like not even kidding she is so hot

hot take: the worst thing lars did to sadie was fake an injury to get off work like everyone has at least once in their lives meanwhile sadie is obsessive and possessive as fuck towards that kid and joking victim is just “i’m entitled to you so even though you’re not in a relationship with me you’re still a scumbag for flirting with anyone besides me” also uh she trapped him and a little boy on a fucking deserted island for presumably weeks and when he got mad at her about it she tried to pull that “i’m helping you you need this” bullshit

obviously lars IS a jerk to her but it astounds me that despite all of that shit the narrative still wants viewers to wholly sympathize with her and see him as Bad

part 2 of 3rd grade teacher nursey?? yes?? ok

(part one)

  • calls all of his kiddos “little bro” regardless of gender. the occasional “little dude” or “little man”
  • the first time he wears a short sleeve dress shirt to school all the kids are obsessed with his tattoo
    • “mr n has a forever drawing on his arm :000″
  • hes the ultimate kid whisperer. anything these kids throw at him? hes got it covered
    • kids are fighting about who gets the 64 pack of crayons. jeremy got them yesterday and now he wants them again?? theres like 4 other kids who want to use them jeremy dont be a dick
    • nursey’s like “can i give you guys a special project? i need a big drawing to put up on the wall. but you all have to help and you all need to use the crayons”
    • jeremy, immediately distributing the crayons and getting a big ass piece of paper: ok mr n!!!!!!

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  • you: whatcha thinking about
  • me: there's no way taako wont forgive lucretia, he Will forgive her bc she's his sister as well- they may not have been blood related but the seven of them were the only fucking people they had left for a whole god damn century and they were a family. when lup and barry were off researching how to stop the light of creation's energy from being tracked who do you think taako teased. who was the one who wrote down taako's jokes and recipes and reminded him of them when it was a particularly rough cycle. we don't know if lucretia ever died during the cycles but the chances are she did at least several times despite how cautious she was and i think the weight of that would weigh on all of them even taako. im pretty sure she was the baby of the family essentially until the year alone. we've seen from even before the stolen century arc the witty one liners lucretia says towards the boys so you just know that they were the kids laughing until one in the morning bc she said something like "hot diggity shit that is a baller onesie merle" in her dead pan lucretia way. they both get exasperated with magnus and merle's antics, they both love angus mcdonald, they say hilarious shit, lucretia and taako have things in common that tie them together and there's no way that you can spend a full century with someone caring about them and then not eventually forgive
  • you: ohkay
Behave - Bruce Wayne x Amazon!Reader

Summary : You’re Diana Prince’s, aka Wonder Woman, little sister…And you’ve always been the rebel amongst the amazons, the black sheep. You left long ago, and got hitch with the famous Bruce Wayne, when a problem  brings you back to your home island of Themyscira.

Warning for language and mention of NSFW stuffs.

My masterlist blog :


-(Y/N), are you going to behave ? 

It’s always the same question. Over and over again. Yeah ok, true, you weren’t the calmest kid and your curiosity often lead to a lot of troubles but…Diana was kinda the same and no one ever told her to “behave”. 

Even now, as you were a grown ass woman, it was this good old question, that you just couldn’t stand anymore. It was moments like this, that made you glad you left all those years ago. 


Being Diana little sister wasn’t easy. It wasn’t easy at all. When you were born, much in the same way than her, molded in clay and brought to life by Zeus, your big sister was already a hero. 

She was already adulated by all on Themyscira island. Everyone always told you : “You see Diana ? Be like Diana”…And in a sense, you became a bit like her. 

Only, when the other amazons told you to take Diana as an example, they were talking about how well she fought, about her principles and other things like that ! Not her…stubbornness and strong will. 

Ultimately, being strong willed was a good thing but…Well, the only thing you took after your sister is the way she has, sometimes, that “I do whatever I want” kind of persona. But maybe a bit to much to the extreme. 

Because as a child, Diana listened to your mother, your aunt (that you unfortunately never met but heard a lot about), and other amazons while you ? You, you had trouble with authorities. 

You couldn’t stand people ordering you around. You hated when someone said you couldn’t do something…But the worst was that their explanation as to why you had to do things they said were stupid. 

“Do as I said because I’m an adult and I know better”, who decided of that ? “Don’t do that, we’ll explain to you later why you can’t do it”, that was so dumb ! Instead of explaining to you why you couldn’t do things, they’d just expect you to follow their order and…well, that wasn’t your nature. 

Besides, it was almost unbearable to always be compared to Diana. To always hear that she was better than you because of this, or because of that…Fortunately, you didn’t grew to resent her, but you did start to resent your entire people. 

None of them understood you. Not even your mother. 

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anonymous asked:

so...a Victuuri version of that Adam Scott, Mark Hamill clip needs to happen y/y?

“38.7 million views in 24 hours. Do you know what that means? You beat Adele. You beat the Avengers. You beat that Psy video where he wears harem pants and pushes people off treadmills. You are in a very exclusive club, my friend.”

The audience laughs, and Yuuri should laugh too, but Kerry Washington’s skin is perfect and he can’t stop staring. And her teeth are so white that they don’t even look like teeth. It’s like when he was writing his thesis and spent so much time staring at the opening sentence of the discussion section that he had to check four times to make sure he spelled “the” right. There’s a name for that sort of brain malfunction, but hell if he knows what it is. 

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it’s always sunny in philadelphia sentence starters!

