like my dad was listening to it omg

baby daddy! taehyung

Originally posted by lacuna-matata

  •  okay so like i was gonna work on my prince!taehyung oneshot but i kept thinking about tae being a dad and i just got so emo and here are my ramblings
  • let me just start off saying that tae would be like the best husband in the entire world like he’d love and care for you with his entire being 
  • he’d spoon hug you at night time and hold your hand  and whisper how much he loves you in that deep voice by your ear until u fall into a deep sleep while being caressed in his arms 
  • hes like that kind of guy who would just love to wake you up in the moring tho 
  • and your like 
  • tae
  • no 
  • its like 7:30 wyd 
  • and he’s just like the sunshine himself like he shines so bright in the morning and literally he wants to get up early bc he wants to cherish every moment of you being beside him 
  • jfdklsfjlksdfjls and like!!!!! you’d complain bc like…..ur not the moring type yah know sleep is gr8 and he’d ultimately win bc he has this puppy face and would take ur hands and play with them and swing them to wake you up 
  • he’s basically a grown child 
  • okAY and so like why do i not see him being the type to romanticize the whole doing the ‘boom-boom’ 
  • i feel like he’d be the type to just like rush into it like ‘bAbE I WANT kIDS liKE ASAP’ 
  • but then again he wouldn’t rush you or pressure you or anything he’d wait for you 
  • and like one night you did it ok you did the boom-boom alright and like it was great obvs 
  • ill let u be dirty by yourselves im not going to go into that rn this is a fluff post 
  • quench ur thirst elsewhere 
  • anywhoo a few weeks pass and like you are getting that morning sickness yeah? I mean i never been preggers but im going off basic knowledge?? 
  • so okay like you wake up in the middle of the night like 3 in the morning and like tae wakes up of course and you are like in the bathroom spilling your guts out and at first ur like super confused and tae is worried as hell
  • but then his eyes just light up out of no where and ur like ??? 
  • “ARE YOU PREGNANT”??? like the question just busts out of him like a popped balloon ok he’s like half excited and half anxious and worried for you and he starts pacing the bathroom 
  • and ur like babe??? calm down idk if im pregnant ok i might just be sick?? 
  • and he looks at you and gets on his knees alright and looks you in the eyes and he just like “im going to walmart” and ur like 
  • wAIT 
  • that boy is already out the door with his pajamas still on ok like he gives zero fucks like he needs to know noW 
  • he slams that pregnancy test on the conveyor belt and he’s legit jumping up and down bc he wants to get back to his wiFE 
  • and the cashier lady is tired asf and like “whats dis mofo doing here kjdsklgjls” and then she smiles and says “good luck~” 
  • sO tae gets back home ok and he hands u the thing and ur like alright alrigHT 
  • and that boy will not leave ur side ok u better know it and ur like tae??? ummmmm can i please pee on this thing in peace thx 
  • and hes like oh shit sorry 
  • so u pee on the stick and guess whattttt 
  • ur preggers 
  • u kinda just exit the bathroom with a sly smile on your face
  • and tae has bulging eyes waiting for a response 
  • “im pregnant” 
  • you better bet your sweet little ass he’s gonna be all over you he’s gonna be swinging u around and kissing your face and crying 
  • and seeing him crying makes u cry and next thing you know the next morning your letting the fam know
  • everyone is just like congrats!!!!!
  • and now comes the nine months where tae is legit your body gaurd like he is so protective 
  • he was protective to begin with but now its like he took some super dad power pills and he is always attached to u like everywhere you look tae is there like a leech attached to your back 
  • hed be feeding you breakfast every morning and go throughout your day eating healthy meals 
  • gotta make sure that baby is nourished!!!!!!
  • im crying ok omg breAK 
  • back ok liSTEN 
  • you would get that baby bump and he’d rub your belly all the time and he’d jump out of his skin when the baby moves or kicks and he’s just “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 
  • and your lauging and he wants to cry again bc he is so in awe like ?? thats his baby moving around in there 
  • and he’d want to sing to the baby all the time like 
  • youd be lying in bed and hed start singing little nursery rhymes and your heart just swells and the baby can detect that sort of thing??? and it starts to move around around and you tell tae that the baby likes his singing and that makes him do it even more often
  • also not to mention being pregnant is effing painful so he’d always be there to rub your aching back and give you butterfly kisses all the time to ease your pain
  • okay and then you go and u find out the sex of your baby and like you think its gonna be a boy but tae thinks its gonna be a girl idk why i just feel like tae would want a girl 
  • so u go and you find out that it’s a girl!!!!!!!!! and tae won’t leave u alone abt how he was right 
  • and u decide on a name and no doubt its cute ofc 
  • okay so your whole pregnancy goes like this and so then 
  • ur water breaks 
  • oh shit amiright 
  • tae freaks the fuck out but like not as much as you were 
  • like your in pain and hoLY FuCK they baby iS coMING nOW 
  • and yout screaming and tae is trying to be calm but he’s runnning around and trying to get you into the car and he’s freaking out while driving like 
  • he’s like speeding down the highway to get to the hospital ok 
  • this boy has got zero chill 
  • he half carries you into the hospital and everything happens to fast
  • hes sitting beside you holding your hand tight as your screaming your lungs out giving birth 
  • and tae is half-way feeling guilty that you’re going through this pain 
  • but fAST foRWARD and your healthy baby girl is born!!!! 
  • and like at first tae was about to bounce on the doctors like he wants his kid now but they had to go clean her up 
  • and when they finish tae holds her little body in his arms and he’s crying 
  • “look at her” 
  • “she’s so beautiful” 
  • “it’s my baby” 
  • he looks at you then with tears gleaming in his eyes 
  • and he brings her over to you and your holding her and you can’t believe you did it 
  • as ur baby girl grows up like tae is such a protective father 
  • he’d proababy want to cry if she ever got hurt 
  • and you notice that as she grew that she had tae’s sparking eyes and gleaming box smile that you always adored you 
  • she had your cute nose 
  • and face shape 
  • Tae would try so hard to make her look so cute like braid her hair and pick out cute clothes and you’d just smile and let him be 
  • him being happy with your child was enough to make your insides melt 
  • he’d be that dad who’d volunteer to change the diapers and get up in the morning and your just like babe!!! i got it its fine!!!! im ok i can do it!!!! 
  • and after seeing you go through that pain for 9 months he wants to repay you back and in turn he also gets to spend time with his kid and he is happy doing it 
  • youd both play with that baby all the time and be all over the floor with that baby ok and the squeal of joy that erupts from that childs mouth is what fuels tae and you to keep living in this beautiful world
  • when it comes time for her to go to school hed be so scared like hes letting his baby girl go off alone??? nO 
  • and ur like tae its alright babe its ok its good for her and he gets that but still??? 
  • also your daughter would have that same laugh that tae does and every time she does it your stomach gets butterflies 
  • and whenever she cried tae would be like the first one at the scene 
  • and whenever she had her temper tantrums he’d be the one to baby her 
  • and your like tae we cant do that we gotta have disipline 
  • and hes not having it
  • that baby is gonna be so spoiled rotten omg 
  • lord help us all 
  • but the thing is that baby will have the best parents in the entire universe like nothing can change that fact at all 
  • that baby is gonna grow up living a happiness filled life ok 
  • i really hope ya’ll enjoyed it!!!!

