listen okay, just I LOVE WHEN GUYS DO THE EYEBROW COCKY THING, THAT IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER, and the arm wrap thing, DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED, like, holy god, okay, so I have OBVIOUSLY have an arm wrap kink, BUT I’M NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT.
Look! CESARO AND DOLPH. Look how smiley my baby is LOOK AT HIM. SO HAPPY. Much love, much kisses.
I have always loved him in pink, if I’m being completely honest. hA OkAY SEE I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING DIRTYY ABOUT THE COLOR PINK, my head is not a safe place to be, I’M SORRY I’m REALLY TRYING.
Such smiley. Such wow. LOOK AT MY BABY, he’s even got a cute little skull and crossbones tie, tie me up with it, holy hell, NO SORRY NO BECAUSE THIS POST IS SUPPOSED TO BE WHOLESOME AND NOT MY USUAL “frickle frackle the frack outta me daddy,” POST.
he looks like he’s about to do the Shaq wiggle YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT IS WHAT I AM PICTURING HAHAHA
Look at this sleepy baby. Sleepy waffle house baby, aw. Much love
okay but this picture is so cute, because FROM THAT Loook you can tell, it’s breakfast bc that’s just a breakfast look idk?? BUT ALSO LOOK HOW POUTY HE IS, AND LIKE CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE YOU FORCING HIM TO GO TO BREAKFAST WITH YOU, AND LIKE HE’S BEING STUBBORN ABOUT IT BUT LIKE HE’S BEING ALL POUTY AT BREAKFAST AND YOU JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH WOW, I’m fine Pam, I SAID I’M FInE.
…. jESUS ChrIST. I JUST LOVE ARM WRAPPING SOM UCH.
Look at this wholesome picture. LOOK AT THAT SMILEY. Always be smiling Dolph, please always be happy, my heart cannot handle when you are sad, okay? FOR MY HEART’S SAKE BE HAPPY ALWAYS.
Smiley baby, mwah mwah. i can be yo steel panther. OKAY NO SEE, THAT dOESN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE BC what the hell is a steel panther in bed, like??? THAT’S JUST HOW MY MIND WORKS because I just wing it AND HOPE IT WORKS OUT.
Okay but no see, this is where this stops being a wholesome post, okay, I’m sorry just for this picture, BECUASE LOOK AT THOSE PANTS, THEY SIT SO LOW ON HIS HIPS, LIKE JUST IMAGINE IF HE HAD NOTHING UNDERNEATH THOSE PANTS, baby, oh baby, AND JUST WOWOWOW, I LOVE THESE PANTS, ugh okay I am trying to keep it clean, I AM JUST GOING TO LEAVE THIS PICTURE ALONE BECAUSE WE ARE VEERING BACK INTO NSFW TERRITORY
Need me a freak like that. GET IT CAUSE HIS SHIRT SAYS FREAK. “how’d you notice that right away?” cause I wasn’t looking at his chest??? AT ALL??? I WAS FOCUSING ON THE PROTEIN CHIPS??? idk what that picture is on the bag? Is that the chip?? it looks like aflower… I GOT DISTRACTED WHOOPS SORRY. Haha this is about Dolph, not weird chip bags. Okay but what is it????? OKAY MOVING ON, because I can’t get past it
Serious face daddy on a ladder. How hard do you think it is to frickle frackle on a ladder? Important question, I’ll take my answer off air.
He can’t even just take it off normally, he’s gotta make a show out of it, BUT I ENJOY THIS SHOW, SO I’m GAME.
Angry Dolphie baby.
I KNOW I USED THIS GIF ON MY LAST DOLPH POST, BUT I STILL HAVE HOPE THAT IT’LL CAHNGE AND HE WILL JUST DROP IT, which i know isn’t goiing to hpapen BUT IT MIGHT.
Okay, make me cry again. DO YOU KNOW HOW EMOTIONAL I GOT AFTER WATCHINGTHIS, THIS IS WHY I AM MAKING THIS DOLPH POST, BECAUSE I LOVE HIM AND I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY AND TO ALWAYS BE ON WWE.
His pants say Suck it, lmao that’s what I’m trying to do wtf.
Smiley tiger growl baby, I Love him SO MUCH. Please eternally be jhappy, never be sad ever.
This post was made possible because DOLPH FUCKING TORE MY HEART OUT AND MADE ME CRY BC DID YOU SEE HIS TEARY EYES, wow, my heart cried, my eyeballs cried, everything made me CRY my love bunny. @hardcorewwetrash this is for the thirst.