❝ Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby-Doo? ❞
❝ Look at me, psychological damage up to here! ❞
❝ I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! ❞
❝ Am I gay for God? You betcha. ❞
❝ Be gone, vile man! Be gone from me! ❞
❝ Well first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down. ❞
❝ Yeah, but we didn’t come here to play with  stray dogs and trash, man. ❞
❝ Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze into a job cannon and fire off into job land where jobs grow on jobbies?! ❞
❝ I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable. ❞
❝ I’m gonna have a really hard time if we’re both cannibals and racists. ❞
❝ I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong. ❞
❝ Everybody’s dying, bitch. Let’s get you some fruit. ❞
❝ When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash. ❞
❝ I will smack your face off of your face! ❞
❝ Take care of yourself… or whatever people say. ❞
❝ We all have cats we’d like to be playing with right now. ❞
❝ I will eat your babies, bitch! ❞
❝ I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone. ❞
❝ Later, boners! ❞
❝ Do not call these shorts white trash! ❞
❝ If some old boner gives me attitude, I’m gonna spit in his face. ❞
❝ I eat stickers all the time, dude! ❞
❝ I’ve got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. ❞
❝ You know, you light one bitch on fire and everyone freaks out! ❞
❝ Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, you don’t know shit about cats. ❞
❝ If you don’t have car insurance, you better have dental, because I am going to smash your teeth into dust! ❞
❝ I can go from flaccid to erect in a moment’s notice. ❞
❝ I mean, trees? Everywhere trees?! What the hell is this place? ❞
❝ I’ll tell you what’s not cool: crashing my car into a building, exploding a grenade inside of it, and then convincing your friends and family that you’re dead! ❞
❝ Oh my God! She just ate an entire sleeve of Chips Ahoy! ❞
❝ Hello fellow American, this you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot. Taxes, they’ll be lower… son. The democratic vote is the right thing to do, so do. ❞
❝ I stepped in front of a bus and it missed me. I can’t even get a bus to hit on me. ❞
❝ I’m having feelings again, like some kind of fourteen year old kid or something. ❞
❝ I don’t think these dogs have masters, I think they play by their own rules. ❞
❝ I have a bleached asshole! ❞
❝ With real power comes real responsibility and I don’t want to do any of that shit. I just want the money… and the illusion of power. ❞

a non-exhaustive list of ridiculous shit undyne has done:

  • refrain from killing someone she wanted to see dead because they were hiding in grass that alphys likes to use to make ice cream
  • whisper “behind you” into an echo flower so she could look cool when ambushing the human she wanted to kill
  • stop her monologue halfway because “WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE” but really she forgot what she was actually going to say
  • supplex a boulder in the middle of battle just because she can
  • stop in the middle of chasing someone she was trying to kill because they got a phone call
  • give someone cooking lessons instead of military training
  • obstinately refuse to even be nice to you until papyrus challenges her to become friends with you after which she becomes determined to become BESTIES
  • throw a spear at her guest when they tried to get up, breaking her table in half
  • “I don’t like cold food so I had alphys make me a fridge that keeps stuff warm”
  • build a giant sword she saw in an anime once
  • say she was a really hot blooded kid as if she’s not fucking hot blooded now
  • try to fight the king of all monsters when she was like 10
  • clear her kitchen for cooking by jumping on the counter and kicking everything off
  • make pasta sauce by punching vegetables to bits
  • stir spaghetti by mashing into the pot with a magic spear
  • own a stove that can only be turned up never turned down
  • burn her house down by cooking spaghetti and presumably not for the first time either
  • demand to fight an 8 year old in her burning house in an attempt to regain her dignity
  • start a pillowfight with papyrus and when he told her not to use the couch pillows she picked up the entire couch to throw at him
  • “the trash heap is a great place to pick up girls”
  • the flattery supplex
  • talk to alphys about the weather as an excuse for calling her even though the underground has no weather
  • write alphys a love letter that she seals tightly enough to make you need a chainsaw to open it but then forgot to sign it
  • slam dunk alphys into a garbage can
  • ask an 8 year old for confirmation that anime is real
  • this:

may contain spoilers. feel free to adjust to fit muse !!