Things Boruto Writers Must Stop Doing

(A list I’ll probably keep adding to)

1. Pushing the “they’ll make a cute couple” trope. Like, I have no problem if Sarada and Boruto are endgame, but it needs to feel natural. It’s something that has to develop and not be forced. Even if Sakura liked Sasuke from the beginning, the reason SasuSaku works is because there were obstacles in the way for years. Real life ones, not the trite “oh they hated each other and then grew up to fall in love” trope. I’m not saying that doesn’t work for some ships, because it totally does…but I feel like if BoruSara is endgame they deserve as much development and chemistry as SasuSaku had from the beginning (same goes for MitsuSara, BoruSumire, MitsuBoru or whatever ship you ship)

2. Pushing the “Boruto will end up Hokage one day because he’s Naruto’s son and Sarada’s Dream is just something that will one day go away” theme. Honestly, if that’s what they do with this series, I’m done. Because not only would that be utterly boring and predictable, it would once again be a case of a girl’s dreams being temporary and focus on the growth of the boy. There’s far too much of that in the real world, thanks, can we keep it out of the fandom? I mean it’s stated in the Boruto movie that Boruto wants nothing to do with being Hokage…but I feel like they’re going to slowly turn him away from that as time goes on? It’s just a sense of foreboding I have and can’t seem to shake.

3. Pushing the whole “Boruto can do anything” schtick. I get that he is the hero, but the fact that everyone looks up to him and everyone loves him and everyone talks about his future greatness as a forgone conclusion and he always has the mature response to conflict and is the best in his class and people are always drawn to him no matter what makes him so boring! He has no flaw (and I don’t count the bratty “omg my dad is such a scumbag” angle that they are trying to push as an actual flaw. It’s like the writers were trying to make him a multi-dimensional character as an afterthought. Listen, SP, unless you are excellent at showing character personalities (which you’re not) and interpersonal relationships (you’re really not), you’re gonna have to make a choice: either Boruto is the golden boy or he is the resentful angry son trying to escape his father’s shadow. Until you can figure that out, stop trying to play both sides of the coin. Boruto in Gaiden, he had the potential to be a nice complex character, but in the anime he seems to be suffering from the Barbie treatment. Boruto is rapidly becoming a Gary Stu, and as one of Kishimoto’s creations, he deserves more.

Heya it’s Ri! This is the one I wrote by mistakenly reading an ask… RFA reacting to MC who says that her turnoff feature is her narcissism… humor ensues lolol

Hope you like it~! <3</p>



Seven: Hmmm.. I pick YOOSUNG!! Lololol dare or dare?!

Yoosung: Stop picking on meee!! I’ve already had to do 6 dares

Yoosung: -angry sticker-

Zen: Why don’t you ask MC? She hasn’t had a turn yet

Yoosung: What?! Now you want to bully MC too? I won’t let you! It’s okay, MC, I’ll take the dare for you…! >__<

Seven: lololol

Seven: if it’s MC, then she can choose truth ^0^

Yoosung: WHAT?! That’s so unfair!!!

Yoosung: -angry sticker-

Jaehee: It’s not good to keep getting angry at such a young age, Yoosung.

Jaehee: It is already a blessing that you have avoided working for Mr. Han. I do hope you have a lively youth, rather than an angry one.

Zen: Hah? What the heck is an angry youth?

Seven: you.


Jaehee: … I apologize. I must be tired from work. I must excuse myself at once.

