I thought that I was dreaming when you said you love me
The start of nothing
I had no chance to prepare
I couldn’t see you coming
The start of nothing
I could hate you now
It’s quite alright to hate me now
When we both know that deep down
The feeling still deep down is good

9. Domo23 - Tyler The Creator

Sick to my motherfucking tummy
Bitch must think I’m a motherfucking dummy
Because I dress bummy, bitch think I’m broke Bitch,
I ate one roach and I made a lot of money

I tag @transmothwoman @entropey @teshentai @lavenderbeing @latinobf @draconicwolves

who else gets ashamed when reading posts on tumblr where it’s like, first few ppl agree on one opinion so ur like “ok yea”. then someone points out how wrong they are and bad for thinking that and ur like, “oh shit…. that’s totally true….. what have i done……” bc u inherently agree with ppl and struggle to form ur own opinions

Dead cold hands.

tbh one of my fav things about steve rogers is the faces he makes during fights like

could u imagine fighting this tough 200 pound brick house of dude and all u see is that 

or that

or ??? this??? he literally looks like a turtle???? an actual ninja turtle of freedom???

and his “OH SHIT” face is so iconic™????

ok here he honestly looks like he smelled a bad fart & can’t escape it im so????

???

??????

Have y’all really listened to the 1812 overture its wild like it starts out all sad, then theres a sneaky bit of the main theme (The part everyone knows)

Then there’s fucking tambourines

then its like a movie soundtrack of a sneaky chase in venice

the BOOM CYMBALS BOOM BOOM SCARY BOOM like chase is going bad oh fuck he gort caught

D R A M A T I C 

The horns getting quieter and then 

its all pretty, like there’s a fucking triangle and the violins are all sweet, like i expect ballerinas to dance over a corpse 

then fucking finger cymbalsmake an appearance?

Oh shit, the horns return ITS GETTING INTENSE

CANNONS CANNONS 

OH FUCK IT’S CANNONS 

oh, its winding down

FUCKING ORGAN CHURCH BELLS WHAT THE FUCK GET READY FOR JESUS TO DESCEND BITCH OH SHIT TRUMPETS BLASTING HERE IT COMES

BAH DUH DUH BAH BAH BAH THE ORCHESTRA IS GOING WILD OH SHIT TURN UP CANNON MORE CANNONS LIKE BITCH YAS CHURCH BELLS GOING FUCKING WILD 

And it’s done.

anonymous asked:

Have any feelings about Supercorp?

Oh yes. I have many a feeling about Supercorp. 

BUT I have an insane amount of feelings for Evil!Kara x Lena Luthor AU

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  • me: yeah, im disabled. i have this really bad illness where-
  • someone: wait, youre disabled?
  • me: ....yeah, my illness can be really awful, to the point where i-
  • someone: im just surprised cause
  • me: oh no
  • someone: ya know
  • me: no no no come on man stop
  • someone: you dont
  • me: stop, turn back now dont say it dont fucking say it
  • someone: look
  • me: ...dont please
  • someone: like youre disabled.
  • me: .... oh fuck my guy you just had to say that dumb shit, do you even know what the fuck you just did?!

AH MAN LOOK AT THESE BAD ASS WINTER SKINS!

pharah looks so cool with her frostbite skin! I can practically feel the cold coming off her suit! I love the ice detail!

HOLY SHIT REAPER! His shiver skin makes him look like some sort of evil ice spirit, ghost of Christmas future maybe? so fucking neat!

Oh and it looks like zaraya got a frost themed skin too! let’s see what it is I bet it is going to be bad as-

ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦᶰᵍ ᵏᶦᵈᵈᶦᶰᵍ ᵐᵉ

I just tired of being worried and scared about shit, everyone. Like, we can’t be excited about Louis’ song and promo because there might be talk about babygate. We can’t enjoy any of the work the other boys are doing because we don’t know what is going on with Harry or Louis or Niall or Liam at that moment. I can’t get too excited about what Louis is doing because that means I don’t love Harry enough or vice versa. Oh, but you’re not going to support Liam they same way when his music comes out, are you? Don’t get too excited about a nice rumor, because maybe antis are laughing at us. For pete’s sake, don’t enjoy a headcanon because it might not actually be true. Every little thing is on the same level of significance, all evidence either proves or disproves Larry categorically. Don’t enjoy the boys interacting with people they clearly like because those people did something bad before (some are shit, yes, but not all are equal). Don’t ignore bad things because that means you don’t care anymore. Don’t you dare express a point of view that recognizes complexity and grayness, because that obviously means that you no longer deify the boys and are on the path to becoming a Houie. And this is all fandom created. We’re doing it to ourselves. We’ve made policing our own reactions – and especially each other’s reactions – what the fandom is about rather than Larry and 1D. How is this enjoyable for anyone? I am TIRED™. Aren’t we all? I’m going to reblog and talk about the things that entertain me. I don’t care if others don’t like it. Please don’t come to me to tell me whether you approve or not, because I don’t give a fuck. Babygate will be over when it is over. Business deals will be clear when they are. Until then, I’m going to enjoy what they boys are giving us, enjoy the art and fic that the fandom is producing, reblog pretty pictures, squee about Larry headcanons, and continue to ignore the miserable people who try to dampen my enjoyment of any of that.

Do you think the other Imperial pilots talked about Bodhi behind his back? Not like bad things, more like

“oh shit, here comes Rook with those stupid doe eyes of his”

“have you seen the lashes on him? who the hell has lashes like that?”

“I lost to him the other day ‘cuz I couldn’t stop staring at his face”

“I just wanna touch his hair, man. just once”

“okay, he’s getting close. everyone act cool”

So yeah, what I’m saying is Bodhi was the most beautiful pilot in the Empire and all the other pilots had crushes on him.