  • “ I have to know. Is this real? ”
  • “ That’s just low, son. ”
  • “ Don’t worry about me. It’s you that’s got problems. ”
  • “ They’re coming and they’re gonna kill you. ”
  • “ I know - I’m dead - you killed me. And I gotta say, not cool, man. ”
  • “ Don’t give a newbie a bazooka and then be surprised when she blows shit up. ”
  • “ If the readings are right, he may be the most powerful mutant that we’ve ever encountered. ”
  • “ Why are all the hots ones so crazy? ”
  • “ Do you wanna be my girlfriend? ”
  • “ Careful. I bite. ”
  • “ Please keep talking, so we can pretend that our problems are all in our heads. ”
  • “ I like you. You’ve got what the kids these days call moxie. ”
  • “ All I’m saying is, what if your problems aren’t in your head. What if they aren’t even problems? ”
  • “ Something new needs to happen - soon. ”
  • “ On the plus side I’ve mastered eating with a spoon. ”
  • “ And honestly, all I really need is your body. And your mind? Well, I could give a shit about your mind. ”
  • “ Look, I know you’re just trying to help, but this just doesn’t for some reason feel real. ”
  • “ My whole life is a lie. I just need to know—who am I? ”
  • “ It wears a human face. Be careful, he wears a human face. ”
  • “ He doesn’t seem fragile, not since he came back. ”
  • “ We can’t lose him. ”
  • “ Who teaches us to be normal when we’re one of a kind? ”
  • “ It’ll be fun. Kick some ass. Save the girl. Get a snack. ”
  • “ I think I know what I am. ”
  • “ I’m the magic man. ”
  • “ I met your husband. He was a beat poet? ”
  • “ Monster as metaphor: I like it, but wrong. ”
  • “ Because we’re at war, and we’re losing. ”
  • “ It’s sweet, really. They think they can save you. ”
  • “ What are you doing, kid? You think you’re safe here? With these clowns? ”
  • “ Why are you doing this? You’re supposed to be my friend. ”
  • “ Could you, maybe, not break everything this time? ”
  • “ I’m not gonna promise that. ”
  • “ We’re having a romance of the mind. ”
  • “ ____, I think I killed your friend. I’m so sorry. ”
  • “ We could give God a run for his money, right? ”
  • “ I knew your father, did you know that? Your real father. ”
  • “ He makes me laugh, and I keep him safe. ”
  • “ I was sick. But I’m not sick anymore. ”
  • “ Who are we if not the stories we tell ourselves? ”
  • “ ____. You’re freaking out. Stop it. ”
  • “ I needed you and you left me. ”
  • “ What is the point of life? All of you running around trying to what? Be happy? Fulfilled? You tell me. ”
  • “ I came back for you, I love you. ”
FMK with Kim and trini
  • Kim: Scarlett Johansson.
  • Trini: fuck. Wouldn't marry her.
  • Kim: really?
  • Trini: yeah. Especially after she butchered ghost in the shell. But she's still hot.
  • Kim: hmmm.
  • Trini: Camila cabello.
  • Kim: marry. Definitely marry.
  • Trini: seriously? She seems kind of high maintenance.
  • Kim: yeah but she also seems like she's good with kids. Also she has a really nice ass. Also she's Cuban and they have fiery passions. So you know the sex is gonna be awesome.
  • -trini and Kim both laugh-
  • Kim: Lauren jauregui.
  • - trini and Kim both smile at each other.
  • Together: fuck. - as they both giggle -
  • Trini: but even better. Lauren jauregui and Camila cabello.
  • Kim: oooh I got one. Becky G.
  • Trini: eh...she's ok I guess.
  • Kim: but would you fuck marry or kill her?
  • Trini: I dunno. I never thought about's one for you. Naomi Scott.
  • Kim: that British chick in the new voltron movie? I guess fuck. I dunno if I'd marry her. I wouldn't want to move to England and away from my family. Oh I got one. Austin Mahone.
  • -both Kim and trini look disgusted-
  • Both: ewwwww!
  • Trini: gross! Definitely gross!
  • - the both burst into laughter-
  • Trini: ok well...I got a serious one. Trini.
  • Kim: - pretends to be in deep thought- hmm...two out of three.
  • Trini: oh really now. Which ones would those be?
  • Kim: well...we've already done it. Multiple times.
  • I'd definitely marry you one day.
  • Trini: - smiles dreamily- really?
  • Kim: of course. You're my woman.
  • Trini: awww - she passionately kisses Kimberly- wait you said both. So you wouldn't kill me?
  • Kim: only if you don't delete my super girl episodes from the dvr.
  • -they both end up giggling and kissing each other-
  • Kim: how about me?
  • Trini: hmmm....-smiles jokingly- kill. You're always eating my last pop tart. 😜
Dating S.Coups would include:

Originally posted by letmebangteen

Choi Seungcheol

-a complete fool for you

-grants your every wish, even if he has to cross the oceans for it

-sometimes he gets you stuff you didn’t even tell him about, he just kinda knew

-and you’re just like

-……what kind of sorcery

-loves to show you off

-yet gets jealous/defensive when other men start checking you out

-“Y/N’s bod is so hot. Like she is BANGIN y'all. Look at her. I’m so lucky.”

-“Yeah, Y/N is really pre-”


-yeah he’s just the jealous type

-but you find it endearing

-such a great person with kids

-LOVES to visit your younger siblings/cousins because he could play with them for hours

-and you just love to watch him be a model father

-he’ll wrestle around with them all day, then watch a movie with some snacks

-and halfway through the ants on a log you made them you look over to find the kids passed out on papa coups’s chest

-and he’s snoring as well

-but he’s a different kind of daddy when you two get to be alone 😏😏

-them thighs……. how could he not be incredible in bed

-the boy got buns too let us not forget

-he thicc

-he loves when you praise his body because he always felt kinda insecure about his shape and his looks

-and that’s just a major confidence booster for him

-sharing with Jeonghan

-literally 24/7

-“Let’s go see the new Marvel movie, babe”

-“But me and Hannie are having a coffee date this afternoon”

-“I can’t believe you’re cheating on me like this”

-“But jagi-”


-a very big “It’s About the Journey, Not the Destination” type of person

-lots of road trips

-takes you to random truck stops and touristy photo ops like the World’s Biggest Ball of Yarn™

-because “there’s so much to see out there, jagi. We can’t afford to leave out the details”

-he knows how much you love music so he lets you pick

-you play tons of Nicki and he just watches in awe as you go tf off while rapping along in the middle of driving down a busy interstate

-but when svt songs come on you just sing really badly until he begs for you to stop

-but he secretly loves the fact that you know all the lyrics

-ice cream out of the tub HGTV marathon on a Saturday evening type of guy

-loves to stay in with you

-because he’s not huge on skinship in public

-but when he stays in with you, he loves to snuggle up to you with all the pillows and blankets in the house covering you both

-L O V E S to hug you

-it’s like his favorite pastime

-he’ll just wrap his arms around you real tight and bury his head in your neck

-and whisper what he loves most about you

-kissing isn’t everything to him, but he definitely likes doing it

-you hate to use a stupid anime trope, but his lips really do feel like petals

-they’re so s o f t

-and the way he holds you when he kisses you makes you feel like you’re in a kdrama

-he straight up whisks you off your feet or dips you before brushing your hair from your face and staring into your eyes