Jaehee has left the chatroom.

Yoosung: -crying sticker- I feel bad for Jaehee… She has to work so much!

You: I agree… :(

Seven: TRUTH~ OR~ DARE~ MC?!

You: Oh. I thought I managed to avoid that…

Seven: lololol NOPE! So, what will it be?

You: Well, I don’t want to take any videos of myself screaming at strangers like Yoosung had to, or prank call Jumin’s (intimidating) dad to seduce him… so, truth?

Yoosung: OOH I have a question, can I ask?! What would you say is your least desirable feature? The biggest turnoff about you?

You: Haha, probably my narcissism

Yoosung: ?!

You: Yeah, my friends are constantly irritated by how I’m always looking at myself in glass reflections or mirrors instead of listening to what they say. Not my fault that I’m so much more appealing than their conversation topics, though, seriously!

Zen: OMG! I’m not the only one who does that??

You: And I somehow always end up late for things because I end up looking at myself in the mirror for too long…

Seven: PFFT! Seriously? wtf

Yoosung: …. So, next question?

You: Oh! But you can’t blame me! I just happen to look beautiful. And it’s much better to love yourself anyway, right?? Haha

Yoosung: MC… next question…?

Zen: I totally agree with you, MC!

Yoosung: -crying sticker- Next questionnnnn??!



  • He is CRYING.
  • He just wants to move on with the topic already
  • I bet you all he’s secretly masochistic and wants to be bullied some more in Truth or Dare lololol


  • “This girl totally gets me!!”
  • Agrees with what you say completely (but he’s actually talking about himself)
  • You guys text each other all the time about how others are just really jealous of your looks.
  • He loves how you understand him so well (even though you’re talking about yourself)


  • Shocked to read your rant about yourself when she returns
  • ???!
  • “Since when was MC this kind of person?!”
  • Probably spat out her coffee in Jumin’s face.


  • N/A
  • Sorry, his face just got spat on.
  • Jaehee SHRIEKS!!

anonymous asked:

Midoriya/Bakugou/Todoroki as the new big 3 in their 3rd years headcanons, please

Hope you like it :) - mod J🍃

- Three Musketeers

- Katsuki would most likely take his fame for granted. It’ll be over his head.

- “What was that? Oh yeah that’s what I thought you fucking dweeb. You know who ya speaking to? Psh, bitch you’re blessed to be actually talking with me.

- Izuku is flustered when someone mentions his name and praises him. He lowkey feels good though.

- “Hey, isn’t that kid Izuku? The coolest hero ever?” “Yeah,he reminds me of All Might.”

- Izuku would go home every night happy and satisfied to hear that he’s doing good as a hero.

- Shoto is proud of himself. He worked so hard and he hopes to not be like his dad.

- very humble omg.

- The wisest and matured one in the trio.

- Girls fawning over him.

- The trio will make a great team if Katsuki will just listen…!

- Such cool guys lmao.

anonymous asked:

* Omg your blog is so amazing uwu, I thrive on your posts, like seriously...Inquiry: How would the V3 bois react to their adorable s/o being into hardcore metal?

Oh my thank you! And of course, I feel like this is somewhat relatable to me seeing as I’m just a really quiet person (like my dad) but at home we listen to Rammstein at like… 1AM haha.

I used the songs I like so… I hope you enjoy!

DRV3 Boys reacting to their adorable S/O being into hardcore metal

Shuuichi Saihara:

Rammstein - Du Hast

- He noticed that whenever he complimented you, you would always blush, you were just so cute!

- One day he found you sitting on the sofa with earphones in your ears casually moving your head to the beat

- He was kinda curious what you were listening to so he sat beside you and took one of your earphones out

- Surely it’s something really calm if she’s just nodding her head along

- He was wrong.


- “Wh-What?”

- “Do you not know Rammstein Saihara - kun? Oh you should listen to their songs!”

- You play him all of your favourites and he’s still like

- ???

- He didn’t know you’d be into that sort of music

-Guess I’m slacking as a detective

- After a while he actually maybe kinda enjoys it

Kaito Momota:

Metallica - Whiskey in The Jar

- He went outside to enjoy some fresh air but it looked like he managed to catch some z’s

- When he woke up he was slightly confused but decided it would be best if he went back inside

- As soon as he opened the door, you jumped in front of him playing the air guitar

-  “I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny

- Huh? Does he know this song?

- “I took all of his money and I brought it home to Molly

- He just kind of stands there scratching his head, he doesn’t know this song

- Is this what you listen to S/O?

- His question is answered for him as you perfectly sing the lyrics

- He listens as you sing all the songs and he just has this awkward smile on (You know the one like when you’re at your friend’s house and they leave you for a moment and their parent suddenly walks in and starts making conversation)

- “Do you like my music Momota - kun?….”

- “I mean, I haven’t really listened to it but uh, I think it’s quite cool” He replies with a wink and a thumbs up

- You tell him all about your favourite bands and what your favourite songs are, he makes a note seeing as you sound really passionate about it


Maximum the Hormone -  What’s up, people?!

- You invited him to watch an anime series with you 

- Once he arrives you happily invite him inside before launching into conversation

- “Kiibo - kun, Kiibo - kun! I listened to the soundtrack again and I want you to hear my favourite song!”

- “Awh! Of course S/O - san, I will gladly listen!”