-just to give you a lil peck

-his number one favorite thing is torturing you with his looks on stage

-he always finds you in the crowd and refuses to take his eyes off of you while he does…… all of that

-you know what I’m talking about

-the tongue

-the lip biting

-the million dollar smiles

-the smirks

-E N O U G H

-but then he meets you after the show and acts all innocent

-“You look so beautiful today, Y/N. Thanks for coming to the show”

-“Don’t think you’re being sly, coups. I just hope you saved some energy up for when we get home”

-and then he becomes the human embodiment of the “😳” emoji

-and then you’re just like

-“You’re gonna need the energy to clean the house when you get home since you left me alone there all day”


-“Too late, pretty boy”

-in summation: Papa Coups would be an ideal bf who’s always acting a fool, but he’s your fool

The Newest Ackles

Part 2 of Welcome to the Family

Relationship: Jensen X Daughter!Reader, Danneel X Daughter!Reader

Words: 2,232

Summary: The Reader is having a difficult time adjusting to her new way of life. But a challenge is nothing if not exciting!

Warnings: being the new kid at school, bullying (if you squint), lots and lots of fluff

Tagging: @winchesters-favorite-girl @deathtonormalcy56 @sis-tafics @straightasdeanwinchester @infamati–et–obliterati @girl-with-a-fandom-fettish @alexandriajanae4 @27bmm @missdestiel67 @sumara62

A/N: I was going to wait to post this but I’m impatient sometimes lol. Plus I really liked the way this turned out. There will not be another part to this, in case anyone was wondering. Enjoy!

Read part 1 here - Welcome to the Family

Originally posted by humans-are-so-overrated-moved

The window was cool against the side of your head, a nice reprieve from the oppressive heat of Texas. Even after spending the entire summer in the Lone Star state, you still hadn’t quite adjusted to the temperature of your new home.

You scowled as the sunlight hit your eyes again; no matter which way you sat in your seat, you could never seem to completely block the harsh rays pouring into the car.

“What are you thinking about, kiddo?”

With a sigh, you turned to face Danneel – no, your mom.

God, you were never going to get used to that, were you?

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Ok but Percy Jackson isn’t just cute or even just hot he’s ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE BECAUSE OF HIS PERSONALITY like he’s relatable to the readers and he’s not disturbing with millions of sex jokes and he respects Annabeth and gives her credit for how badass she is and admits his faults and ACTUALLY TRIES TO IMPROVE THEM and he loves his mom and he’s just so respectful??? Like???

Vampire Slaying

Pairing/Characters: Dean Winchester x BAMF!Hunter!Reader, Sam Winchester, Bobby Singer (mentioned).

Word count: 5340 (yeah).

Summary: The boys need help to wrap up a case and randomly call Y/N. The thing is she and Dean already know eachother.

Warnings: Smut, (please practice safe sex at home kids!), cuss words, violence, killing (typical SPN stuff), drinking and driving and probably some other stuff that I cannot remember now, oh yeah, the character might be a bit outta character, it’s crack just go with it.

A/N: This is my entry for Jess ( @trexrambling)& Lee’s( @wheresthekillswitch) Crack Challenge. 

  • My prompt: Just because you’re tall doesn’t mean I can’t rock climb.

So, I’ve been dealing with this fic for the past month or so and I still feel is not good, It’s been a while since I written something this long and cracky, so I would like to apologize before hand for what you’re about to read! I wanna thank Harley @docharleythegeekqueen for the reading over and amazing words of encouragement!! Unbetad so I bet there’s lots of mistakes.

I forgot to add, the readr is a really short girl, like 5′ (5′1″ maybe) someone I could make fun of, like my sister @nadiandreu7 jajajaj

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Vampire Slaying

Dean’s been eyeing her since the moment she walked through those doors. Five inch heels, reverberated inside his ears with every step she took up till she sat down at the bar. Legs crossed, feet not touching the ground, dismissing every pathetic attempt of approach by every guy that dared get close to her.

 Finally he stands, normally he’d let that type of woman just walk by him but that night he was up for a challenge.  He hadn’t decided what line to use or what to say, he just leaned on the bar by her side. “I saw you decline every guy that came up to you…”

 He could see her annoyance in her feature even before she could see him. And the moment her eyes met his, something in her face changed, she licked her lips and cocked an eyebrow at him, expectantly.

 So, what are you looking for?” His other arm went around the back of her barstool.

 She shrugged; her beautiful smokey eyes went down to his feet and slowly moved up, lingering on strategic places before stopping on his lips.

“The name’s Dean.” Courtesies first he extended his hand to her.

“Y/N.” She shook it. Little hand looked even tinier in his and the wheels on his mind started turning. He bet she could make everything look bigger!

Less than an hour and a few drinks later she’s leaning against Dean’s side, knees touching, and he got closer to her than anyone in that bar could have ever dreamed of as he whispered into her ear.  “Wanna get out of here?” He breathed out the words, purposely; the smell of her was intoxicating, something fruity mixed with something very similar to gunpowder. He grinned when she shivered and goosebumps appeared on the exposed skin on her neck.

“I thought you’d never ask.” It was her turn to whisper into his ear. “I have a room nearby.”  When he growled in response she jumped off the barstool, leading the way outside.

Once the cold breeze hit them, Dean couldn’t help but pick her up from under her arms and placed her against the wall at his height.

“Hey!” Was all she said before he placed a soft kiss on her lips, testing the waters before she opened her mouth and allowed him to become a little rougher.

Five minute drive to her motel room, located right across the road from the one he and Sam were staying in. She pulled his face down from the collar of his leather jacket in the parking lot, surprising him, clashing her red lips to his and walking him backwards until his back hit the hard door. She manhandled him, pushed him aside to open the door but tugging him by the wrist to stay exactly where she wanted with a firm “Stay!” command and Dean loved it!

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anonymous asked:

Hello , do you have any headcannons on waking up in the hospital after your baby was born with the Batboys. I mean, the baby is all clean and nice in the nursery or in your room and when mothers wake up they can be either fine, or not wake up for like 7 hours or all dopey because they got anestesia. So the couple goes with them and sooths her or laugh or ...? Any hcs ?

A/N: This just turned into a bunch of birth hcs but I liked it so I kept it anyway.


- You know how in TV shows and movies women look flawless even after giving birth. Yeah, that’s this ho. 

- Her birth went fairly quickly and the baby was completely normal. But after the baby was born the baby was the fussiest kid ever. It cried almost non stop and as soon as the kid was calm and asleep and the new parents were about to fall asleep as well, the baby woke up and the cycle started again. While she came out of birth flawless, by the time she was discharged she looked like a hot mess. 


- She demands an epidural because she isn’t about to put herself through unnecessary pain. 

- She was in labor for a cruel amount of time so combined with the extreme lack of sleep, the drugs, and you know giving birth, she was a hot mess when all was said and done. Jason still thought she was the sexiest woman he’s ever seen.

She was awake for a little while after the birth due to the adrenaline but as soon as the dust settled and it was just her and Jason again she was out like a log. 


- As soon as she wakes up after giving birth (after seeing their child of course) she demands a pot of coffee. She swore off caffeine for nine months while she was carrying their child and she wasn’t about to go a moment longer. 

- When the family comes in to meet the latest addition, she is found holding the baby in one arm and holding a cup of coffee in the other. 


- She is the epitome of a female warrior. She has a natural birth and was fairly colorful with the shouts and insults she threw at the man who put her in this position. 

- As soon as the baby was in her arms her ferocity and anger melted away and she immediately fell in love with their child. When Damian held his child for the first time, he was a goner. He would do anything to make sure his s/o and their child were safe and protected for the rest of their lives.  


- They had a birthing plan in place and everything was meticulously planned … yeah fuck that. The baby decided to come in the middle of a historic blizzard and she had to give birth at the manor. 

- Luckily Alfred has a lot of medical training and their doctor was able to guide the birth over the phone but it was still a bit of a terrifying experience for her. Still, it was comforting to give birth in her own home.

- The baby came out loud and healthy and as soon as the storm passed you and the baby were taken to the hospital just in case. 

In the aftermath of yesterday’s clip, here is a short fic of Yousana in the future (let’s say in 2 years). They’re happy and together. Sana just finished an exam and Yousef is waiting for her (so I guess this is for @smoothyousef and @nothesc who recently had exams of their own). Hope you like it!


Sana comes out of the room, relieved to be done with her exams for the first semester. She had been taking exams for a week and a half now and was exhausted. She was really looking forward to the winter break, to finally get some rest.

As she is leaving the building, she turns her phone back on to find that she has received several messages from the girls wishing her luck, asking her if the exam went well and wondering is she was free to hang out tonight to celebrate the break. She really misses seeing these girls everyday, even if they are constantly keeping in touch thanks to the group chat. Thankfully, they are all studying in Oslo which made things easier whenever they have the opportunity to see each other.

She replies to them quickly and as she is pressing « send » she hears a voice saying :

“- Hey! Have you seen my girlfriend? She’s wearing black and she.. ”

Without missing a beat or raising her head, Sana replies :

“-No sorry, I didn’t really pay attention to the others during the exam.”

She keeps on walking and hears : 

“- Are you sure? Because I’m sure she just took an exam here !

-Ask someone else, sorry.”

She keeps on walking, a satisfied smile starting to appear on her face. She starts counting in her head wondering how long it will take him to react. 

1,2,3…She hears him letting out an exasperated sigh mixed with a laugh 

4,5,6,7… She types “A guy is trying to flirt with me in front of the school. What a weirdo”. And presses send. She hears that laugh again as her phone indicates that he has read the text.

8,9, 10,11,12… She hears footsteps behind her as she reaches the bench she’s been walking towards. 

13,14,15…She sits down, still not looking up from her phone 

16,17,18…He arrives in front of her.

“- Happy with yourself?” 

She raises her head with a little laugh to look up at Yousef, whose facial expression seems to hesitate between fondness and amusement, and replies :

“- Indeed, I am.

- I honestly thought for a second that you didn’t recognize my voice. Which ruined my joke. 

- "Have you seen my girlfriend?” What kind of a joke is that? 

- The kind you like because I’m the one doing it. 

- Pff, as if !

- You love my humour, you really do. 

- You’re blocking the sun and ,that, is something I know I don’t like 

- Oh sorry, I forgot you needed to perfect your tan!” 

Sana laughs. It’s really a wonder how this boy can make her smile and laugh and feel giddy by saying stupid things like that. He can truly be hilarious at time (not that she would ever tell him how she sometimes gets into a fit of laughter late at night when they are conversing by texts, so much so that she has to hide her face in her pillow to avoid waking her parents and Elias up). 

« - You have permission to sit down next to me 

- Oh I have permission? What an honour! I’m flattered. 

- You must be feeling so lucky right now .

- I do »

His voice has lost the tone of banter, becoming soft and full of love. The affection pouring through those tiny words makes Sana blush. 

Instead of sitting down next to her, he asks :

“- How about we go to a café instead of just sitting here in the cold? This way you can tell me all about how amazing you were at that exam while we drink a hot chocolate. I need to warm up after waiting for you in the cold. 