- He honestly expected something like this

- You just seemed like that kind of person

- Oh how wrong he was

- When you played the song and actually sang along to it he made that error sound you used to get on the old Windows

- He was confused, is his hearing function broken?!

- He ran a quick system check but it turns out his hearing is perfectly fine

- “What do you think?” You ask him as you clap your hands together

- “It’s uh…” He scratches the back of his head “It’s interesting”

- “Oh! I get it, Kiibo - kun just hasn’t heard much of this!”

- Your voice is still as adorable as ever

- He’s still confused but you drag him to watch Death Note

Rantaro Amami:

Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah

- You called him to come over so the two of you could fangirl over Eurovision

- He always found it really cute when you’d get excited and do things like clapping

- As soon as you got the door you giggled and pulled him inside

- “Amami - kun! I decided that before we watch the new one, we have to listen to our favourite ones! I became obsessed this this one band, here listen!”

- You quickly cleared your throat before putting the song on, you then looked him straight in the eyes before (in your deepest voice possible) you began singing

- “Hard, Rock, Hallelujah. Hard, Rock Hallelujah!

- You then started playing the air guitar

- Surprisingly, you still looked cute doing that

- He just laughs at you, he didn’t know you were into this sort of music

- Guess you can’t know everything about everyone

- You play him a few more songs and he can’t help but laugh as you try and dance to each one

Kokichi Ouma

Slipknot - Psychosocial

- You and Ouma were just lazily spending the afternoon playing video games

- “Okay Ouma - kun, I’m going to make us some snacks… Don’t mess with anything okay?”

- The second you’re out of the room he grabs your phone

- “Nishishi~ Let’s see what my beloved S/O - chan has on here..”

- It doesn’t take long for him to crack your passcode, and the first thing he sees is your music app

- Oh? Well maybe he will find something interesting here

- He puts in earphones and plays the most recent song… On full volume…

- He literally shakes the earphones off before clicking his fingers a few times, ah good he hasn’t gone deaf 

- Once you come back with a plate full of colourful snacks he gives you a long questionable look

- “S/O - chan, do you listen to death metal on a regular basis?” he shouts

- “Huh?… How do you k..” You notice your phone in his hand. You then begin to giggle

- “Oh my mistake! I left it on full volume by accident haha!”

- “Other than the fact I almost went deaf… That’s not too bad of a taste in music”

- After making sure that you haven’t accidentally caused him permanent ear damage, you resume gaming

Gonta Gokuhara

Babymetal - Gimme Chocolate!

- He was just on his way back from the park

- He originally set out to enjoy some nature but he ended up picking out a nice bouquet of flowers 

- When he opened the front door he could hear some sort of music coming from upstairs, Gonta is curious now!

- He made his way upstairs and found you standing in front of the TV copying the dance moves of the girls on the screen

- This music was…? Confusing?

- You suddenly turned and saw him. You froze for a second but then quickly resumed your dancing

- “Welcome home Gonta - kun!” You say whilst dancing

- Gonta just watches you until you finish

- “Uh, Gonta got you these…” He hands you the flowers and smiles shyly

- “Awh! Thank you!”

- “Gonta doesn’t really understand what he just saw but… S/O - san can dance really well! Gonta never heard this before”

- “Do you like it?”

- “Well… Not really… But if S/O - san does then Gonta doesn’t mind listening to it!”

- What a cutie

Korekiyo Shinguji:

Avenged Sevenfold - A Little Piece of Heaven

- He was just sat reading as per usual

- And then you walked into the room a speaker in hand

- And then the song began

- Shinguji instantly recognised it, he quickly marked his place and closed the book walking over to you

- He quickly pulled down his mask before extending his hand towards you

- “Before the story begins, is it such a sin, for me to take what’s mine, until the end of timee

- You smiled and took his hand, he pulled you into a somewhat strange dance and continued singing

- It soon turned into a duet but you kept giggling throughout, Shinguji had a surprisingly nice singing voice

- Once the song was over you could see the smile on his lips

- “I didn’t know Shinguji - kun liked Avenged Sevenfold!”

- “Kukuku~ This is my favourite song S/O - san, say, how about you show me more of your musical library?”

- You giggled but granted his request

Ryoma Hoshi

AC/DC - Highway to Hell

- You were just in the kitchen preparing dinner

- He was in the living room watching a tennis match

- He wasn’t paying that much attention so when you started singing, his attention shifted entirely to you

- “I’m on the highway to Hell~

- Highway to Hell? Isn’t that from a metal band?

- Curious, he went to the kitchen to find you dancing and cooking

- You turn and point a wooden spoon at him

- “I’m on the highway to Hell!

- “Same to be honest”

- You give him a somewhat confused look

- “I didn’t know you were into AC/DC, S/O”

- “I love AC/DC!”

- Okay. Noted.

- He wasn’t expecting someone like you to like a band like that but… The world is full of surprises it seems

anonymous asked:

IF You had to pick: karolsen or supercorp endgame?

deadass? karolsen and theyd hav 10 kids andn theyd lvo them sommuchr james would b the best Dad ok everyone thinks tha kara would b the pushover parent but its JAMES hes such a softy for his kids ok and ofmgmsk im cryin cause lena would b the godmother of one of those kids ok ?? And she would spoil tha kid and james and her would deadass spend all their CEO makin money w toys and dolls and shit and kara would b like o my god..((…… there aint enough HOUSE for all these toys…:: listen., make karolsen canon again.. let them get married … and hav kids… alien kids too … omg

theprestigious0ne  asked:

I don't know who I sent this song but they never answered me... so: I like to ball by Danko Jones. I think it fits to this week😉

I hadn’t ever heard this one before but YES it’s PERFECT for this week! OMG!

Originally posted by baellinswithstyles

My skin tingled as the warmth from his hands brushed my inner thigh below the dinner table. I bit my lip trying to keep listening to my brother ramble on about his current rank in the army and the drama in his barracks.

My dad was completely enthralled in his mashed potatoes and gravey. Mom was cutting through her roast asking questions as my brother talked. I knew they weren’t going to notice my boyfriend, AJ, trying to creep his hand up my skirt. But that didn’t make me any less nervous.

His hand traveled a little farther north and I jumped. 

“Is everything okay, (Y/N)?” My mother asked noticing me lifting out of my seat.

“I- I’m fine. I just got a sudden chill and it scared me.” I tried to lie. I could hear AJ let out a low chuckle next to me.

“It’s hot as hell in here.” My father growled in between bites of his roast and potatoes.

“Do you need my jacket, Darlin’?” AJ smirked at me.

I shot him a glare. “I’m fine. Thanks.”

My brother continued on his conversation with my parents and AJ leaned over to me. “You don’t want to play, Darlin’?” He asked in a hushed tone.

“Not in front of my parents, please AJ?” I begged him.

AJ’s hand squeezed my thigh again and his index finger slipped under panties and slid a long my wet slick. I whimpered quietly in response.

“Let Daddy have what he wants, Darlin’.” He leaned over and said to me. “Don’t make a noise, don’t come until I say, and Daddy will give you a treat when we get home.”

Every Destiel AU Ever

- Castiel? Weird name. Your family must be Christians or love Angels a lot.

- Oops, I just called you Cas. You don’t mind right? Cuz Castiel is such a MOUTHFUL and I like to shorten people’s names. (But you’re surprised cuz nobody’s ever called u Cas lmao)

- You don’t know Led Zeppelin? Dude, impossible!!! Gotta make you listen to some then.

- Oh and meet my brother Sam. Y'all would get along bcuz ya know, NERDS.

- You don’t get along with your family except Gabriel/Anna/Balthazar? Lol I hate my Dad. (My mom died btw)

- I showed you my Baby and you liked her. ;)

- You’re family is probably rich and your house is huge, but you say it’s not your money, it’s your parents lol.

- OMG you’re eyes are so blue!!!
(And my eyes are so green!!)

- One of us notices the way the other frickin’ MOANS when the other eats pie/hamburger.

- I jacked off to the thought of you.

- I like you but I don’t know if you are into dudes/in a relationship with someone else or I don’t wanna ruin our friendship or I’m NOT GAY ffs. (And this might lead to a number of chapters of misunderstanding/miscommunication until our mutual friends tell us otherwise haha :)

- We finally discovered the truth! We are both IDIOTS. Let’s get together!

- Top or Bottom tho? (The sex could come in anytime during the fic cuz UST)

- The End (best Destiel fanfic eva)