- You’re right. It’s probably better if you don’t catch a cold seeing that you work with kid and all, you don’t want to make them sick!

- You’re more worried about their health than mine ? Ok. Nice.

- And I don’t even like kids so that tells you a lot about how I feel about you.

- Shut up, you love me.

- Hm, do I ?

- You do.

- Do I, really ?”

She stands up and says :

“- I guess that if I do love you we should go to a café, to make you happy or something.

- So you’re saying you love me ?

- I will make no declarations in public on that matter.

- Not that you do many declarations in private either.”

At that, she bites her lips. She knows that she isn’t really affectionate with him. Not as much as she would like to be. Teasing him is so much more easier than pouring her heart out, even if her hearts sings everytime he’s near her. She wishes she could tell him that everyday, but she often struggles to let it out.

Sensing her hesitation, Yousef takes her hand and adds  with a soft voice:

- And I wouldn’t have it any other way .

She smiles at him and they start walking down the street. After a few steps, she says :

- I thought soulmates didn’t need to talk to know each others’ feelings anyway?

He stops walking abruptly which causes her to stumble on her feet.

« -Sana you can’t say things like that to me, in the middle of the street !

- Will you stop being dramatic please ? We have a café to go to.

- You said « soulmates ».

- No, you said « soulmates », remember ? You were the first one to say it and it wasn’t even to me.

- Whatever, you repeated it!

- Will you stop ?

- Nope

Sana laughs again and tugs on his hand to make him start walking again.

« - I want my hot chocolate now, come on !

- Oh now, she wants her cocolate ! Well, diva much ?

- Shut up, you love it »

They keep on bantering for the rest of the walk down to their favorite café. After ordering, they sit down in front of each other at a table in a corner. They stay silent for a few seconds, looking into each other eyes.

After a while, Yousef asks :

- So, how brilliantly did you do ?

-Well, I don’t know if it was « brilliant »…

- I bet it was.

- Do not interrupt me.

- Sorry, just had to tell the truth.

- Yousef…

- I know, I know, we have to wait for the results !

- That’s right.

- So how did you do ?

She knows she just told him to wait for the results before saying whether or not she did well but she can’t help but smile when she thinks about the exams she just took. She really think she did well.

“- Hm quite well, I think. Remember I told you it was two different exercices ?

- Sana, I have been working on this with you for the past month or so, of course I remember !

- It was a way of introducing what I was going to say, I knew you knew.

- “I knew you knew” !

- Yousef ! I’m trying to answer your question here !”

Oh how she loves this. Talking nonsense with him, laughing with him, being with him. She knows that in the and, and whenever she needs him to, he will listen and he will ask questions and he will care. He will always support her and encourage her. But he will also never let an opportunity to tease her and/or make her laugh pass. She starts again :

“- So the first part was quite easy. It was really similar to one of the exercises I did in preparation which was helpful although it was a slightly different subject but that made it really interesting. I was dreading the second part because I didn’t do as well as I would’ve liked in my mock exam. But I was able to write 4 pages and include some of the examples I researched on the side as well as some from that lecture I attended two months ago. So I think all the content is right and interesting. I just hope that my teacher approves of my conclusion because that really matters.

- I knew you would do well but it’s really nice to hear you say that. What conclusion did you write ?”

They keep on talking about science and theories for a while. Yousef has spent so many hours helping her study that he knows a great deal about her subjects now. She can rarely speaks about how passionate she is about science and biology with her fiends. But with Yousef, she can talk about anything and she knows he will be interested. It never cease to warm her heart . To return the favor, she asks him about his day  at the children center.

He starts telling her the story of this boy who tried to eat tree bark because he thought he was an elf and how he (Yousef) had to stop him (the little boy) from degrading the tree and hurting himself as well as explaining him (the little boy) why he couldn’t eat tree bark. He also told her that he had received confirmation that his application for specialized educator had been received. By the formation center. He was trying to become a teacher assistant for kids with special needs. When he first told her that he was working in a children center a few years ago, she thought he was only doing it for the money and to be busy. But he is truly passionate about kids and education. He can go on and on about the educational system in Norway and the different organizations he would like to work with.

She wants to heal bodies, he wants to educate minds.

She wants to cure, he wants to teach.

She is passionate about science, he is passionate about education.

She is passionate about understanding and discovering, he is passionate about explaining and teaching.

She is passionate about him, he is equally passionate about her.

“I guess that’s what being soulmates means after all.” thinks Sana

I have never met a woman with more of  a thing for Gerard Way than my grandmother. I got her into all the bands in like 2009 when I was fourteen but Gerard has seemed to pique her interest the most ever since.

An actual quote from her about Gerard:


Upon first hearing MCR:

“ooh, this is better than, crap, what do the kids listen to now days? Rap. This is better than rap.”

There are many more things she’s said. It gets even deeper than that. She knows the words to pretty much all of their songs and a lot Fall Out Boy’s and Panic!’s, thinks Ryden most likely is real. (And frerard. She actually said “I think those two have taken vows.” out loud to me.) She has watched so many interviews and behind the scenes things that she can match me with referencing interviews and stuff.

I got this woman a throw pillow with Gerard on it a couple years ago for her birthday so that should tell you something.

I am not making this crap up.

She has also said:

“At first I thought Pete Wentz was odd looking but he’s the type that grows on you and he’s just a really good looking man.”

(About Ryden) “Don’t make fun of them. They’re boyfriends. They are having fun.”

(About Pete hanging all over Patrick pre hiatus) “Are you sure they don’t have something going on? Look at him hang all over him.”

“Frank Iero has a sexy voice. It’s very relaxing.”