P/s: it’s on ao3
  • tbh sometimes i feel like he is lowkey seventeen’s other dad
  • anyway he would be the sweetest father in the world
  • and probs the clingiest lmao he always needs his child near him whenever he’s home
  • most husbands would be v lazy to get the baby when they’re crying at five AM but not joshua…..he was up before you could even utter a word
  • let’s start with a baby girl, hm? ok when she was a baby, joshua spoiled her so much that you /knew/ she was going to grow up to be a daddy’s girl
  • she literally does not stop crying until she knows it’s her dad holding her
  • her first word was even “dada”
  • calls her his little princess
  • taught her how to play guitar the second she showed a slight interest for it
  • had to start her off with a ukulele though because her fingers were too small and skinny for thick guitar strings but whatever he’s proud asf
  • but man, your daughter would always strum her heart out and you can tell she loves it because she has the same look that joshua has when he plays guitar
  • you show her old seventeen mv’s whenever she misses her dad when he goes on tour
  • oh goodness speaking of tour; all the seventeen boys are going to melt over her and would spoil her almost as much as joshua 
  • when y'all facetime, the boys are always filling up the screen and waving at the baby and jisoo is like omg i’m trying to talk to my child guys but they don’t listen lol
  • and when you call them for babysitting, they ALL have something to teach her
  • minghao is going to teach her how to get away with sass, mingyu is going to teach her how to cook, hoshi is going to teach her how to dance, vernon is going to make faces at her to the point where she can replicate one, jun is going to show her how to model, jeonghan is going to take naps with her, woozi is going to play her nursery rhymes on his piano, seungkwan is going to be her cuddle buddy, wonwoo is going to read stories to her and dino is going to be glad he isn’t the youngest ^–^
  • dino: *turns to jeonghan* “hey hyung ((((: i’m not technically the baby anymore, right? because now-”
  • jeonghan: no bc she’s jisoo’s baby. but you’re still /my/ baby.
  • dino: -.-
  • is a cute but evil little girl…..knows where the cookie jar is and how to charm uncle mingyu into reaching it for her
  • you know, being jisoo’s child, i think korean would the baby’s first language because of her 12 uncles but she would also be able to speak very fluent english bc that’s her dad’s most comfortable tongue to speak in
  • i can see y'all always going to cali to visit jisoo’s mom and dad~
  • as she grows up, you can see just how much she is like joshua with her love for music and confidence and positivity in herself
  • one time when she was feeling down, joshua listened and told her his story of how he became a k-idol and told her to never give up and that just motivated her a lot
  • joshua honestly does not like the idea that she is going to grow?? up?? into?? an?? adult?? but he has to accept it
  • he doesn’t look like the type to be emotional but i think when your daughter graduates from high school jisoo is going to cry bc what happened to his baby girl that used to sit on his lap and watch disney shows on his laptop with him???
  • everyone remember when mingyu drove in pretty u and jisoo saw his life flash before his eyes when mingyu crashed inside? that’s what he looks like when he starts teaching his daughter how to drive
  • “sweetie… don’t want to have a bike instead?” he’d weakly ask  but his daughter is like lol no let’s try again
  • since jisoo grew up as an only child, he’d probably know how lonely it can get sometimes and would suggest you all get a puppy
  • but when your daughter began asking for a little brother…..well……you know what happens heh
  • if joshua has a little boy, i bet he’s going to raise that kid to be just as gentleman like as he was
  • the members call him the mini jisoo~ 
  • and your son is a mommy’s boy ^–^ so he is happy to learn bc that is how jisoo captured your heart, right?
  • your son is more like you and jisoo always tells you this and what you always say is “he has your eyes, though”
  • and it’s true, when you look at your son, he has the same twinkly chocolate orbs as his father
  • your little girl always holding her little brother’s hand and reminding him to drink water instead of juice and jisoo is ???? because wHERE ELSE WOULD SHE GET THAT PHRASE and you’re laughing and he’s shooting you a look like “you showed them my predebut videos didnt you? 😭😭” and youre like “oh cmon you were cute!! i couldnt resist”
  • kids do not trust him in the kitchen nope not after he burned the grilled cheese sandwiches on accident
  • joshua orchestrating his kids to make a cute surprise for you on your birthday c:
  • i also think joshua would be the type to take his family to church like once and if you all like it, then y'all can keep going together
  • movie nights are a big thing for this family ^^ y'all are always picking disney films and anime or going out to the movie theater to catch the new flick
  • beach days too
  • jisoo also the type to give his kids lots of money when they go out with their friends bc he spoils and bc of that, you find that its your job to ground them
  • jisoo and his mini’s asking you to come play water balloon fight outside but u say no bc you still had to cook dinner and stuff and you refuse until your son goes-
  •  "dads are fun, moms are boring ((((:“ and jisoo is grinning and you know they’re baiting you but you eventually just give in and pick up a water balloon like "youre on” and youre all running through the backyard and spraying each other and all that fun stuff
  • a v cute and fun family tbh ^–^

[note: I was oh-baby-what-about-the-ending, I changed my @]

Heeeello Taylor💕
Okay, so, first of all sorry if there will be errors (I’m Italian🇮🇹).
I’m your fan since 2006… I was a little 6 years old girl.
My cousin was listening to Tim McGraw and I was with her. I liked this song too much. I screamed:
“Omg, I love this song! And that girl (you) is so beautiful! Is she a princess?”
“No she isn’t. She’s a singer.”
“What’s her name?”
“What a strange name”
“Yes, she isn’t an italian singer. She’s american and she’s got an american name”
“Oh.. Taylor.. I love it!”

Then I listened to all “Taylor Swift” album and at the end I was like: “Omg, those songs are better than lullabys mum and dad usually sing to me before go to bed!”

From that moment, the only thing that makes me feel happy and quiet were you. And my biggest dream was “I WANT TO MEET TAYLOR!” I attended lots of your concerts! But in my Wildest Dreams. In reality I was… In my bedroom. On the bed. On Tumblr. With pop corn in my right hand. And diet coke in my left hand Saying “Okay so, Taylor is in *** and I’m in my bedroom. WHY I’M NOT WITH TAYLOR, COULD SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY?” :c
I’m still waiting too see you, hug you, and tell you that.. That you are the best thing, that’s ever been mine.
Unfortunately I didn’t go to the Speak Now World Tour date in Milan.. ‘Cause I was only 10 or 11 years old…*I’m crying*. That is not fair uh.

When I was 9 I felt very very very bad and I was at the hospital. I stayed there for long time.
But… You’re voice, and your music were always with me and they was telling me “don’t worry sweetie, you’re going to be okay. Stay FEARLESS”
It’s like.. I’ve got that music in my mind, saying it’s gonna be alright.

I’m not the kind of girl who is always happy and strong. In particular now, I’ve got lots of problems. Sometimes I wanna give up. You always help me a lot. You are my north star when I’m lost. My hero.

Will I hug you one day?
I don’t know.. I hope so.. I’m waiting Taylor. You’re a beautiful person. Outside and Inside. I really belive you are the greatest thing that ever happened to me. You’re like a best friend for me, a big sister (my crazy big sister). But you don’t know that😩😒
Much love,


anonymous asked:

hold up...but do you not like wagon wheel?? that is actually the one singular country song i like and it's because my dad fucking raised me on hootie and the blowfish so i enjoy darius rucker's voice

omg i’d never heard wagon wheel before!! it’s not bad pero i wouldn’t willingly listen to it u know. like maybe if this song came on at cracker barrel then i would nod along and jam to it but thats it 


I’m about to melt your heart with cuteness, are you ready?

So as close readers of my blog may recall, I played my dad the entire Hamilton cast recording while I drove through Wyoming on The Great Moving Across the Country Road Trip. My dad, culturally clueless but a major nerd, liked it a lot. So much did he like it, that before I left my parents’ house a few days ago to finally finish moving in to my new place in Portland, he asked if we could hitch my laptop up to his SOUNDBAR (a thing) and play it again. So that he could really focus on it. Because it turns out that the way my father really focuses on musicals is to close his eyes “so I can visualize it,” and on the road he wanted to keep them open to make sure I didn’t drive us off it or whatever.

Obviously this entire request was adorable, and obviously we did listen to the whole thing again, like of course. And when he would give me a hi-sign (still with his eyes closed, you guys omg) I’d let him know who was singing, and occasionally some staging tidbits (yes I Have Seen Hamilton, AMA).

My dad loved it EVEN MORE this time. We were barely 1 minute into the opening song and he made a noise and I was all “Yeah?” and he said, laughing, “I’m just smiling, this is great.” So it was pretty much perpetually me dying over this musical all over again, via my father.

An Incomplete List of Things John Loves in Hamilton:

- the fact that “My Shot” takes place in a bar
- the Schuyler Sisters — “I love the sisters” - my dad after all their songs
- Lafayette (Lafayette got a lot of delighted laughs)
- “Dear Theodosia,” bc apparently my dad is a huge sucker for harmonies (this also features in his love for the sisters)
- when all the themes come back around in “Non-Stop”
- my off-hand comment that parts of “The Room Where It Happens” remind me of the Genie’s “A Friend Like Me” in Aladdin
- George Washington — “George has got pipes”
- every time the king comes back, esp. his “la da da da die”s
- the sheer amount of WORDS / the whole concept of Lin-Manuel Miranda as a person who exists
- Leslie Odom Jr.’s ability to evoke pathos with only his voice

My dad thinks it’s absurd and a shame that this entire cast wasn’t famous beforehand, “just because they didn’t look like what people might expect — it’s ridiculous, talent is talent and this is some serious talent,” and he also told me, with utter sincerity: “I have such a newfound respect for rap now.”




  • i cant do this today i feel like im woozi biased right now
  • baby would be super happy that he is married to you <33333
  • like he freaks out throughout the wedding
  • the dad that would make his kids listen to music with him watch him compose and go to concerts yEs
  • and the kids will grew up with that tradition theyll just be like “dad have u heard justin’s new album!!!!!” and jihoon will get excited “YES OMG” and theyll go fanatic together cute sight!!!!
  • im sorry i just wanted jihoon to cover love yourself or the feeling or basically anything in general i cANT DO THIS
  • “ok where are u guys going”
  • “to brand new day vol.17!!!!! we’re watching uncle cheol wonwoo mingyu and vernon!!!!” i cant get over hip hop unit on bnd vol.8 someone send help
  • “and youre not taking me with you guys??????”
  • “eheheheh sorrY BABE WE BETTER GO NOW BYE LOVE U”
  • the reason he didnt take u waS BECAUSE THEYRE NOT GOING TO ANY CONCERT theyre just preparing a birthday party for u with the other 12 hOW FUCKIN CUTE
  • jihoon will always team up with their kids to tease u and surprise u and everything literally
  • ok when u tell him ur pregnant tho… . …. “omg….. …i need a moment.. ….ok”
  • and after a few minutes he’s just gonna hug u really tight and say that he is so happy!!!!!!!!!!! “omg im so bad at expressing my feelings bUT IM REALLY HAPPY RN BABY OK”
  • “mini me and you is soon gonna be running around the house”
  • and when you have ur first child he’s gonna cry so muCH OMG JIHOON DONT CRY WHAT ARE U DOING
  • the baby will eventually grow up and he’ll be taking them to the studio and made them sit on his lap that u cANT RESIST TO TAKE ONE PICTURE AND POST IT ON INSTAGRAM OR SOMEWHERE
  • and everyones gonna explode bc they look exactly like a mini version of jihoon
  • “ok dont tell mom im dying ur hair blonde”
  • “but she can see it”
  • “WEAR A HAT”
  • youll find out and tell him its actually ok but kinda mad on why didnt he tell you like you couldve help now all you could think of is how much this kid look like a mini jihoon
  • im sorry for so many cursing in this im in so much pain writing this
  • jihoon will sing them to sleep and sometimes they’d all circle in bed and started making random beats and BOOM it turned into a song
  • he would actually turned it into a real song
  • when he is away he likes to call u for hours just put u on speaker and talk nonsense things like the old days
  • “u know i still want to go to mars”
  • “jihoon thats the 7th time youve said it”
  • “are the kids asleep?”
  • “yes”
  • “hm i wish i was there with u so we can…. .. .. “
  • “we can what”
  • “we can… .. ….you know” IF YOURE PICKING UP WHAT IM PUTTING DOWN ;;
  • youll think for a while and then it suddenly clicked and jihoon is just like “i miss you so much… …..”
  • loves to take photos of u and the kids and set it as his bg
  • likes to spoil his kids by buying so many toys when he’s away
  • and little dolls
  • you guys have a white and black cat in the house
  • hOT TIMES WITH JIHOON IS ALWAYS THERE ANYTIME not infront of the kids though
  • loves to kiss your knuckles and loves to recieve nose kisses from u and also neck kisses I CAN SEE IT
  • “youre so cut - “
  • likes to shower together with u bc its relaxing no sexual content happened
  • shy jihoon is gone ok maybe its still there a bit but like
  • “you know ive never been good at math but there is like a one in seven billion chance that i would get to meet someone asa perfect as you so that means i had a greater chance of winning the lottery or getting struck by lightning than being so lucky to be in love with you and i guess for once in my life the odds were in my favor omg crazy right?”
  • jihoon pls father my kids
  • ok are you crying yet????? bc i am
  • feel free to contact me anytime to fix anything above and to add things

i got carried away now i am really sad fuck for more husband!au click here

the astrological signs in a burning building

Aries: Survives. Bursts through the wall next to an open door, through which they could have escaped, leaving a ram-shaped hole in said wall.