I don’t know why I made a long post about this. I just thought someone might find it funny.

Coming Out - Peter Parker x Reader

I asked if you guys wanted some spiderman stuff and @fuckkoffcourtney requested this! I did change it a little with less questioning because I have something important to say and this seems like the perfect chance. I am Bisexual. I have never officially come out before at all but towards the end of my high school years I began to make a few more jokes about it and I was questioned as to what my orientation was and I am very relaxed about it. I am already a very open person but I have always been a little apprehensive to fully out myself as identifying as Bi and I feel now, with you guys at least, I feel very relaxed about it. I wrote this fic kind of based on what I believe it would feel like to come out to these guys like I am coming out to you and how I would believe it to be a very relaxed environment - I hope this is okay and i know this isn’t the case for everyone but this is kind of my imaginary but real coming out. Yay for pride ❤️

anyway, Bucky’s little joke is something I saw on pinterest so i take no credit, also for the purpose of Tony’s comment both Peter and Reader are over 18 - so it isn’t creepy and without further rambling, here you go… Requests are open!


Originally posted by tomhollandisdaddy

To say it had been playing on your mind was an understatement. You had known and kept it to yourself for years and years never really knowing how to come out with it. How to come out literally. You had been comfortable keeping it to yourself for a while, it was a big deal but at the same time you were who you were and whether or not they knew didn’t make you any different and it never would but now, after dating Peter for just over a year you were beginning to debate if you should tell him. Only one other person knew and that was Bruce. You trusted him and he had guessed one day after a comment you had made but you didn’t mind him knowing and it was that feeling of normality that made you debate coming out.
Despite Peter being your first and only relationship you knew you were bi and there was no denying it. Hell, you had even, not in any way against Peter, checked out Natasha on more than one occasion. But telling him might change everything. You loved him, more than you could possibly say and you were almost sure that he would never change the way the he looked at you but there was always that little part of you that wondered if he would. If he would decided that he didn’t like that about you and suddenly leave and it scared you, you were still the exact same person but maybe he would feel like it was you lying to him.
“Are you okay?” the very boy you were thinking abouts voice broke your silence. His hand brushed over your shoulder lightly as he came into the kitchen from the gym, he had finally accepted Tony’s offer and was now training with the team almost every day, but that meant that you were around him a lot more which you would never normally mind until you had made the rough and loose decision to come out to him, and the others while you were at it.
You turned your head a little to smile up at him, going to reassure him and say you were fine when you say the others - all the others, come in behind him. For once they were all in the same room and it was your first chance in a long time and maybe even now your only chance. You had to do it for yourself. “No, actually. I have to talk to you guys.” you called out to them all and getting their attention.
“Wait, what’s wrong?” Peter instantly got worried and it was adorable how much he stressed over you, his innocent sweet face all frowny and his chocolate eyes that you loved so much drowned in worry and questions,
“Nothing is wrong, I just have something I need to get out.” you smiled a little and pecked his cheek lightly, hoping that after your announcement his sweet ways would never change.  Your hands clasped together before you as your nerves grew. These people were your friends, there was no changing that - they would never judge surely. “so…” you started, never realising how intimidating  their looks were even when they didn’t mean them to be. “So, this changes nothing I have to say that now, I have always been like this I just didn’t tell you guys, but yeah. I’m Bi.”
“Knew it.” Natasha smirked and walked to grab a drink for the table from behind you but as  she passed Clint he almost discreetly passed her a $50.
“That’s kinda hot.” Tony smirked, “Keep that one close, kid.” You just looked at them a little dumbfounded.
“I mean, I obviously knew.” Wanda laughed a little and sat herself on the counter behind you patting your shoulder lightly as she went past. Natasha and Clint had been betting, Tony was being his usual slightly creepy self but in a joking way, Wanda had probably known the whole time and that just left three very confused men and one smirking idiot standing before you. Steve and Bucky didn’t look uncomfortable but a little confused,
“Bi as in guys, and dolls?” Bucky asked carefully and you got a little nervous,
“Yes, exactly like that.” Sam laughed, “how long you known?” he laughed coming and hugging you lightly,
“A few years. I think Natasha helped me figure it out,” you admitted a little quieter and blushed furiously,
“Yeah, I thought so too.” She laughed from behind you and you could barely look up at her, pulling at the hem of your shirt and looking down, “It’s just who I am.”
“Okay.” Steve finally spoke up, a small smile on his face, “that works.” Instantly you smiled breathing a long sigh of relief,
“So does that mean that whenever you’re single you’re on ‘standbi’?” Bucky joked and was obviously very amused at his comment as he laughed hilariously and you smiled happily, shaking your head at his awful pun.
“She won’t be single for a long time if I can help it.” At last Peter spoke up. You had almost forgotten that he hadn’t said anything yet but you smiled, he was stood smiling at you, no, beaming at you. “you’re still (y/n), you’re still the girl I have been dating for a year and a half, you’re still you and I’m still in love with you.” You hadn’t said that to each other infant of others before, you didn’t think that he was ready to admit it to everyone but obviously, you were so, so wrong about it. “You’re my girlfriend, You have always been like this and so that means nothing has changed so why should anything now.” he smiled and walked over to you, pulling you into him as the others dispersed a little but still stayed close enough to hear, Peter placed a sweet kiss on your forehead, “as log as Natasha or any other girl for that matter decides to steal you away its fine. I mean, a guy I can kick out, a girl - unless Its Nat, I can’t.”
“Like to see you try, kid.” You heard Nat call from the next room making you both laugh.
“But Tony was right, it is a little hot.” He mumbled much quieter as he leaned in for a kiss.