Taurus: Dies trying to save all the cookies from the pantry and all cakes and ice creams from the refrigerator.

Gemini: Survives without a scratch. Spends a full hour walking slowly around to each of the signs telling them the other signs are spreading shit about them, specifically that they started the fire. Example: “Omg, Leo, so I like, hate to be the one to tell you this, but Capricorn is telling EVERYone that you started the fire. I was like omg how could you say that and defended you but like I just thought you should know.” (five mins later) “Omg, Capricorn, so I like, hate to be the one to tell you this, but Leo is telling EVERYone that you started the fire. I was like omg how could you say that and defended you but like I just thought you should know.” 

Cancer: Definitely dies. Is convinced by Scorpio that they lit the fire, even though they don’t remember that, and clearly Scorpio fucking lit it. But the Scorpio is saying things like, “But listen, I completely get it… I mean, if my dad hated me as much as yours does.. let’s just say, I’m surprised this is the first fire you’ve lit.” (meaningful pause) “Is it? The first fire you’ve lit?” Cancer in the fetal position sobbing “OMG PROBABLY NOT IVE PROBABLY LIT A BILLION FIRES I’M THE WORLD’S BIGGEST EFFING PIECE OF SHIT I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER BUT LIKE ALL THESE PEOPLE I HAVE MURDERED ALL THESE POOR PEOPLE I AM A MONSTER A MOOOOONSTER”

Leo: Dies because as they are trying to exit the building, they keep getting distracted by their damn fine reflection in every remotely reflective surface, pausing to gaze at themselves and thinking, “Damn. No wonder Leo is a fire sign. All this warm glow… this is doing wonders for my skin, and my eyes, omg my eyes! Wow. I need to be surrounded by flames at all times. Especially when someone is taking my picture.”

Virgo: Survives, but barely - spends way too much time trying to convince the other signs to follow their meticulously-thought-out and brilliant plan to escape, including blueprints, “You are here” stickers, and a legend with multiple complex symbols. “If you would just look at my - oh my god Aries concentrate for one fucking second of your life, and look, I’ve - ok, I’ve mapped out the best strategy for escape if you would - omg Gemini shut the fuck up Cancer obviously didn’t say that about me they are currently two feet away from me sobbing on the floor use your fucking eyes”

Libra: Escapes instantly, but as soon as they see the media arrive, they run back in, rub some soot on their cheeks and hands, rip one of their sleeves, and grab fetal Cancer, bursting through the front door carrying them right as the cameras start rolling. Headlines read: “Gorgeous hero with high cheekbones saves countless lives in horrific fire.” (As Libra is being interviewed, Cancer slinks back inside to die as they believe they deserve.)

Scorpio: Survives, fucking obviously. Clearly lit the fire, and it was way too easy to convince that idiot Cancer they did it. They disappear through an unknown exit into the shadows, still carrying the match, never to be seen or heard from again, except when sending anonymous letters to the remaining surviving signs with vague and threatening messages like “Still scarred from that fire? Cancer certainly is.” and “I know you did it.”

Sagittarius: Survives, miraculously. Was on fire long before the building fire started, and when asked how they caught on fire, they look down in wonder at themselves, exclaim, “HOLY SHIT! I’M ON FIRE! COOL!”, jump off the roof, and run into the distance, never to be seen or heard from again, ever

Capricorn: Dies because they are stuck at the one locked door in the house, which happens to be right next to an open door through which they could easily escape, but this door shouldn’t be locked. This doesn’t make any sense. Why is this door locked? This door is locked but shouldn’t be? Who locked this door? This doesn’t fall within my logical code?! This door wasn’t locked before the fire so like how?!!! THIS DOOR IS LOCKED? WHY IS THIS DOOR ((dead))

Aquarius: Survives. Spends what they believe to be an appropriate amount of time walking around with a notepad documenting these strange human creatures’ reactions to things. They are the only one who knows Scorpio lit the fire, but doesn’t tell anyone because they don’t see the logical necessity. Some notes include: “What is this strange water leaking down Cancer’s face? Must study more later.” and “Taurus skin charred to a crisp. Must further research human skin and its oddities when ablaze.”

Pisces: Definitely dies. Was drinking long before the fire started, but is now using the fire as an excuse to drink. Splayed out on the floor, holding a vodka bottle in one hand and a bottle of pills in the other: “I don’t know why Cancer thinks they did it, when it’s clearly my fucking fault… it’s my fucking karma you guys.. ggggggggoddddd i’m so fucking worthless that just me entering a building causes 12 people to die… I had a dream this would happen, I had a dream this would happen and I didn’t text any of you about it so this is my fucking fault and I deserve to burn and die and finally be reincarnated as a tree which is fucking better anyway”