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Week Two

A/N: Welcome to week two where I still don’t know what I’m doing! 

Dean x Reader

Monster by @torn-and-frayed (angst)

Fuuuuuckkk. That was… that was not what I expected at all! The ending literally just blindsided me and ripped me apart. I don’t like the feels that you made me feel! You have a heart steph?! ….this is almsot as bad as burning Baby…..

Another Reason To Hate Witches by @winchester-writes (angst)

I promise you I didn’t need another reason to hate witches! But alas you gave me one any and ripped my heart out in the process. This just broke me, no closure was given! It hurt so good.

Bunker Bunnies by @bcr36  (fluff)

This was so cute and I loved it sooo much! I would totally do this with the boys! I also loooved the surprise that Dean give the reader! It made my heart swell! I need my own Dean!

Freckles by @senselesssamii (fluff)

This was adorable! I love Daddy!Dean and could read this 10 times over. I also like how she had known Dean almost their entire lives and how his freckles kept multiplying! 

Cherry Pie by @emilywritesaboutdean (fluff)

All the pie! I love that the reader was able to kick ass on her own and didn’t need Dean to come save her! She aint no damsel in distress! Which also makes her the perfect match for Dean.

The End Of Time by @impala-dreamer (angst)

Noooooo. Why you gotta do this? Why you gotta make me feel this way! Why Beka? WHY? My poor little bean! And to smush baby like that… just cruel! WHY.

The Start Of An Apple Pie Life by @deanssweetcherrypie (fluff)

This was so sweet and fluffy! Reading this first thing in the morning was a great start to the day! Great job on this, I’d love to see more fluff from you!

Love Hurts by @thegreatficmaster (angstss)

This shouldn’t have hurt me as much as it did! Like I AM A DEAN GIRL! … but but but Sammy, poor alone Sammy. I don’t know how to feel anymore. I feel like everyone is trying to turn my into a Sam girl recently…..

Fast Cars And Freedom by @atc74 (fluff)

AWWWWW. Omg this is what I needed in a week full of angstiness! This was adorable and the ending was possibly the cutest thing ever! #I need a dean in my life

Wake Up Sweetheart by @jensen-jarpad  (fluff)

Look I sleep naked and I would 100% be ok with this happening. I also hate the mornings and I love tp sleep but I’d be ok with Dean waking me up!

I Am The Passenger by @deandoesthingstome (no pairing)

This was beautiful! You described everything so well! This is essentially 1126 words of pure poetry! It just flowed from one word to the next, never breaking. Amazing job!

Sam x Reader

Betrayed by @percywinchester27 (flangst)

Well wasn’t that just all kids of emotional! It was angst and it was fluff! I’m glad she see’s Mary in full light and not just blindly loveing her becasue she is the boys mother!

Enjoying The Show by @jpadjackles (Smuty threesome)

Hell yes I enjoyed the show! Holy shit B! That was so hot. Like I don’t even have the words to describe it hot. All I can think right now is to just beg you for more!!

Busted by @impala-dreamer (fluffskies)

Honorable little Sammy and drunk little Y/N. Im truly a sucker for a damsel in distress, even if the distress is just a wasted Y/N. I also found myself rooting for Y/N to keep it down!

Love And War by @idreamofhazel (all the GD ANGST)

HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME! TO SAM! TO DEAN! Why hazel, why you gotta do this! Oh boy. Yeah you can blame me because it was my murder challenge buy wow did you take it and run.

Flip Over by @impala-dreamer (smut)

My neck hurts too Sam! You can just come on over anytime you want! No seriously… I’m not kidding. Ugh this was just so great! PS I’ll massage you back Sam ;)

Unsung Heroes by @idreamofhazel

Lindsee! Every time I read anything you write I feel like I’m reading a true piece of art! It’s like poetry! Music to the eyes! Was that a dumb saying? It probably was. This was truly beautiful!

Cas x Reader

Stress Relief by @pinknerdpanda (fluff)

This was so cute! I wish Cas could just pop in and fix me up when I’m hurt! Also, I really love the line at the end! With the wink! *swoon*

Jensen x Reader

Ideal by @dancingalone21 (fluff)

Someone make a bet with me so I can lose it! If this will be the result I WILL WEAR THAT SHIRT. PS I love how this drabble turned into a one shot!

You Love It by @bringmesomepie56 (fluff)

I do love it! This was so cute and so fluffy! Also featuring one of my favorite songs! I belt out Bohemian Rhapsody very frequently and if Jensen were to randomly pop in while it was doing it, I wouldn’t mind ;)

That One Dreadful Call by @winchester-writes (angstiness)

I just want to help but I don’t know how to help! My poor Jensen! I’m really gonna need a part two here! I will beg…

Aldo The Teddy Bear by @seeingsupernatural  (ANGST)

WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL US ALL! Omg my poor heart! This stuck with me for the rest of the day, trying to come up with a way to make Jensen feel better!

Jared x Reader

Welcome Back. by @crowleysplaythings (angst)

I keep scrolling down for more! There’s not more! Why is there not more!? I need to know! I ususally dont put series in my fic rec but I just had too! Can’t wait to read the next parts!

There’s No Place Like Home (4)

Avengers x Reader x Bucky


Summary: What happens when a fictional world comes to life? Drama ensues.


Warnings: nada


Word Count: 400+

Part 1 Part 2

Originally posted by howdoyourespond

All eyes were on her.

As Mr. Hollywood–Bucky, explained her situation, the team would not stop staring at her. She swallows hard, rubbing her sweaty palms against the sides of her jeans. She could feel the sweat lining her forehead and she felt like she was going to puke.

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